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Budai
08-18-2007, 07:29 AM
:( Poo! Me so horny! All I want is a tall, hawt, blonde-haired, blue-eyed cutie with nice arms, a nice chest, ass, and a giant shlong to bang me really hard! I mean HARD! }:D I haven't found one yet. Where is he!!??? DAMN THE BAD LUCK!

Have you considered vacationing in Sweden? ;D

Taylorlila
08-18-2007, 07:34 AM
I'm getting very frustrated because I can't read any of my myspace messages!!! Stupid myspace...

phillyvixen
08-18-2007, 07:45 AM
I hate getting my nails done anymore.
I really hate sitting there,
i hate the way it smells in there,
I hate how they all talk and I can't understand anything,
I hate how much more expensive it is in the "burbs" then in the city.
But I LOVE the way it looks when it is done. I really ENJOY having well manicured finger and toe nails.
BUT I HATE THE PROCESS!!

rozz
08-18-2007, 08:46 AM
I miss all of you!!! I want more SW on this vacation. Damn the shitty WiFi.

bellasera
08-18-2007, 09:00 AM
^^^ I'm leaving for vacation today!! I hope there is WiFi at my hotel :)

Lady Jade
08-18-2007, 10:09 AM
Hey Paige, I went to the post office this morning! You should have cookies soon!!! ;D

I also put a new picture of my haircut in my Random Chaos album on MySpace so you can gawk. :P

sxybrat07
08-18-2007, 10:19 AM
I should be happy that I peed on the stick and it said not pregnant, but instead I'm depressed because that means I'm just gaining weight. Boo :(

Taylorlila
08-18-2007, 10:41 AM
Summer has kicked the buket. It has said, I'm fucking done. It's August, and even in a t shirt and jeans I am freezing. Its great how I havent gotten the heat fixed in my car yet since its August, and ya know, how cold can it really get? I'm going to enjoy my 45 minute drive home from work tonight oh so much. Scraping ice and snow off my windsheild is right around the corner now...

britt244
08-18-2007, 10:42 AM
I hate getting my nails done anymore.
I really hate sitting there,
i hate the way it smells in there,
I hate how they all talk and I can't understand anything,
I hate how much more expensive it is in the "burbs" then in the city.
But I LOVE the way it looks when it is done. I really ENJOY having well manicured finger and toe nails.
BUT I HATE THE PROCESS!!

i need to get my pink & whites filled, and i need to get both parts filled this time. its not so bad when its just the bottome part, but when they have to do it all.. grrr. i so dont feel like it.

Taylorlila
08-18-2007, 10:49 AM
I'm sad because no SW for me until Tuesday =( . Bub bye.

Lady Jade
08-18-2007, 11:23 AM
Off to my pseudo 5-year college reunion. You'd think they'd all realize by now that it's only been 4 years since I graduated... ::)

MrChristopher
08-18-2007, 11:34 AM
I discussed with my GM putting a "No Douchebags" sign up at the front door to the club. This led to a discussion on the origins of douchebaggery and the question "Do you know if you're a douche?" Seriously. Are Douchey McFuckbags self-aware of their own suck?

In other news, macaroni and cheese is still delicious.

Also, Crown Royal is the devil's own anal lube.

NatalieFRPhilly
08-18-2007, 11:46 AM
I think there is a significant amount of (young) douchebags in your club because it is the only one for areas all around. And if the boys from my graduating class are going there..which they were...it's filled to the brim with them. Sorry!


Right now I'm babysitting, and it's kind of boring. But boring in a good way because my nephew is just sleeping, not crying.:)

Tart
08-18-2007, 12:33 PM
I really can't stand the useless men that post on here. I seriously can't.

Why aren't they on stripclub junkie if they aren't working in the industry?

britt244
08-18-2007, 12:53 PM
i hate when summer ends. i only have a week til school.. and i will be working every day to make up for the fact that i cant work much during school. boo. i hate hate hate the end of summer. :(

tart you have a miss piggy quote now too! hehe love it!

Callyish
08-18-2007, 01:30 PM
Ugh I woke up with my ears bugging me... now a few hours later my skin hurts to touch my ears and throat are sore and I feel like im going to die.

I just did a stage show and I couldnt even do any pole tricks because I didn't have any balance and my skin hurt when it touched the pole.

I took oregano oil and im off to waddle to the drug store to get some somethin or other to make me better... I have three more shows to get through... the DJ offered to cover them insiting I looked like hell but I just can't... I need the money... and I already took weds off and and and.... god damnit!!!

Yekhefah
08-18-2007, 01:37 PM
Cally, we love you, but no one here is going to have much sympathy when you wind up permanently disabled and unable to work. Every time you ignore an alarm, you set yourself up to get worse.

TigersMilk
08-18-2007, 02:13 PM
I ate 3 slices of cake and barely worked out in the last week and still lost weight. Not as much as if I would have been working out. For not doing much I'm happy.

cameron_keys
08-18-2007, 02:17 PM
I slipped on stage last night and whacked my head on the pole. Didnt seem like a big deal last night..but today I have a splitting headache and a swollen/bruised forehead.
Ow.

Katrine
08-18-2007, 02:18 PM
I think my black kitten has an ear fetish. He is ALWAYS licking his sister's ears, and also licks my big cat's ears while she is eating. Its the only time she lets him touch her. He is very into a thorough cleaning of these ladies ears. Creepy PL cat, or just a pussy concerned with proper ear hygiene?

Tart
08-18-2007, 02:19 PM
Why can't I seem to get my ass to work. Im scheduled tomorrow and I'm forcing myself to go. I have to. I HAVE TO. I leave for tour in like 13 working days. Why am I dicking around?

I need to make 6 grand. totally do able but jesus H christ. It does involve me leaving this apartment.

I think I"m depressed and I can't tell. Either that or I just like my bed far too much

Callyish
08-18-2007, 02:20 PM
Cally, we love you, but no one here is going to have much sympathy when you wind up permanently disabled and unable to work. Every time you ignore an alarm, you set yourself up to get worse.


Im not looking for sympathy lol im just venting.

Im taking a vacation at the end of September. It can not be any sooner because I need to get some money together. I've finished paying off all my debt now I just need to have some money so I can afford the vacation.

Yekhefah
08-18-2007, 02:23 PM
I know you're not looking for sympathy. It's just frustrating to hear about you destroying yourself like this even though everyone keeps telling you it will have dire consequences. You need to slow the fuck down, or you'll be even more broke when you can't work at all. Take a few days off and get well already.

Tart
08-18-2007, 02:48 PM
My guts hurt!

Katrine
08-18-2007, 02:59 PM
So I decided not to go to Houston for a wedding, just not feeling that well. And I REALLY want to go shopping, but its tax-free weekend here in TX, and the stores are swamped with kids and soccer moms, two type of beings I really don't care for. Plus I'm all sinus-y and drainage-y, making me even grumpier.

Damn you ladies with your fall fashion trends thread, now I'm all excited about getting a purple blouse and wide trousers!

LuckyOne
08-18-2007, 03:05 PM
Beavis & Butthead make me laugh.
BH: Whoa! Cool! Naked chicks!!!
Beav: Yeah. he he <grunt> he

britt244
08-18-2007, 03:12 PM
errands on a saturday make me want to shoot myself. it took so much out of me to not murder each and every person both shopping and working in target. i am in such a lovely mood for work now. especially since i had no time to work out since buying the 3 things i needed took an hour.

my old best friend just called me and told me to come to the beach because theres a super cute guy she wants me to meet.. whyyyyy do i have to need money so bad that i cant skip work tonight? booooo.

Mily
08-18-2007, 03:29 PM
Dear God,

Please let me make money tonight...and don't let me stab anybody.

Amen, Meh :pray:

TigersMilk
08-18-2007, 03:33 PM
I get ready for work in an hour. Man saturday nights are always like rolling dice. Gonna nap and chill out.

NatalieFRPhilly
08-18-2007, 04:25 PM
When my baby nephew smiles, it makes my day. Soo cheesy, but I love it.

Tart
08-18-2007, 09:57 PM
God I'm irritable. I've been on this site non stop for 3 days. I've had to just lock myself up in my apartment and get inside my own lil' world for awhile. I'm getting ready to re enter hectic soon. This seriously will be my last bit of alone time till Oct.

Why does every god damn thread on this board turn into flame throwing,shit tossing ..pissy flinging contests?

Tart
08-18-2007, 11:12 PM
serenity now serenity now

G-Real
08-18-2007, 11:13 PM
Where the hell did Saturday go, its like I woke up (late) went to lunch, did housework and then its was 800pm. WTF?

Lysondra
08-18-2007, 11:25 PM
God I'm irritable. I've been on this site non stop for 3 days. I've had to just lock myself up in my apartment and get inside my own lil' world for awhile. I'm getting ready to re enter hectic soon. This seriously will be my last bit of alone time till Oct.

Why does every god damn thread on this board turn into flame throwing,shit tossing ..pissy flinging contests?

Because it's like a stripper dressing room in here.

Tart
08-18-2007, 11:26 PM
Only worse..

Lady Jade
08-18-2007, 11:26 PM
Dammit, the reunion was outside and I got eaten alive by bugs!

3 bites on my ass, 2 on my elbow, 2 on my boobs, one on the bridge of my nose, and one on my forehead.

Fucking summer, making me wear skimpy clothes...

britt244
08-19-2007, 12:24 AM
not. again.

i cant even post what im referring to, but COME ON NOW. >:(

Tart
08-19-2007, 12:29 AM
^ Can I read minds? If so then I think I know.....

unless it has nothing to do with the internet..then i'm clueless.

britt244
08-19-2007, 12:34 AM
^ haha yes you know. }:D

Tart
08-19-2007, 12:54 AM
Well if it makes you feel any better. I've yet to figure out why so many people are cunts half the time for no reason at all. that's my " wtf" of the day.

eh but what can you do other than carry on. you know.?!

Whatever, hellraiser is on ...Yes!

Mily
08-19-2007, 03:36 AM
When my baby nephew smiles, it makes my day. Soo cheesy, but I love it.

It makes my day, too! :heartbeat

miss marina
08-19-2007, 03:49 AM
Shed sell her own mother
Just to make a dime before closing time
When he tells her so

britt244
08-19-2007, 10:13 AM
new sunset tan tonight! i <3 the olly girls! haha, i am such a freaking loser.

last night one of my managers told me he thinks most girls are either hot, or smart, and im lucky to be both. apparently im like one of 2 girls at my club who goes to school. i dont think that means the other girls arent smart, though! but he told me that whatever guy snatches me up will be a lucky guy. its nice to hear that from someone who wasnt hitting on me and was just being nice :)

Yekhefah
08-19-2007, 10:17 AM
I'm going to have my first one-night stand tonight. I'm very nervous and excited. Not sure yet who the lucky bloke will be, but I'm all wound up and by G-d it's gonna be SOMEBODY.

hardkandee
08-19-2007, 10:37 AM
I love Ikea.

I love Ikea online.

And credit cards.

hardkandee
08-19-2007, 10:43 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Fuck Ikea.

They want to charge me more money to ship than I spent on their products!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Yekhefah
08-19-2007, 10:46 AM
^^^ :laughing: I made that discovery too! When we were furnishing our bedroom, I found the perfect chest of drawers at Ikea.com. They didn't have it at the local store, so I decided to buy it online. I think the chest of drawers was about $80, and they wanted $250 for shipping! WTF?!

hardkandee
08-19-2007, 10:50 AM
That's just wrong!! I wanted $150 worth of furniture. They wanted $200 for shipping. Uh-uh.

Now what?! :'( The closest Ikea store is 100 miles away. I think I may have to drive to Phoenix next week.

BrunetteGoddess
08-19-2007, 11:02 AM
I really hope I make enough to be able move and pay what I need to before I go....

hannah83
08-19-2007, 03:11 PM
went bowling this afternoon and I completely suck at it. Broke 2 nails, got my thumb stuck in the ball and almost fell on my face.

but i had sooo much fun. Going to start bowling in a league with some of my friends.