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^ Yep!
I need to know about this Bear thing you Australians are talking about. Let me just say when I sat there and told the guy they were fucking with him...he was convinced it was authentic.
Fucking retards. Made me happy though,he was a complete douche and drunk. Wanted to know what I did considering I don't drink and how could I not drink and blah blah blah
I have to stay out of the ebonics thread. I have to. And like 20 million others because I'm way too mean right now. But it sucks that any thread worth discussing can't be viewed by me right now because everyone is arguing with each other and if I get in the middle then it's bad.
Blach.
X Evan X
08-20-2007, 02:09 PM
You apparently snort a line of salt.,squeeze a lemon in your eye and take the shot.
Done with lime juice around here. Those are called stuntman shooters and judging by the reactions of the people (guys and girls) who do them, they are a tiny bit painful. Pretty sure they got popular from CKY or Steve-O.
Front cover 1/4 from the bottom, just to the right of DJ Lady Tribe. Aaron Brunelle about to be hating life. (http://www.riotradio.com/images/bringthepainboxcoverfull.jpg)
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Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 02:39 PM
No cookies. :(
ARGH! You must MAUL the mailman and demand your cookies! I bet he's hiding them in his motorbike! >:(
britt244
08-20-2007, 03:25 PM
goodbye summer :( what is going on? its august and the high today was like 70 degrees, and it's dark out at 6:30. it looks like it might storm, but still! the weather is so wacky lately...
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 03:35 PM
goodbye summer :( what is going on? its august and the high today was like 70 degrees, and it's dark out at 6:30. it looks like it might storm, but still! the weather is so wacky lately...
Yea, the high here today was 62, and it's been raining and dreary all day. Dammit, I wasn't done with summer yet!
TigersMilk
08-20-2007, 03:40 PM
I'm fucking melting over here you guys. Damn near 100 at school! I'm a pussy 90 something is too hot. *goes to get fat free ice cream and lay naked watching tv*
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 04:24 PM
^ Yep!
I need to know about this Bear thing you Australians are talking about. Let me just say when I sat there and told the guy they were fucking with him...he was convinced it was authentic.
Fucking retards. Made me happy though,he was a complete douche and drunk. Wanted to know what I did considering I don't drink and how could I not drink and blah blah blah
I have to stay out of the ebonics thread. I have to. And like 20 million others because I'm way too mean right now. But it sucks that any thread worth discussing can't be viewed by me right now because everyone is arguing with each other and if I get in the middle then it's bad.
Blach.
Drop bears are a joke.. people tell tourists to be careful the drop bears! They hide in trees and have huge claws and JUMP ON YOU from above!! And the hoopsnakes - they bite their own tail and roll around to get places.
waaaha
I still wish I coulda seen that guy do that shot.
britt244
08-20-2007, 05:47 PM
i need.. a vacation.. or something. i can't decide what to do. when i was at the beach for 2 weeks, i was seriously considering moving to bethany beach or one of the beachy delaware towns close to ocean city. i love the beach so much. only problem (well, there are 2) is no scs in delaware. there are like 5, and none that i know of close to the part i wanted to look for places at. i think i'd be so much more relaxed at the beach. the other problem is i love cities, too. on the other hand, i'd love to live in new york city. i love the hustle and bustle and just everything about it. i love where i live now, it's close to my parents and everything i've ever known, im comfortable here. i live in a planned community that's almost like a bubble from everything else. when i lived in apartments near school it was totally different for me. blah. i just have this feeling like i need to do something else. i want to be in both of those places so damn bad but obviously i cant do both, haha. :-\ :-\ :-\
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 06:35 PM
Re: Ebay
Ooops.
x.x
I just got away with a ridiculous amount of bullshit. Thank you, gods of academia, for allowing the dean to believe my blatant lies. I shall sacrifice a fatted calf in your honor.
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 07:06 PM
FUCKING M---, FUCK HIM. I only spent like $100 on SIX work outfits AND a lipstick from Shiseido on Ebay and he started bitching at me for spending all his money because he HAS to pay off the credit card ($400 total - he won't let it gain interest EVER - he's a cock like that) and now I've spent all our 'spare money'. Except - I get paid today and he still has a FUCKING CREDIT CARD which he 1. could've just let get some damn interest instead of fucking yelling at me or 2. just paid it off and put the expenses on the damn fucking credit card! or 3. just waited ten minutes for my fucking paycheque to clear.
Asshole.
He ALWAYS makes me feel guilty for buying myself things. ALWAYS. I cried because I was scared he'd yell at me for buying a pair of jeans when 3 of mine ripped this week. :(
I wish he'd stop getting fucking angry for the shittiest things.
Makes me feel worthless.
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 07:08 PM
You should come live with me, Lysondra. I won't yell at you. And I'll bake you cookies.
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 07:10 PM
^ Hell, you'll SHARE your Shiseido WITH me! :D
If my bills were on ebay i'd have them all paid
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 07:11 PM
Now he's being an ass because he 'needs to buy a tyre for the car.. where's the money gonna come from'... um... I have it? You have a credit card? SHUT THE HELL UP? I have the money. Fuck off. :(
I need all this stuff for my trip in two weeks, too. If I don't get all these things, I won't be prepared. :(
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 07:13 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
while he was bitching, I got a $1500 paid photoshoot phone call for Monday.
Asshat.
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 07:14 PM
^ Hell, you'll SHARE your Shiseido WITH me! :D
Haha Hell, I've got enough makeup for both of us for the rest of our lives - and that's if we never buy another thing ever again!
G-Real
08-20-2007, 07:17 PM
FUCKING M---, FUCK HIM. I only spent like $100 on SIX work outfits AND a lipstick from Shiseido on Ebay and he started bitching at me for spending all his money because he HAS to pay off the credit card ($400 total - he won't let it gain interest EVER - he's a cock like that) and now I've spent all our 'spare money'. Except - I get paid today and he still has a FUCKING CREDIT CARD which he 1. could've just let get some damn interest instead of fucking yelling at me or 2. just paid it off and put the expenses on the damn fucking credit card! or 3. just waited ten minutes for my fucking paycheque to clear.
Asshole.
He ALWAYS makes me feel guilty for buying myself things. ALWAYS. I cried because I was scared he'd yell at me for buying a pair of jeans when 3 of mine ripped this week. :(
I wish he'd stop getting fucking angry for the shittiest things.
Makes me feel worthless.
BS like that pisses me the fuck off
britt244
08-20-2007, 07:23 PM
i constantly eat crap food and make up for it by working out really hard the next day. life would be so much easier if i could avoid my cravings.
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 07:33 PM
I am eating bbq potato chips again. I don't know how to stop!
britt244
08-20-2007, 07:35 PM
^ me either.
TigersMilk
08-20-2007, 07:37 PM
^^ dip them in ranch! YUM!
Yay I got into my pre-calc class!
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 07:38 PM
I am eating bbq potato chips again. I don't know how to stop!
I went to a show and they sold 5 bbq chip bags for a dollar. I bought 5 bags. Oops.
britt244
08-20-2007, 07:44 PM
^^ dip them in ranch! YUM!
i like to eat cheddar goldfish dipped in ranch. mmm.
PaigeDWinter
08-20-2007, 07:58 PM
Hey Paige, I went to the post office this morning! You should have cookies soon!!! ;D
OM NOM NOM NOM COOKEHS! (http://www.paigedwinter.com/cookehs.html)
I wub you. Cookies = little mini Gods with chips. OMFG.
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 08:01 PM
That's It... Where The Fuck Are My Cookies!
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 08:06 PM
I just asked and apparently they're being held up in radiation. Fuckers.
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 08:15 PM
I went to a show and they sold 5 bbq chip bags for a dollar. I bought 5 bags. Oops.
I've got one of those 13 oz bags... and I've eaten half of it since I finished eating dinner. Yea, I have issues.
OM NOM NOM NOM COOKEHS! (http://www.paigedwinter.com/cookehs.html)
I wub you. Cookies = little mini Gods with chips. OMFG.
OMG, I can't believe they got there so fast! So... I guess they're good? ;D
That's It... Where The Fuck Are My Cookies!
I just asked and apparently they're being held up in radiation. Fuckers.
Argh, that sucks! What the hell are they radiating my cookies for? What, are they afraid I made 'em out of C4? :O
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 08:18 PM
I've got one of those 13 oz bags... and I've eaten half of it since I finished eating dinner. Yea, I have issues.
OMG, I can't believe they got there so fast! So... I guess they're good? ;D
Argh, that sucks! What the hell are they radiating my cookies for? What, are they afraid I made 'em out of C4? :O
Food substances have to be radiated to make sure they don't contain anything that could grow in the country (an illegal nut, ect).. so they radiate them so they can't grow anything or kill any native wildlife.
They do it to wooden things, too. :/
PaigeDWinter
08-20-2007, 08:21 PM
OMG, I can't believe they got there so fast! So... I guess they're good? ;D
NOMNOMNOMyesNOMNOMNOMso goodNOMNOMNOMgonna die from goodnessNOMNOMNOM!
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 08:22 PM
Food substances have to be radiated to make sure they don't contain anything that could grow in the country (an illegal nut, ect).. so they radiate them so they can't grow anything or kill any native wildlife.
They do it to wooden things, too. :/
Um, well, seeing as how I baked the damn cookies in a 400 degree oven, I sure as hell hope nothing living has survived in them! :O
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 08:22 PM
^ *jealous*
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 08:22 PM
Um, well, seeing as how I baked the damn cookies in a 400 degree oven, I sure as hell hope nothing living has survived in them! :O
It's just something they do. They even do it to wooden prayer beads of monks.. and I'm pretty sure those aren't growing anything.
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 08:23 PM
NOMNOMNOMyesNOMNOMNOMso goodNOMNOMNOMgonna die from goodnessNOMNOMNOM!
Does that mean I shouldn't send you any more cookies? Cuz, um, I just bought raisins at Wal-Mart for oatmeal raisin cookies... ;D
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 08:24 PM
Does that mean I shouldn't send you any more cookies? Cuz, um, I just bought raisins at Wal-Mart for oatmeal raisin cookies... ;D
ME FIRST! plzomgneedmorecookiesbeforeievengetmine.
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 08:24 PM
^ *jealous*
I told you, just move here and I will bake you cookies all day long if you want! My boy is fat *and* lazy, so I can't bake for him anymore. I'm going through withdrawal. When I don't bake, I'm not motivated to do anything else either... as in, I haven't thoroughly bleached my apartment in like 2 months! :(
PaigeDWinter
08-20-2007, 08:26 PM
Does that mean I shouldn't send you any more cookies? Cuz, um, I just bought raisins at Wal-Mart for oatmeal raisin cookies... ;D
*splode*
I seriously need to learn to use an oven... so I can send stuff back to you!!! :O
Oh, BTW.... male and Twin both say "omfg so good! So soft! How?!?!?!?!"
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 08:33 PM
*splode*
I seriously need to learn to use an oven... so I can send stuff back to you!!! :O
Oh, BTW.... male and Twin both say "omfg so good! So soft! How?!?!?!?!"
Well, you could always come visit me and I'll give you baking lessons. I might even be persuaded to share some of my recipes with you.
And I'm glad they're still soft - I was worried since I baked them on Friday night. Those suckers are even better straight outta the oven! Guess that secret ingredient of mine really *does* make a difference! ;D
Yekhefah
08-20-2007, 08:37 PM
I had the WORST one-night stand EVER. I always wanted a one-night stand, I finally went out and had one, and OMFG it was the WORST sex I've ever had in my life. He was ugly, scruffy, a bad kisser, terrible at foreplay, skinny, and he could NOT stay hard for more than ten seconds at a time. And then when we finally gave up (neither of us came) he kept lying there naked whining and whining and carrying on about the condom, and if I'd just let him go bareback we'd have the best sex ever. Nuh-uh. :no:
Dammit. I can't wait to get home to K. That was SO not fucking worth it.
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 08:41 PM
I've never had good luck with one-night stands. They've all sucked or I was too high/drunk to remember them.
BalletBaby
08-20-2007, 08:45 PM
Stop Hitting My Car Peoples!!!>:(
Lady Jade
08-20-2007, 08:48 PM
Didn't you *just* get a new car?!
BrunetteGoddess
08-20-2007, 08:50 PM
My coworker asked me today if anything good ever happened to me because I've had a bought of bad shit happen to me. How embarrassing that I don't have much in the way of good stuff to tell...
One night stands come with standard that they'll suck balls. this makes me want to start a thread! Whooopie!
I'm kinda feeling let down because one of our tenates in our building is leaving :( I like her. a 4 flat, all 4 apts polish hipster trash it's the shit. My neighbor and I are hoping we get another tenant as equally cool as the one that just moved
:sigh: We must all be of the same pod!
JustJayda
08-20-2007, 09:10 PM
Altoids should be mandatory in or on everyone's nightstand, morning-breath can still smack you in the nose during doggy-style.
britt244
08-20-2007, 09:10 PM
i've never had any interest in seinfeld but now i cant stop watching reruns after i saw one episode the other day. i always start to like shows at the end or after theyre off... king of queens & will and grace both i started watching in the last season and then got obsessed with reruns.. its strange.
JustJayda
08-20-2007, 09:12 PM
i've never had any interest in seinfeld
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!>:( (wait, u may not have seen that one yet):P
^ I think we are watching tv together
lol