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Tart
04-22-2007, 02:17 AM
people that smoke 100's make me wanna vomit

my boobs feel like a million lbs right now

I really loath pointless fucking people. And i have no longer any shame in pointing out how bad they suck

TheSexKitten
04-22-2007, 11:59 AM
Puppy breath is awesome

-E

Puppies in general are awesome! :heartbeat

Especially this one:

http://www.symarashihtzus.com/images/Guinevere2.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW.


I need to get out of my house. :-\

hardkandee
04-22-2007, 12:04 PM
I challenge your puppy to a cuteness duel!!!

http://animalpark.pe.kr/movies/images/husky-puppy2.jpg

TheSexKitten
04-22-2007, 12:07 PM
En garde!

http://www.buysellcommunity.com/uploads/051806/ww1/jeofsbbajenp.jpg

WHAT NOW? He's just a white circle of fluff with eyes.

Meaning: There's no way you can defeat me. :yes:

cameron_keys
04-22-2007, 12:09 PM
The only thing cuter then puppies...puppies AND a baby...

TheSexKitten
04-22-2007, 12:11 PM
Holy shit... very cute.

The only thing possibly cuter? Puppies that look like little bears.

http://www.littlewolf.com/happypupslider.jpg

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/img_1226.jpg

(Both are shiba inus btw!)

SuburbanSocialite
04-22-2007, 12:11 PM
Why is my boyfriend being a total douchebag this weekend? All he wants to do is agrue and fight about how I don't respect him. Has he ever stopped to think that maybe he's not doing anything to earn my respect? I hope somebody screws over his daughter the same way he's trying to fuck me over. I love his stupid ass, but sometimes I really wonder if he's worth the stress. I could do bad all by my damn self.

MrChristopher
04-22-2007, 12:34 PM
Puppy breath smells like coffee grounds.

I'm hungry, and I think I'm gonna go buy some salmon for dinner. Fuuuuuuck. Going to the grocery store on a Sunday sucks harder than your sister.

I want my grandma's homemade root beer. But, she's dead now, and I don't know the recipe.

Has anyone seen the trailer for this movie "Black Sheep"? Are you kidding me? LOL @ "the VIOLENCE of the lambs!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMp8mSRiHow

sc0101
04-22-2007, 04:50 PM
For TheSexKitten. Yes, I have a fish phobia. Anything over Goldfish size freaks me out. This is why I have banned myself from lakes, zoo areas with fish and seafood resturants.

krchab99
04-22-2007, 05:08 PM
thats okay sc i have a fear of birds i do not go to aviares.

krchab99
04-22-2007, 05:09 PM
i am sick of being not being able to spell anything i think i am going to go back to grade school and start agine. This is why i hate Cannon McMillan school distict they let me threw with out basic skill. arrrr

TheSexKitten
04-22-2007, 05:24 PM
For TheSexKitten. Yes, I have a fish phobia. Anything over Goldfish size freaks me out. This is why I have banned myself from lakes, zoo areas with fish and seafood resturants.

Haha that's cool! I've never heard of a fish phobia before. 8)

And Krchab's post made me think of a fond memory.

*begin reminiscing*
In fourth grade, my class banded together to create a hand-sewn quilt. The last square needed to be sewn on, but there was a spelling test that had to be done. However, I got to skip the test entirely and sew the last part of the quilt because I had gotten 100% on every single vocabulary/spelling test since first grade.

I was also reading by age 3 and getting college-level reading marks on standardized tests since sixth grade.
*end reminiscing*

And to think I was considering a physiology major! I have to admit that I'd probably be cheating myself if I didn't go the English or even poly sci route.

Emiliana
04-23-2007, 04:30 AM
Why is there only two weeks left in my semester and I haven't started studying for finals or writing my term papers?

Why I lame enough to have not gotten out of bed and gone to class for a week?

Why am I falling in love with my totally non-committal fuck buddy???:(

God I just LIVE to torture myself sometimes..

Embyr
04-23-2007, 05:02 AM
Why am I falling in love with my totally non-committal fuck buddy???:(

God I just LIVE to torture myself sometimes..

I want a fuck-buddy toooooooooooooooo!!!!!

or just some human contact?? a robot would do at this point.

god i need to get laid. like, good-hard-fuck sweet-spoon-with-you-afterwards type lay.

i HATE dancing for cute boys and then going home alone, knowing that I am not an unattractive lagoon monster, but yet I'm still single and lonely. how depressssssssiiiiiinnnnnggg..

I met the HOTTTTest guy at a Long Beach bike night this past saturday, and he came up and flirted with me, etc., but it's been so stupidly long since I've done this shit outside the club that I couldn't even think of anything to say! So we made eye contact a million times instead during the evening, and when I'd finally gotten up the guts to find him/talk/give him my #, he was gone. damn. damn damn damn. :(

aussiepunkshocker
04-23-2007, 07:41 AM
I wish I could get over this guy geeeeezzzzz. What a toally bizarre situation this is.

I wish someone would just come over and clean up this last bit of crap, I dont want to look at it again.

Sigh, whay do I like men so much?

Roulette
04-23-2007, 10:53 AM
in DC it's a $100 ticket for driving while you're on the phone. I thnk thet's rad and should be the law everywhere.

Bullets should be hella expensive.

Mitch Haedburg(sp?) was fucking awesome, too bad he died.

I think I'm getting hungry.

People and protein annoys me. Too many people talk about food like they know what they're talking about and I wants to punch them. There's this total lardass in one of my classes who is always talking about what's good and what's not good for you while arguing that COKE is good for you and so is Crystal Lite... wtf? uhm, no. No it's not. I hope she chokes on a sub. Or not, that's a big extreem, but stil, I wish she's stfu!! Gerr.

Roulette
04-23-2007, 10:54 AM
Why is there only two weeks left in my semester and I haven't started studying for finals or writing my term papers?



Oh man, me too... in fact I got on the comp to write a paper but no I'm on here... wtf?? SW owns my life sometimes! It's a black hole... a black hole full of fun!! haha I'm a dork!

krchab99
04-23-2007, 11:29 AM
Why I am a so sleepy. I don't want to go to work tonight. I want to go on vacation. What i realy need is to go to a good metal concert. oh well such is life i quess.

lolitachick
04-23-2007, 11:34 AM
I just got the weirdest craving for milk, cheese, almonds, and plain peanut butter.
Even weirder? I'm chowing down right now.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE peanut butter.

BlackSheEp3
04-23-2007, 11:50 AM
I was in a public restroom and shot down a fly while i was pissing....eh it was cool.

Lady Godiva
04-23-2007, 12:50 PM
I just made a grilled cheese sandwich. Then I burnt my tongue on really hot cheese. Now it doesn't taste as good

X Evan X
04-23-2007, 01:04 PM
This is great! (http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=20366)

-E

DylanAngel
04-23-2007, 01:09 PM
Why didn't I use sunblock when I was driving the Scag yesterday? My shoulders are crispy now!

And who would've thought mowing grass and picking up goose poop would be so much fun!

I heart Scags!!!!

BmiWMT14
04-23-2007, 01:21 PM
Scags Rule! LOL

Im really tired today

Emiliana
04-23-2007, 04:37 PM
I want a fuck-buddy toooooooooooooooo!!!!!




Oh god am I paying for seeing him on Sat. I met him at Expo, we started flirting(it has been like 5 months since I last did him) and left. Well long story short he has been in Indonesia for 3 months(no place to sleep here) and I live to far so we pulled into a *mostly* deserted dead end.

He fucked me so hard on the hood of the car that my entire back is purple...OWIE!!! So is my neck but that's a different story}:D It was like ten times better cause while the cars drove by he kept telling me what a dirty little slut I was for not caring if they saw. WOO;D

Man I missed him...Nobody..and I do mean NOBODY fucks me like he does..dirty old man..hmm hmm hmm. It's just too bad I'm head over heels in love with him since I would have to literally put cement booties on him to keep him in a relationship:'( Fucking bittersweet situation if you ask me.

TheSexKitten
04-23-2007, 05:28 PM
people that smoke 100's make me wanna vomit


Heh my mom smokes those. }:D

hardkandee
04-23-2007, 05:32 PM
Why are cell phones so disposable? I want the damn thing to last more than 6 months thank you very much.

I love how some flowers follow the sun. It's just cute!

hardkandee
04-23-2007, 07:48 PM
>:( I'm home with no keys to lock the door and I really wanted to go out with my brother! Damn bf took off with both sets of keys.

TigersMilk
04-23-2007, 07:50 PM
I have to do my math homework but Im so tired from yesterday from partying 24hrs straight except for the 4-5 hours I slept in between. My mind is just chillen and the starter is down inside.

Emiliana
04-24-2007, 03:49 AM
I am having the biggest, most serious craving for pizza. And it's 6 in the morning.

Roulette
04-24-2007, 06:10 AM
She looks like a transvestite storybook witch.

Nose and all x.x

HAHAHAHAHAHA so I think she is really unattractive, but I gotta say I love Sex in the City, and kudos to her for making it in a business where you do generally need to be at very least pretty to make it.


Why are cell phones so disposable? I want the damn thing to last more than 6 months thank you very much.

SERIOUSLY!!!! WTF?!?! I have had like 4 phones since last July. that is not ok. The one cheap Nokia I had first was the best phone ever, it lasted for years and was discontinued. I should go to ebay and find one there.

Also why do the computers at school keep logging me out of SW?!?! Annoying.

Ok, why is it that nails chip? Esp when you have polish on?? I had a little me date the other night and gave myself a French Manicure and now my nails are chipping and so the white ends are looking skanky. I am not happy!! P.S. I'm wearing flip flops for the first time in about a year.

Also why do my shoulder muscles always stay tense?? They're always tense, I cant relax them!! gerr!!

cameron_keys
04-24-2007, 08:58 AM
Also why do my shoulder muscles always stay tense?? They're always tense, I cant relax them!! gerr!!


Yeah..mine too..I get bad headaches from it..sucks. I am always begging hubby for neckrubs..I offer BJ's in exchange!! Works....}:D




I cant wait to see the pics from my shoot last night....B & W shot with infared camera in candlelight...should be interesting!!

Roulette
04-24-2007, 10:16 AM
Yeah..mine too..I get bad headaches from it..sucks. I am always begging hubby for neckrubs..I offer BJ's in exchange!! Works....}:D

Yeah, I see my man about once a week, but as of late it's been like one every 3 weeks. It sucks. And yeah I clench my teeth and it gives me killer headaches.:'(

I look like a brick wall from the front.

I'm on here and not doing school work because I rule.

Darcy Foxx
04-24-2007, 10:41 AM
I am randomly feeling a devilish kind of happiness tonight. I was bored and browsing MySpace, and stumbled upon the pages of some of the 'really hot' girls from the 'popular' group at my high school. They were nasty to me and were always stuck up and really bitchy and always thought they were so much hotter and cooler than me. And now, they've all gained hella weight, and have gotten really ugly. It's nice how things work out in the end. I kinda feel bad for getting so much satisfaction out of this }:D

Now I'm going to go play some video games.

cameron_keys
04-24-2007, 12:12 PM
Whatever happened to Pia Zadora?? Havent heard of her since the 80's

Doesnt PREGO mean "thank you" or "you're welcome" or something in Italian?? Either way...really odd thing to name a spaghetti sauce

Roulette
04-24-2007, 12:39 PM
I took out my septum jewelry. I feel funny and empty. I keep touching my nose only to realize it's not there.

I want to go out to Santa Fe on May 16th between spring and summer classes.

I keep losing track of days and thinking tomorrow is Friday and I have something to do. wtf, that sucks.

I haven't cut myself in years until last sat. Don't think I'll do it again. I didn't get the same feeling as I used to.

BalletBaby
04-24-2007, 06:04 PM
I just had some cinnamon teddy grahams. And I want another bag;D

I got new contacts and my eyes feel so much better. I think I'll get the disposable ones. I also got my glasses tightened. Now they'll stop sliding down my nose.

I need to work out. The gym closes at 10.

I'm listening to Faster Kill Pussycat. This would be a good work pump up song.

*starts dancing*

AlexxaHex
04-24-2007, 07:03 PM
People in California don't understand about parking space etiquette. I left for the bank around 4:45 parked between two trucks on the street. When I came back around 5:15, the truck behind me was pulled up halfway into the space I was in. It's like they came out and moved their truck into my spot on purpose.
And then last night, I was parking after coming home from grocery shopping and had to move a big ass garbage can out of the street so that I could park my car. Some woman comes out yelling at me saying that is where her son parks.
Oh, I'm sorry, bitch...I didn't know you could now RESERVE street parking.
Fuck you AND your son. In New York, you get your car KEYED for that shit. I should start doing it. Don't these people see my pregnant ass waddling down the street? Motherfuckers.

PrettyCurlieQ
04-24-2007, 07:05 PM
Yoga was depressing... I'm not stretchy like I used to be.. and I fell on my face and embarassed myself. I want to cry...

gingerlee
04-24-2007, 07:24 PM
I have to go to LA tomorrow, and I am dreading that flight.

I wish I could just stay in bed for a week or so, for no particular reason.

I made dinner tonight and ate it with my birds. One sat on his cage, and the other sat in my lap eating spaghetti noodles. It was cute.

cameron_keys
04-24-2007, 07:37 PM
I have to go to LA tomorrow, and I am dreading that flight.

I wish I could just stay in bed for a week or so, for no particular reason.

I made dinner tonight and ate it with my birds. One sat on his cage, and the other sat in my lap eating spaghetti noodles. It was cute.

I love watching my birds eat spaghetti...holding it in their little "hands" until it is mush...sauce all over their faces...so cute!

gingerlee
04-24-2007, 07:41 PM
I love watching my birds eat spaghetti...holding it in their little "hands" until it is mush...sauce all over their faces...so cute!

Thank goodness somebody else thinks watching their birds eating is fun. My cockatoo will sit on the floor with me and eat dinner, no matter what it is. My macaw can't be bothered with sharing, he just wants food in general.

doc-catfish
04-24-2007, 07:48 PM
I have a nickel that I'm going to flip. Heads I go to the club tonight. Tails I go into the chat room.

http://www.random.org/coins/faces/60-usd/5c/obverse.jpg

See ya!! :D

Sitri
04-24-2007, 07:51 PM
My dog Joe Boxer is asleep on the floor, dreaming, twitching, snoring, and farting while "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton plays in the backgound.

Surreal.

rozz
04-24-2007, 09:41 PM
Why does my thyroid gland suck? I need it. I really don't want to go on thyroxin.

Why does my cat watch me pee/shower/dress/have sex? Why stare malevolently at the ceiling, then trill and run away? What's up with that?

Why is my fiance's clean clothing status my responsibility? Really, he can't go to the laundromat?

I love BJ's Wholesale. I love them good. I gave them $100 today, and it was soooo worth it. I have nummy foodies in large quantities now.

PrettyCurlieQ
04-25-2007, 09:15 AM
OMG I'm so fucking sore......I can't believe how sore the muscles in my back are from the gym yesterday..

And I can't believe I'm posting random thoughts in this thread...not even 12 hours after I did before...

I need a life...

Well, time for the mall!!

BalletBaby
04-25-2007, 02:31 PM
I'm cooking pizza. Just 10 more minutes till cheesy goodness...:drool:

DylanAngel
04-25-2007, 02:49 PM
I'm cooking pizza. Just 10 more minutes till cheesy goodness...:drool:


I want pizza!!!!:'(

And I want it to be Tony's frozen pizza.

BalletBaby
04-25-2007, 03:13 PM
I want pizza!!!!:'(

And I want it to be Tony's frozen pizza.

Well, I have an extra slice, but it's Red Baron. Still sooooooooo good;D

cameron_keys
04-25-2007, 03:20 PM
How bad is it that I keep a box of crappy school-cafeteria Ellio's Pizza in my freezer? It's so bad...but I love it. Every once in awhile I just get a craving for crap lunchroom pizza.