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BalletBaby
08-20-2007, 09:15 PM
Didn't you *just* get a new car?!

Yes I did. Not even a week ago. I have to get an estimate for them to repaint the rear bumper. Arg, I hope my insurance doesn't go up.

Houston drivers SUCK.

britt244
08-20-2007, 09:15 PM
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!>:( (wait, u may not have seen that one yet):P
haha i know that one, my parents used to watch it all the time back when it was on.


^ I think we are watching tv together
lol

youre watching seinfeld? :P after this its an hour of golden girls on lifetime.. wow i really have no life.

BlackSheEp3
08-20-2007, 09:45 PM
I just fapped to this picture.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/spun04si/J.jpg

Deni
08-20-2007, 09:48 PM
Houston drivers SUCK.

That's not what THEY say! :P

miss marina
08-20-2007, 09:49 PM
I secrectly cannot wait until gossip girl comes on tv..I used to love those books!!

britt244
08-20-2007, 09:52 PM
^ me too me too! but im going to have a serious love/hate relationship with it. you know it will suck.

sun child
08-20-2007, 09:53 PM
I know, I can't wait either. I loved the first season of The O.C.

miss marina
08-20-2007, 09:57 PM
Oh, i know! I seen a preview of it with dan..and he is like Serena*all wide eyed* you remember me?! and she goes yeah your the guy from last night. And it goes off. hahaha. it was corny, but i love it..

Yekhefah
08-20-2007, 10:00 PM
I am sitting at a booth at Perkins at 11 pm behind some immature drunk kids who can't stop giggling at the menu, which features "lucious cream pie." They have been endlessly amused by this for the last ten minutes or so, and it's starting to get really funny for me too.

miss marina
08-20-2007, 10:01 PM
^ haha..drunk people are so funny.

xdamage
08-20-2007, 10:13 PM
i just want to say... migraines suck

Lysondra
08-20-2007, 10:31 PM
Jade Jade Jade Jade Cookies!!!

Lysondra
08-20-2007, 10:31 PM
COokiesomgcookiesmmmphhhcookiessssssss

MrChristopher
08-20-2007, 10:45 PM
I am sitting at a booth at Perkins at 11 pm behind some immature drunk kids who can't stop giggling at the menu, which features "lucious cream pie." They have been endlessly amused by this for the last ten minutes or so, and it's starting to get really funny for me too.


Many moons ago, Denny's had something on their late-night menu. Steak, if I recall, but the tagline in the menu was "something something blah delicious, GRILLED TO YOUR COMMAND". And we just drunkenly found that the funniest thing ever. "Medium rare, bitch! MAKE IT SO!". Almost as good as the lunchmeat at the deli called "Deluxe Loaf".

Monday=Wineday. Woo.

Oh, has anyone attempted to watch that "Slacker Cats" show? I caught about 5 minutes earlier and it was easily one of the worst things I've seen in quite some time.

This thread rules.

Tesla Faraday
08-20-2007, 10:58 PM
To be deleted, do not quote:
<snip>
GOLLUM no cookies... my precioussss....golem!


*saved* for future blackmail :P

Lysondra
08-20-2007, 11:00 PM
Awww, snap...

AlexxaHex
08-20-2007, 11:07 PM
Why do people delete their pics out of threads?

Tart
08-20-2007, 11:07 PM
^ one word

Stalkers

Lysondra
08-20-2007, 11:07 PM
^ I do it because I want people to see quickly and make sure it's who I want to see... but I don't want it hanging around so people can find out who I am in reality should they search for me.

Lysondra
08-20-2007, 11:08 PM
^ one word

Stalkers

... well that one word description sure owned my two sentence one.

Tart
08-20-2007, 11:10 PM
^ gotta be quicker on the ball!

AlexxaHex
08-21-2007, 12:01 AM
Thanks girls!

Lysondra
08-21-2007, 12:03 AM
Once Jade sees them I can take them down! *grumble*

Tart
08-21-2007, 12:15 AM
there needs to be a god damnit limit on the amount of useless threads one can create in a fucking 24 hour period.

Just sayin'. Because typically everyone would jump someones ass for doing it. Female or male.

Why is it certain people are immune from the " get a fucking life or your own forum"

Lysondra
08-21-2007, 12:16 AM
^Baaaaaaaaaa?!

Tart
08-21-2007, 12:17 AM
humbug! yes.

Im going to start on a killing spree. I HATE it. I've yet to find use for that person on here.

MrChristopher
08-21-2007, 12:44 AM
^Baaaaaaaaaa?!

-Wait, Stevie Nicks is posting stupid threads? :O

-I have entirely too much shit to do tomorrow. A large chunk of time will be spent on the phone with product support for a piece of awful corrupted software for work. I can hardly wait. I let the phone ring for 4 minutes before they bothered answering last time.

-All this talk of cookies forced me to buy some snickerdoodles. Damn you.

-Mmmkay. Feed the python. I swear she knows it's Monday. Anyway. Um. Shower? Yes. Dead Can Dance, and hopefully sleep. G'nite.

Lysondra
08-21-2007, 12:55 AM
SNICKERDOODLES! Those were my favourite cookies I forgot the name of!

Lady Jade
08-21-2007, 04:23 AM
So, I guess they turned out ok? ;D

*runs off to work*

Lysondra
08-21-2007, 04:26 AM
YUMMERS PEOPLE TRY STEAL I SAY NO.... omg nomnomnom! They taste like pure butter.

BmiWMT14
08-21-2007, 06:01 AM
I am so not looking forward to driving 3.5 hrs to a wake today :'(

StrawberrySwitchblade
08-21-2007, 07:14 AM
GRRRR. I just started work at my new club last night. Come home to Boyfriend, crawl in bed, ask him to move over, fall asleep. I'm woken up the next morning by Boyfriend's alarm for class, which he sets back a little bit and goes back to sleep. I wake up later and ask him what time he needs to leave, and he said he's skipping his class again. Second time...in TWO DAYS. He's already under suspension because of this shit. He also tacks on that he plans on sleeping in the other bed when I come home from work because I 'wake him up' and he can't go back to sleep. :gnasher: Fucking thanks.

BlackSheEp3
08-21-2007, 07:27 AM
I want the Spoon titanium knob, soon it will be mine.

hannah83
08-21-2007, 07:35 AM
I'm moving this week and I still haven't gotten any boxes. Or found time to even start to pack. I keep hoping I'll come home and it'll be done for me.

Tequila makes me mean. I can be all giggly and happy and dancing around, and then *poof* happy mood gone. And I turn into a royal bitch who should not be allowed near other people.

britt244
08-21-2007, 10:54 AM
Im going to start on a killing spree. I HATE it. I've yet to find use for that person on here.

:banghead: can i come???

cameron_keys
08-21-2007, 11:08 AM
I'm tired and dont want to go to work. I swear..it's like my body KNOWS when I'm going to take it to that horrible place and abuse it and it rebels...

britt244
08-21-2007, 11:26 AM
i need to get my nails done and i dont know how i want to do them. i need a change.. usually i just get my pink & whites, but i think i want a color this time. i dont know, though... help!

Yekhefah
08-21-2007, 11:26 AM
^^^ Can't go wrong with fuck-me red!

ArmySGT.
08-21-2007, 11:30 AM
I'm moving this week and I still haven't gotten any boxes. Or found time to even start to pack. I keep hoping I'll come home and it'll be done for me.

Tequila makes me mean. I can be all giggly and happy and dancing around, and then *poof* happy mood gone. And I turn into a royal bitch who should not be allowed near other people.

*takes note*

ArmySGT.
08-21-2007, 11:31 AM
Fuck I own entirely to much stuff. I really need to quit procrastinating, open an Ebay account, and unload many things I don't use.

Hot2Trot
08-21-2007, 11:31 AM
A short, shaved hair trapped inside an internally divided shaving soap bubble.

Looked like a fractal art piece on my skin, in the bathtub.

No, this is not a haiku.

:flirt: .

Yekhefah
08-21-2007, 11:32 AM
So it's immature but it makes me giggle...

Sitting near me a few minutes ago were a woman and her three little children. The older one was trying to feed his toddler sister a piece of lemon tart, but she kept trying to take it off the fork with her hands, and the mom didn't want her to get messy. The brother tried to feed her off the fork for several minutes, until finally the mom got frustrated and loudly exclaimed, "Just let him put it in your mouth! Let him put it in your mouth and you'll get some tart! He's TRYING to put it in your mouth!"

*immature giggle*

cameron_keys
08-21-2007, 11:36 AM
humbug! yes.

Im going to start on a killing spree. I HATE it. I've yet to find use for that person on here.

Oh..what did I miss?? Who do we hate now???

Hot2Trot
08-21-2007, 11:38 AM
Fuck I own entirely to much stuff. I really need to quit procrastinating, open an Ebay account, and unload many things I don't use.

Let me know when you do. *You must have the coolest ish* ArmySGT. .

CBs? Gauges? Operational handbooks? Uncharged ammo?

Beakers?!?! If you have beakers ... Oooooh :glasses: . I could only imagine ::tinkering in my lab:: ...

:flirt: .

holiday
08-21-2007, 11:43 AM
I just opened this thread for the first time today, I had no idea I was missing out on so much


Many moons ago, Denny's had something on their late-night menu. Steak, if I recall, but the tagline in the menu was "something something blah delicious, GRILLED TO YOUR COMMAND". And we just drunkenly found that the funniest thing ever. "Medium rare, bitch! MAKE IT SO!". Almost as good as the lunchmeat at the deli called "Deluxe Loaf".

There's a breakfast place down the street and me and on the menu it describes omelettes as having "tomatoes, cheese...(etc.) right in there" and me and the boyfriend just think it's hilarious. And one time the waiter was telling us the special and he said, "it has peppers, onion and bacon, cooked right in there"

It's always right in there.

Hot2Trot
08-21-2007, 11:46 AM
...finally the mom got frustrated and loudly exclaimed, "Just let him put it in your mouth! Let him put it in your mouth and you'll get some tart! He's TRYING to put it in your mouth!"

*immature giggle*

Yekhefah, do you realize that I have to consistently keep this song OUT of my head due to its unrelenting continuous looping nature, and you just unconsciously triggered it's return -

Akinyele- Put it in Your Mouth. Arrrgh >:( !!! Why won't that song just CEASE to exist ?!?!

P.S. If you don't know it, DON'T look it up. It IS like The Grudge - Once you have unleashed it on yourself, it will always haunt you - I'm serious.

:flirt: .

Yekhefah
08-21-2007, 11:47 AM
I don't know that song and I'm not going to look it up!

britt244
08-21-2007, 11:53 AM
^hahahahahah do itttttt! that song cracks me up!

britt244
08-21-2007, 11:54 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3mAJU_ZKhEM

betcha cant resist... }:D

Hot2Trot
08-21-2007, 12:02 PM
britt244 ... Do you understand the potential of what you have just done (BAD girl! *spank* ) ?

There will be countless SWers singing and humming that ish at the market, at the butcher, with their grandparents and children, at the doctors'...

And when they resign and say, "Enough! Get out of my head," they will fall asleep that evening, wake up the next morning...

and find themselves singing it in the shower!

Finally forgetting it one more time, they will walk in to the SC, and lo and behold...

The DJ will be playing it.

Resist it indeed my friends.

:flirt:.