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Lysondra
08-22-2007, 04:29 PM
Hmm... well, there was no dairy in it whatsoever, so that's weird. Really weird!
Yea, she sent me a message on MySpace. I am going to resend it - with postage I stole from work. Shhh! :-X
Wasn't there butter in it?
maximvsv
08-22-2007, 04:34 PM
Hmm.. I dunno what's going on. All of a sudden, my drop down menus on SW don't work anymore. Maybe it's just me?
Mine, neither.
Lysondra
08-22-2007, 04:52 PM
Ah shit, we're back to that problem AGAIN?! That's like the third fucking time.
I swear...there are some posters on here that get on my fucking nerves. Complete attention-whores who act like "Little Princesses." Please! There's so much more to life. Get the fuck over yourself. I smell insecurity. ::) I'm such a tomboy...if I could...I would reach through the computer screen and bitchslap the fuck outta them. Oh well....good ol' ignore function...but I would so rather fight! }:D
LuckyOne
08-22-2007, 05:41 PM
^^^ I have noticed this two. Some people seem to use the boards exclusively to brag about themselves or complain. Although I'm not saying I'm exempt from this on some occasions!!!
Lysondra
08-22-2007, 05:49 PM
PFT I only do that because I -AM- the best. All you hos better APPRECIATE.
cameron_keys
08-22-2007, 05:53 PM
I have 4 jars of pickle relish in my fridge. I hardly ever eat pickle relish so how the hell did I end up with FOUR jars??
^Because you hardly ever eat it? :P
cameron_keys
08-22-2007, 05:58 PM
^Because you hardly ever eat it? :P
But why the hell did I keep buying it???:confused: Maybe I was drunk-shopping....I buy odd things when I drunk-shop...
Lady Jade
08-22-2007, 07:17 PM
Wasn't there butter in it?
Nope, just butter flavored Crisco...?
As I am lactose intolerant, my recipes tend not to include any dairy. Hell, I don't even eat much chocolate for the fear that my belly will mutiny!
Hmm... guess that butter flavored Crisco is pretty darn good if even customs thought I used dairy! :D
Lady Jade
08-22-2007, 07:18 PM
I swear...there are some posters on here that get on my fucking nerves. Complete attention-whores who act like "Little Princesses." Please! There's so much more to life. Get the fuck over yourself. I smell insecurity. ::) I'm such a tomboy...if I could...I would reach through the computer screen and bitchslap the fuck outta them. Oh well....good ol' ignore function...but I would so rather fight! }:D
Oh please, you know you're just jealous because... because... uh... I'm shorter than you? :P
Lysondra
08-22-2007, 07:26 PM
Nope, just butter flavored Crisco...?
As I am lactose intolerant, my recipes tend not to include any dairy. Hell, I don't even eat much chocolate for the fear that my belly will mutiny!
Hmm... guess that butter flavored Crisco is pretty darn good if even customs thought I used dairy! :D
They must've tested it and found less than 10% dairy then.. which is why it was held up. AWESOME for being dairy free, though, cause that means I get cookies.
Ugh.. my mother in law is convinced she'll get the recipe by tasting it.. she keeps taking a bite 'cardomon...' bite 'castor sugar'.... STOP EATING MY COOKIES
Lady Jade
08-22-2007, 07:30 PM
They must've tested it and found less than 10% dairy then.. which is why it was held up. AWESOME for being dairy free, though, cause that means I get cookies.
Yep, dairy free is the only way I can have most foods. And honestly, most people don't taste the difference. Most think my non-dairy foods taste better!
Ugh.. my mother in law is convinced she'll get the recipe by tasting it.. she keeps taking a bite 'cardomon...' bite 'castor sugar'.... STOP EATING MY COOKIES
Tell her that she's wrong. Seriously wrong. No one will EVER guess the secret ingredient I've been adding to all my cookie recipes to keep them soft. Yes, it's and edible food item. But no, no one probably ever thinks to use it for baking. Tell her to just give up now, none of the judges at the bake-offs could figure it out either. :P
Lysondra
08-22-2007, 07:34 PM
She asked me to ask you for the recipe. I kinda rolled my eyes and said 'fat chance'. Like you'd give that up!
It's steak, isn't it?
Lady Jade
08-22-2007, 07:35 PM
She asked me to ask you for the recipe. I kinda rolled my eyes and said 'fat chance'. Like you'd give that up!
It's steak, isn't it?
By lawl when I told him you guessed steak!
I'll PM you the basic recipe, but getting the secret ingredient will take many, many more sexual favors! ;)
Oh please, you know you're just jealous because... because... uh... I'm shorter than you? :P
You nailed that one, LJ. I'm just a hater-bitch! :D
Lady Jade
08-22-2007, 07:44 PM
You nailed that one, LJ. I'm just a hater-bitch! :D
You keep up that hatin', and I won't send you cookies! *tries to glare intimidatingly from 3' below your eye level*
snoopy
08-22-2007, 07:48 PM
No one will EVER guess the secret ingredient I've been adding to all my cookie recipes to keep them soft. Yes, it's and edible food item. But no, no one probably ever thinks to use it for baking. Tell her to just give up now, none of the judges at the bake-offs could figure it out either. :Pgelatin?
Lysondra
08-22-2007, 07:50 PM
AHAHAHA I HAVE COOKIE RECIPE FUCK OFF bitches!
Lady Jade
08-22-2007, 07:50 PM
gelatin?
Nope.
Seriously, though, so many people have tried to guess over the last 10 years and not a single person has guessed it. It's not really a normal "accepted" cooking ingredient among culinary circles, though, so that might be why!
Lysondra
08-22-2007, 07:51 PM
It's totally steak.
Lysondra
08-22-2007, 07:51 PM
OMFG
COCAINE!
it's COCAINE!
that explains all.
AHAHAHA I HAVE COOKIE RECIPE FUCK OFF bitches!
FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU AIN'T SHIT! :P
snoopy
08-22-2007, 07:54 PM
Seriously, though, so many people have tried to guess over the last 10 years and not a single person has guessed it. It's not really a normal "accepted" cooking ingredient among culinary circles, though, so that might be why!oh gawd, not another chinese food poisoning thing! *barf*
rice krispies. am i right?
You keep up that hatin', and I won't send you cookies! *tries to glare intimidatingly from 3' below your eye level*
I'm scared of short girls. I actually had one almost beat me up in the 4th grade. She was stepping on my feet and everything. :P
snoopy
08-22-2007, 07:59 PM
I'm scared of short girls. I actually had one almost beat me up in the 4th grade. She was stepping on my feet and everything. :Profl!
Lady Jade
08-22-2007, 08:01 PM
AHAHAHA I HAVE COOKIE RECIPE FUCK OFF bitches!
OMFG
COCAINE!
it's COCAINE!
that explains all.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Sure, it's coke... and customs didn't catch that! ;)
rice krispies. am i right?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lady Jade
08-22-2007, 08:02 PM
I'm scared of short girls. I actually had one almost beat me up in the 4th grade. She was stepping on my feet and everything. :P
*swings fists wildly at your ankles*
Imma get you, biatch! :P
alani.girl
08-22-2007, 08:51 PM
Why not have all cars made with the gas cap on the same side?
cherryripeboyII
08-22-2007, 08:58 PM
I got a delicious garlic bagle for breakfast...but now my ice coffee tastes like ass!!! I keep waiting and waiting thinking the garlic couldnt possibly linger in my mouth this long...but no...coffee still tastes like ASS.
No that is just what hazelnut coffee tastes like in the US. So Saith Rhi.
I'll get back to my other issues later right now I'm tired.... what a stressful week.
I'm so tired.
Lady Jade
08-22-2007, 09:01 PM
Ack!
We're having a baby shower for one of the girls at work on Friday, and I've been volunteered to make the shower favors. There goes sleeping tonight and tomorrow!
*making yellow chocolate baby ducks at a frantic pace*
JustJayda
08-22-2007, 09:07 PM
^ I do it because I want people to see quickly and make sure it's who I want to see... but I don't want it hanging around so people can find out who I am in reality should they search for me.
well, ummmm, cough, u may wanna delete....unless that was ur intent.
madmaxine
08-22-2007, 09:08 PM
I still get junk e-mail from the California State Employee's Credit Union years later.... But those fuckers wouldn't give me a car loan when I needed it. Now Montana gets my tax dollars. Haw, haw. Karma, bitches.
britt244
08-22-2007, 11:27 PM
i can feel a panic attack coming on. and i dont know why.
ew ew ew this is making me think something is wrong. and thats making me feel even more anxious.
Samba
08-22-2007, 11:38 PM
I'm going to Lake Havasu this weekend. Why do all those girlies flash people for free??
I may never know.
austinatalie
08-23-2007, 12:00 AM
Why not have all cars made with the gas cap on the same side?
answer: because not all cars are made with the steering wheel on the same side, which is because not all countries have the same driving customs.
What I mean by this is: every car is made with it's gas cap on the same side as the steering wheel, but when some foreign cars are made for america they switch the steering wheel to the other side.
It's not that hard to put the steering wheel in a different place in a foreign car (from the ground up anyway), but gas caps and accompanying assembly are made before the cars are designated for american or foreign markets.
Does that make sense?
Lysondra
08-23-2007, 12:22 AM
FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU AIN'T SHIT! :P
I AM MORE SHIT THAN YOU!
...wait.
Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 04:28 AM
I AM MORE SHIT THAN YOU!
...wait.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
alani.girl
08-23-2007, 07:08 AM
answer: because not all cars are made with the steering wheel on the same side, which is because not all countries have the same driving customs.
What I mean by this is: every car is made with it's gas cap on the same side as the steering wheel, but when some foreign cars are made for america they switch the steering wheel to the other side.
It's not that hard to put the steering wheel in a different place in a foreign car (from the ground up anyway), but gas caps and accompanying assembly are made before the cars are designated for american or foreign markets.
Does that make sense?
Ohhhh, I get it! Thanks for sharing some understanding 'cause I really did NOT know.
sxybrat07
08-23-2007, 07:35 AM
I'm going to Lake Havasu this weekend. Why do all those girlies flash people for free??
I may never know.
Really??? So am I! Leaving in a couple hours :)
cameron_keys
08-23-2007, 07:52 AM
OMFG
COCAINE!
it's COCAINE!
that explains all.
LJ....ummm...is that the "extra birthday love" you were putting in my cookies??? :shhh: The funny thing is that when hubby heard one of the girls was sending me cookies he joked that I'll have to check it for coke(since SO many girls here do it)
And CRISCO??? Now I KNOW you're in Jersey...I havent heard of anyone using that stuff since I was a kid!!! Dear god, these cookies are going to kill me...but what a way to go!
MrChristopher
08-23-2007, 08:48 AM
Trader Joe's has discontinued their chili dip. This makes me sad on a level that's actually a bit embarrassing.
I woke up craving egss. Eggs. and ham. and cheese. all scrambled together. Oh yes. And a cinnamon raisin english muffin. Word. So I get downstairs, grab the pan, open the fridge, AAAAAAAAND. No f'n eggs. ARGH. I'm seeing if the craving is gonna go away or if I have to make a Wawa run.
I really need a working turntable.
Chicagoeditor
08-23-2007, 10:28 AM
Resisting that its-been-almost-a-year-and-I-should-swallow-my-pride-and-get-back-in-touch-with-her impulse. Why on a day when I feel especially good and centered would I want to step into a wood chipper?
sun child
08-23-2007, 10:34 AM
I was just listening to The Cranberries and thinking about sixth grade and started crying. I'm not even on my period or anything. WTF...
cameron_keys
08-23-2007, 10:42 AM
Resisting that its-been-almost-a-year-and-I-should-swallow-my-pride-and-get-back-in-touch-with-her impulse. Why on a day when I feel especially good and centered would I want to step into a wood chipper?
Just slam a door into your nads a few times. Same feeling...less time.
Budai
08-23-2007, 11:00 AM
Just slam a door into your nads a few times. Same feeling...less time.
:ouch: Less painful, too! :beat:
miss marina
08-23-2007, 11:00 AM
I found some old movies i've had as a kid...carebears the movie..cabbage patch kids and strawberry shortcake! too bad i dont have a VCR anymore lol...
britt244
08-23-2007, 11:47 AM
alcohol counseling makes me want to drink.
miss marina
08-23-2007, 12:53 PM
^ lol