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britt244
08-23-2007, 01:09 PM
haha seriously! you meet all these people who like to drink and party and youre expected to want to STOP?

Chicagoeditor
08-23-2007, 01:17 PM
haha seriously! you meet all these people who like to drink and party and youre expected to want to STOP?

My friends in recovery used to say the very best place to score a connection in a strange city was to attend a recovery group.

Yekhefah
08-23-2007, 01:39 PM
Sounds like Chuck Palahniuk's book Choke, where the main character goes to sex addict recovery groups to score anonymous nympho pussy and pick up tips on anonymous gratification.

This isn't so much romance as it is opportunity. You put twenty sexaholics around a table, night after night, and don't be surprised.

Plus the sexaholic recovery books they sell here, it's every way you always wanted to get laid but didn't know how. Of course, all this is to help you realize you're a sex junkie. It's delivered in a kind of "if you do any of the following things, you may be an alcoholic" checklist. Their helpful hints include:

Do you cut the lining out of your bathing suit so your genitals show through?

Do you leave your fly or blouse open and pretend to hold conversations in glass telephone booths, standing so your clothes gap open with no underwear inside?

Do you jog without a bra or athletic supporter in order to attract sexual partners?

My answer to all the above is, Well, I do now!

BrunetteGoddess
08-23-2007, 02:14 PM
Owwwwwwwwwiiiiieeeeeee. All of a sudden I have a migraine.

hannah83
08-23-2007, 02:35 PM
I got my first flat tire last night. On 8 mile.

I panicked and called 911. ::)

Thank god i did though because as I'm on the phone with the dispatcher(they were sending a towtruck to get me but wanted to stay on the phone until it got there), this homeless man came up and asked me if anyone knew i was broke down and was looking for me.

Thought that was an odd question, maybe he should have came right out and asked if anyone would notice I was missing. That was the vibe I got off of him, and the dispatcher said the same thing. Said it was an odd question to ask someone on the side of the road.

Car wasn't fixed though until 3:30 this afternoon. I was so pissed off. Had no idea it took that long to replace a tire.

Thank god I get my new car next week.

cameron_keys
08-23-2007, 02:44 PM
Bleh. I feel obese today. That makes me sad.

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 02:49 PM
LJ....ummm...is that the "extra birthday love" you were putting in my cookies??? :shhh: The funny thing is that when hubby heard one of the girls was sending me cookies he joked that I'll have to check it for coke(since SO many girls here do it)

Hahaha I must be one of the special few who found coke totally repulsive! And you'll just have to wait and see what the special birthday love is! :P


And CRISCO??? Now I KNOW you're in Jersey...I havent heard of anyone using that stuff since I was a kid!!! Dear god, these cookies are going to kill me...but what a way to go!

It's either Crisco or butter... and the Crisco actually tastes better, imo! lol And yes, the cookies are worth possible caloric overload! ;D

BrunetteGoddess
08-23-2007, 02:49 PM
I got my first flat tire last night. On 8 mile.

I panicked and called 911. ::)

Thank god i did though because as I'm on the phone with the dispatcher(they were sending a towtruck to get me but wanted to stay on the phone until it got there), this homeless man came up and asked me if anyone knew i was broke down and was looking for me.

Thought that was an odd question, maybe he should have came right out and asked if anyone would notice I was missing. That was the vibe I got off of him, and the dispatcher said the same thing. Said it was an odd question to ask someone on the side of the road.

Car wasn't fixed though until 3:30 this afternoon. I was so pissed off. Had no idea it took that long to replace a tire.

Thank god I get my new car next week.

No, it only takes about 10-15 minutes to replace a tire. They must have taken their dear sweet time!

hannah83
08-23-2007, 02:53 PM
asshats. because of them i missed a few appointments.

all this talk about cookies is making me want to go bake some. But then I'll want to eat them and that defeats the purpose of dieting...

BrunetteGoddess
08-23-2007, 02:55 PM
OMG cookies. My hubby make excellent chocolate chip cookies.


Mmmmmm....

cameron_keys
08-23-2007, 03:05 PM
Hahaha I must be one of the special few who found coke totally repulsive! And you'll just have to wait and see what the special birthday love is! :P
You arent the only one. I've never tried it because I haev enough sinus problems as it is...with my luck my nose would explode on the first snort!LOL! When my fat tired ass sees all the skinny energetic girls at work I'm tempted though...sigh...



It's either Crisco or butter... and the Crisco actually tastes better, imo! lol And yes, the cookies are worth possible caloric overload! ;D

Its my birthday..caloric overload is allowed!!!!


On a random note..why the HELL is Rob Zombie releasing Halloween NOW??? Hellooooo??? HALLOWEEN??? Doesnt the title itself tell you when it should be released???

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 03:10 PM
You arent the only one. I've never tried it because I haev enough sinus problems as it is...with my luck my nose would explode on the first snort!LOL! When my fat tired ass sees all the skinny energetic girls at work I'm tempted though...sigh...

It sucked for me, just made me shaky and cranky. Hell, I'm cranky enough without drugs! :D


Its my birthday..caloric overload is allowed!!!!

In that case, I'll use butter for your cookies! :P



On a random note..why the HELL is Rob Zombie releasing Halloween NOW??? Hellooooo??? HALLOWEEN??? Doesnt the title itself tell you when it should be released???

Because famous does not equal smart?

Tart
08-23-2007, 03:13 PM
^ I agree . however,there will be a ton of other movies released around Halloween, and he possibly has something else going on then too.

I dunno but im excited!

The orginal wasn't released on halloween though but Oct. 25th

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 03:15 PM
The orginal wasn't released on halloween though but Oct. 25th

True... but at least it was the same month! Not that it matters, it's going to be awesome anyway, even if it's not quite fall yet!

cameron_keys
08-23-2007, 03:17 PM
^^ Oh I'm still going to see it because I <3 Rob Zombie!! ANd hey..this way it may be out on DVD in time for me to play it at my halloween party!(I have horror movies playing on a loop on every TV in the house during it)

Tart
08-23-2007, 03:17 PM
his wife is in it!! yipee!

Tart
08-23-2007, 03:18 PM
^^ Oh I'm still going to see it because I <3 Rob Zombie!! ANd hey..this way it may be out on DVD in time for me to play it at my halloween party!(I have horror movies playing on a loop on every TV in the house during it)

It won't be out till xmas at least.

cameron_keys
08-23-2007, 03:19 PM
It won't be out till xmas at least.

Well boo.

britt244
08-23-2007, 03:19 PM
True... but at least it was the same month! Not that it matters, it's going to be awesome anyway, even if it's not quite fall yet!

nooooo it will not be awesome! dont fix it if it aint broken!

Tart
08-23-2007, 03:22 PM
All rob zombie films are fucking amazing.

And as a horror insane lover...I back it. Most of the time I don't . But he has a way to elaborate on plots and make things 10x's as scary . This isn't a direct redo of the orginal. It tells a different tell of how the first came to be.

Why hasn't he redone nightmare on Elm Street? or puppet master

britt244
08-23-2007, 03:23 PM
^ i know. i dont like it. :( he can have nightmare on elm street or any of the rest, but halloween is my favorite!

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 03:29 PM
I miss my wifey. She's too busy fighting fleas to talk to me. :'(

britt244
08-23-2007, 03:31 PM
i am pms-ing BAD. if i didnt need money so bad i would skip work, but i cant. >:(

Tart
08-23-2007, 03:44 PM
The storms are so fucking bad right now it's scary. Trees are down in the city and have crushed cars.

:(

PaigeDWinter
08-23-2007, 04:05 PM
Why hasn't he redone nightmare on Elm Street? or puppet master




If Elm Street gets remade, I will jump off of something quite tall, onto something quite stabby.

britt244
08-23-2007, 04:06 PM
^ and that is how i feel about him remaking halloween!!!!

Tart
08-23-2007, 04:14 PM
Why on earth must someone cook amazing pasta. I can smell it all the way up here on the 3rd floor.

As I sit here eating a fucking shitty salad ( not like for real shit ) and ramen noodles.

Bastards

BrunetteGoddess
08-23-2007, 04:24 PM
Ah, Ramen. My meal for the next month. :(

cameron_keys
08-23-2007, 04:27 PM
Dont knock Ramen. Yummy salt filled noodles..lol!

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 04:39 PM
I prefer the Thai noodle bowls. Yes, they're way more expensive, but they taste really effin good. And spicy! *drool*

Samba
08-23-2007, 04:41 PM
I just got a BUNCH of dental work done. I'm not suppossed to eat anything hard, crunchy, or chewy.

i'm wondering what exactly that leaves for me.

*sips smoothie and wonders if I'll be losing some weight in the next two weeks*

Tart
08-23-2007, 04:43 PM
no i love my ramen but i buy a single thing of bread, and 4 packs of noodles and a bag of sunchips and its my meals for a week.

I want spaghetti.

& not just the kind I can make with ramen noodles and sauce lol because I already thought about doing that making garlic bread with butter, garlic salt and a piece of bread

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 04:43 PM
I just got a BUNCH of dental work done. I'm not suppossed to eat anything hard, crunchy, or chewy.

i'm wondering what exactly that leaves for me.

*sips smoothie and wonders if I'll be losing some weight in the next two weeks*

When I had my wisdom teeth out, I lived on:
-jello
-applesauce
-yogurt
-broth
-hard-boiled eggs (squished 'em with my tongue)
-pastina

PaigeDWinter
08-23-2007, 04:44 PM
-pastina





*flail* why is it I can never find pastina? Or anyone who knows what it is? That was my comfort food when I was little. Nana would make pastina soup.


:'(

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 04:45 PM
*flail* why is it I can never find pastina? Or anyone who knows what it is? That was my comfort food when I was little. Nana would make pastina soup.


:'(

I get it at PathMark in the pasta aisle. Do you want me to send you some? ;D

PaigeDWinter
08-23-2007, 04:47 PM
I get it at PathMark in the pasta aisle. Do you want me to send you some? ;D


Bahahaaa I remember PathMarks! I kinda miss them. And GrandUnions... and Waldbaums.

But seriousleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! If you could get me some, I will so send you teh monies.

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 04:49 PM
Bahahaaa I remember PathMarks! I kinda miss them. And GrandUnions... and Waldbaums.

But seriousleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! If you could get me some, I will so send you teh monies.

GrandUnion is gone as far as I know. And Acme isn't around here either. (I also hear Rag Shop just went out in my area, boo!)

I'll go to the market after work tomorrow and see what I can find. The generic brand is like a buck and change a box for 12 oz. How many boxes do you want? I can just ship them in one of those flat rate USPS boxes.

Samba
08-23-2007, 04:50 PM
When I had my wisdom teeth out, I lived on:
-jello
-applesauce
-yogurt
-broth
-hard-boiled eggs (squished 'em with my tongue)
-pastina

Well it's not thrilling but I won't starve.

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 04:52 PM
Well it's not thrilling but I won't starve.

Also, egg salad and tuna salad should be all right. And lots of sauces. I made tons of pasta sauce and garlic sauce and gravy so that I could mix it with soft rice and soft pasta so that it could sort of feel like I was eating lots of different things. If all else fails, baby food is another alternative. You can make your own vegetable mashes too.

Samba
08-23-2007, 04:54 PM
Yeah. I read the snack food thread and got so sad. None of that for me for a few weeks.

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 04:56 PM
Funny thing, I have a major Altoid addiction. Like, I pop 3 or 4 at once and chew. But when I wasn't allowed to chew, I learned that I am perfectly capable of having one Altoid at a time and not chew it. Stupid, I know, but it was nice knowing I had the willpower!

Lysondra
08-23-2007, 05:06 PM
Mashed taters!

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 05:08 PM
Mashed taters!

Lysondra, come visit me and I will make you the most amazing mashed potatoes. In fact, boy's Irish family perfer my potatoes to anyone else's! (I'm not Irish, if you couldn't tell hehe)

Lysondra
08-23-2007, 05:08 PM
*toddles over to Jade* taterstaterstaters.

cameron_keys
08-23-2007, 05:09 PM
Oh yes...mashed potatoes make EVERYTHING better!!

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 05:11 PM
*toddles over to Jade* taterstaterstaters.

*feeds Lysondra some mashed taters, then pats her on the head* Good girl!

Lysondra
08-23-2007, 05:20 PM
nomnomnom taters.... *childish grin*


WAAAA I have work today. Do not want. :(

Lady Jade
08-23-2007, 05:23 PM
nomnomnom taters.... *childish grin*


WAAAA I have work today. Do not want. :(

You have to work so you can make money to come see me! I will feed you cookies and taters and stir-fry and all sorts of yummy foods!

hannah83
08-23-2007, 05:28 PM
The storms are so fucking bad right now it's scary. Trees are down in the city and have crushed cars.

:(

Makes me nervous because those storms are heading my way. And so are some from up north...my grandma called me up warning me to stay inside.

I hear thunder. I hate thunder. It scares the crap outta me.

Guess i'm not going out tonite, I don't feel like dealing with rain/hail/wind just to go out to the bar. As long as the power doesn't go out and I can play around on myspace and SW I'll be good!! :D

cameron_keys
08-23-2007, 08:16 PM
My salad dressing is apparently bad even though the expiration date isnt up until 4/08.
Salad does NOT taste good in reverse.

Do men really not know what a "fat day" is?? Itold hubby I wasnt too upset that I puked up my salad because I was having a fat day and didnt want the calories anyway. He had no idea what I was talking about....???? How can you not know this?????