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AlexxaHex
08-24-2007, 04:57 PM
How's the joey?

And yes, I've named your baby 'the joey'. I thought it would be cute. :)

She's awesome. Hehehe - the joey! I liked it better when you called her "the Hex baby" though. Sort of prestigious.

Lysondra
08-24-2007, 05:08 PM
She's awesome. Hehehe - the joey! I liked it better when you called her "the Hex baby" though. Sort of prestigious.

Aww, I called her much meaner things than that! I believe one of those words even got me flamed!

No, she's The Devil's Child.

Lady Jade
08-24-2007, 06:04 PM
One batch finished and packed... one more to go!

snoopy
08-24-2007, 06:06 PM
One batch finished and packed... one more to go!*cough*

Lysondra
08-24-2007, 06:07 PM
Woo my old nasty-ass work boots are selling for $157 USD online right now... with an hour to go!

BalletBaby
08-24-2007, 06:12 PM
I just finished moving into my first place. I don't want to unpack.

Stupid broken towel rack.

I miss my puppy:(

snoopy
08-24-2007, 06:13 PM
Woo my old nasty-ass work boots are selling for $157 USD online right now... with an hour to go!hey, you could be selling more to the pm trolls. ;D

hell, i'd be milking those weirdos for all their money if i was girl.

dirty, worn-out panty? here you go! stinky socks? geekbay! sweaty bras? craiglist!

jeez, what these people actually give money for? :O frickin' weird.

Lysondra
08-24-2007, 06:15 PM
I'm going to start to sell my used worn dildos on there... I bet I can bank!!

Lady Jade
08-24-2007, 06:16 PM
hey, you could be selling more to the pm trolls.



hell, i'd be milking those weirdos for all their money if i was girl.



dirty, worn-out panty? here you go! stinky socks? geekbay! sweaty bras? craiglist!



jeez, what these people actually give money for? frickin' weird.

Aaaah, so *that's* why you wanted me to bring my bathing suit over!

snoopy
08-24-2007, 06:22 PM
^^^ Aaaah, so *that's* why you wanted me to bring my bathing suit over!d'oh! *forehead-smack!* dammit, me and my big mouth.

and i was going to get me a new ipod from that sale too. *sigh*

hmm, then how about just donating me a smelly sock? the boy could wear it, it just needs to be really smelly to be convincing. http://i11.tinypic.com/5y0p62q.gif

Lady Jade
08-24-2007, 06:24 PM
d'oh! *forehead-smack!* dammit, me and my big mouth.

and i was going to get me a new ipod from that sale too. *sigh*

hmm, then how about just donating me a smelly sock? the boy could wear it, it just needs to be really smelly to be convincing. http://i11.tinypic.com/5y0p62q.gif

Hey, if you wanted a new iPod, you should have just asked. I've got a couple sitting in my living room that could use a good home (along with a Bose Sounddock)... for the right price. ;)

And trust me, you don't want one of boy's socks. His feet get RIPE. You'd need to put biohazard labels on the package!

rozz
08-24-2007, 08:31 PM
Ok, now to drag my ass into the kitchen to bake gingersnaps for Cameron and Rozz....


One batch finished and packed... one more to go!

So... when they get here? Can you teleport them?

ITgirl
08-24-2007, 09:31 PM
The best time to crap is when my daughter is asleep. I can relax, take my time, listen to the TV or radio, peek at Playboy... No rush, or screaming insistant face letting me know I'm taking up her valuable playtime with my own [inconsequential] needs. God forbid I do anything other than play! Playing has gotten me down to a size 2. It's better than a personal trainer.

hannah83
08-24-2007, 09:56 PM
i'm dying.

seriously. I will never EVER ever eat breaded mushrooms again.

me and my best friend have been hugging the toilet all nite long. too much info i'm sure. but i need to share my pain.

and boys suck.
everyone that we've called/texted has been like "oh that sucks...so you don't wanna hang out?" or "give me a call when you feel better and come out to the bar!"
ummmmmmmm no!!! what part of i'm sick didn't they freakin understand? I'm not going to the bar, hell i'm lucky to make it 20 minutes w/o running like a crazy lady to the bathroom.

Mily
08-24-2007, 11:00 PM
I could eat Subway everyday...
CHOMP! CHOMP!

britt244
08-25-2007, 12:12 AM
i close myself off to guys because i don't see the point. i have very little time, i have school, an internship, and work. this makes me sad because when i like someone i mess things up or act super difficult to see if they bother sticking around.

i was going to make this a separate thread, but whats the point? please fix me? :-\

Lady Jade
08-25-2007, 06:18 AM
So... when they get here? Can you teleport them?

Imma mail them today, so you should get them on Monday or Tuesday!

Ugh, I fell asleep on the couch for 11 hours... fully dressed, still in makeup. I feel and look like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

Tart
08-25-2007, 07:23 AM
Why is it when he goes away to tour I get random IM's and really nothing more. He seems so irritated with me ..as usual.

I give up.

He's told me he's missed me

twice

that he loves me ( on his own without me saying it first )

zero.

Im off to go thrift shopping with my 7 year old. Fuck ebay. besides that I slept 3 hours and got up at 6 am.:( I have to do smething other than sit by my phone all day.

Lady Jade
08-25-2007, 08:17 AM
The people at the post office kept looking at me funny since this is the 5th weekend in a row that I've gone in there to send packages.

Paige, I fit 2 boxes of pastina in the package for you.

Rozz and Cameron, you should have cookies early next week!

britt244
08-25-2007, 08:20 AM
my whole body hurts. ive been working way too much. tonight is not going to be fun.

Yekhefah
08-25-2007, 08:25 AM
Tonight really, really needs to be better than last night. OMG, last night was the WORST. I made okay money (though not nearly as much as I'd hoped, considering it was Friday and I made over twice as much the night before)... but oh man it was pulling teeth to get it, and everyone in the club was cranky and pissy. All the dancers, who normally get along great, were snapping and snarling at each other, I yelled at a girl I'm friendly with and I chewed out the DJ even though he's a nice guy, the manager was getting irritable from headaches because all the dancers were bitching at him, and the customers were all cheap and rude. We had WAY too many girls and it felt like the night would never hurry up and end. Tonight really, seriously needs to be better. It's my last night in Montana so let's end on a high note, shall we? Pretty please?

cameron_keys
08-25-2007, 08:40 AM
^^ at least you made money. I havent made shit all week. But I did have a bunch of guys ask for my phone number and a cop ask for a blow job....<<sigh>>

SO ..it could have been worse..you could be me!!

But it's all ok....because I'm getting LJ cookies for my birthday!!!!

Yekhefah
08-25-2007, 08:53 AM
That sucks, Cameron. I've had a shit week for money, except for Thursday. For some reason I made killer money on Thursday even though the club was dead.

I'm out $20 from another dancer, I think. This chick owes me $20 for a pair of shoes I sold her on Tuesday; I only wore them once, so they were in good condition. Every night this week she's whined that she didn't make any money so she can't pay me the $20; it's been, "Oh, I only made $50 tonight" (on a night I made over $700) or "Oh, I don't have it, I only made $40" (on a night I made over $400), and then she plays the "I've got a kid" card. So I guess I'm just giving out free fucking shoes like the shoe fairy, and now I know I'm not going to get my $20 because she already broke the strap on one of the shoes, so she's going to pitch a bitch about paying me. It's not even about the $20, it's about the fucking fact that she supposedly BOUGHT the shoes and now she's refusing to pay for them. I've got half a mind to take them back but I don't want them.

A guy from last week owes me $50. I have his card and I know where he works, and I'm tempted to track him down today and demand my money. It's my last day in Montana so fuck it. I'm over generosity. No more damn charity work.

Lady Jade
08-25-2007, 08:56 AM
Someone *has* to come wrestle these potato chips out of my hands. Seriously. I'm trying to be more healthy, but my breakfast today has consisted of half a 13 oz. back of sour cream & onion Lay's and 2 cans of Sprite. Ugh, I'm such a gross pig sometimes.

cameron_keys
08-25-2007, 08:57 AM
^^hell yeah call him and demand your money. Why the hell not? He gave you his card. Of course you KNOW he'll pull the I'll give it to you over dinner crap...bleh


And take the shoes back. It isnt about the shoes..she just shouldnt be allowed to get away with that.Or you can talk a guy into doing a double dance with you both and giving the money to you. Then dont give her the $20...and tell her that you are now even. (thats what I'd do..but then again...I'm a bitch like that)

JustJayda
08-25-2007, 09:00 AM
I've got half a mind to take them back but I don't want them.



Dunno Yek, I'd consider taking them back, and selling them on ebay, you may get 3 or 4 times more than what she owes you.

Maybe her feel are rank, and they'll be worth more!!;)

Yekhefah
08-25-2007, 09:02 AM
I do NOT want to do a double dance with this chick, and there is a reason she only makes $40-50 a shift, if you catch my drift. I don't think anyone who'd want to dance with me would also want to bring her along.

The guy with the $50, I'm tempted to show up at his workplace and be like, "Hi, remember me, I'm the stripper your brother did five dances with and only paid for two, where's my money?" If he doesn't pony up I can ridicule him in front of his coworkers or something...

cameron_keys
08-25-2007, 09:15 AM
I do NOT want to do a double dance with this chick, and there is a reason she only makes $40-50 a shift, if you catch my drift. I don't think anyone who'd want to dance with me would also want to bring her along.

The guy with the $50, I'm tempted to show up at his workplace and be like, "Hi, remember me, I'm the stripper your brother did five dances with and only paid for two, where's my money?" If he doesn't pony up I can ridicule him in front of his coworkers or something...

Ew..ok just take the shoes back then!

And totally go to the guys work. Bring a video camera and threaten to post it on youtube if he doesnt pay!

hardkandee
08-25-2007, 09:16 AM
Yippee!!

I have passes to a Thursday viewing of Halloween. Score.

britt244
08-25-2007, 09:18 AM
^ lucky bitch!

another thing that annoys me that they're remaking it (there are many, haha) is that kids who never saw the original will talk about it and think its c ool and blah blah and thats fine and all, maybe it will be really great.. but see the original.

Yekhefah
08-25-2007, 09:20 AM
Meh, I didn't want the shoes in the first place and now they have a broken strap and dirty toe-prints in the sole (they're standard clear open-toe stripper shoes). I don't really want them back. I'm just annoyed.

G-Real
08-25-2007, 09:42 AM
How can some poeple talk about nothing for so long???

I mean there has to be a point to a story, doesn't there??

snoopy
08-25-2007, 10:51 AM
How can some poeple talk about nothing for so long???

I mean there has to be a point to a story, doesn't there??not according to jerry seinfeld.

cameron_keys
08-25-2007, 11:24 AM
I'm watching Grease for 973rd time....damn I love this movie! hey...maybe I'll be Sandy for Halloween! Hmmmm.....good sandy or bad Sandy....or maybe switch off halfway through the night...nah, I'll be too drunk for that...

I'm hungry...I'm going to make a veggie burger..

Lysondra
08-25-2007, 02:20 PM
Meh, I didn't want the shoes in the first place and now they have a broken strap and dirty toe-prints in the sole (they're standard clear open-toe stripper shoes). I don't really want them back. I'm just annoyed.

Steal them back.

Sell on Ebanned.

I just got $200 for mine. :D

BrunetteGoddess
08-25-2007, 02:32 PM
I feel like I accomplished something. I was outside in the front yard for about 45 minutes (in hot humidity) and pulled weeds. I feel so exhilarated.

britt244
08-25-2007, 02:39 PM
everyone should read "stop dressing your 6 year old like a skank (and other words of delicate southern wisdom)". especially if you have a daughter! you'd prob appreciate it more than i do. its by celia rivenbark and ive only read some of it so far but it is funnnnnnny.

cameron_keys
08-25-2007, 02:47 PM
Steal them back.

Sell on Ebanned.

I just got $200 for mine. :D

I have GOT to take pics and get some stuff up on there. I opened an account but havent done anything with it yet. Bleh...I'm so lazy

Mily
08-25-2007, 03:09 PM
I'm out of milk so I have to eat dry cereal for breakfast. :(

ArmySGT.
08-25-2007, 03:11 PM
Someone *has* to come wrestle these potato chips out of my hands. Seriously. I'm trying to be more healthy, but my breakfast today has consisted of half a 13 oz. back of sour cream & onion Lay's and 2 cans of Sprite. Ugh, I'm such a gross pig sometimes.


Banzai!

*misses and falls*

ArmySGT.
08-25-2007, 03:38 PM
Hah hah

britt244
08-25-2007, 03:57 PM
it's thundering and lightning-ing and its going to start pouring any minute. i dont wanna go to workkkkkkkk.

NatalieFRPhilly
08-25-2007, 03:59 PM
I looked at this city-data forum that another poster put in a reply on this site, and I looked up my hometown. Now I'm all homesick and I want to cry. :'( I miss home.

britt244
08-25-2007, 04:01 PM
^ why arent you at home? its the weekend.

AlexxaHex
08-25-2007, 04:08 PM
No, she's The Devil's Child.

She is!! *proud*

I met your hispanic twin the other day. She gave me a piece of gum and was flirting with me. I thought about asking for her number, but then I thought you might get jealous. :D

NatalieFRPhilly
08-25-2007, 04:09 PM
I 'm trying to ween myself off. It's sucky. Plus I'm mad at my dad and my mom's new apartment isn't ready for me to stay there. But..I'm trying to ween myself off and be a big girl.

sun child
08-25-2007, 04:18 PM
I feel completely blank. I don't want to do anything at all, but I don't want to sleep. I'm just going to smoke pot and listen to music all day.

snoopy
08-25-2007, 04:27 PM
I'm out of milk so I have to eat dry cereal for breakfast. :(that's like one of the top tortures for me. no milk, no cereal.

and i hate it when i've already poured the cereal into the bowl and only then discovered no milk. arrrrrrgh! >:(

cherryripeboyII
08-25-2007, 04:32 PM
that's like one of the top tortures for me. no milk, no cereal.

and i hate it when i've already poured the cereal into the bowl and only then discovered no milk. arrrrrrgh! >:(


It is worse when its coffee and no milk

snoopy
08-25-2007, 04:36 PM
It is worse when its coffee and no milknot for me. in that instance i just sip my black coffee reeeeeal slow...with a scrunched-up face. :P