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G-Real
08-25-2007, 04:38 PM
that's like one of the top tortures for me. no milk, no cereal.

and i hate it when i've already poured the cereal into the bowl and only then discovered no milk. arrrrrrgh! >:(

get shelf-stable milk and keep it in a closet, its always on the call that way ;D

snoopy
08-25-2007, 04:47 PM
get shelf-stable milk and keep it in a closet, its always on the call that way ;Dsacrilege! :eek:

i pray only to the holy cow! :cow:

:D

G-Real
08-25-2007, 04:50 PM
it is moo-milk, just able to keep in room-temprature till opened....

so please, keep praying to the dahli-bessy.

BrunetteGoddess
08-25-2007, 05:15 PM
Holy shit; I pulled some bush size weeds out back today!

hannah83
08-25-2007, 05:26 PM
I'm in major lazy mode right now. I need to be going to my new house for a housewarming party that is going on right now, and then I need to finish getting ready for tonight.

But I made the mistake of laying down on my bed. Sooooooo comfy.

I slept only 4 hours last nite/today and i'm exhausted. I think I go out too much, by the time the weekend comes around I just wanna sleep. My schedule is effed, I'd rather go out on a Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday than the weekend.

evey
08-25-2007, 07:13 PM
when you guys sell stuff on ebay what do you lable them as?
smelly old stripper boots?
bcasue i think they might find that offensive and take it down
ive got to know got tons of shit to sell
<3

Lysondra
08-25-2007, 11:01 PM
when you guys sell stuff on ebay what do you lable them as?
smelly old stripper boots?
bcasue i think they might find that offensive and take it down
ive got to know got tons of shit to sell
<3

ebanned. You get more and can advertise freely.

sun child
08-25-2007, 11:47 PM
^ I want to do ebanned, but I don't have an ISP email. Do you have to put pics of yourself up there to make good sales?

Tart
08-25-2007, 11:49 PM
HOLY FUCK ON THIS SITE!

seriously

and why can't I seem to get my conditioner to do easily into my lil' travel bottles?

bastards.

Lysondra
08-25-2007, 11:51 PM
^ I want to do ebanned, but I don't have an ISP email. Do you have to put pics of yourself up there to make good sales?

You can do it from the neck down, it's no problem. Get someone with a website/domain name to give you an e-mail.

TigersMilk
08-26-2007, 12:03 AM
I love Nip/Tuck reruns!

BalletBaby
08-26-2007, 12:26 AM
I swear the person above me has flushed their toilet a dozen times in the past hour.

I have so much to do tomorrow.

School starts Monday.

britt244
08-26-2007, 12:39 AM
http://boardreader.com/sp/www_stripperweb_com_17830.html

im the 3rd highest poster this week, woot woot ;)

Lysondra
08-26-2007, 12:45 AM
Name Posts
Lysondra 198

...proof I need to quit. :x I'm annoying anyway.

miss marina
08-26-2007, 02:10 AM
UGHHH I HATE AOL. and a screw came outta the bottom of my laptop?? wth

maximvsv
08-26-2007, 02:32 AM
^ I want to do ebanned, but I don't have an ISP email. Do you have to put pics of yourself up there to make good sales?

You can use a yahoo or hotmail address, if you have a credit card. If you are worried about the credit card part, stop by a shopping mall that sells VISA gift cards, and buy a $1 card. They work, even though they don't have a real person's name on them.

Yekhefah
08-26-2007, 02:43 AM
I could've gone to the DJ's swanky hotel room after work tonight and gotten some really hot action. Instead I made out with him at work for about two seconds and now I'm frustrated as all shit. I have his email address but not his number. Why didn't I go to the nice hotel room and have some fun hot stripper-DJ sex? I could've totally lived the cliche!

Instead I'll be masturbating in my car in the freezing cold. I'm sick and fucking tired of being so cowardly.

miss marina
08-26-2007, 02:45 AM
Yek, i totally want to bang you lol.

X Evan X
08-26-2007, 02:47 AM
I have cd's!!



sorry couldn't resist ;D
-E

Yekhefah
08-26-2007, 02:53 AM
I spent the whole damn night tonight wanting to sneak into the DJ booth and see how freaky I could get with no one noticing, but I (wisely, I suppose) spent the evening hustling and making money instead. After work we didn't get any fucking privacy because everyone was hanging around waiting on us to quit flirting and leave. We did get a pretty interesting and fun kiss, which led to more hot kissing, but I had to sneak it in during the five seconds no one else was around. He was completely not expecting it either; we've been totally professional until I gave in to impulse and laid it on him. I'm still smiling at the expression of stunned happy disbelief that took over his face.

X Evan X
08-26-2007, 02:57 AM
Cold leather car seats need love too...


-E

NatalieFRPhilly
08-26-2007, 05:03 AM
I can't sleep and it's fucking 8 in the morning!! This is driving me crazy! I have not been able to get to sleep at a semi decent hour for two weeks.

Mily
08-26-2007, 05:07 AM
What the fuck is up with cats and their "dawn hyperness!!!???" My cat starts acting crazy around the same time every damn day! Between 5-7AM. I swear...she loves to get her ass beat around that time. Is this just kitty playtime or something? My other cats were all the same way. Little shit!

Budai
08-26-2007, 05:22 AM
If one Lexus automobile is parked next to another Lexus automobile, can they be referred to collectively as "Lexii"? /:O

Lady Jade
08-26-2007, 06:28 AM
Name Posts
Lysondra 198

...proof I need to quit. :x I'm annoying anyway.

Oh yea, you are *so* totally obnoxious! :P

cameron_keys
08-26-2007, 08:01 AM
Name Posts
Lysondra 198

...proof I need to quit. :x I'm annoying anyway.

Dammit..I'm still in second place...go on vacation or something will you??!!!

Lady Jade
08-26-2007, 08:13 AM
Someone please come clean my apartment? I will pay you in cookies!

Minette
08-26-2007, 08:25 AM
Someone please come clean my apartment? I will pay you in cookies!

Frighteningly enough, that's a tempting offer! All summer I've had this horrible substance abuse problem with chocolate chip cookies - I don't know what's going on. It's a little out of control, and my waistline proves it.




I should be at work right now making money for my upcoming vacation, instead I'm at home hacking up my lungs. They're yellow. :yuck:

The Mardi Gras is even less fun than usual with RoseWhite not there. :'(

Chicagoeditor
08-26-2007, 08:52 AM
Great weather. At long fuckin' last. Ashame tomorrow is Monday (and, worse, my boss is in town).

hardkandee
08-26-2007, 09:01 AM
Sundays are ruined by the anticipation of crap on Mondays.

And fucking hell. Just spent money at Lush online.

hannah83
08-26-2007, 09:38 AM
^^ I just went to the new Lush store near my house. OH.MY.EFFIN.GOD. i was in heaven. Had to resist the urge to buy everything. The saleslady said I should come back soon, I told her she will be sick of seeing me.

Totally brought back my love of bubble baths.

hardkandee
08-26-2007, 09:49 AM
I guess I'm lucky that there's not one close by. I'd do even more damage than online. But it's rough not being able to buy some stuff because it will melt.

Lady Jade
08-26-2007, 10:01 AM
Frighteningly enough, that's a tempting offer! All summer I've had this horrible substance abuse problem with chocolate chip cookies - I don't know what's going on. It's a little out of control, and my waistline proves it.

C'mon, Minette... you've tasted the cookies! Come clean for me, I will bake you as many as you want! I just can't bring myself to clean because it's SUCH a big mess (I haven't really done a thorough cleaning in like 2 months, ugh) and with my health problems... I haven't got the energy to do it alone. Please? I'll even let you sleep on the big, comfy couch! *begs* ;D

hannah83
08-26-2007, 11:08 AM
i'm moving. in like 10 minutes. And I'm still not packed at all.

dammit why do i have to procrastinate?? Now i'm going to be running around throwing things in boxes and bags and not remembering where anything is.

damn damn damn.

i need to hide my laptop away from myself so i don't get sucked into myspace/SW again...

G-Real
08-26-2007, 11:37 AM
Why does it have to rain on weekend?

....also, French Toast is damn yummy!

britt244
08-26-2007, 11:57 AM
i'm moving. in like 10 minutes. And I'm still not packed at all.

dammit why do i have to procrastinate?? Now i'm going to be running around throwing things in boxes and bags and not remembering where anything is.

damn damn damn.

i need to hide my laptop away from myself so i don't get sucked into myspace/SW again...

when i moved (not this last time but the time before that) i worked the night before, went out and partied afterwards, and ended up packing high as a kite in barely enough time. it was not a fun event.


im doing all my laundry since school starts tomorrow, and i have an entire load of pink clothes. that's kind of sad. i need to start expanding my color choices.


and school starts tomorrow but i feel like im forgetting something. i didnt prepare at all, of course, because its my last semester and what do i need to do? i need a notebook, i guess... books i will get on campus tomorrow... what else do i need? it doesnt feel like schools starting. 3 1/2 months til i am DONE!

at least this will be a light semester (i think). i'm taking my internship, senior seminar (not fun.. have to give a 75 min presentation), theories of family functioning, and us history before the civil war (only for the credits so im a full time student. i dont even NEED the credits. i have well over enough to graduate.) so really only one hard class... yet i feel like i will have no time.

britt244
08-26-2007, 12:10 PM
ooo and i forgot! i havent had my own drink, a full drink, or been drunk since tuesday! and i havent *wanted* to. i've sipped out of other peoples drinks but the total amount i had wouldnt even equal one drink. yay me! (i dont see this lasting, haha, but this is a long time for me not to drink)

MrChristopher
08-26-2007, 01:11 PM
-I got dragged out of the booth last night onto the stage where all the girls sang "Happy Birthday" to my silly drunk ass. I still smell like cake frosting. Fun was had. Friendly naked women feeding me shots of Jameson is a great idea IN THEORY. I woke up and looked at my boots today, kicked in the corner and it took me a minute or two to figure out what was all over them. Cake! Oh, and I got a card full o' cash, as well. Bitches love me cuz they know that I can rock! My actual bday isn't for a couple of days. Whee. The lovely MrsC was the evil genius mastermind of the whole thing. She's awesome.

-I just poured a grape soda, and the pastel purple foam was really pretty.

-The kids go back to school tomorrow. It's going to be so quiet. Oh yes.

cameron_keys
08-26-2007, 01:13 PM
-I got dragged out of the booth last night onto the stage where all the girls sang "Happy Birthday" to my silly drunk ass. I still smell like cake frosting. Fun was had. Friendly naked women feeding me shots of Jameson is a great idea IN THEORY. I woke up and looked at my boots today, kicked in the corner and it took me a minute or two to figure out what was all over them. Cake! Oh, and I got a card full o' cash, as well. Bitches love me cuz they know that I can rock! My actual bday isn't for a couple of days. Whee. The lovely MrsC was the evil genius mastermind of the whole thing. She's awesome.
.

Happy Birthday! I didnt get a cake at work...I didnt even get to d the birthday walk because there werent enough custies to make it worthwhile. Maybe I'll try again Tues if theres anyone there.

AlexxaHex
08-26-2007, 01:19 PM
-I got dragged out of the booth last night onto the stage where all the girls sang "Happy Birthday" to my silly drunk ass. I still smell like cake frosting. Fun was had. Friendly naked women feeding me shots of Jameson is a great idea IN THEORY. I woke up and looked at my boots today, kicked in the corner and it took me a minute or two to figure out what was all over them. Cake! Oh, and I got a card full o' cash, as well. Bitches love me cuz they know that I can rock! My actual bday isn't for a couple of days. Whee. The lovely MrsC was the evil genius mastermind of the whole thing. She's awesome.

-I just poured a grape soda, and the pastel purple foam was really pretty.

-The kids go back to school tomorrow. It's going to be so quiet. Oh yes.

In case I'm busy (away from the computer), HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr. C!! And now you have officially made it to my siggy. :heartbeat

britt244
08-26-2007, 01:24 PM
post secret made me feel like crying. i think there were more sad secrets today than normal. that, and i'm pmsing.

Taylorlila
08-26-2007, 01:34 PM
I'm not grumpy anymore...but it won't let me change my mood....

Lady Jade
08-26-2007, 01:36 PM
Ugh, I'm fucking pissed.

I had to be issued a new credit card because of that whole TJMaxx/Marshall's fraud thing. I was informed of this 3 weeks ago, told I'd have a new card in 7-10 days. Great, it's been 3 FUCKING weeks and I don't have my new card yet. So I call customer service today. They said, oh we sent out the new card on August 3rd - which I was was impossible because I didn't call to have a new card send until the 5th.

Anyway, the guy said no prob, he'd have a card expedited to me to arrive on Tuesday and they'd cancel that new account they issued and activated without my permission. I asked *twice* to make sure that I could still use my original card as it's the only credit card I use and I still have shopping to do today. He said no problem and that everything was taken care of.

Fast forward 2 hours. I go to 2 stores to finish up some shopping I had to do. My card got declined at both of them. I had to use up all the cash I had on me because I literally don't carry anything but that one credit card. I'm pissed off. I call back to customer service from the parking lot of the last place I need to shop today. I explain everything to the rep, and he tells me, after trying a bunch of things and putting me on hold for a while, that there is nothing he can do, I'll just have to wait until I get my new card on Tuesday. WTF?!

UGH, so I now have no credit card to use and I only have enough cash in the bank to pay my rent until I get paid again after Labor Day. This fucking sucks. I hate Citibank customer service. I hope they all burn in hell.

Kaylinn
08-26-2007, 02:04 PM
SChool starts tomorrow! YAY!

Things to do today:

Laundry
Clean the house
Clean off my desk to prepare for school tomorrow.
Strangle my cat

BalletBaby
08-26-2007, 03:34 PM
I'm lonely:( Anyone in southeastern Louisiana want to be my friend?

TigersMilk
08-26-2007, 03:36 PM
Kaylinn your kitty has a mustache.

hannah83
08-26-2007, 03:39 PM
i'm hating my birthday. Had to cancel going to a bbq at a friend's house because i've been freakin moving.

it's hot. I hate carrying things. I didn't realize I had so many freakin clothes. I think I have an addiction.

And the worst part is that it's all summer clothes, I have to go buy Fall/Winter stuff still.
I don't think my new closet can handle it.

AlexxaHex
08-26-2007, 04:23 PM
Kaylinn your kitty has a mustache.

hehehehe

I'm totally having a Beavis and Butthead moment.

NatalieFRPhilly
08-26-2007, 04:34 PM
-I got dragged out of the booth last night onto the stage where all the girls sang "Happy Birthday" to my silly drunk ass. I still smell like cake frosting. Fun was had. Friendly naked women feeding me shots of Jameson is a great idea IN THEORY. I woke up and looked at my boots today, kicked in the corner and it took me a minute or two to figure out what was all over them. Cake! Oh, and I got a card full o' cash, as well. Bitches love me cuz they know that I can rock! My actual bday isn't for a couple of days. Whee. The lovely MrsC was the evil genius mastermind of the whole thing. She's awesome.

-I just poured a grape soda, and the pastel purple foam was really pretty.

-The kids go back to school tomorrow. It's going to be so quiet. Oh yes.


Which day is your birthday? Happy birthday, a few days early!

I'm jealous of everyone going to school. It reminds me of when I was little and it was really exciting because you wanted to see which cute boys were in your class. Of course you already knew which of your best friends were in your class. Memories.:)

Minette
08-26-2007, 04:51 PM
C'mon, Minette... you've tasted the cookies! Come clean for me, I will bake you as many as you want! I just can't bring myself to clean because it's SUCH a big mess (I haven't really done a thorough cleaning in like 2 months, ugh) and with my health problems... I haven't got the energy to do it alone. Please? I'll even let you sleep on the big, comfy couch! *begs* ;D

I'm afraid all I would be good for right now is snotting on your couch, but otherwise . . . Until then, I vote for making your boy clean - lounge on the couch in a risque' outfit, and flick a cat-'o-nine-tails around while yelling at him not to miss any spots.