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Mily
08-26-2007, 07:51 PM
When I save up enough money, Imma open up Lady Jade's Home for Wayward SW Hotties. I will cook and bake and otherwise pamper my favorite people from the interweb. ;D


What would our costumes be....if any? }:D

Lady Jade
08-26-2007, 07:57 PM
I have been trying to resist, but all this talk has gotten to me.

How does one apply for membership in this cookie clique?

I would please like to request an application.

ty.:P

PM me with your addy and what type of cookie you'd like. Looks like this coming weekend is approaching my financial limit for sending packages (damn the USPS rate increases! *shakes fist*), but I've got the weekend of the 8th open for baking/sending at the moment. Oh, and let me know if you have any food allergies cuz I don't want to make you sick!


What would our costumes be....if any? }:D

Ooooh... well, I hadn't thought of that! I just figured we'd all be too busy bein' nekkid to think of clothes! ;D

Kaylinn
08-26-2007, 07:59 PM
Is this secret ingredient.....
pudding mix?
Like the powder stuff?

( that's my secret ingredient for the softest ever chocolate chip cookies...mmm)

Mily
08-26-2007, 07:59 PM
Tee-hee. LJ better stock up on the flour and get to rollin', rollin', rollin'! :D

Tart
08-26-2007, 08:00 PM
how much would it cost to say

have you bake a batch with laxatives in it for a certain customer haha

humph evil cookies sound lovely :)

Lady Jade
08-26-2007, 08:05 PM
Is this secret ingredient.....
pudding mix?
Like the powder stuff?

( that's my secret ingredient for the softest ever chocolate chip cookies...mmm)

Oooo... I haven't tried that one before, maybe I will have to try it sometime.

My secret ingredient is... well... not pudding mix! lol


Tee-hee. LJ better stock up on the flour and get to rollin', rollin', rollin'! :D

Haha After a while, Imma have to start charging membership fees for cookies! I do loves all of you, so I'm gonna try to hold off on that and keep praying for a long-overdue raise at work! *crosses fingers, prays really hard*


how much would it cost to say

have you bake a batch with laxatives in it for a certain customer haha

humph evil cookies sound lovely :)

:rotfl:

Well, if I knew for certain there'd be no way to link me to those cookies... $20 and a picture of the guy's face when he ate them! }:D

Kaylinn
08-26-2007, 08:07 PM
We shall have to start a special cookie fund for you!
The Lady Jade cookie fund on paypal. Donate if you want cookies!

Mily
08-26-2007, 08:07 PM
^I second that. ;)

cherryripeboyII
08-26-2007, 08:08 PM
We shall have to start a special cookie fund for you!
The Lady Jade cookie fund on paypal. Donate if you want cookies!

Wish I could draw... a new web comic.... damm *curses* foiled again, bloody lack of drawing skill....

Mastridonicus
08-26-2007, 08:09 PM
her cookies are the SHIT.

I've had them.

The secret ingredient is Love.

and heroine

Kaylinn
08-26-2007, 08:11 PM
^I second that. ;)


I got cookie waitlisted due to lack of funding. :'(

I would like to rectify that situation to keep ALL Swers in cookies.

Lady Jade
08-26-2007, 08:16 PM
I got cookie waitlisted due to lack of funding. :'(

Oh man... now I feel guilty! :-[

Imma try to see where I can save money this week so I can pay for postages!

Kaylinn
08-26-2007, 08:18 PM
Ack! No guilt!!
Now I feel guilty!
And OMG, don't cut corners and try to save money for cookie postage. Then I would feel eternally guilty!

Tart
08-26-2007, 08:21 PM
will someone clean out my closet? Well one of em'. the one in my room to be more specific?

I just did that entire once through in the house because Chris comes home soon. No idea when he'll come around my apartment but none the less.

In moving my bed to sweep up the dustbunnies I realized I'm hording junk food a bit more than I had once thought I was.

Mastridonicus
08-26-2007, 08:23 PM
I would immediately buy a champagne room from any stripper who's dancing name was "Manwich"

Lady Jade
08-26-2007, 08:24 PM
Ack! No guilt!!
Now I feel guilty!
And OMG, don't cut corners and try to save money for cookie postage. Then I would feel eternally guilty!

But... but... you're sweet and funny and hawt! I must make sure I can send your cookies ASAP!


will someone clean out my closet? Well one of em'. the one in my room to be more specific?

Whoever is cleaning Tart's closet, can you come work on my hobby room while you're at it? ;D

britt244
08-26-2007, 08:25 PM
Whoever is cleaning Tart's closet, can you come work on my hobby room while you're at it? ;D

and finish my laundry? including putting it away?

Mastridonicus
08-26-2007, 08:27 PM
FINE. CHRIST. I'LL DO IT.

Jesus. Not like I haven't rummaged through all your places before. Do I HAVE to wear the outfit though? I looked so bad in it at Paige's house.

http://www.fm99.com/Images/WCEvents/maid_2.jpg

Lady Jade
08-26-2007, 08:32 PM
FINE. CHRIST. I'LL DO IT.

Jesus. Not like I haven't rummaged through all your places before. Do I HAVE to wear the outfit though? I looked so bad in it at Paige's house.

Mast, that's so not you... your legs are so much nicer than that! :D

Tart
08-26-2007, 08:37 PM
hahah I lost it.

I need a shoe rack. I need one sooo bad.

I'll trade dirty panties for house cleaning.

britt244
08-26-2007, 08:37 PM
I need a shoe rack. I need one sooo bad.

i hate mine. the shoes fall off.

Tart
08-26-2007, 08:39 PM
I need a shelf how's that.I have 200 pairs of shoes in my bedroom closet.

I have more than that stuff in my youngest sons closet lol

cherryripeboyII
08-26-2007, 08:41 PM
^^200 shoes, sounds like my friend in NZ.... dam she had at least that many. One time they moved to a new rental place, I loved it every and I mean *every* closet had shoe racks in the bottom... yep more than 200 pairs all present and accounted for.

Mily
08-26-2007, 08:42 PM
I need a shoe rack. I need one sooo bad.

I'll trade dirty panties for house cleaning.


LOL! Watch your PM box! :P



I need a shoe rack, too. Need to make a trip to Bed, Bath & Beyond.

Lady Jade
08-26-2007, 08:42 PM
Ok, time for me to go to sleep. I exhausted myself trying to organize all my cookie baking/sending information into an Excel spreadsheet (yes, I'm a dork like that).

G'night, Stripperweb!

cherryripeboyII
08-26-2007, 08:43 PM
^^ I just realized I'm in the same timezone as LJ... and I have to be up at the crack of dawn to take my son to school...

britt244
08-26-2007, 08:44 PM
i have to wake up to *go* to school. yuck! and of course im full of energy and nowhere near tired. if i was working, however.. i'd be ready to pass out.

cherryripeboyII
08-26-2007, 08:59 PM
This is not the crack of dawn I searched for google:

http://www.internationaljock.com/zpage7-6004.html?track=sdotcom%206004

ArmySGT.
08-26-2007, 09:11 PM
This is not the crack of dawn I searched for google:



Fuck you for the eyestrain. I did not need that. /:O

britt244
08-26-2007, 09:26 PM
i need to get off the computer, dry my hair, and go to bed. i'm aiming for 7 hours of sleep. more likely than not that will not happen.

cameron_keys
08-26-2007, 09:31 PM
Learned a new phrase thanks to the Girls Next Door tonight...Sausage Wallet!
They went to the Renesainnce(sp?) Fair and learned Elizabethan phrases. Sausage wallet apparently meant a whore. I love it. I'm totally calling people that from now on.

Yekhefah
08-26-2007, 09:34 PM
:laughing: Sausage Wallet! I fucking love it! I'm going to use that from now on too!

Kaylinn
08-26-2007, 09:38 PM
Fucking financial pressure.
I need
$300 to get my hair done
$100 for Lush
$400 to send my bf home for a wedding(we share finances.so it ain't liek I'm putting him up or anything. Actually, his income is all we have right now)
$ ? For SWfest
$1250 for rent

I have $1000 in the bank. See the gap?
Fuck.

Yea so the obvious answer is go to work, right?
Tried that. Several times. Leave without my housefees every fucking time. I hit a wall. I am actually incapable of making money as a stripper anymore. I don't know why. All I know is every time I work, that's $100 less than I had in my pocket before work, and 6 hours of wasted time.

fuck. grr fuck.

Resisting the urge to dip into my student loan money. Again.

Mily
08-26-2007, 09:43 PM
Learned a new phrase thanks to the Girls Next Door tonight...Sausage Wallet!
They went to the Renesainnce(sp?) Fair and learned Elizabethan phrases. Sausage wallet apparently meant a whore. I love it. I'm totally calling people that from now on.


AAAWWWW! I missed The Girls! :( Damn Stripperweb! :P

Lysondra
08-26-2007, 09:45 PM
Dammit..I'm still in second place...go on vacation or something will you??!!!

This is a post just to piss you off.

cameron_keys
08-26-2007, 09:45 PM
AAAWWWW! I missed The Girls! :( Damn Stripperweb! :P

No worries..it isnt like the episode wont be played 100 times before Wed.LOL! Hell...its already been on 2 or 3 times tonight!

cameron_keys
08-26-2007, 09:46 PM
This is a post just to piss you off.

Damn You..you.....you....SAUSAGE WALLET!!!!

BalletBaby
08-26-2007, 09:59 PM
I have exactly six months before I turn 21.

BalletBaby
08-26-2007, 10:11 PM
Yea so the obvious answer is go to work, right?
Tried that. Several times. Leave without my housefees every fucking time. I hit a wall. I am actually incapable of making money as a stripper anymore. I don't know why. All I know is every time I work, that's $100 less than I had in my pocket before work, and 6 hours of wasted time.

fuck. grr fuck.

Resisting the urge to dip into my student loan money. Again.

Yet you still have some of the BEST hustling/money making tips on here. So it's not like you've lost it completely.

And didn't you have a job interview or something?

Tart
08-26-2007, 10:27 PM
OMG chris is coming over .. instead of staying in a hotel in St. Louis after his thing today he's driving home.

Thank GOD I shaved.

I'd hate to see his reaction to that mess.

OH sex. I doubt it though:( Unless I hit him at the door naked or something.

PS I have to fucking stop spending money I don't have on ebay. I'm addicted to the 80's hip hop shit. GOD DAMNIT

Kaylinn
08-26-2007, 10:38 PM
Yet you still have some of the BEST hustling/money making tips on here. So it's not like you've lost it completely.

And didn't you have a job interview or something?


aww. thanks. You just made my day :)
Unfortunatly...I am not good at following my own advice. I can remember everythign I just can't apply it.....
OK..honest truth? I don't actually try at work. I sit on my ass all night long and say there's no good customers....
I just can't bring myself to talk to people, and when I do, I'm just not into it, so they don't buy.

I may pop over and talk to 1 guy, wait an hour..talk to 1 more.... My attitude is completly off, so of course they all say no, they can smell my burn out a mile away...


I did just have an interview. It was just a prescreening tho...they won't do call backs till middle of september, so it's just a wait now....

AlexxaHex
08-26-2007, 10:40 PM
I wanna move to Stankonia. I wonder what the strip clubs are like.

Tart
08-26-2007, 10:41 PM
So fresh and so clean I hear

Lysondra
08-26-2007, 10:45 PM
Damn You..you.....you....SAUSAGE WALLET!!!!

...I totally fell into that one. o.O;

TROLLOP!

BalletBaby
08-26-2007, 11:12 PM
I did just have an interview. It was just a prescreening tho...they won't do call backs till middle of september, so it's just a wait now....

Well, I wish you the best of luck and hope you get the job!:crossfing

Tart
08-27-2007, 12:00 AM
Question:: All japanese horror films scare the fuck out of me. But what i want to know..why always similar shit going on? Like..

1. whats up with the black flowing hair
2. fingers and arms moving backwards on the "ghost"
3. It's alway some child coming back
4. there's always water involved somehow
5. The acting is far better than american films

and my period is coming any second. watch me start bleeding the second he buzzs the apt.

Lysondra
08-27-2007, 12:04 AM
It's what the Japanese as a whole are afraid of. If you look at all American horrors, they're exactly the same, too.

BalletBaby
08-27-2007, 12:05 AM
School starts tomorrow and I have no classes. Awesome::) So now I have to get up at 6:45 so I can sign up and hope I get what I need. Guess I should go to bed now.

Tart
08-27-2007, 12:06 AM
I guess I never paid attention. American films if I had to guess are all, stalker /slasher films. filled with rape and home invasion

but I didnt know if there was something specific as to why they always involve drowning and hair. Mostly the hair and finding em in the closet.

Lysondra
08-27-2007, 12:12 AM
Hair in Japan is considered a very sensual and womanly part of the body. In fairy tales, a glimpse of hair was all it took to make men fall in love. Bits of hair or hair on someone obviously dead would signify a woman had dies or the loss of a loving being. Which would, theoretically, be why it's scary. Hair is floating around! That means a poor maiden is dead!

Kinda like how America always feels the need to show hanging feet of bodies. :/ Signifies death. Specifically of a woman in Japan.

Drowning: most jobs in Japan are by sea, because of it's location. Drowning would be a very real fear in their culture. Imagine being a fisherman and dying in your tub!! How embarrassing/shocking would that be?

I could be wrong, but it seems to be cultural differences.

And they can act better because the Japanese focus on acting, not looks. They're not the prettiest actresses, really. Some are. A lot are not. Same with singers. Most singers anyway. The Japanese focus on talent and skill.. another cultural thing.