Log in

View Full Version : The Random Thread



Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 [97] 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 406 407 408 409 410 411 412 413 414 415 416 417 418 419 420 421 422 423 424 425 426 427 428 429 430 431 432 433 434 435 436 437 438 439 440 441 442 443 444 445 446 447 448 449 450 451 452 453 454 455 456 457 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 465 466 467 468 469 470 471 472 473 474 475 476 477 478 479 480 481 482 483 484 485 486 487 488 489 490 491 492 493 494 495 496 497 498 499 500 501 502 503 504 505 506 507 508 509 510 511 512 513 514 515 516 517 518 519 520 521 522 523 524 525 526 527 528 529 530 531 532 533 534 535 536 537 538 539 540 541 542 543 544 545 546 547 548 549 550 551 552 553 554 555 556 557 558 559 560 561 562 563 564 565 566 567 568 569 570 571 572 573 574 575 576 577 578 579 580 581 582 583 584 585 586 587 588 589 590 591 592 593 594 595 596 597 598 599 600 601 602 603 604 605 606

kitty260
09-10-2007, 08:17 AM
^^^ Ooh, I want to read it! I rarely go into Site Issues and I missed it!

I tried to PM it to you but it's WAY too long and would take, like, 10 PMs to send the whole thing. It was pretty good though.

Yekhefah
09-10-2007, 08:18 AM
I got the first part of it... tease! Looked like it had the makings of a good time. I should go into Site Issues more often.

Mily
09-10-2007, 08:21 AM
^I love Site Issues. Very entertaining part of the forum, as you can see now... You should check out all the Asshole threads in there...hehe.

kitty260
09-10-2007, 08:28 AM
I got the first part of it... tease! Looked like it had the makings of a good time. I should go into Site Issues more often.

Haha, sorry. I didn't realize how long it was before I tried to PM it. If you want the whole thing I'd have to forward the email, which is no biggie.


^I love Site Issues. Very entertaining part of the forum, as you can see now... You should check out all the Asshole threads in there...hehe.

No kidding, Site Issues is my first stop when I log on. I've gotten so much entertainment from mishandled Mod issues it's ridiculous. It's my fave board.

cameron_keys
09-10-2007, 09:09 AM
Halloween rocked!!! I <3 Rob Zombie!

Darcy Foxx
09-10-2007, 09:16 AM
I'm so over this cold weather. Hurry up, summer.

kitty260
09-10-2007, 09:36 AM
"Pearly penile papules" is the funniest example of alliteration I've ever seen in an article linked from SW.

sxybrat07
09-10-2007, 10:02 AM
Shoot me. Please. Just...shoot me.

Lysondra
09-10-2007, 10:19 AM
I just made out with the spitting image of Draco Malfoy. I want to sleep with him so bad now. Too bad he's kinda an ass. Oh well, he can kiss. Should I have slept with him? I mean... Draco!

Mily
09-10-2007, 10:23 AM
I just made out with the spitting image of Draco Malfoy. I want to sleep with him so bad now. Too bad he's kinda an ass. Oh well, he can kiss. Should I have slept with him? I mean... Draco!



OMG!!! I have the biggest crush on him.

*blush*

I would so bang him! HARD! Hehe...

BmiWMT14
09-10-2007, 10:37 AM
Why am I so Irritable and Angry today?

TigersMilk
09-10-2007, 10:38 AM
I hate medical bills. You bastards quit assisting other callers and pick up the damn phone!

Lysondra
09-10-2007, 11:16 AM
alright mily, you talked me into it. He was kind of drunk so we'll see how he is tomorrow sober. Then I'll get back with the Juicy details. Spitting image though. No joke. I'll take pictures! Would it be wrong to call him 'Draco' in bed? Ha ha ha. Partner says go for it. Lover doesn't like the idea of me with another man one bit. Drama drama. Sigh. Only reason I haven't yet. I mean, he's a geek who tries too hard to impress, but he's DRACO for god's sake. Ha ha ha.

Mily
09-10-2007, 11:19 AM
alright mily, you talked me into it. He was kind of drunk so we'll see how he is tomorrow sober. Then I'll get back with the Juicy details. Spitting image though. No joke. I'll take pictures! Would it be wrong to call him 'Draco' in bed? Ha ha ha. Partner says go for it. Lover doesn't like the idea of me with another man one bit. Drama drama. Sigh. Only reason I haven't yet. I mean, he's a geek who tries too hard to impress, but he's DRACO for god's sake. Ha ha ha.


You MUST post pics! :D MUST! MUST! MUST! I would ssoooo call him Draco. Or Malfoy! I'm so horrible... }:D

britt244
09-10-2007, 11:36 AM
alright mily, you talked me into it. He was kind of drunk so we'll see how he is tomorrow sober. Then I'll get back with the Juicy details. Spitting image though. No joke. I'll take pictures! Would it be wrong to call him 'Draco' in bed? Ha ha ha. Partner says go for it. Lover doesn't like the idea of me with another man one bit. Drama drama. Sigh. Only reason I haven't yet. I mean, he's a geek who tries too hard to impress, but he's DRACO for god's sake. Ha ha ha.

how can he not like it when he knows you're with somebody else? he knew that from the beginning, right?

Mily
09-10-2007, 12:10 PM
Okay...enough SW'ing. Nappy time, here I come.

Lysondra
09-10-2007, 12:20 PM
yeah, lover knows partner and Partner knows Lover. I don't know what his problem is, but he wants monogamous polymory with me...or something. Either way, it's my choice, but I think it's a tad silly he's up in arms over it when he's my Lover to begin with. I mean, I understand where he's coming from, but at the same time it seems a bit silly considering the circumstances. Either way, Draco is fun. I already call him Draco to his face. It's hot, in a way. I probably won't do anything, but I want to. I'm just not in the mood for the drama that will ensue should I pursue my Happy Potter crush.. Boo. Either way, photos coming soon!

cameron_keys
09-10-2007, 12:45 PM
Ow. I had my blood drawn today for my monthy test and the chick blew my vein and had to stick me repeatedly to get blood. Now my arm hurts, is all bruised and I look like a fucking junkie. Hot.

britt244
09-10-2007, 02:29 PM
i need to go to target and go grocery shopping. i still feel like such crap though. i'm too lazy to go the 5 mins across the street to the grocery store and the 10 mins down the road to target.. that isnt good.

oh yeah, and i cannot WAIT for the new season of greys.

Lady Jade
09-10-2007, 03:40 PM
I :heartbeat Cameron Keys!

cameron_keys
09-10-2007, 03:44 PM
^^^HA HA HA!! That made my day!!!

I Heart You Too!!!

Lady Jade
09-10-2007, 03:47 PM
^^^ YAY!!! *dances around*

Imma have to bake you some more cookies soon. Maybe I'll send you some of the chocolate chip ones! ;D

Yekhefah
09-10-2007, 03:56 PM
Oh holy mother of arse... I really shot myself in the foot. I sat around all week, too freaked to go find a new club. Now I have no money, and I had planned to go club-hunting tonight, but my new boss at my new day job is a flake and suddenly it is 4 pm and I have THIS EVENING to completely design a new curriculum from scratch for FOUR fucking classes, two-hour classes each for the whole year. I have never designed a whole curriculum before. I guess I have to try and do it all in four hours, throw some makeup on, and hope the first club hires me so I can work all night and be up at 6 a.m. I've been up since 6 a.m. this morning too. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I wish I could conjure money or something.

A WHOLE CURRICULUM. From scratch. Tonight. Yeah. :banghead:

Oh yeah, AND I'm about to start my period so I'm tired and I have cramps. I hate this evening already.

Lady Jade
09-10-2007, 04:12 PM
Off to Walmart to buy more cookie-making supplies!

;D }:D ;D }:D ;D

britt244
09-10-2007, 05:55 PM
i don't feel right. at first i thought it was because i drank last night. then i realized i havent felt right in a while. so maybe that was from the not drinking. so that = either way i feel funny. :-\

AlexxaHex
09-10-2007, 06:55 PM
Oh holy mother of arse... I really shot myself in the foot. I sat around all week, too freaked to go find a new club. Now I have no money, and I had planned to go club-hunting tonight, but my new boss at my new day job is a flake and suddenly it is 4 pm and I have THIS EVENING to completely design a new curriculum from scratch for FOUR fucking classes, two-hour classes each for the whole year. I have never designed a whole curriculum before. I guess I have to try and do it all in four hours, throw some makeup on, and hope the first club hires me so I can work all night and be up at 6 a.m. I've been up since 6 a.m. this morning too. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I wish I could conjure money or something.

A WHOLE CURRICULUM. From scratch. Tonight. Yeah. :banghead:

Oh yeah, AND I'm about to start my period so I'm tired and I have cramps. I hate this evening already.

Try Cheetah's! It's not terrible!

Yekhefah
09-10-2007, 06:57 PM
I did. They wanted me to come in on Sunday night at 6 pm and audition, but I was busy with something else and missed it. It was dead when I was there earlier in the week anyway, and the manager (who seemed like a pretty decent guy) came out and said there wasn't much money there. I need to get into a routine so I can organize the eighty thousand things I'm juggling right now.

Lady Jade
09-10-2007, 07:01 PM
I am so tired... and sad...

Callyish
09-10-2007, 07:15 PM
So my new place isn't going to work out :'(

Now I have to go back to the crappy hotel and start apartment hunting again *sigh* and I just moved in yesterday blah

NatalieFRPhilly
09-10-2007, 07:20 PM
The people that post in Philadelphia and Baltimore's Rants and raves are all a bunch of fucking assholes! I just spent 15 minutes reading both cities sections and I was like wow, I hope I never meet some of these people. They are sooo angry!

Lady Jade
09-10-2007, 07:21 PM
That sucks, Cally... what happened?

MrChristopher
09-10-2007, 07:22 PM
-I have so much new music, and it's in so many different places. I think I'm just going to sit here drinking wine and rearranging it all for the rest of the night. Then I'm going to erase my backup h/d. THEN, I'll put the new, complete, nicely refiled version onto the backup. Well. That's the plan, anyway. The whole "wine" part might get in the way.

-MrsC and I aren't getting along today. Eh, it happens. So, I'm in the other room working on this.

-Children need "mute" buttons.

Callyish
09-10-2007, 07:26 PM
The place is just too far away from everything. I spent over $40 today in drivers... and I only did two shows. I had a 1210 show and a 5pm show.... and the driver was like $14 each way so umm yea... and its like this for every bar. Im just too damn far away from everything *sigh*

cameron_keys
09-10-2007, 07:49 PM
I am so tired... and sad...

Noooooo...not sad......:'( Why sad??

Kaylinn
09-10-2007, 07:51 PM
I got COOKIES in the mail!!!!!!!

You just made my day, LadyJade. Thoes are the bestest chocolate chip cookies I have ever had! My boyfriend was makin fun of me cause I had chocolate smeared all over my face and hands.

Thank you so so so much!!!

Expect gifts in the mail next week, I ran out and bought a special present for you!


Off to eat more cookies...in the bathtub with my Lush.

My night can't get any better than eating cookies in the tub.

britt244
09-10-2007, 08:16 PM
i need to stop reading postsecret. it makes me so sad.

BalletBaby
09-10-2007, 08:23 PM
I love eating.

Lady Jade
09-10-2007, 08:30 PM
Noooooo...not sad......:'( Why sad??

I'm going to the city tomorrow... and one of my sisters is coming with me for the first time... :'(


I got COOKIES in the mail!!!!!!!

You just made my day, LadyJade. Thoes are the bestest chocolate chip cookies I have ever had! My boyfriend was makin fun of me cause I had chocolate smeared all over my face and hands.

Thank you so so so much!!!

Expect gifts in the mail next week, I ran out and bought a special present for you!

Off to eat more cookies...in the bathtub with my Lush.

My night can't get any better than eating cookies in the tub.

YAY! I'm glad you're enjoying them! hehe And I'm jealous - I wish my tub was clean enough for me to take a bath in! :D

Lysondra
09-10-2007, 08:35 PM
I'm still barely hanging around. Hahaha... woo.

I might end up quitting SW when I get back. It's amazine how much reading I caught up on being away from here. FOUR books this week alone. Pft.

Lady Jade
09-10-2007, 08:38 PM
^^^ You know you're not going anywhere. I own you, woman! You leave, you get no more cookies! :P

Lysondra
09-10-2007, 08:40 PM
But... I'm reading... BOOKS... now. Y'know.... those pieces of papers with words bound up in carboard with a shiny laminate?

Waaaaaa..

So close to my goal and this week is looking shit money. :/ $150 yesterday. 3 hours of work, but still... I started this trip off making $500 a day and it's just slowly dropping.

Lady Jade
09-10-2007, 08:42 PM
But... I'm reading... BOOKS... now. Y'know.... those pieces of papers with words bound up in carboard with a shiny laminate?

I read those too! And I still have time to bake and cook and go to work and cross stitch and other stuff. You can't quit SW, just spend less time post-whoring! :P

cameron_keys
09-10-2007, 08:46 PM
I read those too! And I still have time to bake and cook and go to work and cross stitch and other stuff. You can't quit SW, just spend less time post-whoring! :P

Yep...I go through at least 2 books a week. Not counting themillion magazines I read. I'm a reading fool!!

Lysondra
09-10-2007, 08:55 PM
I haven't read a book in a month before this trip! Of course I'm now $150 fucking in the hole on books! Ahhh.

I've been getting turned off SW for awhile. I think the only reason I posted so much was so I could try to make things SOMEWHAT interesting. Wasn't working. Bah.

Also, this itty bitty town actually has a Lancome and Shiseido counter. COOL!

And the long-haired dude at the game store doesn't fucking know flirting to save his life. Does he think I really like Halo? Fuck no, I just think he's hot. I don't even own an x-box. I just wanna do him in the stockroom. Idiot.

I have another date with Draco Malfoy tonight though. We'll see how that goes. Probably poorly. But I won't serve him drinks tonight, either.

Also... I apparently make the BEST shots in the world. Apple Crumbles, Abortions, Bob Marley's and Oral Orgasms are the best. The entire bar will only let me make shots now because the customers get cranky when anyone else does it. Funny, considering I've NEVER HAD A SINGLE ONE OF THESE shots. Actually, other than tequila, I've never had a fucking shot at all! When I get back home I'm stocking up on gin, vermouth, advokaat, midori, creme de menthe, malibu and all the lovely shot-making shit and I'm going to have a shot party when I get home. I fucking made over FORTY apple crumbles last night. FORTY! I had to make 24 just for one group. Mother fucking shots.

AlexxaHex
09-10-2007, 09:37 PM
Lysondra, can I taste your Abortion?

BalletBaby
09-10-2007, 10:03 PM
^ I am sooooooo tempted to quote that}:D

AlexxaHex
09-10-2007, 11:49 PM
^ I am sooooooo tempted to quote that}:D

hehehe! yessss!!

BalletBaby
09-10-2007, 11:53 PM
Well fudge. I don't know how to put a quote in my siggy:(

hannah83
09-11-2007, 12:04 AM
i'm pissed. some mother fuckin guy tried to drug me tonite at the bar. One of my girlfriends took a drink from my drink and noticed that it was gritty. Looked at it...there was a freakin crushed up pill on the bottom of it!!

i'm furious.

i don't know what it was, but i know who did it. The bar is looking at the camera tapes right now, to see if they can see if he did actually put stuff in my drink.

why do people have to be so damn stupid.

I have no idea what it was, but i do know what it looked like. so if anyone knows what the hell it was...would you tell me? It was little light yellow balls. Didn't dissolve in the drink. Sort of looked like a powder, but tiny balls. (bad description i know...but it's hard to remember it)

BalletBaby
09-11-2007, 12:14 AM
hehehe! yessss!!

Ok I got it. I have your permission right?