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Mily
09-11-2007, 01:36 AM
I'm jealous - I wish my tub was clean enough for me to take a bath in! :D


Me, too. :-[

PookaShell
09-11-2007, 01:42 AM
Lady Jade I got your package with the cat picture and about bursted into tears it was so cute!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU sooo much for thinking of me!!!!!!!!!

PS. YALL HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH I MISSED ALL OF YALL.

austinatalie
09-11-2007, 01:57 AM
damnit you guys don't remind me of how dirty my tub is and how i've been neglecting cleaning it.

RoseLeigh
09-11-2007, 02:24 AM
Just realized it's 5:23! How did it get to be so late? I have class in the morning!

Oh yeah, and since my bf is being weird, SW is my new boyfriend. Please pick up some ice cream on the way home.

PaigeDWinter
09-11-2007, 03:58 AM
I feel like I've become the worlds most boring stripper. And I hate it.


2.5 hours till I head to the Orthopedic Surgeon's office. I have two major fears here.... 1) that my insurance will eff me over again, and 2) that whatever is making my finger hurt will require a massive butchering of my hand.

._. <---- that's mah skeert face.

britt244
09-11-2007, 03:59 AM
Just realized it's 5:23! How did it get to be so late? I have class in the morning!
its 7 and i dont want to be up for internship :( i have to leave in 15 minutes and what am i doing? certainly not getting ready. mornings are not my thing.

phillyvixen
09-11-2007, 07:03 AM
I'm going to try on my wedding dress this afternoon with my jewelery I'm borrowing from my fiances store. Its like the sickest most crazy sapphire and diamond necklace, earings and bracelet. I'm nervous to be carrying them around all day. I I love my dress, I will be posting pics soon. I just talked to my fiance and he says i should wear it around all day to be safe, I have to go panty shopping at the mall, this should be interesting HAHA. I will be a fancy panty shopper for sure!

snoopy
09-11-2007, 07:08 AM
i'm pissed. some mother fuckin guy tried to drug me tonite at the bar. One of my girlfriends took a drink from my drink and noticed that it was gritty. Looked at it...there was a freakin crushed up pill on the bottom of it!!

i'm furious.

i don't know what it was, but i know who did it. The bar is looking at the camera tapes right now, to see if they can see if he did actually put stuff in my drink.that's frickin' scary! :O

press charges on that sumbich! >:( i hope you saved the drink for evidence. maybe the tapes would be enough.

if no...think revenge. just sayin'. }:D

hannah83
09-11-2007, 07:54 AM
I know...i'm not a happy girl today at all. Slept great though. Roomie said it sounds like Spanish Fly...whatever the hell that is.

Going to see what the bar says, my friend will be calling me in a bit to tell me if they saw anything on the tapes.

I know who it was too, so revenge will definitely be an option. My friends there were PISSED. told me that it doesn't matter if it's a day, a week or a month, but if they find out who did it. They are going to kick his ass. (perhaps i'll just let them know who it was...)

lesson learned though. Always check your drinks. No matter what.

Djoser
09-11-2007, 08:06 AM
-I have so much new music, and it's in so many different places...

Yeah, me too. Not counting the huge piles of CDs I haven't listened to yet, most of which are in Daytona, but some here, I have:

Three giant books of CDs I still haven't uploaded to my harddrive or laptop. I condensed the best of them into one book I take to work.

A harddrive with a gigantic collection of music from a hot shot Vegas DJ, some of which I use regularly, and which has some really good stuff I keep finding in the middle of all the Top40 stuff, but I'm too lazy to listen to all of it and sort it out.

A "Shared" folder with all the stuff I've gotten from Limewire, which has some really good stuff I keep finding that I forgot I downloaded, but I'm too lazy to listen to all of it and sort it out.

A "Main Music Library" with all the stuff I've gotten from SoulSeek, which has some really good stuff I keep finding that I forgot I downloaded, but I'm too lazy to listen to all of it and sort it out.

Plus a bunch of other folders--including about 45 PromoOnly folders I copied from the other DJ, which I'm way too lazy to wade through because it's mostly really bad Top40 and I lose patience after the third song sucks monkey balls.

The other DJ does his homework and seems to find good stuff in them. I have less patience.

The "Radio" PromoOnly's are the worst of all, except they have the highest concentration of Top40 that the dancers request. The "Rhythm" PromoOnlys are all really shitty rap songs with a few R & B hits in there, mostly Top40 schlock. The "Urban" PromoOnlys are all really shitty rap songs with a few good ones I'm not allowed to play. The "Dance" PromoOnly's are all cheesy techno that's way, way too fast, and insipid to boot. The "Rock" PromoOnlys are all Greenday and Nickelback clone songs, whining and groaning to extremely unsexy and/or discordant beats. Then there's some real gems buried in there, which I'm just too lazy to listen to the rest of the shit first to find.


I should be 'doing my homework' on my nights off, and finding all this great music I forgot I even had, or organizing it all like Mr C is hopefully doing--but it's too much like work.

Djoser
09-11-2007, 08:40 AM
I know...i'm not a happy girl today at all. Slept great though. Roomie said it sounds like Spanish Fly...whatever the hell that is.

It's a quasi-mythical drug that's supposed to make women so horny they'll fuck any geek that puts some in their drink.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_fly

Note that the drug described here is exceedingly difficult, if not impossible to obtain, and anything labelled as such is bound to be a concoction of whatever herbs, drugs, etc., the seller desires.

Most of the spiked drinks/drugged dancers I've seen were probably given roofies or some other sedative. Then, of course, the DJ will announce that one of the dancers is way too fucked up to go onstage or drive home, and ask if one of the customers will take her out of the club for us.

I still don't understand these assholes. Even in the infinitesimally small chance he got the dancer into his car or house, who the hell wants to have sex with someone who is passed out?!

I hope the guy gets a severe ass-beating. Or maybe arrested if he shows up again and he is on tape spiking your drink.

DJ Maimed
09-11-2007, 08:56 AM
I should be 'doing my homework' on my nights off, and finding all this great music I forgot I even had, or organizing it all like Mr C is hopefully doing--but it's too much like work.


Nice to see I'm not the only one....the only thing I love better is when some ghetto gameboy gargler or mindless urchin cretin manager tells me how "we" don't really do anything or deserve to be paid::) .

My random thoughts....I would rather experience a "nuclear winter" than another VMA program filled with such fetid, rancid munkeespunk.....the steroidal injections I keep having to endure are really making me feisty....so feisty that I wanna go "Hulk Style" on one of the inummerable "gangbanger lite" frickin fucktards that have turned my hometown and seemingly most of this country into a ghetto ass apocatolyptic hellhole......I now understand Alpha Omega from the "Planet Of The Apes" movie .....that was some fine fricken farkin calculus.......le sigh..... I'm off to see the wizard...the wonderful wizard of Alpha Omega Oz....maybe I'll try Sweden.

TigersMilk
09-11-2007, 09:45 AM
Ahhh this stuff burns!!!

cameron_keys
09-11-2007, 09:54 AM
I dont want to go to work today. I KNOW it'll be crap..I may have a cpl shoots this week(finally) and I'm just tired. BUt I want to make extra cash because tomorrow is hubbys b-day and I want to take him out. I mean..I will anyway/..but doing it with extra money and not the dwindling funds we have now woud be nice.

Of course...if I go in and waste my time all day for $20 I'll be in no mood to party tomorrow....bleh...decisions...decisions...

ArmySGT.
09-11-2007, 10:56 AM
i'm pissed. some mother fuckin guy tried to drug me tonite at the bar. One of my girlfriends took a drink from my drink and noticed that it was gritty. Looked at it...there was a freakin crushed up pill on the bottom of it!!

i'm furious.

i don't know what it was, but i know who did it. The bar is looking at the camera tapes right now, to see if they can see if he did actually put stuff in my drink.

why do people have to be so damn stupid.

I have no idea what it was, but i do know what it looked like. so if anyone knows what the hell it was...would you tell me? It was little light yellow balls. Didn't dissolve in the drink. Sort of looked like a powder, but tiny balls. (bad description i know...but it's hard to remember it)

Wow did you pour it into something to save it? You can press criminal charges. Reckless endangerment to start.

cameron_keys
09-11-2007, 11:45 AM
Ok...the thought of going to work is giving me a panic attack so I dont think I"m going. I feel horrible though...I know we need the money and its so lazy of me not to go.

The thing is..if I thought I would make any I'd push through and go..but the last cpl Tues I've worked..I've left with $50 or less.

And it being 9/11...I'm not seeing people being in a strip club mood.

I told the guy on myspace who wants to spoil me to send money to my paypal acount(I refused to take his CC # like he wanted me to). Hopefully he will...that would solve everything.

Callyish
09-11-2007, 11:50 AM
Im off to have my consultation with my Surgeon!! WAHOOOOO!!!! I will post about it when I get back *grin* IMA HAVE NEW BEWBIES!!!!!!!!!

sxybrat07
09-11-2007, 11:51 AM
Woohoo! Bewbies!!!!

britt244
09-11-2007, 12:20 PM
And it being 9/11...I'm not seeing people being in a strip club mood.

thats waht i was thinking.. but i have to work tonight bc im scheduled. ick.

Yekhefah
09-11-2007, 12:21 PM
I don't think anyone's really thinking about 9/11 in that sense. I think it's just Tuesday.

I hope I find a decent club and make a shit-ton of money tonight. Last night did not go well.

Chicagoeditor
09-11-2007, 12:24 PM
Landing at O'hare at 8. Might as well go say hi to the vixens and have a couple drinks. Hope I sleep on the flt.

britt244
09-11-2007, 12:28 PM
I don't think anyone's really thinking about 9/11 in that sense. I think it's just Tuesday.

hopefully! i didnt really think about it much til i heard a tribute thing on the radio.

Chicagoeditor
09-11-2007, 12:28 PM
lesson learned though. Always check your drinks. No matter what.

WTF is wrong with people! Hannah, glad to hear you are okay.

britt244
09-11-2007, 12:45 PM
i miss tart.

pookie
09-11-2007, 12:49 PM
Im off to have my consultation with my Surgeon!! WAHOOOOO!!!! I will post about it when I get back *grin* IMA HAVE NEW BEWBIES!!!!!!!!!

Then can i have your old ones to play with? ;)

cameron_keys
09-11-2007, 01:06 PM
I'm having a blue day. I'm fucking depressed and cant get out of it...hopefully its just a blue DAY and not a blue week or month...

Callyish
09-11-2007, 01:46 PM
Okay so I loved this doctors work! His assistant showed me about 20 different before and after shots of his work and they were awesome. She said I would be getting cohesive gel over the muscle crease incision. Also my nose they will be shaving down the bridge and kinda pulling it in a bit so it will be the cute lil nose I want :D I have to go back next week so I can put some implants in my bra to pick my size :D

hannah83
09-11-2007, 02:58 PM
no the drink wasn't saved, wish it was...should have...but wasn't really thinking about it. (i know, i should have thought about it but at the time i was just too damn upset. last thing on my mind...) My manager said it sounded alot like liquid ecstasy, and thinking back on it, it did feel like I had a body buzz. Kind of like a mild roll.

however, I do know who it was. and I do know where he is. I haven't heard from the bar yet but I think my friend did. I'll be seeing him later so i'll find out what he knows.

I'll get my revenge soon enough...asshat. Exhausted though, nap time!! :)

Mily
09-11-2007, 03:12 PM
OMG! I need caffeine! Hope I'm not a zombie at work. Must get my ass in the shower...

TigersMilk
09-11-2007, 04:27 PM
Oprah is sad today.... I can't watch. Apparently from watching dr 90210 on dvr lets me know that even without a period I get PMS.

britt244
09-11-2007, 04:32 PM
im supposed to have left for work a few minutes ago. my hair is still wet and im still on the computer.

RoseLeigh
09-11-2007, 04:39 PM
im supposed to have left for work a few minutes ago. my hair is still wet and im still on the computer.

Go go!

Though I'm dragging today, too. Must go to grocery.

hardkandee
09-11-2007, 04:53 PM
So excited!!!!!

Just got my package from Agent Provocateur in the mail. It's official, I'm a 34E!
And for the icing on the cake: The regularly priced $155 bra was on sale for $35.

Having my bra shipped from England proves to be cheaper than getting an ill fitting, too small bra from Victoria's Secret.

Yekhefah
09-11-2007, 04:54 PM
OMG. I'm so exhausted. I would seriously fuck Ron Jeremy for $1000 right now if all I had to do was lie there and it meant I could sleep tonight and not have to worry about working for the rest of the week. I can't take much more of this club-hunting shit, I can't. And not on three fucking hours of sleep. The thought of staying up hustling lapdances all night tonight, IF I'm lucky enough to get hired anywhere, seriously makes me want to cry.

TigersMilk
09-11-2007, 05:01 PM
So excited!!!!!

Just got my package from Agent Provocateur in the mail. It's official, I'm a 34E!
And for the icing on the cake: The regularly priced $155 bra was on sale for $35.



<<is jealous. I always wanted something from them.

My house is smelly because I'm bleaching and cleaning all my grody tupperware. Eeeewww moldy and spoiled stuff inside. Each one was a nasty surprise.

BalletBaby
09-11-2007, 05:28 PM
I don't wanna study.

Lady Jade
09-11-2007, 05:34 PM
LJ = Blah

Kaylinn
09-11-2007, 05:46 PM
Lady Jade - Making SW fatter one cookie at a time.

Or maybe it's just me...but I can't walk past my kitchen without grabbing a cookie. Unfortunatly..the kitchen is on the way to everything. Gotta pee? Go past the kitchen. Go to the living room? Past the kitchen. Go to bed? Past the kitchen.
Every trip past cost me a cookie. I think I've already eaten half the batch already.....


All I gotta say is....an extra 5lbs is soo worth it.

Lady Jade
09-11-2007, 05:59 PM
Every trip past cost me a cookie. I think I've already eaten half the batch already.....

Wow, they've lasted you this long?! A batch might last us a couple of hours here, if that long! lol If I bake cookies, boy will have 5 or 6 with breakfast, a couple for a mid-morning snack, some for/with lunch, some for an afternoon snack, and any left get eaten after dinner. All those cookies *could* explain the 40 lbs he put on after we started living together, though! :D

cameron_keys
09-11-2007, 06:21 PM
Wow, they've lasted you this long?! A batch might last us a couple of hours here, if that long! lol

HA! I still have some ginger cookies left! They keep surprisingly long for cookies with no preservatives. Still yummy!!

Lady Jade
09-11-2007, 06:27 PM
HA! I still have some ginger cookies left! They keep surprisingly long for cookies with no preservatives. Still yummy!!

I found half a batch of cookies in a cabinet that I baked well over 2 months ago, maybe even longer. Opened up the container, and they're still soft! That secret ingredient of mine seriously kicks ass! ;D

ArmySGT.
09-11-2007, 06:36 PM
I found half a batch of cookies in a cabinet that I baked well over 2 months ago, maybe even longer. Opened up the container, and they're still soft! That secret ingredient of mine seriously kicks ass! ;D


Wow! Who knew heroin keeps cookies soft?;D

Lady Jade
09-11-2007, 07:30 PM
Wow! Who knew heroin keeps cookies soft?;D

Honey, if I was using heroin, don't you think I'd charge more than $20/batch? :D

G-Real
09-11-2007, 07:37 PM
Honey, if I was using heroin, don't you think I'd charge more than $20/batch? :D

Do I make the $1000 check out to Lady Jade, or Mistress of the Cookies, who exactly?

Lady Jade
09-11-2007, 07:39 PM
Do I make the $1000 check out to Lady Jade, or Mistress of the Cookies, who exactly?

Cash or money orders only til I get the actual business and tax stuff set up. ;)

ArmySGT.
09-11-2007, 07:40 PM
Honey, :D

See that guys! I'm a honey! Eat yer hearts out bitchez!:D

Lady Jade
09-11-2007, 07:43 PM
See that guys! I'm a honey! Eat yer hearts out bitchez!:D

Now... give me all your moneyz - I send you chocolate chip cookies! :P

Yekhefah
09-11-2007, 07:45 PM
I don't know how I'm going to pay my bills this week but it's not going to be from fucking dancing. I hope it's just my hormones and next week will be better, but I can't stop crying every time I try to put makeup on. It's been a full week of hitting every skanky, poorly-managed titty bar in Los Angeles and being rejected, and on top of it all I just got two more rejections for my short film today. I feel like a complete and total reject and I can't stop crying. Maybe I just need some sleep or something. I don't know what I'm going to do for money this week, but I can't do anymore club-hopping this week, I can't. I just can't.

Lady Jade
09-11-2007, 07:48 PM
Yekh... I send you cookies this weekend so you can start next week better?

Yekhefah
09-11-2007, 07:55 PM
Yeah. Although Saturday is Yom Kippur and I can't eat them. But yes, that's another thing, I've been eating so healthfully and I'm not losing any weight, and I've got major period bloat. So I feel like an enormous cow on top of it all. I think I'm just feeling incredibly low in every single area of life tonight, and I'm fucking lonely and I want to be held and K is out of town... he's coming back October 20, and then leaving THE NEXT DAY for another show in fucking Portland. So here I sit all by myself.

I'm glad everyone else is making so much goddamn money and having so much career success. Even my grandmother got a huge bonus to come out of retirement and go back to work for awhile. My dad, a born loser who lives with his parents, has finally got a good job, lost weight, joined a bowling team, and has two girlfriends my age (one of them is actually younger than me). My mom has quit drinking (for now, anyway). Everyone else's life is awesome. Mine was going great over the summer but now it's right back in the shitter again, and I feel even worse about it because everyone else's is going so exceptionally well.

I'm going to pour a glass of wine and watch . That movie always takes me on such an emotional roller coaster and wrings all the tears out, so that I pass out, sleep hard, and feel better in the morning. Catharsis, I guess. However shitty my life gets, at least I'm not Xu Jiazhen living through Mao's revolution.

Estrogen sucks. It always does this to me.