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PaigeDWinter
09-11-2007, 08:35 PM
Things went basically well at the orthopedic surgeons. I have a Proximal Interphalangeal Joint Injury. Fancy term for an owie. Meh. At least I won't lose a finger or some shit. What didn't go well was that they surprised me by having to do MORE x rays, and charging me more than the copay I expected... so now the rest of my expenses for the week are effed. *sigh*





Part of me wants to give up the entertainment industry all together. I feel old and boring. I am having a hard time getting rid of the spare 25lbs I tacked on... and it's all stressing me out. Big time.

But I love what I do so much... meh.

I'm having one of those days where I wish I had space in my closet to hide in.

BalletBaby
09-11-2007, 08:54 PM
My dishwasher overflowed. Is that a bad sign?

AlexxaHex
09-11-2007, 09:01 PM
Ok I got it. I have your permission right?

Yes, of course! I know it's kinda late but yeah...


I REALLY should not be picking up my smoking habit again, but those cloves are so damn tasty. Just one a day won't kill me right? :-\

hardkandee
09-11-2007, 10:10 PM
Checking out the who's online feature can be creepy. (When you find lurkers who have been members for 4 years and you know are just whacking away while checking out picture threads.)

britt244
09-11-2007, 11:14 PM
another decent night at work. i dunno what it is but i've been having good nights recently! ;D

i'm exhausted though.

oh, and it really annoys me when girls dance on stage like they would at a club. this is a strip club, pumpkin.

BalletBaby
09-12-2007, 12:32 AM
oh, and it really annoys me when girls dance on stage like they would at a club. this is a strip club, pumpkin.

haha for some reason I thought of pumpkin from flavor of love.

Djoser
09-12-2007, 02:49 AM
My dishwasher overflowed. Is that a bad sign?

Naah. Just plan it well and you can wash the floor at the same time.



I REALLY should not be picking up my smoking habit again, but those cloves are so damn tasty. Just one a day won't kill me right?

Beware the clove cigarettes. They have got me hooked on regular ciggies literally ten times or more. The only good thing about it is that quitting seems to get easier every time.

But if someone knocked on my door right now with a clove, I'd probably smoke the damned thing. I love them...


...this is a strip club, pumpkin.

I just got this pumpkin flavored coffee creamer, which I've never tried before.


Wow, tonight these three Russian girls made about 2,000 each--and our club is very strict, only light grinding in CR, none in Private.

Embyr
09-12-2007, 02:52 AM
^*lights up a Djarum special* (i'm baaaaad... i switch between specials, blacks, menthols, and vanilla/cherry... only 2-3 a day, i swear!) but alexxa is right... they taste sooooo good!

Djoser
09-12-2007, 02:53 AM
Fuck...

Good thing the tobacco stores are all closed.

Mily
09-12-2007, 03:51 AM
My cat FINALLY gets neutered today! *trumpets blaring* It's about freaking time! This should've been the simplest thing to take care of...but instead I got the fucking run-around by some clueless peeps who could never get their shit together. Yeah, it was free and all...but ya don't have to yank people's tails around for weeks at a time!!! All of that for NOTHING! So what if you're BUSY!? What a waste of fucking time! ASSHOLES! Let's just get this crap over with for Christ's sake!!!

NatalieFRPhilly
09-12-2007, 04:14 AM
Right now I totally want to just cut off my boobs, my lower back hurts so freaking bad. Ouch ouch ouch!

Lady Jade
09-12-2007, 04:25 AM
Bah, I don't want to go to work today. I want to sleep more...

phillyvixen
09-12-2007, 05:44 AM
I'm finally starting to put the house together a little bit and I like the feeling, I need to make this house my home. I had no idea my fiance is as sensitive as he is, this may prove to be a very long life if he doesn't toughen up a bit!

britt244
09-12-2007, 05:46 AM
i cant stop coughing.

britt244
09-12-2007, 05:55 AM
tomorrow i dont have internship since the school is closed for the jewish holiday. i have to take my car to the dealership by 7:30am to have the alignment fixed, an oil change, and a tire rotation. anybody know how long that takes? because thanks to my breathalyzer, i have to stay there while they work on it so i can start my car for them when they need to.

Chicagoeditor
09-12-2007, 06:40 AM
So I wake up thinking I've overslept. I dash to the shower and dress and run to the train. And I'm halfway downtown before I realize, duh, that my watch is still on east coast time. I arrived early to work (giving my plenty of time to catch up on SW posts).

Yekhefah
09-12-2007, 06:45 AM
^^^ :laughing: Sounds like the time I was working on a show in Malibu and I had a 4:30 a.m. call time... got up early, dressed, drove all the way out there, and couldn't figure out why I was sitting in the parking lot all by myself in the pitch dark. Forgot to "fall back" for daylight savings and got to work at 3 a.m. Grrr.

Chicagoeditor
09-12-2007, 06:48 AM
^^^ In the interest of full disclosure (there are no secrets on SW!), I was a wee bit hungover, having visited Scores last night after landing at O'Hare. Screw booze. It's boring and, worse, full of unnecessary calories.

Yekhefah
09-12-2007, 06:49 AM
Yes, but it's also yummy.

RoseLeigh
09-12-2007, 06:55 AM
There are maintenance guys in here again, since nothing works in my room. This time it's the AC and they are banging away at that thing. Apparently it's nailed into the window. Nothing else better break. And I hope they don't break anything.

maximvsv
09-12-2007, 07:06 AM
My dishwasher overflowed. Is that a bad sign?


Nope. Usually, it means it wasn't closed all of the way. However, if it overflowed from the drain hose area, it means that the hose or its fitting is loose.

Check to make sure that nothing was pushing the door a teeny bit open.


tomorrow i dont have internship since the school is closed for the jewish holiday. i have to take my car to the dealership by 7:30am to have the alignment fixed, an oil change, and a tire rotation. anybody know how long that takes? because thanks to my breathalyzer, i have to stay there while they work on it so i can start my car for them when they need to.

Oil change = 10-12 minutes.

Tire rotation is usually complete by the time the oil change is done. Unless your mechanic is not using power tools, it takes only a few minutes to do a four-wheel rotation. If the spare is rotated through, though, that adds another 10-20 minutes because of having to remove the spare, put it aside, put its replacement aside and then place the replacement in the bay that the spare used to occupy.

Alignment should take another 10-15 minutes, mostly from fitting the sensors on the wheels.

So, the actual labor should be around an hour. How long you have to wait before you start is anyone's guess.

One more thing. I was looking up a friend of mine who was at law school working on his JD while I was on my LLMs. The last I heard from him was in 2001. I couldn't find a current phone number, so I let it go a bit more. Yesterday, I googled his name and found out that he had pled guilty in 2004 to having hired a hit man in some scheme to buy a house to convert into a brothel. 6 1/2 to 15 years in the state pen'.

britt244
09-12-2007, 08:51 AM
Oil change = 10-12 minutes.

Tire rotation is usually complete by the time the oil change is done. Unless your mechanic is not using power tools, it takes only a few minutes to do a four-wheel rotation. If the spare is rotated through, though, that adds another 10-20 minutes because of having to remove the spare, put it aside, put its replacement aside and then place the replacement in the bay that the spare used to occupy.

Alignment should take another 10-15 minutes, mostly from fitting the sensors on the wheels.

So, the actual labor should be around an hour. How long you have to wait before you start is anyone's guess.

thanks :) i shouldnt have to wait long because i made an appt and i'm going first thing when they open.


it is FREEZING in the computer lab at school. unfortunately it is hot and humid in my classrooms. no wonder i'm always sick during school. it's beautiful outside today though.

cameron_keys
09-12-2007, 08:58 AM
because thanks to my breathalyzer, i have to stay there while they work on it so i can start my car for them when they need to.

They cant blow in it themselves??

britt244
09-12-2007, 10:49 AM
They cant blow in it themselves??

im sure they could. but that would require them knowing how to properly use it, first off, second, i dont think they WILL. when i told them they said i had to stay. and third.. gross germs, anyone?! i've had 3 other people blow in mine, my dad, a guy who was kind of a last resort for a ride, and my friend at work. i had 3 mouthpieces. jerkface guy used 2 of them, i swear to god on purpose since i got mad at him for using the one i used and not a new one. those i threw away. so that would be gross.

miss marina
09-12-2007, 11:06 AM
my cat is a huge freako. he is OBSESSED with eating plastic. little sneak...he figured out how to turn on/off the water in the bathroom, so now he does it about every 5 mins...

MrChristopher
09-12-2007, 11:23 AM
I'm not in the mood for work. There was an afterhours thing at the club on Saturday so that means people were in my booth and I'm going to have to spend 30 minutes fixing every level and switch and button that could possibly have been pushed. Oh, I can hardly wait.

I forgot to take shirts to the dry cleaner again. I'm going to have to search for the cleanest one today I guess. I also need to shave off this two weeks of beard and head stubble. Bleh.

I picked up that "Battle For Middle Earth" game from Target for 9 bucks. It's a few years old, but hey 4discs for under 10 bucks? It's basically Warcraft with LOTR characters but it's amusing. It's one of those games where you glance at the clock and go "Holy shit, It's been 6 hours!"

-Okay. Shave. Shower. Maybe I'll stop and pick up a pack of Djarum Blacks. THANKS PEOPLE.

cameron_keys
09-12-2007, 12:06 PM
Lady Jade...my husband brought some ginger cookies into work and everyone went NUTS! I dont think he got to eat any of them...they all said they were the best they'd ever tasted and they are 2 weeks old!!!

Get your business on girl...you're losing money every day you arent up and running!!!

hardkandee
09-12-2007, 04:01 PM
I can't stand the Pickup Artist show on vh1.

Your next test is to pick up an exotic dancer. They want your money, but.....

But what, Mr. Lame-o? Huh? Fuck off.

The_Oceans
09-12-2007, 04:19 PM
Wheee, I am on holiday now :)

I'm off to home sweet home, the Bay Area for the weekend. My cousin's getting married to his college sweetheart (they've been together 13 years! and are finally tying the knot). I'm so stoked to see the extended family; we used to see each other all the time when my generation were kids, but now we're all spread out and hardly ever see each other, except for weddings and funerals.

(Starts playing the air piano to the tune of Motley Crue's Home Sweet Home)

Lady Jade
09-12-2007, 04:54 PM
Lady Jade...my husband brought some ginger cookies into work and everyone went NUTS! I dont think he got to eat any of them...they all said they were the best they'd ever tasted and they are 2 weeks old!!!

Get your business on girl...you're losing money every day you arent up and running!!!

Imma check out the website you gave me and look into taxes and stuff this weekend! :)

doc-catfish
09-12-2007, 05:23 PM
State Fair gate admission...$5.00

Pronto Pup....$2.50

Deep fried Milky Way....$3.00 :yummy:

Ear of Roasted Corn....$3.00

Big Root Beer...$1.75 :beer2:

Double Dip Waffle Cone....$3.00

Beef nachos w/ jalepenos....$2.50 :wide-eyed

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/images/smilies/smellie_pooh.gif
Sitting on the toilet for the next two hours, crapping out every color of the rainbow, not so priceless, but at least I had a good time (at the Fair, not on the toilet).

And no, for obvious reasons I didn't go on any of the rides.
:D

britt244
09-12-2007, 05:44 PM
i'm hungry. i want something healthy but something good. and i am a very picky girl.. that kind of limits my options.

Mily
09-12-2007, 06:31 PM
Get your business on girl...you're losing money every day you arent up and running!!!

I absolutely, totally, 100% agree! ;D There's your raise, LJ!

Lady Jade
09-12-2007, 06:44 PM
I absolutely, totally, 100% agree! ;D There's your raise, LJ!

Heh The more of my friends I bring the idea up to, the more think I could make money doing it. Of course, they follow their encouragement with, "But I still get them for free, right?" ::)

Mily
09-12-2007, 07:06 PM
Heh The more of my friends I bring the idea up to, the more think I could make money doing it. Of course, they follow their encouragement with, "But I still get them for free, right?" ::)

So I still get them for free, right!? :P

Lady Jade
09-12-2007, 07:10 PM
So I still get them for free, right!? :P

Sure! I'll only charge you $20 for shipping! :P

britt244
09-12-2007, 07:24 PM
if one thing goes right, something else has to go wrong. why cant everything just be nice for once? for like a DAY maybe. :-\

and timing sucks. why, when i wouldve done anything for this guy, did i have to grow out of it to find that NOW he's ready? that's just not fair. and ive tried to make myself want him again and i can't.

G-Real
09-12-2007, 07:33 PM
^^^

lol, been in that boat a few times.....

its may be overly simple, but, I've learned to take the approach of "if it's meant to be, it's meant to be."

cameron_keys
09-12-2007, 08:00 PM
I just saw Cally on Playboy TV!!!! They were filming some feature contest in Canada(sorry..didnt catch which one)...woo hoo!!! Cally hotness on my TV!!!(why couldnt I have been watching on the tv that has tivo so I could save it forever?? DAMN!!!)

Lady Jade
09-12-2007, 08:16 PM
I am still totally wiped out from yesterday. I think my legs are going to fall off from all the standing/walking...

BalletBaby
09-12-2007, 08:21 PM
I have two tests tomorrow. Must go study!

Lysondra
09-12-2007, 10:33 PM
Lysondra, can I taste your Abortion?

Don't worry babe, I'll give you an abortion when I visit you.

BalletBaby
09-12-2007, 10:47 PM
^Ya'll crack me up:D

Lysondra
09-12-2007, 10:50 PM
Pffft, they hired six more topless waitresses for race week and now I'm making fuck-all and only working 3-6 hour days. I'm averaging about 75 an hour now, however, I'm hardly working. As much as $200~ dollars for three hours of work is nice, I didn't fly across the fricken continent to make $200 a day.

I actually MISS working 10 hours for $600. I was making less per hour - but I was making more overall!!

And of course, having more free time means I spend that time shopping or eating instead... and I was losing SO much weight in the beginning. I managed to get away with eating only 30 calories one of those days because I was just so busy I had a fruit snack and water. Now I'm eating steak and chips and pizza. BOO.

Lysondra
09-12-2007, 10:50 PM
^Ya'll crack me up:D

:D I'm glad Alexxa and I get along now and we can joke about how I hate babies now in a funny off-the-cuff sort of way.

Apparently I give the best abortions though.

BalletBaby
09-12-2007, 10:56 PM
Don't worry babe, I'll give you an abortion when I visit you.




Apparently I give the best abortions though.

I'm deciding which one of these to quote next:D

austinatalie
09-12-2007, 11:38 PM
My cat decided that she wasnt getting enough attention so she commandeered all my homework materials. Now she is sleeping on top of them so cutely and soundly that I don't want to disturb her, and so here I am, on Stripperweb instead of studying.

BalletBaby
09-12-2007, 11:40 PM
I'm stripperwebbing instead of studying too:-[ Can I sue if I fail my exams?

austinatalie
09-12-2007, 11:47 PM
Here is a picture of the offending study distractor:

AlexxaHex
09-12-2007, 11:50 PM
:D I'm glad Alexxa and I get along now and we can joke about how I hate babies now in a funny off-the-cuff sort of way.


Me too.
Mostly cuz I want to beat your boyfriend. *cough* That and you are pretty cool and stuff.


Apparently I give the best abortions though.

I've never heard of the "glass and bottle" method. Usually it involves a coat hanger or something.