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Did you ever see that movie "The Last Unicorn"? It was great when I was a kid. I dreamed about being some sort of weird human/unicorn mutant and not know it when I was little.
Dude american did the soundtrack..Enough said.
And i totally have the avenging unicorns along with good verses evil too.
So awesome
AlexxaHex
04-09-2007, 01:30 AM
i will start by putting $25 on metal. that girl has more drama than i think extacy knows what to do with. ;D
Werd!! I'll match your $25.
Lysondra
04-09-2007, 01:59 AM
I like stickers. Do you like stickers? How about unicorn stickers?
Chrissy68
04-09-2007, 02:07 AM
Werd!! I'll match your $25.
"i'd like to welcome you all to our celebrity death match, retitled stripper drama death match! in the blue corner we have Metal N Mitsu, coming off of a long drama with a possible sugar daddy after appearing, but not being used, on the tyra banks show. in the red corner we have Extacy in Daytona who has recently almost been jailed for marrying someone to get them their greencard. wagers accepted in the form of random cakings, unicorn horns, and lapdances as well as green. Ladies, are... you... ready? fight to the death! *ding ding ding*"
I wanna fight a few hoes...
but I sure miss sanity, xanax and sex
Oh i wish i could poop glitter
TigersMilk
04-09-2007, 02:24 AM
^^ or you could just sprinkle glitter on it? LOL
True! its' all about improvising
aussiepunkshocker
04-09-2007, 02:57 AM
I had glitter in my vomit once, It gleaned at me from the toilet!That shit gets everywhere - at the time I hadnt worn glitter for weeks! Yes, I recognised it as being my glitter too, lol!
Lysondra
04-09-2007, 02:59 AM
I had glitter in my vomit once, It gleaned at me from the toilet!That shit gets everywhere - at the time I hadnt worn glitter for weeks! Yes, I recognised it as being my glitter too, lol!
What worries me is you had to recognize it as your glitter... which makes me wonder what you were doing with your mouth around other women's glitters. :P
aussiepunkshocker
04-09-2007, 03:18 AM
Lol, thats not a bad point :-D
My point was meant to be that glitter gets everywhere thats all, it still baffles me how it ended up there!
Lysondra
04-09-2007, 03:21 AM
Aw snap, I was hoping for some cool 'I licked this stripper til I puked her glitter' story. :P
Okay, now I really wanna do that. XD
Phil-W
04-09-2007, 04:34 AM
This has indeed become a trainwreck of a thread, and I don't think very many people who have posted here have shown very creditable sides of themselves.
Let me cite Djoser as one exception - the guy sat down and tried to explain things in a slightly more than one dimensional manner.
If I read this correctly ExtacyinDaytona entered into a paper marriage so that someone from Uzbikistan (who was already married and with a family) could illegally gain US citizenship.
First problem - that's bigamy. Eg, even if Extacy had married the guy purely for money so that the guy could get into the US, the fact that he was already married invalidates Extacy's marriage.
(If the guy had been single, the marriage itself would have been legal).
Next, the guy paid a broker to arrange for the illegal marriage - this means that a lot of money changed hands; some to the broker and some to Extacy. Uzbekistan is a desparately poor country, so I wonder where the money came from.
Either the guy has an extended family who are impoverishing themselves to send this guy to the US, or there's crime involved in this somewhere.
(I'll assume that if the guy had a lot of legal money, he could have got into the US by more legal means).
So: moral choice for Extacy - if he's got an extended family in Uzbekistan who are impoverishing themselves to send him to the US, does she refund some (or all) of the money)?
This broker, who organises lots of these marriages? Must have good connections back to Uzbekistan and good connections in the US to find volunteers to marry men out of Uzbekistan.
If she paid Extacy a good deposit and several large monthly payments, it looks like this is a very lucrative business. Hate to say it, but this looks like organised crime - does Uzbekistan have crime syndicates?
Extacy, I'd consider very carefully if this broker is going to come round asking for the money back. If they do, I don't think they are going to accept no for an answer.
Neither do I think you've heard the end of it from the immigration authorities. They detected you in the commission of a crime - giving false information on your 'marriage' in order to fraudently get your 'husband' UD ctizenship.
They haven't told you it's over and done with - they've just told you that if you didn't confess to them, you'd be in a worse situation.
If you've also admitted to taking money, I think you might find the IRS or suchlike will be after it. To be blunt about it, legally, you've committed a crime, and the money you've been paid is not legal income for you.
I think you've got to face up to the possibility you might face legal action on at least two fronts.
Extacy, if I were you, there are two things I would do.
(a) I would take legal advice on my situation. I'm not an expert, but I think you must guard against the possibility of criminal charges coming out of this.
(b) I would put the money you have received in a seperate bank account. I think there's a distinct possibility either the broker who arranged the 'marriage' or the IRS may ask you for it back.
Sorry to say this, but I think this is a long way from over.
Phil.
X Evan X
04-09-2007, 04:42 AM
Aw snap, I was hoping for some cool 'I licked this stripper til I puked her glitter' story. :P
Okay, now I really wanna do that. XD
That'll give you Bees.
-E
Lysondra
04-09-2007, 04:44 AM
^ :rotfl: :rotfl:
ExtacyInDaytona
04-09-2007, 11:58 AM
I'm afraid you DID do something personally wrong to your 'husband' .
Please explain what!!!! Beacause i did nothing wrong to him He came to a woman asked for a wife she came to me asked if i wanted to marry him for money it didnt work out NO i didnt fail on purpose!!!
Chrissy68
04-09-2007, 12:29 PM
"as much as metal n mitsu tries, extacy will not go down. she keeps popping back up, like those clown-air-punching bags. i think, ladies and gentlemen, we might have a winner if extacy keeps it up..."
britt244
04-09-2007, 12:31 PM
"as much as metal n mitsu tries, extacy will not go down. she keeps popping back up, like those clown-air-punching bags. i think, ladies and gentlemen, we might have a winner if extacy keeps it up..."
:rotfl:
i just literally burst out laughing.
JustJayda
04-09-2007, 12:34 PM
"as much as metal n mitsu tries, extacy will not go down. she keeps popping back up, like those clown-air-punching bags. i think, ladies and gentlemen, we might have a winner if extacy keeps it up..."
OMG, yall' are wildin' LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
LilSweetVixen
04-09-2007, 12:38 PM
I like stickers. Do you like stickers? How about unicorn stickers?
this is officially the most random thread on SW.
Lola Rose
04-09-2007, 01:09 PM
Chriss and Alexxa, I'll bet with ya. We can bet in dances? ok, and hour in vip on mm
Lola Rose
04-09-2007, 01:10 PM
oh, and I'm :rotfl: over waste of vag! tart I love you :)
Conserve the quality vag!
gingerlee
04-09-2007, 06:19 PM
See, I quit clicking on this thread for a couple of days, but for some reason I decided to see how far gone it was. I just laughed my ass off at the last two pages! From unicorns, to glitter puke, to death match type stuff, I have been entertained.
*Calls bookie to figure out who she should bet on in the death match*
JustJayda
04-09-2007, 06:21 PM
See, I quit clicking on this thread for a couple of days, but for some reason I decided to see how far gone it was. I just laughed my ass off at the last two pages! From unicorns, to glitter puke, to death match type stuff, I have been entertained.
*Calls bookie to figure out who she should bet on in the death match*
How do you know my cousin Bookie? OHHHH! Bookie, like the bet taker dude:-[ :D
cinammonkisses
04-09-2007, 06:24 PM
"as much as metal n mitsu tries, extacy will not go down. she keeps popping back up, like those clown-air-punching bags. i think, ladies and gentlemen, we might have a winner if extacy keeps it up..."
Down goes Fraizer :fight: (didn't bernie mac say that) hehhe
gingerlee
04-09-2007, 06:28 PM
How do you know my cousin Bookie? OHHHH! Bookie, like the bet taker dude:-[ :D
You have a cousin named Bookie? Is he good at picking who will win in a fight? If he is, I'll call him.
aussiepunkshocker
04-09-2007, 06:29 PM
I think its to Extacys credit that she has at least bothered reading the whole thread after getting such a harsh response. Yeah she fucked up - no need to go on and on with the cattyness though, its SW not high school.
JustJayda
04-09-2007, 06:35 PM
You have a cousin named Bookie? Is he good at picking who will win in a fight? If he is, I'll call him.
If he was good at picking anything, he'd have picked an easier bank to rob.
Its pronounced "Boo-key", should be "Dookey", imho>:(
BrunetteGoddess
04-09-2007, 06:49 PM
I think its to Extacys credit that she has at least bothered reading the whole thread after getting such a harsh response. Yeah she fucked up - no need to go on and on with the cattyness though, its SW not high school.
Thank you Aussie. This continued harassment after the OP was ripped a new one is sickening.
Chrissy68
04-09-2007, 11:23 PM
If he was good at picking anything, he'd have picked an easier bank to rob.
Its pronounced "Boo-key", should be "Dookey", imho>:(
im sorry to laugh jayda, but.. that's funny how you said it. hehehe. (or maybe no bank at all?) but really though, this is most definitely the number one most random thread.
*runs off to find a unicorn to ride*
You know, I bet we could convince someone to put a sno cone on their head and pretend to be a unicorn that we could all ride...
I dont know who but there's a fetish for everything
Darcy Foxx
04-09-2007, 11:56 PM
*volunteers*
Will you please please put one on your head, get all sexy and send it in a get well card..like to my inbox ..I'll totally toss my panties at you
sleepyboy
04-10-2007, 10:25 PM
You know what. I was on this boat one time. It was called the Nautilus. I was talking with the captain about unicorns. We had a deep conversation. I think we were 20,000 leagues under the sea. The captain, he told me his name was Nemo, he said people were always trying to find him. Sometimes when I'm cold I put my hands inbetween the couch cushions. Sometimes I find chips. I feed them to my dog, his name is unicorn.
JustJayda
04-11-2007, 10:48 AM
im sorry to laugh jayda, but.. that's funny how you said it. hehehe. (or maybe no bank at all?) but really though, this is most definitely the number one most random thread.
*runs off to find a unicorn to ride*
hell, we all laugh at him, why shouldn't you!
We call him the peanut-butter queen, cuz we swear that mu-phucker loves jail!!!
I tried to tell him being gay is the new "black", he can stop committing crimes, and still get his reeses torn to pieces in free-society.
BrunetteGoddess
04-11-2007, 12:34 PM
Can we close this damn thread already? It isn't even CLOSE to being relevant anymore....
Darcy Foxx
04-11-2007, 12:37 PM
Will you please please put one on your head, get all sexy and send it in a get well card..like to my inbox ..I'll totally toss my panties at you
if i had a sno cone in my house, i would totally do that for you right now. but alas, i don't :(
britt244
04-11-2007, 12:55 PM
Can we close this damn thread already? It isn't even CLOSE to being relevant anymore....
apparently there's no mod here right now... but im not complaining because i think this thread is funny :D
BrunetteGoddess
04-11-2007, 01:16 PM
I thought it was funny 2 pages ago. Now it's just ridiculous to get this off topic for 3 pages. I think it's pretty rude actually.
JustJayda
04-11-2007, 01:19 PM
Awww, Corsica is mad at us. Everybody behave!
Just kidding..don't get all pissed;)
BrunetteGoddess
04-11-2007, 01:21 PM
Not mad. Just...in disbelief. Start your own unicorn thread already, and I'll be happy to contribute. Leave this girl's thread alone.
TigersMilk
04-11-2007, 01:26 PM
Oh god its just harmless thread jacking to kill the hostility of the thread itself. If it really bothers you stop reading the thread already.
BrunetteGoddess
04-11-2007, 01:28 PM
Along the same lines then.....
people could simply ignore the thread itself to kill the hostility. ;)
Come on now, we all know if there was mod around to kill it, this thread would have been dead long ago.
TigersMilk
04-11-2007, 01:29 PM
But they wont because people like drama. You just proved my point as well.
JustJayda
04-11-2007, 01:32 PM
I'm gonna try really hard, but I can't promise you anything. I've had a shot or two of Southern Comfort 100 proof.
Miss_Luscious
04-11-2007, 01:35 PM
^^^You are about to be on the floor....