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FBR
04-13-2007, 09:11 PM
You can see, actually, that I'm immature and never really got over punk rock. Like - plastic bracelets with little spikey things on them? Rule! Oh yes - I still wear that crap.

By the time punk rock came along, I was already working for a living. But I do admit to being stuck in the sixties. I still have a pair of Beatle boots. And when Mrs FBR goes to bed early I put them on (along with a lapel-less suit and skinny tie) and sneak out to the bars searching for older nostalgic women who are yearning for those day. I mean, most are a bit wrinkly...but so am I. So far, I've only found one. She was nice and all but when she got all adament that Paul is really dead, I left. I dont get where she is coming from. It was publicity. She totally missed Linda dying and Pauls current divorce drama.

FBR

evan_essence
04-14-2007, 04:00 AM
Actually another singer I kind of like is Molly McQueen - although, honestly what with her being, like, a child, I'm a little uncomfortable with it.Hmmm. Wikipedia says she's 20, so she could be dancing in my state. But I don't know. She doesn't really do anything for me in this performance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAeYe4-B0Q). If we're talking redheads, I'd choose this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob7Q-7t_Uzo).

-Ev

Phil-W
04-14-2007, 09:09 AM
If we can go back through history....

Helen of Troy - the face that launched a thousand strips.

Slightly more seriously but still from that general era, I'd be intrigued to get a lap dance from Sappo of Lesbos.

"The golden Muses gave me true riches:
When I am dead I shall not be forgotten".

Phil.

Sophia_Starina
04-14-2007, 11:05 AM
I'm gonna go w/ Vida Guerra..


Hmmmm wasn't she a dancer in Jersey?

Howie
04-14-2007, 07:11 PM
Salma Hayek
Dana Delaney
Halle Berry

Salma Hayek.

I still drool everytime I see her dance in "From Dusk to Dawn."

killingjoke
04-15-2007, 12:06 PM
Eva Green from kingdom of heaven.

doc-catfish
04-15-2007, 06:17 PM
Amy Poehler from Saturday Night Live.

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/16/33/0000001633_20060919150524.jpg?x=320&y=400&sig=hP8wkftwqsPjOGkFrBOPSQ--

evan_essence
04-15-2007, 09:20 PM
Amy Poehler from Saturday Night Live.Only if she's part of a twin bill (http://poll.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5105/TinaFeyand_Caulf_10079206_400.jpg.html?seq=2).

-Ev

lestat1
04-15-2007, 09:27 PM
Eva Longoria
Carmella DeCesare
The Buffy/Angel Girls (Buffy, Willow, Cordelia, Druscila, Fred, Dawn, and whatshername who made Angel. Anya and Willow's little ho there can take a hike)
Shakira
Jenna Haze
Claire Forlani
Britney Spears (before she became case study material in Psychology textbooks)
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mandy Moore
Lacey Chabert

Moneywise
04-15-2007, 09:42 PM
I still have a pair of Beatle boots. And when Mrs FBR goes to bed early I put them on (along with a lapel-less suit and skinny tie) and sneak out to the bars searching for older nostalgic women who are yearning for those day.


;D You are too much man. ;D

Darcy Foxx
04-16-2007, 04:08 AM
if scarlet johannsen became a stripper, i would be so far in debt that i'd need to sell one of my kidneys.

evan_essence
04-16-2007, 06:19 PM
and whatshername who made Angel.Darla. Julie Benz.

http://dexter.nsf.pl/taken/actors_img/julie_benz.jpg
http://www.behtarinkala.com/reza/1/julie-benz-1024x768-4715.jpg
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/juliebenz/julie_benz_3.jpg

-Ev

WoodyLV
04-16-2007, 07:35 PM
Mary-kate and Ashley

}:D

lestat1
04-16-2007, 08:35 PM
Mary-kate and Ashley

}:D

Circa the Full House years. :P

evan_essence
04-17-2007, 10:39 PM
Circa the Full House years. :PDooood!

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/hottest_16_tear_old_girl.gif

Bob_Loblaw
04-17-2007, 10:42 PM
that's so wrong! you could have added their years together and they still wouldn't have been legal

lestat1
04-18-2007, 05:57 AM
that's so wrong! you could have added their years together and they still wouldn't have been legal

And that's what makes it hilarious (at least to me)! :)

Hot2Trot
04-18-2007, 07:21 AM
Okay, I'll bite...

Scoff if you will, but this is my list.

I will be the first to admit that these are probably unconventional, but give it a thought:

http://www.niecynash.com/popup_images/popup8.jpg http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/fey_tina_cp_5775311.jpg
http://www.biggeststars.com/imgcontent/stars/STAR270-penelope-cruz.jpg
http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/1250/nicolerichiebongo13rs.jpg.

Hmmmm...

:flirt: .

xdamage
04-18-2007, 07:31 AM
Catherine Zeta Jones

http://hotcelebritywallpaper.com/cgi-bin/celebrity.pl?CatherineZetaJones/800CatherineZetaJones02.jpg

http://hotcelebritywallpaper.com/cgi-bin/celebrity.pl?CatherineZetaJones/800CatherineZetaJones03.jpg

Bob_Loblaw
04-18-2007, 09:38 PM
I dunno about Nicole Richie

How about...

Jenna Elfman (http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/Buscemi/Celebrity%20363-01%20Cover%20Jan%202005.jpg)
Kristanna Loken (http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Kristanna_Loken_wallpaper/Kristanna_Loken_10.jpg)
Michelle Hunziker (http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Celebrity-Girls-Wallpapers/Michelle_Hunziker_5.jpg)

Vyanka
04-19-2007, 11:50 AM
Roselyn Sanchez. Her body is amazing. Nice legs and stomach.

I'll find pics.

BTW, I wouldn't count Vida. SHe was already a stripper.

Vyanka
04-19-2007, 01:03 PM
her too. how great is that body! myra veronica


http://www.mayraveronica.com/gallery/images/gallery/1.jpg

datchapin
04-19-2007, 08:17 PM
Mayra Veronica, I didn't know her, but thanx Vyanka.

Mia, she did that lap dance for John Daily on MTV and I've been hooked since then.

Salma Hayek, drool.

Amy Lee, am I a freak? I don't care, I would so sell my car to get LD's from this chick while her music jammed.

Christian*Doll*
04-21-2007, 12:04 PM
Amanda Peet
Jaime Pressly
Faith Hill
Tori Spelling
Tara Reid
Kristen Dunst
Patrica Arquette

CalifSCVisitor65
04-21-2007, 01:45 PM
Amanda Peet
Kristen Dunst


Mmmmm good call on Amanda Peet.

LOL on Kirsten Dunst, everyone tells my ATF that she looks like Kirsten Dunst, so maybe KD is already dancing...;D

Slave of Sensation
04-21-2007, 04:40 PM
The Jessica Triplets (Alba, Simpson, Biel)


That is one of the funniest things I have heard in a while :highfive:
I would pick alba

if I could pick anyone Angelina would be my fave if you based it on looks.

Christian*Doll*
04-21-2007, 11:47 PM
Oh my bf would like me to add Jackie from that 70's Show:)

cincyguy
04-23-2007, 10:27 PM
Natalie Portman (as in "Closer")

Vyanka
04-24-2007, 12:22 PM
Roselyn Sanchez. Her body is amazing. Nice legs and stomach.

I'll find pics.

BTW, I wouldn't count Vida. SHe was already a stripper.




http://img158.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-29366/loc467/57496_23_122_467lo.jpg

Vyanka
04-24-2007, 12:26 PM
http://img136.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-29643/loc389/57491_22_122_389lo.jpghttp://img17.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-9923/loc396/57485_21_122_396lo.jpg

liberator
04-24-2007, 05:52 PM
Courtney Love and Pat Benatar

LatinaRose
04-26-2007, 04:26 AM
Vyanka - I totally agree with Roselyn Sanchez!! She is smokin!!

Christian*Doll*
04-29-2007, 11:01 AM
Courtney Love and Pat Benatar

ewww Courtney Hole?!:O Are you serious? Thats f#*king gross I cant stand that wreched whore.

LatinaRose
04-29-2007, 11:35 PM
Kim Kardashian

liberator
05-01-2007, 09:16 AM
Saw Courtney flash during a Hole Concert. She ain't half bad. Anyway I forgot about Lita Ford and Scabia who sings for Lacuna Coil.

Sophia_Starina
05-06-2007, 04:37 PM
Saw Courtney flash during a Hole Concert. She ain't half bad. Anyway I forgot about Lita Ford and Scabia who sings for Lacuna Coil.


YUCK! Do you really want a girl named "Scabia" dancing for you? Sounds very contagious! UGH *gag* hahahaha.

Sophia_Starina
05-06-2007, 10:37 PM
Ewwwww!

FourWinns
05-08-2007, 06:59 PM
Gabby - one of Bob Barker's babes.

Bob_Loblaw
05-08-2007, 10:33 PM
*snicker* I couldn't imagine being approached by a dancer with that name and not laughing.

Dancer - "Hi, I'm Clitoria. Wanna dance?"
BL - "Sorry? What?"
Dancer - "Clitoria. Wanna dance?"
BL - "I'm sorry, it's loud in here. What was your name?"
Dancer - "Clitoria. Wanna dance?"
BL - "What?"
Dancer - "Just say no if you don't want a dance! Asshole!"
BL - "What?"

evan_essence
05-20-2007, 01:52 PM
YUCK! Do you really want a girl named "Scabia" dancing for you? Sounds very contagious! UGH *gag* hahahaha.Okay, you're bustin' on my girl. >:( First of all, it's her last name, not a stage name. Her first name is Cristina. She's Italian. And given she's the front woman for Lacuna Coil, her dancing doesn't include laps, at least not publicly.

Second, Scabbia has two B's in it, not one.

Third, read 'em and weep, beotches (http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/Gothmom23/040821cristina_scabbia_l1.jpg). :P

-Ev

Bob_Loblaw
05-20-2007, 02:34 PM
Just for the hell of it, I googled Clitoria and apparently, it's a purple flower (http://www.hear.org/starr/hiplants/images/thumbnails/html/clitoria_ternatea.htm) that looks just like its namesake.

Christian*Doll*
05-22-2007, 05:55 PM
What about the chick from Species I cant remember her name but shes really hot

GenWar
05-22-2007, 08:02 PM
Artie Lange?

Bob_Loblaw
05-26-2007, 11:58 AM
Portia De Rossi. I'd turn lesbian if I was a woman.

evan_essence
05-27-2007, 09:22 PM
Portia De Rossi. I'd turn lesbian if I was a woman.That surgery can be arranged.

-Ev

Bob_Loblaw
05-27-2007, 10:13 PM
Unfortunately, I can't afford the time off work I'd need to recover. I'll just have to deal with being a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Sectumsempra
05-28-2007, 08:15 AM
Keira Knightley
Natalie Portman
Jessica Alba (as a brunette)
Jena Malone
Anne Hathaway
Alison Lohman
Alexis Bledel
The Olsen Twins
Lindsay Lohan
Hilary Duff
Amanda Bynes
Evan Rachel Wood

And starting April 15, 2008... Emma Watson :P~

Vyanka
05-29-2007, 12:51 PM
Talisa Soto. Saw her in an old movie over the wknd. Beautiful, and a fellow native too. :flirt:

http://www.ultimatecelebrities.com/actresses/talisa_soto/index.shtml

Slave of Sensation
05-29-2007, 10:50 PM
Portia De Rossi. I'd turn lesbian if I was a woman.
Second that she is so hot

RedZ28
05-29-2007, 11:23 PM
Shana Hiatt
Elisabeth Harnois
Elisha Cuthbert
Marisol Nichols
Danneel Harris
Rachel Bilson