View Full Version : He tried to charge me for sex!
blayze
04-11-2007, 04:01 PM
what would be hilarious is if you went to the police and said he was a prostitute! of course, it would be your word vs his, however he did offer sex for a set price, which of course, you refused, so i dont think it would get you into any trouble.
i just think it would be hilarious for him to get brought up on prostitution charges!
Vyanka
04-11-2007, 04:01 PM
Holy shit. What a freak! I believe that is the strangest thing I've ever heard of a guy doing in bed. Psychologically.
Totally agreed that you need to write about this -- do one of these! (http://www.janemag.com/contact/itHappenedToMe)
Oh, hey, did you think about saying "OK" to his rate and then giving him $2.25?
hahahaha
Emily, he must've had an intention to do that. You think? Or is he really that narsitistic(sp?)??? :O wtf. Really is weird. lol
MishaBliss
04-11-2007, 05:19 PM
This is HILarious. He honestly sounds like such a dick...and only a dick :rotfl:
Wow...just wow :rotfl:
...and that he took a bottle of water on his way out...WTF? Don't you wish you could make him see himself clearly?! I'd love to be there for that moment :rotfl:
Silky
04-11-2007, 07:54 PM
He must love the "magic stick" song by 50 cent and lil kim i think it's by.
Fucker.
Susan Wayward
04-11-2007, 07:59 PM
Emily, they're yappy and hyper, but they're little dogs and that's how little dogs are! I've seen worse. I sure wouldn't kick them out of your bed if I was lucky enough to be in it, that's for sure. I think you should use the dog relations test in general, even for casual sex.
jaizaine
04-11-2007, 08:13 PM
He hated the dogs, that would have been enough for me!
The dogs prob hated him too and dogs are a great judge of character.
I hope he ends up having lots of deuce bigalo experiences.
Bridgette
04-11-2007, 08:31 PM
OMG I'm sorry. What an ass!! Although it IS funny - he sure has a rude awakening waiting for him ;D
Agreed with Susan on the dog test. Your doggies tore his pants because they already knew he was a shithead. The pets know these things!! I swear they can smell it ;)
JustJayda
04-11-2007, 08:31 PM
maybe he pulled this crap on a dare!
Em, you're on candid camera or some shit like that, lol
Zabrina
04-11-2007, 08:53 PM
Was he drunk when this happened? Maybe hes a really shitty drunk. Which is still no excuse, but it could explain the sheer outrageousness.
I'm stunned! This is just so crazy, the nerve of this guy!!
AlexxaHex
04-11-2007, 09:01 PM
I'm sorry you had to deal with such a scumbag, Emily! You are so high up on the hotness scale. And you have so much going for you that anyone would be unbelievably lucky to have a chance with you.
I can't believe the NERVE of some men! Why were you paying for meals? Is he jobless? Sounds like he's more of an asshole than this, even. If he would pull such a stunt, then he must have a whole other bag of neurotic bullshit up his sleeve. Good thing you didn't get into a relationship with him, and I pity the woman who is lonely and desperate enough to do so. This isn't just about ego, I think. He must be suffering from actual delusions to just walk out of a "relationship" over something that would be so trivial to most people.
I agree about the "dog test". My cats didn't like my ex very much, and they hated my brother and one of my ex-roommates. All of them turned out to be assholes.
Bridgette
04-11-2007, 09:05 PM
Oy. I just checked out his profile. The dude is totally deluded LOL!!
Em, in the not-too-distant future you will think back on this and wonder why you thought he was that special ;) Good sex can make for some serious rose-colored glasses....
sc0101
04-11-2007, 09:18 PM
Bwhahahaha is all I can think of saying. You should have said "If I'm going to start paying you now, you owe a lot of debt."
Paintbaby
04-11-2007, 09:22 PM
Send him a dvd of Midnight Cowboy , with a note that says "Best of luck in your new career, Joe Buck!"
Chrissy68
04-11-2007, 11:43 PM
Was he drunk when this happened? Maybe hes a really shitty drunk. Which is still no excuse, but it could explain the sheer outrageousness.
I'm stunned! This is just so crazy, the nerve of this guy!!
thats what i asked last night, but she said no, he was not inebriated at all. that was the ONLY excuse i could even slightly accept for it though. and even then... oh helllllll no.
Kaiyla
04-12-2007, 12:58 AM
What a complete and total turd.>:(
Roulette
04-12-2007, 01:09 AM
wow. that is so not real. I think I would have laughed in his face and told him him he was just a small fish in a big sea. My bf and I occasionally slip eachother some cash before or after we have sex but it's more of a joke than anything else. (I gave him a $1 once and he got all excited because he was a "cheap ho") I cannot believe that guy, what a tool. hahaha I'm sorry but I cannot stop laughing.
blondhottie
04-12-2007, 01:50 AM
He sounds like an asshole-Emily is way too pretty to have to pay for sex. Shit, even fat nasty girls don't have to pay for sex. They just have to go to the bars and find someone drunk enough. ;D If he wants to get paid for sex, maybe he'd have better luck with gay men. That is, ugly gay men. The hot gay men don't have to pay for it either.
It says on his match.com profile that he makes between $75,001 and $100,000/year. I know you make good money, but shit, when you went out and did stuff, should've made his lame ass pay! ;D
NatalieFRPhilly
04-12-2007, 05:32 AM
Wow Em sorry you had to go through this....what a douche.
Embyr
04-12-2007, 05:36 AM
This is one of the funniest things I have heard in a while...
Dating Strippers for Egomaniacs 101: You Must Outdo Them Sexually and Financially By Going One Giant Step Above and Beyond: Super-Fabulous and Famously Desired Escort! :D
mollyzmoon
04-12-2007, 08:33 AM
Holy shit! What a crazy loser! And then he thinks you can still be movie buddies? bwahhaha. That guy's head is so far up his ass...
I agree with others- write it up for Jane and make $1000!! (that's what they used to pay, anyway).
I'm sorry Emily...I don't know what I would've done. Some people can be so deluded, it's scary.
teeth_of_the_hydra
04-12-2007, 09:09 AM
My condolences, Emily. That guy... is a nutjob and a chode, and I'm sorry you had to deal with his chodey nutjob shenanigans. But on the bright side, at least your relationship with this nutjob chode ended in a way that'll make for a funny story later.
Also on the bright side, I hope he enjoys a sore and questionable future of taking it up the butt. He DOES know that most male prostitutes service men, right?
Lola Rose
04-12-2007, 10:47 AM
Emily, I had to tell this story to a few of my girlfriends! I was vague about who, I just said it's a friend who lives far away. They were totally shocked, espically when I said you're super hot! They were like, wtf? is he gay?
BrunetteGoddess
04-12-2007, 11:05 AM
Any updates Em? This was hilarious!
Emily
04-12-2007, 11:07 AM
^^^ha, not gay, just an ego maniac.
I'm touched that you think this story is that interesting, because there are a lot of interesting stories on here!
Yeah, he does make okay money, but he still had no problem letting me pay. After awhile, it did start to annoy me, but I didn't pay for everything....just most things. He was so freaking cheap. We had a minor argument the other night when he tried to tip $5 on a $41 check at dinner.
I guess the dog test is good test. The only good guy that "got away" loved my dogs.
And I haven't heard from him. But I'm not upset or anything. If he comes around, I'll post.
BrunetteGoddess
04-12-2007, 11:16 AM
Dogs know all.
Lola Rose
04-12-2007, 11:29 AM
Ya, but almost all of the other good storied are SC stories. And I know my girlies are glad to hear saomething NOT about a SC!
KamrynAnne
04-12-2007, 12:55 PM
what a looser... who the hell does he think he is???? he aint all that great... please don't ever associate with him again... i beg u.. haha
Susan Wayward
04-12-2007, 01:00 PM
Wow, doesn't like your dogs and a shitty tipper -- either of those alone are enough to disqualify a guy, but both together? eww.
I like how it was $225. Not $200, but $225.
I'm cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeaper. ;D Come to rozz!
Emily
04-12-2007, 02:28 PM
Wow, doesn't like your dogs and a shitty tipper -- either of those alone are enough to disqualify a guy, but both together? eww.
I know. I was shocked when he did that and asked him why he thought it was acceptable to tip less than 15% even though we had decent service.
He said it was okay because it was an Asian restaurant and since it's a family running it, they all split everything.
So when I started to pull out a $20 he got all pissy and added $2 more, which I still don't think was enough, but it was at least 15%
2 fucking dollars he was arguing over...
this was the date before everything fell apart, but I won't pretend like he didn't show signs of cheapness before. Being cheap and demanding money for sex are two totally different things though!
And I definitely won't associate with him anymore.
xbloodydewdropx
04-12-2007, 03:47 PM
Damn....I looked at his profile, and he is NOT all that.....not by a long shot. That ego of his is supported by a foundation of sand. Anyways...glad you discovered his real personality now rather than later. Even if the sex was good, it's not worth having to put up with bullshit like that. Emily, you are way too pretty for this scenario to even have one iota of credibility. Next!
oodlesofnoodles
04-12-2007, 08:18 PM
LOL. I was going to say maybe he had a secret kink, to be paid for sex, but it sounds like he is just cheap. What a freak!
virgoamm
04-12-2007, 08:25 PM
Wow, what a douche! I honestly cannot believe that he had the cajones to even try and pull something like that. First of all, girls don't have to pay for sex and certainly not hot strippers!
cinammonkisses
04-12-2007, 08:30 PM
Wow, what a weird situation...I guess you pumped his ego up so big that now he'll probably look into actually being a real life man-whore. Well you already said you both knew it was going no where...
idreamofaislin
04-12-2007, 09:36 PM
At dinner last night he said he wants to retire at 32 and then start his presidential campaign. I just laughed. He is seriously convinced he can do it even though he has no background in politics.
Not to mention he couldn't be elected until he was 45! That's one sucky, long-ass campaign! XD
miabella
04-12-2007, 10:22 PM
um, the age is 35, actually, to be president. and with campaigns running years on end now, that retirement age would be just fine towards that end.
that said, this dude was not exactly of premium quality, even including the supar!cock.
but at the same time, i think it's a bit disingenuous for girls to run around seeking fuckbuddies while they search for mr. right. i don't think one can reasonably expect to stumble upon mr. right amidst disporting oneself with random assorted cocks. you won't really be in the same mental and psychological place that someone looking for committment and marriage would be in, honestly. you can casual sex it up or you can tell guys you want committment/longterm/marriage, but i don't think you can successfully do both at the same time.
Dottie Rebel
04-12-2007, 10:37 PM
but at the same time, i think it's a bit disingenuous for girls to run around seeking fuckbuddies while they search for mr. right. i don't think one can reasonably expect to stumble upon mr. right amidst disporting oneself with random assorted cocks. you won't really be in the same mental and psychological place that someone looking for committment and marriage would be in, honestly. you can casual sex it up or you can tell guys you want committment/longterm/marriage, but i don't think you can successfully do both at the same time.
So you just put your pussy away while you're searching for Mr. Right? No thank you!
In my experience, people out there "searching for Mr. Right" put off more of a desperate, needy vibe than anything. You can't go searching for Mr. Right by holding off on the rest of your life.
Corgan
04-12-2007, 10:50 PM
you're too hot for him anyway emily!!! i'd do you for free :)
ExoticEngineer
04-13-2007, 03:00 AM
^^ Ditto!!! AND I'd buy HER breakfast in the morn!
Wow, what a story...damn Emily...I don't even know what to say.... good riddance?
Susan Wayward
04-13-2007, 04:10 AM
you can casual sex it up or you can tell guys you want committment/longterm/marriage, but i don't think you can successfully do both at the same time.
Or you can go along without preconceived ideas of what you're looking for, enjoy your life, and be pleasantly shocked one day when Mr. Right Now turns out to be Mr. Right.
And not for nothing, but Emily's not exactly looking to haul anyone to the altar. She is very confident and independent and not husband shopping.
Vyanka
04-13-2007, 06:58 AM
you're too hot for him anyway emily!!! i'd do you for free :)
I was thinking the same. You're too pretty for him Emily. He should be paying you! Anyway, i'm sure you'll find another good fuck. 8)
Um... what the fuck???
What a jerk! Im pretty speechless too.
Emily
04-13-2007, 09:51 AM
yeah, I don't see anything wrong with having a casual relationship while looking for something more serious. Of course, it has to be mutually beneficial for both people, and now...it is not.
Still no word from him.
idreamofaislin
04-13-2007, 10:33 AM
^ *giggle* I wonder if he realized just how stupid trying to charge *you* to have sex with *him* was and now he's hiding. XD
phillyvixen
04-13-2007, 02:11 PM
OMG he is 24 and lives in downingtown there is a good chance i know him
What a fool to behave like that!
Minette
04-13-2007, 02:25 PM
What. An. Idiot. Some people should just get have to get a big red I printed on their foreheads and have to go through life with them. Oh, and looking at his main picture - not that hot. You'll trade up in no time.
Emily
04-13-2007, 02:36 PM
yeah, he's not that hot!
I mean, he meets my minimum standards, but not hot enough to demand money for sex.
I'm just bummed out because it was good sex amd 242 is right. A good "booty call" is hard to find.
Roulette
04-13-2007, 05:17 PM
but at the same time, i think it's a bit disingenuous for girls to run around seeking fuckbuddies while they search for mr. right. i don't think one can reasonably expect to stumble upon mr. right amidst disporting oneself with random assorted cocks. you won't really be in the same mental and psychological place that someone looking for committment and marriage would be in, honestly. you can casual sex it up or you can tell guys you want committment/longterm/marriage, but i don't think you can successfully do both at the same time.
Oh now that is just silly. for one thing not everyone is in search of Mr. Right... Secondly my current b/f and I started out as fuck buddies. In the begining he was one of two... You test the waters until you find a pool you like... then go swimming until someone blows the whistle. We're coming up on our 1 year of getting together and in Nov we'll have been "officially" together for a year... He's a great guy and we've had a lot of fun together. I think it's fine to have a fuck buddy while you're lookin around.
Magdalena_666
04-13-2007, 07:56 PM
Emily,
This is seriously one of the most entertaining things I have EVER read on SW. I burst out laughing several times while reading everything.
I'm just as shocked as everyone else on here by how bizarre this guy is. And I agree that you were WAY to hot for him in the first place!
Dottie Rebel
04-13-2007, 08:40 PM
^^I agree completely. I think some kind of award is in order.