View Full Version : He tried to charge me for sex!
scarlett_vancouver
04-13-2007, 09:14 PM
Totally. I love this thread.
Lola Rose
04-14-2007, 12:54 AM
Or you can go along without preconceived ideas of what you're looking for, enjoy your life, and be pleasantly shocked one day when Mr. Right Now turns out to be Mr. Right.
And not for nothing, but Emily's not exactly looking to haul anyone to the altar. She is very confident and independent and not husband shopping.
This made my day susan. Sometimes I feel like I'll never meet anyone good if I keep messing around, and this is exactly what I needed to hear.
Emily
04-14-2007, 01:14 AM
he text messaged me tonight as I was driving into work...."working tonight?"
This pissed me off. He was acting like nothing ever happened and I'd be so pleased to have the chance to see him again on a Friday night.
And of course I worked tonight. Idiot. I totally ignored it.
mermaidnz
04-14-2007, 01:22 AM
lmfao :)
this whole thread is a hoot! what a shitty thing to go thru, yet, somehow it provided us all with hours of entertainment and laughs :)
Lola Rose
04-14-2007, 02:54 AM
Emily, you should have responded with, "yes, vip rooms start at 100$"
TigersMilk
04-14-2007, 08:48 AM
I had to come back and read this thread again. Just for chuckles. I want to thieve this story and turn it into a blog relating to how hard it is to find a good booty call.
Chrissy68
04-14-2007, 02:38 PM
heh, yea, i told her not to respond but then again it would have been fun to fuck with him a bit.. sure, i have a half hour rate at $200.. lol.
DylanAngel
04-14-2007, 03:59 PM
heh, yea, i told her not to respond but then again it would have been fun to fuck with him a bit.. sure, i have a half hour rate at $200.. lol.
Don't you mean $225?;)
Susan Wayward
04-15-2007, 03:29 AM
I think some kind of award is in order.
Well, he's for sure going to be the frontrunner in the 2007 SW Douche of the Year Awards, along with 242_fair's husband.
Lysondra
04-15-2007, 04:28 AM
I'd go back just to see what he says again... 'cause I'm the type to stick around in hilarious situations just for the humour.
I wonder if he'll SMS again...
kristi
04-15-2007, 04:40 AM
Can we make this thread a sticky? :) You can't write this stuff!
LoveSexMoney
04-15-2007, 05:29 AM
Wow, this is just surreal! I can't imagine how I would feel if that happened to me!
LilSweetVixen
04-15-2007, 09:12 AM
I don't get what the problem is with him charging for sex.
LoveSexMoney
04-15-2007, 09:24 AM
Nevermind that he was giving it up for free, how about he tried to charge her the moment before he stuck his dick in???? No professional tries to surreptitiously charge for sex RIGHT AS THEY'RE ABOUT TO PUT THE PENIS IN VAGINA! The very idea is absurd!
ExoticEngineer
04-15-2007, 09:54 AM
I don't get what the problem is with him charging for sex.
Let's say, every other day or so you come to your favorite chair. It's so comfy, and your butt fits it just right, and it's warm and soft and you really really enjoy sitting in it. And the chair doesn't mind either, you have a nice butt and you treat the chair very well. So you two have a great thing going on here.....and you tell your chair, just how comfy it is, and how much you enjoy sitting in it, thinking maybe the chair would like hearing these things...
Then one day you go to sit in your favorite chair, and you're really looking forward to it, and then just as you are about to plant your happy ass in it's great big soft cushion the chair says "that'll be $225"
Regardless of if the chair actually deserves the 225 or not, it's still a fucked up thing to do. Bad chair! Bad!
Emily
04-15-2007, 11:10 AM
Bad chair! LOL!
Yeah I think he had this most awesome plan in the world and realized it backfired.
I am half tempted to reply to him but I want him to work a little harder.
DylanAngel
04-15-2007, 11:12 AM
I don't get what the problem is with him charging for sex.
This is sarcastic right? And you just forgot to put the emoticon in?
::)
242_fair
04-15-2007, 11:22 AM
Please, no.
I am half tempted to reply to him but I want him to work a little harder.
Emily
04-15-2007, 02:28 PM
don't worry....I'm not gonna sleep with him. I just want to mess with him. It's more for my ego than anything else.
ETA: he just left a voicemail asking me to call him back so he can "explain" things...because I should know him well enough that he usually thinks things through, but apparently "didn't think it through enough this time."
I'm not calling back.
Lola Rose
04-15-2007, 04:34 PM
hah!!! wait till he calls again! and then let him explain, so you can come tell us! lol.
edit: funny that you got the call on your day off.... hmmm. he totally thinks he's still gonna score!
Andygirl
04-15-2007, 04:36 PM
don't worry....I'm not gonna sleep with him. I just want to mess with him. It's more for my ego than anything else.
ETA: he just left a voicemail asking me to call him back so he can "explain" things...because I should know him well enough that he usually thinks things through, but apparently "didn't think it through enough this time."
I'm not calling back.
Ooooh, I love it that he's messaging you and calling. He's realizing what an ass he was. I hope you teach him a lesson!
242_fair
04-15-2007, 05:34 PM
Well its just such a bizarre situation and honestly in your place I might call just so I understand what the hell he was thinking. Like the curiosity would kill me. Of course I would record the call with the Spy Phone and post it on YouTube with helarious summary such as "Wanna-Be Gigilo Explains His Gigilo Fantasy Gone Wrong" then send the link to any of his friends.
But at the end of the day, he walked out of your house and ignored you for a week. So I feel ya on letting him grovel some and never talking again.
Chrissy68
04-15-2007, 05:46 PM
i texted her back and said she needs to text to hear what he thinks is possibly ok for an excuse of this behavior. she's actually working tonight lola, since there was *supposed* to be a baseball game but it's been rained out..
she should follow thru on the fucking-with-him. i mean really, he deserves it!!
Dottie Rebel
04-15-2007, 06:01 PM
^^I agree that he needs to be fucked with. Personally, I would go balls-to-the-wall on it. I think I'd call him and tell him that I was embarassed at first at the thought of having to pay for sex, but I've come to accept that if I want dick THAT good, a girl like me just has to pay for it. I'd tell him that I have a fantasy I'd really love to act out and would he help me, since he's a professional now: a handsome, witty, dashing guy comes into my club, gets a long VIP while wooing me and buying champagne, and then invites me back to his fancy hotel room for sex. You'll have to pay for the VIP and the hotel room upfront--you know, to keep the fantasy real. I'll pay you back when we settle up for my dream night of passion, my little stud-for-hire!
Optimist
04-15-2007, 06:11 PM
^^^^^Whooo hoo hoo!!!! Dottie, I think I love you! BRILLIANT!
Dottie Rebel
04-15-2007, 06:56 PM
^^ Heartless Bitches unite!
FrustratedBunny
04-15-2007, 07:08 PM
he doesn't like dogs=he sucks
I agree. Fuck him (not literally)
Chrissy68
04-16-2007, 12:22 AM
bahahahah, dottie i love it.
RoseWhite
04-16-2007, 08:03 AM
Dottie, that's awesome.
I agree that he needs to be VERY subtly fucked with in SOME way. Take your time and calculate, so whatever you decide to do is perfectly to the point.
Personally, I think you should mail him a check for $2.25. And never speak/txt him ever again. Do you have his snailmail address?
Dottie Rebel
04-16-2007, 08:08 AM
^^If brevity is the soul of wit, that's just...perfect.
Emily
04-16-2007, 10:06 AM
I can paypal!
I am still trying to find out what's going on. He sent me a cryptic text last night saying, "I'm sorry, but I just don't know how to ask for help."
I don't know if it was a sexual thing or money. I asked him to clarify and he said he'd send an e-mail about it.
Now I think he's a gold digger!
Jenny
04-16-2007, 10:16 AM
Aha!
"You know, my mother needs an operation, and my dog is sick..."
Katrine
04-16-2007, 01:07 PM
Does this kid think he can play a stripper for sugar-money? Ummmm....perhaps he should have chosen someone who works in ANY OTHER INDUSTRY?
That's funny. Emily, if you have them at your club, perhaps you should introduce him to one of those strippers that is always broke and always has some bs story to tell her regulars so she can get hunks of cash!
Emily
04-16-2007, 01:24 PM
I know. I really want to teach him how to hustle because he sucks at it.
Lola Rose
04-16-2007, 01:49 PM
hah! hustle lessons, 225 an hour!
on a side not, it really is hard to kfind a great fuck buddy....
scarlett_vancouver
04-16-2007, 10:43 PM
Dear Emily's thread abut guy who tried to charge for sex:
I love you. Just when I think you've satisfied me as much as possible, you come back with more. I can't wait to see you, knowing that you only get better and better with time. Until we next meet, your devoted fan-
Scarlett
(Emily, you MUST fuck with him!)
Chrissy68
04-17-2007, 12:54 AM
^:rotfl: i love the letter scarlett!
Roulette
04-17-2007, 06:19 AM
"I'm sorry, but I just don't know how to ask for help."
hahahahahaha whaaaaat?! hahaha this terribleness only gets better and better.
missjzone
04-17-2007, 08:45 AM
I can paypal!
I am still trying to find out what's going on. He sent me a cryptic text last night saying, "I'm sorry, but I just don't know how to ask for help."
I don't know if it was a sexual thing or money. I asked him to clarify and he said he'd send an e-mail about it.
Now I think he's a gold digger!
can you say ignore and move on
Emily
04-17-2007, 09:33 AM
I just can't ignore it! I'm truly fascinated by all this and yeah, I want to make him grovel a little.
He called again last night during a time I'm normally driving to work (so I assume he figured I'd answer unless I was ignoring his calls...which I was. No voicemail. Still no explanation.
kandie_kitten
04-17-2007, 11:33 AM
No! Dont ignore and move on!
I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I watch this thread with great glee, waiting for updates }:D
Roulette
04-17-2007, 12:29 PM
^^^ hahahahahaha true!! When I opened this seeing you'd posed I thought to myself "The Epic Saga of Emily and the Tasteless Douche"!!!!
I mean you know, as much as I'd like you to ignore him because really he isn't worth the time and energy I really love reading this thread and I like fucking with assholes... And boys are so easy to play with.
Emily
04-17-2007, 01:35 PM
update:
he left me a voicemail this afternoon, something like:
"I know you're home and I know you're up, so I assume you're ignoring my calls. I made a bad move, but it's just that I've always been independent and never could ask for help. I know I went about it all the wrong way. Call me. If you don't I guess I'll leave you alone."
I text:
"so you tried to hustle me. Nice try."
He texted back:
"Look, things came up thast day and you jokingly said you'd pay me for sex. Look, it was a bad move, ok? But everything prior to that was genuine, and I think that's pretty obvious."
he calls, I don't answer.
I text:
"It was def a bad move. Your greed made you come off as pathetic. I have nothing to say to you. Please stop calling. There is no way I can respect myself if I see you again."
And his douchebag reply....
"lol. OK."
Roulette
04-17-2007, 01:55 PM
^^^ sorry but that made me laugh!! "lol. ok." really?!?! hahahhahaha Oh my word.. men are well.. dumb. Sorry he's such a trud Emily!!
Miss Jessica
04-17-2007, 02:11 PM
I never tell a guy who's good that he is good. He probably knows it already and it would inflate he's ego too much, so I'll say "you're not bad" w/ a sexy sly smile so it doesn't appear that I'm dissing him. If a guy isn't up to par, then I'd tell him he's better than he actually is to give him a little ego boost (if I care enough to). But I've had that turn on me as well, and the guy whom I tried to give a lil confidence boost get way too full of himself. :banghead: So in the future, I'm going to stick w/my first line. LoL :P
242_fair
04-17-2007, 03:42 PM
I think your reply was fair and measured.
"lol, ok" is such a total duche reply. If I got that, I would wish I had ignored him altogether.
But can I ask you something? ( And I am not in any way validating what he did, but I want to know...) is it possible he was really flat broke and needed 200$? Like is he shitting you maybe, or is there actually a chance he needed some cash?
Because this is so surreal.
Emily
04-17-2007, 03:50 PM
I think it's probably true that he needed the money, especially after the cheap tip situation at dinner that night.
And I doubt I would have given him the money, but I would still be with him if he just asked instead of demanding it in exchange for sex.
242_fair
04-17-2007, 04:04 PM
Ha well at least he didn't try to steal it out of your purse, fuck if he was desp enough to be a gigalo...
Lola Rose
04-17-2007, 07:25 PM
lol. ok
omgosh....
Jenny
04-17-2007, 07:32 PM
I also enjoy the "lol". Like "the fact that you would rather drive a nail through your tongue than see me again makes me... laugh. Out loud, in fact."