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Lysondra
04-17-2007, 07:33 PM
Oh my oh my.. what a... well, douche. At least THIS douche won't be in your vagina anytime soon.

AlexxaHex
04-18-2007, 12:17 AM
Congratulations on NOT dealing with this twatwaffle any longer! Now you can make room for a decent guy who can properly tip and at least pretend to like your doggies.

Chrissy68
04-18-2007, 02:02 AM
emily informed me that he not only removed her from his top 8 on myspace, but deleted her from his friends list overall. so i asked permission (and was given it) to fuck with him. so i sent him this myspace message:

So i hear you have a little problem. well, I can help. i'd be very willing to pay you a rate higher than you ask, $250, for a visit with you. however, i'd need you to fulfill my fetish. i'd need you to dress up in a suit, put on an apron (i have one here) and clean my kitchen and bathroom. i look forward to hearing back.


i hope you all laugh at that like i did. ;D

Chrissy68
04-18-2007, 02:23 AM
heh, 20 minutes later im still laughing.. muahahaha! im eeeeevil. }:D

Chrissy68
04-18-2007, 07:46 AM
yes!
"Unbelievable. You two have no idea the situation my family is in.
Your now blocked.
nhr "


;D

as if that's an excuse for the behavior... ha! im tempted to try to reply (dunno if i can being 'blocked') btw, "i'ts you're not your" hehehe.

Jenny
04-18-2007, 07:52 AM
My God! It is just... so immature and socially gauche of you to mock me after I tried to elicit money from a regular sexual partner for sex - after I had already started no less! I mean - I NEEDED that money. For something very important that should become your concern somehow. What's the problem? I regularly give money to girls who regularly have sex with me just because they ask for it. A little karma here would be nice.

Emily
04-18-2007, 10:40 AM
yeah, it's used to grate on my nerves that "you're" is not in his written vocabulary. I got basically the same thing in my myspace mail. Boo hoo...

You guys have no idea what my family is going through right now. The two of you are unbelievable. I'm blocking you both - neither I, nor my family need to deal with this. I am truly, truly, sorry that things came to this.

nhr

Chrissy68
04-18-2007, 10:47 AM
My God! It is just... so immature and socially gauche of you to mock me after I tried to elicit money from a regular sexual partner for sex - after I had already started no less! I mean - I NEEDED that money. For something very important that should become your concern somehow. What's the problem? I regularly give money to girls who regularly have sex with me just because they ask for it. A little karma here would be nice.

i know. im such an asshole, trying to mock someone who behaved in such a fashion. what was i thinking, paying for sex IS the way to go... ::)

TheSexKitten
04-18-2007, 11:34 AM
yeah, it's used to grate on my nerves that "you're" is not in his written vocabulary. I got basically the same thing in my myspace mail. Boo hoo...

You guys have no idea what my family is going through right now. The two of you are unbelievable. I'm blocking you both - neither I, nor my family need to deal with this. I am truly, truly, sorry that things came to this.

nhr

:D The fact that he's trying to turn it around on you is PRICELESS!

Emily
04-18-2007, 11:43 AM
I know.

I think he's doing whatever he can to take the high road because he's so embarrassed.

VenusGoddess
04-18-2007, 06:33 PM
I think you should blog the whole thing on MySpace... :devil: and then send him the link for it. hah!

Yekhefah
04-18-2007, 06:36 PM
This is the funniest damn thing ever. OMG. And it just keeps getting better. His poor family! I bet *I* know the situation they're in... they are related to this twatwaffle! Cue the violins!

:laughing:

madmaxine
04-18-2007, 06:44 PM
I don't buy the "monetary/family distress situation" excuse. I think he just felt like being a jerk. IF he was serious about being a gigilo, he could have tried talking Emily into selling live sex shows to other people (there is a market). Or selling his ass literally, there's a market for that too...

Tell him the Blood Bank pays for plasma & they prefer males because they have higher blood volume & faster recovery time. IF he's that hard up.

Yekhefah
04-18-2007, 06:57 PM
^^^ Yup, he could sell his semen too. Hey, it's almost as good as being a gigolo!

Lola Rose
04-18-2007, 07:00 PM
Omg. How fucking lame... my family.... lol. I need money! So let me put my big ol dick in you and ask for a couple hundy!

rediculous!

The one and only Raven
04-18-2007, 07:02 PM
Wow... Where the fuck have I been? I have been missing all the fun. Emily, what a great story. I'm thinking we could make it into a made for tv movie.

This reminds me of some stupid myspace bulletin I filled out: what not to say during sex. I said, your brother was wwwaaaaayyy better... I should have said.... That will be $225, please!

What a douche. Don't worry, you will find a better fuck buddy. One who's not a lameo douche bag.

Krystal

Roulette
04-19-2007, 05:55 AM
W I'm thinking we could make it into a made for tv movie.


hahahahaha it would totally air on Lifetime!!

GoldCoastGirl
04-19-2007, 08:47 AM
Okay so sue me I'm a bit late to this thread.........


Yeah, you're too good for that. Too bad he was the BEST you ever had and he walked out. Perhaps now a quest to find a new best?!

True! I have been there. I thought "Mt Isa Boy" was a pretty decent fuck then came along "Tim the Fireman". It was a fairly decent time between the two however another decent fuck-buddy came along YAY!

You will find someone who will beat this guy and he won't want to become a man-whore ;D

funlatina82
04-19-2007, 07:12 PM
I never tell a guy who's good that he is good. He probably knows it already and it would inflate he's ego too much, so I'll say "you're not bad" w/ a sexy sly smile so it doesn't appear that I'm dissing him. If a guy isn't up to par, then I'd tell him he's better than he actually is to give him a little ego boost (if I care enough to). But I've had that turn on me as well, and the guy whom I tried to give a lil confidence boost get way too full of himself. :banghead: So in the future, I'm going to stick w/my first line. LoL :P

I agree 100% Don't ever tell a guy is good. That goes to their heads too much.

Emily, I can't stay away from this thread. I love it!!

ExoticEngineer
04-20-2007, 03:55 PM
His family needed the money? Wait wait wait a friggen second here. They are in a terrible situation...one that could be cleared up with $225? Well shit, SURELY he could have borrowed that amount from someone instead of pulling the alltime asshat (still love that word!) move of the century!

Trying to think of what sort of situation that is dire, and can also be cleared up with $225.

Any takers?

Roulette
04-24-2007, 01:39 PM
His family needed the money? Wait wait wait a friggen second here. They are in a terrible situation...one that could be cleared up with $225? Well shit, SURELY he could have borrowed that amount from someone instead of pulling the alltime asshat (still love that word!) move of the century!

Trying to think of what sort of situation that is dire, and can also be cleared up with $225.

Any takers?

He desperately needed his head deflated? The splintered stick removed from his ass? His dog needed teeth pulled?

Emiliana
04-24-2007, 09:53 PM
He desperately needed his head deflated?

Bwahahahaha Tell him to call me...me and my bat could take of that for free.

Minette
04-24-2007, 11:07 PM
Personally, I suspect he needed to pay for an emergency anal-cranial extraction.

Jenny
04-25-2007, 04:01 AM
His family needed the money? Wait wait wait a friggen second here. They are in a terrible situation...one that could be cleared up with $225? Well shit, SURELY he could have borrowed that amount from someone instead of pulling the alltime asshat (still love that word!) move of the century!

Trying to think of what sort of situation that is dire, and can also be cleared up with $225.

Any takers?
A pal of mine (yes, I have been telling this story) suggested that maybe he meant $225 per thrust. "$225 --- $550 --- $775..."

alnuts11
04-25-2007, 04:06 AM
your story boggles my mind's thoughts to ponder on the one and only question of 'how much would "THE TURTLE" ultimately charge you in this exact same scenerio?" :) i guess it doesn't matter since he's so damn sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!}:D

VegasPrincess
04-25-2007, 07:46 PM
What the.....What the fuck??? Obviously, Emily is a hottie with a body, so.... Umm. Although a hottie did pay for sex in American Gigilo, I somehow doubt that Emily will be following the example set in that cheesey ass movie.

Second of all, he mentioned this while he was FUCKING you? What the?? What the fuck??? Who would do that?

Thank God you got this fucking moron - chach-dick-eating-bastard out of your life! Now go find a gentleman to take YOU out, I'm sure you get plenty of offers!!

Roulette
04-26-2007, 10:12 AM
Bwahahahaha Tell him to call me...me and my bat could take of that for free.

Cheers to that, I was thinking an icicle... They're loverly... use it, then melt it.... ::poof:: no proof }:D is that bad that I think like that?

Lola Rose
04-26-2007, 10:21 AM
Cheers to that, I was thinking an icicle... They're loverly... use it, then melt it.... ::poof:: no proof }:D is that bad that I think like that?

omg! I've always thought that!!!!

greenidlady1
04-26-2007, 01:12 PM
You know what I think would be funny to do? Have a fem gay guy or a guy immitate a fem gay guy call and ask if he would accept less than 225?

alani.girl
07-09-2007, 05:44 AM
Emily, forget about it! He's nothing. You can find ok conversation and great (or better) d-ck anywhere. He wasn't doing you any favors.>:(

Laylas
07-09-2007, 07:26 AM
I'm sure she's moved on....

Andygirl
07-09-2007, 08:00 AM
Why the fuck do people resurrect ancient threads?

Jenny
07-09-2007, 08:03 AM
Actually I'm glad this one was resurrected. I love this thread. Reading it again reminded me of the good times, you know?

carolina6
07-09-2007, 12:52 PM
I had never seen this thread, so I love it!

That's a pretty incredible story.

scarlett_vancouver
07-09-2007, 04:44 PM
Omg, I was like "really, the story is still going??"

I too, love this thread.

Chrissy68
07-09-2007, 06:30 PM
and fwiw i dont think this is "ancient" i think it's just a few months old. a few years old is ancient, imo.

red red red
07-09-2007, 06:45 PM
Yeah, this is my first time on this thread, too. I just read the whole thing.

It has a nice plot progression. From the first post, I thought this was going to turn out to be some type of joke or misunderstanding. Then it goes into the whole, "You have no idea what my family is going through right now" sequence.

Unbelievable.

Todd Solondz is the director who needs this story. Call him up and sell it.

Dottie Rebel
07-09-2007, 07:11 PM
^^^Haha! He could definitley run with this one.

Roulette
07-10-2007, 05:59 AM
I was hoping that Sir Douche had popped back up and we were going to get a part two or something. Oh well. As everyone else has said this thread is awesome. I was glad to re-read it!!

alani.girl
07-10-2007, 01:04 PM
I see it was old -- the poster before me was in April--oops. Oh well, it was the first time I'd seen it.

Bella21
07-12-2007, 11:17 PM
I remember this thread! Any updates, Emily? :)

Taylorlila
07-13-2007, 10:15 AM
It Happened to me in Jane is exactly what I had in mind! You soooooo have to, Em! lol. The people must know!

OMG I was thinking the same thing...I can so imagine reading this in there...you get a decent bit of change to if they publish your story...and I bet they would.

Emily
07-14-2007, 10:03 AM
No, no updates to this story.

He hasn't contacted me and I haven't tried to contact him.

ajbaer
07-14-2007, 05:27 PM
Em, I'll send Eric over. I'd be willing to share him with you lol
He has all the above features, but LOVES dogs, would pay for YOUR dinner and I'd let you have him for free. Just don't be too nice, he's my fiancee and I don't wanna loose him. I'm just doing this for you :p

alnuts11
07-15-2007, 02:16 AM
maybe he's just gay and his denial is taking over his ego! glad you're back from alaska and your boobies look nice in your profile picture!;)