View Full Version : Who killed sophiemarie?
Embyr
04-22-2007, 01:41 AM
well one thing's for sure... she always made me feel .... better? ... about being bulimic... :O
gingerlee
04-22-2007, 10:36 AM
You should throw it up AND get lipo! :D
:rotfl: That was friggin' hilarious!
PookaShell
04-22-2007, 11:46 AM
Haha, someone needs to make a Sohpie slideshow.
How awkward did ya'll feel when someone would post something like:
"Holy shit, Sophie is back, that's hilarious, time to push the block button!"
and she'd reply happily:
"YEP! I'm back sistassss! :D"
And we all just blink....and glance around.....
holiday
04-22-2007, 12:06 PM
well being in NY it's crazy and I just try to keep up with lipo.
I need a tan.
PookaShell
04-22-2007, 12:10 PM
My cat fuckin' LOVES fiji water!
P.S. Lipo! Bullimia!
cameron_keys
04-22-2007, 12:11 PM
The only thing better is puking WHILE getting lipo!!! Its like a 2 for 1 diet!
PookaShell
04-22-2007, 12:15 PM
Eating soup broth while puking while getting lipo while hustling (cause ya'll know she was a better hustler than ANY of us, even after she quit stripping and was sure glad to get out of that shit hole business fulla sluts but right after posting that posted that she was off to go to work at scores) while feeding her cat fiji water.
LilyLove
04-22-2007, 12:57 PM
well, I wouldn't blame her, I mean she just spent all night pondering her cat's life.
VenusGoddess
04-22-2007, 01:47 PM
I wonder what color sophiemarie's walls are. Are they gray or just plain white?
*ponders*
cameron_keys
04-22-2007, 02:36 PM
I wonder what color sophiemarie's walls are. Are they gray or just plain white?
*ponders*
My guess is they are splatter painted like a Jackson Pollock so if any puke gets on them during her spontaneous purge sessions it will blend in...
Maybe she uses her vomit as part of her paint on the walls. Like with those lil sponges and you sponge the walls into designs. Maybe she did hers in the shape of a lipo machine. Its her focal point
I dunno the KFC thread is by far my fave.
Katrine
04-22-2007, 04:30 PM
Killing? Killing is bad. Don't kill people, just hustle n make that money sistas! The Pervians I live with taught me all about that! Hold on, must go purge, brb!
Lysondra
04-22-2007, 04:34 PM
God damn it, girls. Stop vomiting, I can't keep up!!
Shit, I'll just get lipo.
gingerlee
04-22-2007, 05:49 PM
Seriously, I have been laughing my ass off at this thread. I wonder how many calories I can burn by laughing for long periods of time?
I bet Sophie would know...
gingerlee
04-22-2007, 07:14 PM
Who cares, just puke up everything you eat (although you shouldn't be eating anyway!) and then get some lipo. Not that it matters, because where you are sucks anyway because it's not New York.
I know, I feel very ashamed for eating soup once a week and not puking it up. I should probably go ahead a just give up on my life, because, like you said, there is nothing outside of New York.
Lysondra
04-22-2007, 07:19 PM
^Fuck is that where your thighs came from? You're not puking up that soup once a week?! I told it it would make you gain 100 calories a week if you did that! Here, just use Japanese miso soup... it comes up easier and doesn't burn as much... if you can't vomit it, the doctor does lipo shots for those tricky soup areas. Enemas are good, too.
gingerlee
04-22-2007, 07:23 PM
Don't give up, just get lipo! And a tan! Then we can go hit the clubs together in Jersey, even though they suck and you didn't like it here!
But we're going to go to Jersey together so you can get me ready for New York, right?
Air is like 10 calories. Just so you know. So if you burp or fart alot you can avoid lipo.
Bonus points if you have air behind explosive shitting. that's a double weight loss.
Triple bonus points if you do that while getting lipo and vomiting.
gingerlee
04-22-2007, 08:36 PM
Air is like 10 calories. Just so you know. So if you burp or fart alot you can avoid lipo.
Bonus points if you have air behind explosive shitting. that's a double weight loss.
Triple bonus points if you do that while getting lipo and vomiting.
Going. To. Die. Laughing.
If I'm dead can I get lipo? Aren't there some doctors somewhere that will lipo me once I'm dead? Ah, yes, I remember, they're in New York.
^ they pump you full of embalming fluid when you die. You need to make sure in your will that they make you rather slim looking rather than plump. there is nothing worse than a plump corpse. Ugh as if.
My cat smells like tuna
But death and prepration for burial is sorta like natures own lil' lipo. I mean you shit and piss yourself, so that's like 10 lbs. Then they scrape out all your organs so thats like 20 or so
Add in sliming embalming and a weave girl you are hot!!
gingerlee
04-22-2007, 08:44 PM
Dammit, I gotta change my will. I can't look dead and fat at my funeral.
virgoamm
04-22-2007, 08:52 PM
I wonder what color sophiemarie's walls are. Are they gray or just plain white?
*ponders*
Maybe they're padded? }:D
Mastridonicus
04-23-2007, 12:15 PM
The Food and Drug Administration.
Just...answering the question.
britt244
04-23-2007, 12:16 PM
The Food and Drug Administration.
Just...answering the question.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
PookaShell
04-23-2007, 02:32 PM
My cat smells like tuna
I just....died. Thanks Tart. You fuckin killed Pooka.
Seriously, laughing.
I died laughing.
I hope MY corpse doesn't look chubby.
This thread is the highlight of my week.
KamrynAnne
04-23-2007, 03:06 PM
I def do not know how she got a degree in psychology... that is a really scary thought.... I am glad she got banned too.. she didn't give any valuable advice to anyone.... we didn't really need her here....
Kaylinn
04-23-2007, 03:12 PM
Did she ACTUALLY verifibly get a psych degree?
I mean..thats a pretty tough degree to get, and she definatly wasn't quite sharp enough....
I actually met a box of bricks the other day that was smarter.
pinkpvc
04-23-2007, 03:13 PM
Jesus i would be terrified if i went to see a psychologist and i ended up with her.
me-"well i came to see you as i'm not really confident about my body and have low self esteem"
sophie-"ok lets take it one stage at a time. I'll book you in for some lipo next week and we can work on your purging method just now"
Maybe it was one of those at home courses that you can do, that they advertise and comes with a neat lil' diploma you can frame on the wall next to your clean bill of health from the free clinic and GED
britt244
04-23-2007, 03:26 PM
i bet shes reading this thinking we miss her.
PookaShell
04-23-2007, 03:43 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I'm just at a size -6 right now what the hell am I gonna do?! (By the way I'm the healthiest girl on this whole site.) I can't beleive I'm gonna be such a fat corpse!!!!!!!!!! MY FAT BULLIMIC CAT LIKES FIJI WATER!!!!
P.S. Lipo, Lipo, Lipo, Hustle sista's!!!!!!
PaigeDWinter
04-23-2007, 03:49 PM
Yanno I hear that giving enthusiastic blowjobs burns like, 300 calories! And if you get AIDS from blowing random custies, you get WAY thin!
LilyLove
04-23-2007, 03:52 PM
I love how now when anyone does a search for lipo, this thread is totally gonna come up... along with any other thread she's ever posted in. Poor newbies searching for info! lol...
Yanno I hear that giving enthusiastic blowjobs burns like, 300 calories! And if you get AIDS from blowing random custies, you get WAY thin!
Bonus points if she uses her hands and a rapid motion,
Sucks on balls is like +2 points as long as she doesn't get a hair in her mouth then that takes away points because I'm sure that's like 2.5 calories
She cant' swallow, she'll have to spit..but if she swallows it and purges by going back down on the dick so it chokes her than her purge will be not only a new sexual kink ( bonus points ) but she'll also have a nice thick coating ( the cum ) so that it doesnt wreck her throat as bad.
Not too mention she'll get some protein intake that I'm sure she needs.
PookaShell
04-23-2007, 04:11 PM
She cant' swallow, she'll have to spit..but if she swallows it and purges by going back down on the dick so it chokes her than her purge will be not only a new sexual kink ( bonus points ) but she'll also have a nice thick coating ( the cum ) so that it doesnt wreck her throat as bad.
This reminds me, once one of my best friends really did this. Only not on purpose...
:thinking:
P.s. cat-tuna-lipo-hustle-me-me-me-sophie-sophie-sophie-jealous-jealous-me-me-cat-lipo-throwup-throwup-throwup-cat-lipo-hustle-sistas
I can't quit shitting
and the wind is super windy here...
i like special K bars
I have a lipo home made machine.
My toes are cold
Lysondra
04-23-2007, 04:49 PM
This post made me throw up a little in my mouth.
I didn't swallow in sophie's honour.
a lil' is all you have LIL?! that's it!! c'mon .. you can do better than that. I mean what kinda quitter are you
PaigeDWinter
04-23-2007, 05:52 PM
a lil' is all you have LIL?! that's it!! c'mon .. you can do better than that. I mean what kinda quitter are you
Seriously! Don't stop yacking until we can see your intestines flopping on your tongue.
AlexxaHex
04-23-2007, 06:13 PM
I love veitnam food!
:D
LilSweetVixen
04-23-2007, 06:53 PM
For those needing their sophiemarie fix, there's always the archive at Google Advanced Search. :D
http://www.google.com/search?as_q=sophiemarie&hl=en&num=10&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&lr=&as_ft=i&as_filetype=&as_qdr=all&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&as_occt=any&as_dt=i&as_sitesearch=stripperweb.com&as_rights=&safe=off
aaahhh... there IS a God....ah scratch that... her ass is grass.
gingerlee
04-23-2007, 07:11 PM
Seriously! Don't stop yacking until we can see your intestines flopping on your tongue.
That is one of the scariest visuals I have ever had run through my head. Thanks Paige, now I'm not going to eat for a week! Will that make my lipo bill go down?
gingerlee
04-23-2007, 07:30 PM
Only a week? What's wrong with you woman, you have to go at least a month without eating anything solid! But you better still get some lipo. And get working on that hustle, or you'll never be as hot as me! :P
Fine, fine, no solid food for me. I don't know why I even try though, because I will never be as pretty as you. I don't live in NY, so I don't think I even qualify as an actual stripper.
gingerlee
04-23-2007, 07:56 PM
Nope, you definitely don't. I bet you're one of those illegal immigrant extras girls too, aren't you! :D
Dammit, you've outed me! I can't help that I'm not skinny or pretty enough to be a clean dancer, and I can't get a green card to be here legally.
Madcap
04-23-2007, 08:16 PM
No one killed her, she wasted away to nothing.
Lysondra
04-23-2007, 08:17 PM
NO! Dr. Lipo killed her!!! Aiiiieeee.
gingerlee
04-23-2007, 08:22 PM
NO! Dr. Lipo killed her!!! Aiiiieeee.
Dr. Lipo couldn't kill her, she was superhuman! That's why none of us were good enough compared to her.
*Lipos herself some more*
gingerlee
04-23-2007, 08:24 PM
Well, you keep your dirty immigrant ass away from the hottie immigrant guys I'm trying to get with! :P
*Rubs dirty, fat, immigrant ass all over the other immigrants in her hovel.*
Ha! Now they're all contaminated!
I love you all sooooo much. I haven't laughed like this in a long time.
PookaShell
04-23-2007, 08:48 PM
I'm such a good hustler. I don't want to give you guys my tricks though.
You'll never learn that way.