Log in

View Full Version : Divorced!



Pages : 1 [2]

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 05:19 PM
The idea only came to me when I went to pay and went, wait what.. 1000... if I give him australian that's only 800us... does he mean us... WAIT A MINUTE!! Then I went to 8 currency places looking for the cheapest currency. ^-^

Hatshepsut
06-13-2007, 05:36 PM
^What were some of the runner-up currencies?

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 05:54 PM
Yen was one of them.

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 05:55 PM
Oh.. and the mark! But you can't get the mark anymore :/

sc0101
06-13-2007, 06:21 PM
I almost feel sorry for him.

AlexxaHex
06-13-2007, 06:22 PM
Yup.. on the girl he was cheating on me with's engagement ring.

Oh god... that's good.

PWNED!!!! :D

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 06:31 PM
I almost feel sorry for him.

I almost do, too... until I remember he's a paedophile who left me hungry for 3 weeks because he wouldn't give me money while I lived with him and he went to sea without buying me groceries.

And then I go... HAAHAAAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAA you dumbshit. HA!

Hatshepsut
06-13-2007, 06:32 PM
I almost do, too... until I remember he's a paedophile who left me hungry for 3 weeks because he wouldn't give me money while I lived with him and he went to sea without buying me groceries.
Is that what prompted you to start stripping?

Haha PWNED is right!

sc0101
06-13-2007, 06:35 PM
I almost do, too... until I remember he's a paedophile who left me hungry for 3 weeks because he wouldn't give me money while I lived with him and he went to sea without buying me groceries.

And then I go... HAAHAAAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAA you dumbshit. HA!

Aw, *sniff*, poor dude.





Hahahaha.

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 06:36 PM
Is that what prompted you to start stripping?

Haha PWNED is right!

No. When I found out he cheated on me, I was entitled to separation pay fro the military - $400 a month. I only asked for $200 and he STILL wouldn't give that to me. I was on the verge of being homeless and I had $30 in my bank account. I bought a pair of stripper shoes with that and made my rent - barely.

Technically I could tell him he still owes me that money and call the military to get it from him. He should've paid it to me during the entire separation, which was 2 1/2 years.

TheLioness
06-13-2007, 06:55 PM
So is the girl that he cheated on you with even legal age yet? For some reason I was thinking she was like, 14 or something when that happened.

snoopy
06-13-2007, 06:55 PM
Yup.. on the girl he was cheating on me with's engagement ring.

Oh god... that's good.airmail from australia to US: $20.00
1000 dong extortion money: $0.06
karmic revenge on a pos ex: priceless

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 06:56 PM
So is the girl that he cheated on you with even legal age yet? For some reason I was thinking she was like, 14 or something when that happened.

She's 17 now and her parents love him... *ugh*

I have proof he cheated on her with another 14 year old too, but she called me a meddling whore who was obsessed. okiedokie.

Roulette
06-13-2007, 08:01 PM
No. When I found out he cheated on me, I was entitled to separation pay fro the military - $400 a month. I only asked for $200 and he STILL wouldn't give that to me. I was on the verge of being homeless and I had $30 in my bank account. I bought a pair of stripper shoes with that and made my rent - barely.

Technically I could tell him he still owes me that money and call the military to get it from him. He should've paid it to me during the entire separation, which was 2 1/2 years.

dude - fuck that!! Get that money!! Take the cheating bastard for as much as you can while leaving him in debt because his dong wont cut it. ahahaha sorry, had to talk about his dong :D

cameron_keys
06-13-2007, 08:28 PM
No. When I found out he cheated on me, I was entitled to separation pay fro the military - $400 a month. I only asked for $200 and he STILL wouldn't give that to me. I was on the verge of being homeless and I had $30 in my bank account. I bought a pair of stripper shoes with that and made my rent - barely.

Technically I could tell him he still owes me that money and call the military to get it from him. He should've paid it to me during the entire separation, which was 2 1/2 years.

What? how did YOU end up having to pay HIM money in the divorce when he owes you ..by that calculation..$12000??? Thats some huge smelly bullshit right there...

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 08:37 PM
What? how did YOU end up having to pay HIM money in the divorce when he owes you ..by that calculation..$12000??? Thats some huge smelly bullshit right there...

Uuughhh... basically he knew I wasn't in America and if I didn't get the divorce I couldn't stay in Australia. He made me agree to pay him 1000 in order to get divorcd (yes, extortion) so I could get citizenship. I can't even take him to court for the 12k from here and he knows it.

Roulette
06-13-2007, 08:49 PM
^^^ oooooh. Well you come on back to the states, you can stay with me and get yo money!! and maybe we can have pillow fights in our undies and you know... be devious girls :D

sent_from_heaven11
06-13-2007, 08:50 PM
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i94/marytootsie/trophyofdivorce.gif
haha

Roulette
06-13-2007, 09:12 PM
can't we share? I have a big bed...

(SFH that's an awesome image!)

Roulette
06-13-2007, 09:18 PM
girl, you got it. LM you down?

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 09:23 PM
Apparently I'm down on both of ya and I didn't even get to decide! :D

Ferret
06-13-2007, 09:28 PM
Dang, how come all the good parties are down unda.
And somebody buy me an HDTV right away. OK?
*grumbling*

Lilith, I'm drinking a fine red french wine this very instant. The wine is smooth, tasty and has me rolling. Love stinks. I hate that love stinks but it does and all the way to the pearly gates. So have a drink, find somebody to adore, get your yayas. As for me, I'm having another drink. Ahhhhh! Yummmm. Get your own glass.

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 09:28 PM
You know you love it! :P

Besides, I'll feed you brownie-bottomed cheesecake afterwards! ;)

*snorflehug* omgbrowniecheesecake.... Australia, what Australia? Who's Michael? CHEESECAKE.

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 09:29 PM
Dang, how come all the good parties are down unda.
And somebody buy me an HDTV right away. OK?
*grumbling*

Lilith, I'm drinking a fine red french wine this very instant. The wine is smooth, tasty and has me rolling. Love stinks. I hate that love stinks but it does and all the way to the pearly gates. So have a drink, find somebody to adore, get your yayas. As for me, I'm having another drink. Ahhhhh! Yummmm. Get your own glass.

WOOHOO drinks! For my celebration I bought everyone pink champagne and screwdrivers! Woooo!

Roulette
06-13-2007, 09:30 PM
"Australia, what Australia? Who's Michael? CHEESECAKE." :rotfl: :rotfl:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I just sprayed water thru my nose

Roulette
06-13-2007, 09:32 PM
yo gurl... you know I'll feed you, uhm... vegan raspberry chocolate cake! yes!! i can compete! maybe...

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 09:37 PM
*splodes*

Roulette
06-13-2007, 09:38 PM
well when she's done I'd let her play.... with me! in the pool! in the school! on the train! in the rain! she can touch me here and there, she can touch me anywhere!! :D ho HO!! (awwww SNAP!!)

Roulette
06-13-2007, 09:45 PM
No shit dude!! can you image the total utter debauchery that would go on... it would be so awesomely fun!!

Ferret
06-13-2007, 09:50 PM
Hey!! What the hell kinda party is this??? I've been given a screwdiver!!!! What, what?? I'm here to party dammit!

It's nearing winter in Australia. What we need is an Irish whiskey. Bushmills will do. Oh, and put a shrimp on the barbie for me.

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 09:51 PM
Hey!! What the hell kinda party is this??? I've been given a screwdiver!!!! What, what?? I'm here to party dammit!

It's nearing winter in Australia. What we need is an Irish whiskey. Bushmills will do. Oh, and put a shrimp on the barbie for me.

Shrimp... shrimp.. what's that? Oh sorry mate, we call it a PRAWN here.

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 09:51 PM
*kidnaps LM and escapes to a deserted island*

You at least brought the baking stuff right? *sits at the table with knife, fork and napkin in neck*

Ferret
06-13-2007, 10:02 PM
*taking notes on the famous secret cheesecake recipe*

Dammit!!! Don't talk so fast! OK, my last note is about the graham cracker crust. This is the Food Channel?

I can't wait to be invited to Iron Chef. I'm ready for charrenge! Has Anybody seen my glass of wine?

Lysondra
06-13-2007, 10:03 PM
CHEESECAKE FIRST but with a gingersnap crumble top!!!

Ferret
06-14-2007, 05:48 PM
Wow...imagine that...a chocolate crust....mmhmmmmm
Dark chocolate? Yeah, I bet the crust is made from dark chocolate.
Now if I calculate correctly this cheesecake might survive being shipped to Montreal and in return I'll send you one of my favorite cats-eye marbles and some used stamps.

maximvsv
06-14-2007, 10:42 PM
Uuughhh... basically he knew I wasn't in America and if I didn't get the divorce I couldn't stay in Australia. He made me agree to pay him 1000 in order to get divorcd (yes, extortion) so I could get citizenship. I can't even take him to court for the 12k from here and he knows it.

Well, if it's a result of a federal regulation, you could sue in a federal court and only have to be in the US for the trial, if it goes that far.

Lysondra
06-15-2007, 05:42 AM
would be great except I can't legally leave Australia on my visa, even for a court trial. He'd win by default... And that would suck.

maximvsv
06-17-2007, 02:10 AM
You can't leave?

Lysondra
06-17-2007, 04:01 AM
You can't leave?

Nope.

My immigration is still processing. I can't leave the country until it's done. So basically I had to get the divorce in order to someday leave the country so I couldn't leave the country to get the divorce.

You think that's a catch 22, wait until I tell you about how to get your American background check from another country. That's even more bizarre!

Roulette
06-18-2007, 08:35 PM
^^^ oooo do tell!! ; )

Lysondra
06-18-2007, 08:39 PM
^^^ oooo do tell!! ; )

To get a background check you have to send a SASE to the FBI from your country directed TO your country. Now get this. You can't SASE it with your own country's stamps, it has to be from the sending country's type of stamps.

Which means.. you have to find American stamps to put on an envelope to yourself in a place that doesn't sell American stamps. So I thought of sending my request to my mum to get it sent to her but no, I had already signed the request to my address and it has to come FROM my address listed on the request as well.

SO! I sent it from my address in an envelope to my mum so my mum could send it them and it would still have a return from my address on the corner and I had her put the American stamped SASE in it for me before sending it.

THEN it took 3 months to get to me (all while immigration is breathing down your neck) and when I got it they had INCLUDED MY SASE IN AN ENVELOPE THEY SENT ME WITH MY DOCUMENTS USING THEIR OWN STAMPS!

So yes... all that work and I got my stupid enveloped mailed back to me unused ANYWAY!

grrrrrrrr.....

Roulette
06-18-2007, 08:42 PM
^^^ bwahahaha nationality is silly... no borders fo life (side note slash disclaimer - i have nver thought about borders vs. no borders before I dont know where I stand or how I feel, but in this case no borders would make it so much easier for you!!)