View Full Version : The worst club you've ever seen?
charlie61
11-12-2008, 04:25 PM
Oh my god. New favorite thread.
MsClaireVoyant
11-12-2008, 07:59 PM
I second this. New favorite thread.
I just spent the last 10 minutes reading this and having the most bizzare mix of LOL spasms and a complete look of shock and horror on my face. Good God.
Perry
11-12-2008, 08:02 PM
Woah! Blast from the past!! Chubby Chaser was my old handle before I forgot the password! :rotfl:
Fabulous Disaster
11-12-2008, 08:25 PM
Well, there's the Clown's Den in Cheyenne. The old bat would leave the back door open year round, and the place would fill with moths. You'd be crunching them with your shoes on stage. And I don't think that she owned a mop.
It was so dirty before Sharon sold it that you could literally stand on stage in your heels and pull down cobwebs hanging from the ceiling.
My father in law was a refrigeration tech, and he would have to go in there to work on the compressors for the walk in coolers in the kitchen (I can't imagine anyone ever eating in this place *shudder*) and he would be under the stage in a foot of water praying that no one fell through the stage and landed on him.
J walked in the place, did a 360, and declared me officially retired.
tempest666
11-12-2008, 08:32 PM
JB's where at???? My worst club was called that.
It's in El Paso off Airway and Edgemere. I was the only one who spoke any English there.
MsClaireVoyant
11-13-2008, 01:07 AM
Sagebrush Sam's in Butte, Montana.
The pole was made of galvanized pipe, so it was pitted and would rip your skin off, and was not attached to the ceiling, but still spun, so it was like riding a bronc. A girl finally pole vaulted it one night and broke it. They left it for at least a month looking like the leaning tower of Pisa before they replaced it with a portable pole with a huge base, like you would have in your living room. They attached it to the ceiling by just cutting a hole with a saw, so every time a girl spun around the pole, drywall dust would rain down all over the dancer, the stage and the customers at the rail.
The dressing room was under the stage in the basement, so it reeked of mildew, and every time a girl spun around the pole it sounded like she was going to fall through the stage and land in the dressing room. You had to go up a steep flight of stairs and to the other side of the bar to use the bathroom, so girls would just pee on the floor into the drain. Unfortunately, it was covered in carpet. Girls were always shooting up down there.
The owner is a certified lunatic who hates strippers more than anyone I've ever seen. She gives a speech to new bartenders about how all strippers are crack whores and "sub-human" and that if they are seen talking to any of the dancers outside of the club, she will fire them.
This was one of the funniest ones to me. I lol-ed endlessly at the part about the scary pole.
Scarlette_Lucre
11-13-2008, 02:04 AM
OMG, lol!
The worst Ive seen is was in Brisbane and it wasnt as bad as the OP, well no faeces at least ha.
Girls shooting up in the club, dirty syringes in the toilets and changing room. Girls sucking cock and doing sex outside in the car park, girls on the nod inside the club. Sleezy club owner. Club that hadnt been renovated for god knows how many decades, I suspect it had the original carpet too... people used to say "keep off the carpet, things live in it!" The lap dance area just had a bunch of beaten up old couches worn away fabric with the inner foam hanging out.
Club got busted for prostitution a few years ago, how it managed to stay open so long I dont know given how strict things are in Qld!
Was that Tony's? cause that was disgusting. I went in to see if it was as bad as people made it out to be....it didn't disapoint.
Otoki
11-13-2008, 04:00 PM
New favorite thread indeed.
For clarification:
Border Lounge in WI
Silk in Milwaukee, WI
Choice in Minneapolis, MN (it was my first club *shudder*)
CherryBomb954
11-13-2008, 09:44 PM
That would be the current "Capital Hideaway". The pictures have it looking somewhat better than what you described (back when it was the Pink Lady). However, several aspects of the club (under its current ownership) just make it seem shady. I've never been there.
That just might possibly be THE most bizarre thing I've seen. That stage setup....WTF? It's so obviously a house that was made into a club too...just....WEIRD!
ultra_manic
11-13-2008, 10:22 PM
New favorite thread indeed.
For clarification:
Border Lounge in WI
Silk in Milwaukee, WI
Choice in Minneapolis, MN (it was my first club *shudder*)
Seriously Silk in milwaukee???? WHY??? I have to know.
Edit I read your above post. The fees are $28 if your there on time and $3 if you come in early idk how that's high lol and the girls are fine if you mind your business. I just started working there a month ago and I love it, one of the nicest clubs I've been in.
charlie61
11-13-2008, 11:01 PM
Seriously Silk in milwaukee???? WHY??? I have to know.
Edit I read your above post. The fees are $28 if your there on time and $3 if you come in early idk how that's high lol and the girls are fine if you mind your business. I just started working there a month ago and I love it, one of the nicest clubs I've been in.
Yeah...I was gonna say. I've only heard good things about Silk. I've heard bad things about Silk Juneau's girls, but it's a chain for a reason--I'm pretty sure they do all right. If you think that's a bad club, then I'm thinkin' you just have nooooo idea. Lol
Miss Jessica
11-13-2008, 11:08 PM
Wow. I have never been in a club that sounds worse than a lot of what I've read here... the worst club I have ever seen was the infamous SF cesspool, Market Street Cinema. Second to that was the Garden of Eden in SF, but they've remodeled since (only seen pics, but it actually looks really cute and themed to the name of the club).
davka
11-14-2008, 12:40 PM
The old bat would leave the back door open year round, and the place would fill with moths. You'd be crunching them with your shoes on stage.
wow. oh my. that is so hideous. all of these sick details have to be included in a short story somewhere. so cool!
MsClaireVoyant
11-14-2008, 06:37 PM
I agree I'm a writer and this thread filled my head with crazy plot ideas lol.
sinthiakittykat
11-14-2008, 07:55 PM
Eventually, three girls came over, and sat down with us, and we did tip them for their time, but when we said we had no interest in getting sexual with them, they just got up and left, and the manager came over and asked us to leave.
That cracks me up! I wish guys at my club could get kicked out if they decide they don't want any dances lol "you don't want a dance, then get the fuck out!" hahaha too funny ;D
venusace138
11-15-2008, 05:46 AM
I'll hope I don't get flamed from Phoenix girls for saying this but Amazons was the worst club I've ever seen.
No girl, thats on my list too! I've danced at some crappy places, but these 3 take the cake. ;D ;D
BANDAIDS in Phoenix. Super TINY club with 2 stages the size of a Platinum Stage, and cheapo metal convention style chairs. Lots of lifers here - who haven't aged well and are haggard as fuck. A bunch of severely obese chicks too, including one who spent $7,000 on the worst boob job I've ever seen - they literally looked like they were stuffed with rubix cubes. On top of that there were druggies galore, and plenty of fights. Catered to sleazy illegal aliens, uber cheap businessmen, and gang bangers. The staff were sooooooooo nice though!
AMAZONS (formerly Sinn) in Phoenix. I worked on/off here when I danced in Phoenix, and it was soooo nasty. One of the biggest Extras clubs in PHX, with tons of gropey illegal aliens and sadistic rich guys who got off on fucking druggies for next to nothing. It was up the street from BandAids, and all the girls BandAids would actually fire ended up working there. Even more druggies, only this time they did lines out in the open. There was always fighting in the dressing room. Management kept trying to make it an 'upscale' club (ha!) by firing some nasties and hiring hotties in their place. But the remaining nasties would run the hotties off. Then the nasties they fired would get RE-hired!
The managers, dj's, and bouncers were all in on a scam where they'd accuse girls of not tipping out when they did, so poor girls would end up tipping double. Then the staff would pocket the extra cash. On slow days, the fat bartender and waitresses would (illegally) give lap dances.
Yeah, it sucked! But I kept a low profile and pretty much kept to myself, so I never had any drama with the other dancers - and baaaaaaaaanked at this place. Until the economy went down the shitter last summer, it was by far the easiest (and best) money I made in PHX.
The absolute WORST club I've ever ever worked?
BABY DOLLS in Dallas. Huge, squeaky clean, gigantic dressing room with every amenity you can think of, free buffet from 11-2, large main stage, super cheap house fees and tip outs, the best house moms, plenty of rich old white guys, and tons of drop dead gorgeous, perfect 10 dancers.
The problem? A few years back, hookers and pimped out dancers (who use the club to meet customers for OTC) infiltrated the place, forever raising customer 'expectations'. Extras are standard and expected during a dance, customers sexually assualt you the instant you approach them, theres plenty of fucking in dark corners, and girls are horribly competitive. Dirtiest day shift ever!!
I feel bad for the non-nasty girls there who have to compete against that crap. :-\
To me, a brothel disguised as an upscale club is worse than any blatant shithole.
Otoki
11-15-2008, 11:06 AM
Seriously Silk in milwaukee???? WHY??? I have to know.
Edit I read your above post. The fees are $28 if your there on time and $3 if you come in early idk how that's high lol and the girls are fine if you mind your business. I just started working there a month ago and I love it, one of the nicest clubs I've been in.
It wasn't the $28 house fee I minded, but the 7 out of every 20 they would take. I also disliked it because most of the girls there were extremely rude to us (although there were some super nice ones that made my working there bearable). The stage was disgusting (I don't think they ever cleaned it, or the poles) and there were definitely a few dancers there at the end of the line (although there were cute ones too).
It's one of the worst clubs I danced in because the overall experience was extremely negative. Obviously, it doesn't compare to most of the stories here.
Yeah...I was gonna say. I've only heard good things about Silk. I've heard bad things about Silk Juneau's girls, but it's a chain for a reason--I'm pretty sure they do all right. If you think that's a bad club, then I'm thinkin' you just have nooooo idea. Lol
Like I said, I've worked in others that were worse, but this club was an extremely negative experience for my friends and I. If you want more details, I wrote a review in the Club Chat section.
Heidi Hills
11-15-2008, 09:09 PM
LMAO at this thread. Definitely my new favorite. My jaw has been hanging open for the past 15 minutes, completely horrified. The worst club I've been to, and auditioned at (don't ask why), was I believe Rush or Rush Hour (something like that) in Queens, NY. It wasn't that bad compared to the clubs in this thread, but the stage was maybe 3 x 3 and there was no pole. They expected you to dance around a CEILING SUPPORT that was probably 4-5in. in diameter and only about 6 feet high. We had to get changed in the nasty ass basement that had bugs crawling all over the place, no lockers (purses, drugs, everything you can imagine right on the counter for everyone to see), and the girls were jerking off the custies in the not so VIP room. Not my type of club...
iambonbon05
11-15-2008, 11:45 PM
Basically just dives...
LaDonna's Exotic Lounge in Salem OR- the girls are hideous. So are the bartenders. The DR was tiny with no lockers, and these horribly tacky hats and posters everywhere and it was pepto bismol pink. The bathrooms were awful, the door didn't shut all the way, it smelled, and when you sat on the toilet it felt like it was gonna tip over. The "stage" was just some wood tiles with chains around it and this thick nasty pole obviously not designed to be an actual stripper pole. The couches were ripped up and like the toilet apt to fall over, with nasty thin curtains. I hear it's now Hard Candy, no idea what it's like now.
Last Chance Saloon in Gervais OR- also a dive, and most of the girls and customers don't speak English. More of the same, but the thing that bothered me most was there was quite a bit of contact for an Oregon club, and nobody walked girls out at the end of the night. I have heard awful things about the girls though I didn't have any incidents. Oh and you bring your own music.
I banked at them though and they seemed fairly extras free.
Victoryx0x0
11-16-2008, 02:45 AM
erotic cafe in NJ i think its disgusting! not to mention its ATTACHED to a cheap motel which shares the same owners! i tried out, and never came back
Otoki
11-16-2008, 06:04 AM
I'm starting to wonder how I've managed to avoid bug-infested, extras-ridden clubs. Given, I do a good amount of research before going somewhere, but shiiiiit.
I feel like I should go into more detail about Choice in mpls.
Couch dances were full-on grinding (which is technically illegal in MN, but there are very few clubs that follow that law). It was 150 to work there on a weekend night, plus they took 1/3 of your VIP money (150 for 15. 300 for 30, so 100 and 200 for your cut). The VIP was upstairs, on slightly larger couches that were separated by little section-screens. Some of the couches faced each other. Girls allowed total hands-on upstairs. It was horrible. I rarely did VIPs (I think I did 6 in my 9 mos at this club, and 3 were with a female customer/pseudo regular who brought me upstairs so I could sleep during finals week :) ) and when I did it was almost always a bad experience ("why don't I get to touch you?" or even full-on octopus hands).
There were two bouncers working each night. One would watch dances or patrol the floor, the other would stand at the front door, kicking out drunk people, or telling the crack-heads to get lost. There was no bouncer upstairs. The DJ would watch VIP couches on camera in his booth, but girls have been throttled, strangled, hit, forced down on the couch, etc because there was no bouncer to prevent that situation. The only time a bouncer was in VIP was to come up at tell a girl the VIP was over.
There were tons of fights among dancers at the Choice. It got really ugly a few times while I worked. Right after a bunch of us left, one crazy bitch (the same one who broke the air purifier in a rage because people wouldn't stop smoking in the dressing room) got pissed at one girl and hit her on the head with her shoe. She left, and came back the next day as if nothing had happened. She got arrested:D The girl she hit got 17 staples in her head:O
MysteriousMisty
11-16-2008, 11:01 AM
There are lots of dive bars throught out Southern CA. However, one of the worst clubs I've ever seen in Vegas is the Library. The place is filthy beyond belief, the stage floor doesn't look like its ever been mopped, the dressing room......oh hell! The place just sucks donkey dick!
CherryBomb954
11-16-2008, 11:54 PM
not to mention its ATTACHED to a cheap motel which shares the same owners!
Always a red flag!!! Or when the place is attached to a truck stop...:D
ViolaStrings
11-16-2008, 11:57 PM
^ the whole cafe erotica/cafe risque chain is a bunch of truck stops
PleasureVictim
11-17-2008, 10:29 AM
Easy. In one club, the customers get their private dance IN the dancer dressing room!
sexyjasmine
11-17-2008, 10:35 AM
Sagebrush Sam's in Butte, Montana.
The pole was made of galvanized pipe, so it was pitted and would rip your skin off, and was not attached to the ceiling, but still spun, so it was like riding a bronc. A girl finally pole vaulted it one night and broke it. They left it for at least a month looking like the leaning tower of Pisa before they replaced it with a portable pole with a huge base, like you would have in your living room. They attached it to the ceiling by just cutting a hole with a saw, so every time a girl spun around the pole, drywall dust would rain down all over the dancer, the stage and the customers at the rail.
The dressing room was under the stage in the basement, so it reeked of mildew, and every time a girl spun around the pole it sounded like she was going to fall through the stage and land in the dressing room. You had to go up a steep flight of stairs and to the other side of the bar to use the bathroom, so girls would just pee on the floor into the drain. Unfortunately, it was covered in carpet. Girls were always shooting up down there.
The owner is a certified lunatic who hates strippers more than anyone I've ever seen. She gives a speech to new bartenders about how all strippers are crack whores and "sub-human" and that if they are seen talking to any of the dancers outside of the club, she will fire them.
I laughed so hard I cried! lol :'( lol
sexyjasmine
11-17-2008, 10:42 AM
There are lots of dive bars throught out Southern CA. However, one of the worst clubs I've ever seen in Vegas is the Library. The place is filthy beyond belief, the stage floor doesn't look like its ever been mopped, the dressing room......oh hell! The place just sucks donkey dick!
naw...the library is BAD but the worst in Vegas is the strippers graveyard aka Larry's villa...
stop by today say you want to audition look around laugh say "just kidding" and then leave! lol Everything sucks in there and is extremely funny... The girls? look like they would lay in the grass turn on a lawnmower and let it run all over their face and body before they came to work lol The place looks like...um...it looks like umm....death! lol and the dressing room is as big as my closet...my kitchen closet lol. the stage is so dirty and the pole is so nasty it looks like you might get the aids virus if you dance up there lol its just terrible but great if your having a bad day and need a laugh or need to appreciate where you work :)
ViolaStrings
11-17-2008, 10:55 AM
Easy. In one club, the customers get their private dance IN the dancer dressing room!
WHAT?! No way! How did THAT work?
Nuclear Martini
11-17-2008, 12:12 PM
The Borealis Beach Club in Wasilla, Alaska.
A shrew ran across the dressing room table and the girls were like, "Oh, there goes Johnny."
Rampant drug use, snorting meth off the dressing table and smoking crack pipes. Egad. It was like a bad Carl Hiassen novel.
I only worked there one night. Two female cutomers got into a fight in the ladies room. One turned off the lights and threw the other one into a stall door. Unfortunately, one of the dancers was sitting on the john in that stall and the door broke her nose.
Later, when the club closed at 5 a.m., I couldn't back my car out of the parking lot because it was blocked by police cars and crime scene tape. Apprently a married couple got into it and carried their fight out to the parking lot.
One of the girls asked me for a ride and I (stupidly) obliged. She pulled out a coke vial and started snorting in my car, so I opened the door and pushed her out.
A Shrew? Thats just so crazy its gotta be true
Miss Jessica
11-17-2008, 03:04 PM
Easy. In one club, the customers get their private dance IN the dancer dressing room!
Oh hell no...
Otoki
11-17-2008, 03:23 PM
Easy. In one club, the customers get their private dance IN the dancer dressing room!
WAT?
Please explain. In lurid detail.
holly07
11-17-2008, 03:53 PM
Wow and I thought Teaser's in NC was bad, that place is a palace compared to what I've heard
misspthesweetesttaboo
11-17-2008, 04:10 PM
Angels North Miami- i think the floor gave my kicks a disease lol
Ruby Ruckus
11-17-2008, 04:42 PM
i love the story about johnny the shrew. i would be totally alright with that.
i think it's interesting though that that club is in wasilla. home of sarah palin! (barf)
PleasureVictim
11-18-2008, 06:54 AM
WHAT?! No way! How did THAT work?
WAT?
Please explain. In lurid detail.
I never danced there, I went in and for other reasons I didn't stay very long. I didn't find out about that interesting fact until I ran into someone who did work there. I guess the club owners decided that while a guy was paying for a private dance he wouldn't mind looking at other half-naked dancers in the dressing room. There was no partition, curtain- NADA. Just some chairs in the corner of the dressing room.
ViolaStrings
11-18-2008, 12:45 PM
^ that is mad trashy. WOW!
Otoki
11-18-2008, 02:09 PM
^^Agreed. Fuck, how could anyone work in that sort of environment?? You'd have zero privacy! (Ok, maybe you could rest in the bathroom. Unless you also give people dances there :D )
I'd be worried that customers would steal my shit.
VegasPrincess
11-18-2008, 02:18 PM
I was in this one shithole that my friend used to work at in Minnisota, St Paul. ,, I think it was St Paul anyway can't remember the name but it was the most bizzare shit EVA
The front of the place was a bar, like a normal regular bar with men and women, pizzas, etc....nothing exotic going on....
Then, if you walk through the normal, total standard corner bar there is a back room with a stage and I believe a pole. There are no DJs, no NOTHING. There is a girl dancing to what seemed to be music coming from a juke box. There are also folding chairs, should somebody fancy a lapdance.
LEIGH_LANDON
11-18-2008, 02:22 PM
this thread is a repeat? been done before. maybe I have been here too long! LOL!! anyway - I imagine its probably due for a rerun by now!
Otoki
11-19-2008, 12:39 AM
I was in this one shithole that my friend used to work at in Minnisota, St Paul. ,, I think it was St Paul anyway can't remember the name but it was the most bizzare shit EVA
The front of the place was a bar, like a normal regular bar with men and women, pizzas, etc....nothing exotic going on....
Then, if you walk through the normal, total standard corner bar there is a back room with a stage and I believe a pole. There are no DJs, no NOTHING. There is a girl dancing to what seemed to be music coming from a juke box. There are also folding chairs, should somebody fancy a lapdance.
Was it:
The Lamplighter
22nd Avenue Station
BJ's
The Lamplighter is the only strip club in STP. There used to be another one that started with a C but it closed down at least four years ago.
VegasPrincess
11-19-2008, 12:40 AM
It might be, I really don't remember!
It was really junky in there!
Does that fit my description lol? If so then yes probably!
ETA this was about 4 years ago so it could have also been the other....the bar like I said, totally normally long bar, and if you didn't know the back room was back there I don't think you would have looked for it or saw it....
Golden_Rule
11-19-2008, 01:32 AM
Worst dive clubs, any of the Market St clubs in Paterson, NJ.
Actually, with the exception of the Sunrise, just about any club in Paterson, NJ.
Scarlette_Lucre
11-19-2008, 10:23 PM
Worst club i've been in (i briefly mentioned it before but it's too good to pass up)
Was $5 entry to customers, had plastic lawn chairs, a sign on the bar saying "all staff do lap dances including the bar staff".
The girl on stage was at least a size 18 wearing a purple tank top with writing on the front and a pink tu tu, also women in their 50s.
There's a running joke within the brisbane dancing community that it's where strippers go to die.
plus it smelt like stale beer and vagina. i'd heard stories about it but never thought it could be that :crazy:
firemaiden04
11-19-2008, 10:43 PM
The Borealis Beach Club in Wasilla, Alaska.
A shrew ran across the dressing room table and the girls were like, "Oh, there goes Johnny."
lmao :D
millions_of_peaches
11-19-2008, 10:57 PM
I was in this one shithole that my friend used to work at in Minnisota, St Paul. ,, I think it was St Paul anyway can't remember the name but it was the most bizzare shit EVA
The front of the place was a bar, like a normal regular bar with men and women, pizzas, etc....nothing exotic going on....
Then, if you walk through the normal, total standard corner bar there is a back room with a stage and I believe a pole. There are no DJs, no NOTHING. There is a girl dancing to what seemed to be music coming from a juke box. There are also folding chairs, should somebody fancy a lapdance.
You speak of the Double Deuce in NE Mpls. It's like (a rather rundown) 'Cheers', with tits. Could use a good cleaning (and maybe they could fix something once in a while), but the standard tip at the stage is a fiver. I'm ok with that. Conditions aren't great, but up until recent, the money was good. I like the three hour shifts.
Otoki
11-19-2008, 11:19 PM
^^That's what I'm thinking. Especially if it was four years ago. I'm glad you girls got a new stage though. That old one was fucking scary looking (esp the duct-taped pole!)
Heidi Hills
11-20-2008, 01:45 PM
I agree with Golden_Rule, ANY club in Paterson, NJ. And I LOVE the shrew story! Funny as hell!
millions_of_peaches
11-21-2008, 02:38 AM
^^That's what I'm thinking. Especially if it was four years ago. I'm glad you girls got a new stage though. That old one was fucking scary looking (esp the duct-taped pole!)
I had to cut my hair off; it was fragile from over-bleaching, and every time I would lean back, my hair would stick to the duct tape, and break off in back!
Funny thing is, us girls paid for the new stage ourselves, and another girl and I stayed up all night to help put it in... Now if someone would just clean the men's room!
Worst club ever was Casey's, with the constantly backed up sewer, and girls would just piss in the garbage can. Rumor is, someone took a crap in it once. The stage was behind glass and constantly smelled of rotten pussy. Somehow I actually managed to pull money out of there. Go figure.
Otoki
11-21-2008, 09:25 AM
I had to cut my hair off; it was fragile from over-bleaching, and every time I would lean back, my hair would stick to the duct tape, and break off in back!
Funny thing is, us girls paid for the new stage ourselves, and another girl and I stayed up all night to help put it in... Now if someone would just clean the men's room!
Worst club ever was Casey's, with the constantly backed up sewer, and girls would just piss in the garbage can. Rumor is, someone took a crap in it once. The stage was behind glass and constantly smelled of rotten pussy. Somehow I actually managed to pull money out of there. Go figure.
CASEY'S! THAT's the one I was trying to remember! It was closer to the airport, right?
I think it's dumb that the girls paid for the new stage. Fucking cheap asshole owners.>:(
Fabulous Disaster
11-24-2008, 10:10 AM
What has this got to do with the price of tea in China?