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twisterinAZ
11-07-2007, 01:14 AM
You look kinda scary ...it's hot !!!!!

twisterinAZ
11-07-2007, 01:32 AM
I am SO glad I came into picture post.

austinatalie
11-11-2007, 03:34 AM
how HOW did i miss this thread the first time around!

ajbaer
11-11-2007, 06:28 AM
If you were my DJ I'd tip you like crazy, just in fear that if I underpaid you, you'd take me out back and "teach me lesson with Capt. Fist" .
Just kidding..very nice pictures. You do look bad ass though.

pookie
11-11-2007, 06:29 AM
how HOW did i miss this thread the first time around!

Exactly what i was thinking!

High_Heel_Lover
11-11-2007, 06:35 AM
:taps foot: more pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ajbaer
11-11-2007, 06:37 AM
I would like to edit my original post:

OH MY GOD!!! I should have looked at the WHOLE post (including all those pics) BEFORE I opened my mouth. Nice...ummm...areas :)

Djoser
11-21-2007, 07:03 PM
Ok, I promised Stella I would post another picture. I'm sort of cheating, because this was one that Photobucket took down before, but I am too lazy to get out my camera now, lol--I will soon, I promise.

http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/8469irDvg/155804.jpg

High_Heel_Lover
11-21-2007, 07:33 PM
Sweet JESUS! Get a tripod man! geeeeeeesh! not fair with all the movement!

I remember when you first posted and I was in FL with my hubby and his boss and I saw your pics and said "Damn!" and they both came running to the computer to see you and they both said "that is one good looking guy" so there you are hot!

stellaforstars
11-21-2007, 08:09 PM
First and foremost:

Oh Em Eff Gee!!!!

Secondly:

*ahem* I believe the promise was for PICS. That's pic + s = pics.
As in, more than one.

DJoser, you are the BEST.

Lunarobverse
11-21-2007, 08:30 PM
Hey, Djoser - I wanna look like you.

Trouble is, I like eating. Dammit, why does food have to be so delicious?

Also, no way will I ever be 6'2". On the plus side, that means I have less actual fat to lose!

What's your workout? And how much is workout vs. genetics?

High_Heel_Lover
11-21-2007, 08:34 PM
Yeah food is too good :damn you delicious food!!!!!!: I love food too much :hangs head in shame:

Djoser
11-21-2007, 08:38 PM
*ahem* I believe the promise was for PICS. That's pic + s = pics.
As in, more than one.

Ok, sorry--here is one I haven't posted yet from that series. That little yellow spot on the mirror bugged me so I didn't, but what the hell. WARNING! NUDITY AHEAD!

I am going to put my pole back up in the next couple days, and will take some more on that soon. I am getting tired of these pictures, lol.







http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/8469irDvg/209146.jpg

High_Heel_Lover
11-21-2007, 08:40 PM
That is it :faints, gets up looks at pics again, falsl of chair:

High_Heel_Lover
11-21-2007, 08:40 PM
So in aww I can't even type!

High_Heel_Lover
11-21-2007, 08:47 PM
Ok one last look. WOW you should be naked all the time! The world would be a better place for it. I hope you don't mind but I have to show my husband :D

Djoser
11-21-2007, 09:05 PM
Good god, your poor husband, I wouldn't want to look at pictures of naked men!

As for the workout/genetic thing, I think it's mostly genetic--though I have been working out off and on for years and would not have the muscle I do without that. I know when I smoke cigarettes I lose weight really fast and look like shit, like in that avatar picture I used to have. I absolutely love working out with the bag but have had to ease way up on that since I got tendonitis in the wrist about 7 months ago when these pictures were taken. Boxingdoc told me it was a bitch to get rid of, she is right! Of course the pole tricks don't help the healing either, lol. Another 2 months and it should be alright, they tell me.

stellaforstars
11-21-2007, 09:15 PM
I feel MUCH better now, DJoser.

*sighs contentedly*

zxcire
11-21-2007, 09:42 PM
Fuck yes. :) your cock rocks. and I'm not shy to say that.

High_Heel_Lover
11-21-2007, 10:05 PM
He said you look so so there! lol

jaizaine
11-22-2007, 01:12 AM
Your penis looks a lot like my bf's penis. ;D

You are def the hottest guy around here and you would totally get molested every night if you worked at my club and not just by me!

pookie
11-22-2007, 06:03 AM
Djoser, do you have any vids of yourself pole dancing that we could admire?

nice pics =)

AlexxaHex
11-22-2007, 01:38 PM
VERY nice. :P The tape on the hand somehow makes it sexier.
I know you love your new camera and all, but I think you should get some professional shots done too. You really should model.

High_Heel_Lover
11-22-2007, 01:56 PM
Umm I must show my mom :D she needs to look and cheer up :)

High_Heel_Lover
11-22-2007, 02:00 PM
and my mom said "Dios MIO! clase macho! con tanta carne y yo con hambre" that means "OMG! what a man! man with so much meat and me so hungry" lol

Katrine
11-22-2007, 05:45 PM
...want to bite nipples...

FBR
11-23-2007, 10:52 PM
Fuck yes. :) your cock rocks. and I'm not shy to say that.

Hahaha DJ, you should soooo make this a siggy quote, you dawg.

FBR

Djoser
11-24-2007, 02:02 PM
Wow, that would be one hell of a siggy, LOL! Thanks to xcire for saying it, and you for suggesting it, but I hate guys that brag about their dicks constantly, which is effectively what I would be doing if I made it a siggy.

I think this thread is quite enough as it stands for me, haha--but at least I waited 5 years to post pictures.

stellaforstars
11-24-2007, 02:12 PM
^Djoser--you have every right to brag and we all know it.

You are one SUPERB fucking morsel of manhood.

High_Heel_Lover
11-24-2007, 04:06 PM
^Djoser--you have every right to brag and we all know it.

You are one SUPERB fucking morsel of manhood. HA!!! this should be the sig!

Kaiyla
11-24-2007, 04:22 PM
why did it ever take me so long to check out this thread?!;D

Roulette
11-26-2007, 11:53 PM
VERY nice. :P The tape on the hand somehow makes it sexier.

I had the exact same thoughts. seriously... I don't get it, but it's true.

jaizaine
12-15-2007, 05:00 AM
any UPdates?:D

Lexi
12-18-2007, 09:36 PM
You are a hot bastard. Kill me now... lol

Alaska
12-19-2007, 12:07 AM
Omg.

How in the world did I miss the DJoser glamour thread?!?!?!

?!?!?!

?!?!?!


I am like....not even telling you internet flirtatious stuff when I say that looking at yr body is getting me HOT.


Can you start a new thread? Ain't no one sick of you!

gOOOOOOOd lord.

xoxoGracexoxo
03-03-2008, 02:19 PM
How did I miss this? I heard there were naked DJoser pics somewhere in SW-land, but I had to hunt them down. And now that I've seen them, I whimper.

I, uh, have to go now.

zxcire
03-03-2008, 02:26 PM
Yeah fuck yeah!!!! Naked Djoser pics brought back to see the light of day once more!!!! ;D

High_Heel_Lover
03-03-2008, 09:31 PM
Yay revived DJ's hotness. Did you get a tripod? and when can we see new pictures, Oh man I need help lol

Sh0t
03-04-2008, 10:14 AM
Ok, sorry--here is one I haven't posted yet from that series. That little yellow spot on the mirror bugged me so I didn't, but what the hell. WARNING! NUDITY AHEAD!

I am going to put my pole back up in the next couple days, and will take some more on that soon. I am getting tired of these pictures, lol.







http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/8469irDvg/209146.jpg


QFT!

You should come join us over at

Djoser
03-04-2008, 04:06 PM
You should come join us over at www.lpsg.org

:rotfl:

OMFG, now I've seen everything. Who would have thought such a forum existed? I will check it out more thoroughly later. Do they have a thread about how the tip will hit the water in some toilets? I fucking hate that. The guys with the real monsters must deal with that constantly...

PS Look, my hand is swollen. LOL!

twisterinAZ
03-04-2008, 04:36 PM
OMG. I just went to that website. I laughed so hard I spit soup out my nose.

SundayMorning
03-06-2008, 08:45 PM
How did I miss this? I heard there were naked DJoser pics somewhere in SW-land, but I had to hunt them down. And now that I've seen them, I whimper.

I, uh, have to go now.

QFT! I curse the months that I was a member but unaware of this thread!

Seriously, Djoser. Chomp. Just chomp. All over.

zxcire
03-06-2008, 09:15 PM
Uhhhh. I'm such a dirty pervert. That's all. *keeps peeking*

AngelCummings
08-23-2011, 08:53 AM
a bit later--ok, i had to stand on a fucking box to get this, but here is djoser's djick...


http://www.adultpicturehosting.com/host/download/file.php?id=203


Fuck. Yesssssss.

mediocrity
08-25-2011, 05:16 AM
Cute, though I guess I need some perspective... While above average, I would say that's the most "average" of cock sizes I've seen. Maybe I've just gotten lucky?

pussyinboots
08-25-2011, 12:57 PM
How's about I give you a nice piece of long exposure babe....?! I'll come and play with your 'focal length'.....(or should that be 'f**kable length)......!!!}:D:-*

FiendishGyrator
08-28-2011, 07:53 PM
Neil Patrick Harris coming to BEAT YO ASS!

camille27
10-12-2011, 07:00 PM
unexpected thread.