View Full Version : "Pacman" Jones: the biggest SCJ in the universe?

05-12-2007, 07:53 AM

LOL...i guess some things are simply inevitable. the sun rises in east. john daly drinking a couple of cases of brewskis. a nba player being sued for paternity. ricky williams lighting up a doobie. me and divorce attorneys. pacman jones in a sc. in a strange twist, why are the bouncers snitching to NFL security? did they fear for their lives or are those meatheads thinking they're going to get a job or a tryout for singing like a canary?

05-12-2007, 08:05 AM
Pacman Jones Strip Club & Trial Video (http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2549)

05-12-2007, 08:13 AM
Maybe he tried to "make it rain" again, then insisted on taking all the water back.

05-12-2007, 10:47 AM
LMAO, Pacman is a punk, I'm glad the NFL banned his ass.

05-15-2007, 05:50 PM
He has problems. I'm glad Goodell dropped the hammer on him.

05-20-2007, 01:11 PM
why are the bouncers snitching to NFL security? did they fear for their lives or are those meatheads thinking they're going to get a job or a tryout for singing like a canary?What are the odds the tattletale bouncer already is NFL Security moonlighting? How incredibly ironic that would be.


05-31-2007, 06:10 PM
We have a new contestant for biggest SCJ in the universe, Alex Rodriquez of the Yankee's, apparently he's got the nickname "The King of Strip Clubs".

http://www.realgmbaseball.com/src_wiretap_archives/6257/20070531/source_a_rod_is_known_as_the_king_of_the_strip_clu bs/

A petite stripper at the Hustler Club said A-Rod "likes the she-male, muscular type. They brought me up to the champagne room one time. I spun around once and that was it. I'm not his type."

A-Rod also regularly hangs out at other strip clubs in New York, such as HeadQuarters and Rick's Cabaret.

"A-Rod is known as the king of the strip clubs," a source said. "He gives the girls his number to meet somewhere else later on."

06-01-2007, 10:18 PM
LOL..i saw the picture before i read the headline or article. did anyone else see the bottle blonde hair, sillycones, over-plucked eyebrows, skank wear and think, "stripper!". i sure did. anyway, as much as these guys cheat with other women but, more importantly, in the public eye. you think they would have enough sense not to get on the same elevator (or even be seen in public) with the broad to the hotel room.

06-02-2007, 02:33 PM
A-Rod's stripper Joslyn Noel Morse (http://dailyniner.com/joslynmorse1.shtml)


06-03-2007, 08:42 AM
is that her? LOL...well, it looks like my stripper radar was correct. still, i'll give her credit. she has a very fit body with a low % of body fat.

06-04-2007, 05:32 PM
A-Rod's stripper Joslyn Noel Morse (http://dailyniner.com/joslynmorse1.shtml)


Color me odd, but I don't find her very attractive. Meh, indeed.

06-04-2007, 07:43 PM

This morning on the local radio show, they were commenting that it wasn't fair that Pacman got banned just because he "slammed some whore's head". Oooooh, that pissed me off, but I had to go to work. Just proves that the world has yet to love and embrace the elusive stripper.

The Snark
06-04-2007, 09:13 PM
Kind of reminds me of Barry Bonds' first wife, who, according to most official reports, was a "cosmetology student" who was working as a "bartender" at a Montreal "sports bar" where she met dear Barry. But everyone here knows that the only thing she was working was a pole at the strip club where Bonds parked his charming ass whenever he was playing a series against the Expos.

06-05-2007, 12:30 PM
well, that's like a rite of passage for some rookie athletes. later, they trade them in for a younger, classier, non-stripper looking model, but still sees the stripper types on the side.

06-18-2007, 07:37 AM
Doesn't know when to quit.


06-20-2007, 08:38 PM
Felony charges for PacMan in Vegas:


06-21-2007, 05:08 AM
A Las Vegas police report says Jones showered dancers on stage with money from a black plastic trash bag - an act of tipping known as "making it rain." When two dancers began fighting over the money, Jones allegedly grabbed one by the hair and punched her.

Ugh. I can't imagine that kind of episode occuring as I sat in the front row or at the rail.

06-21-2007, 11:57 AM
Felony charges for PacMan in Vegas:


Did you click on the inset link to "On the Mark: The strip club epidemic"? It's the more interesting story I thought.

"First it was cocaine. Then it was steroids. Now it's clear that America's ballplayers have fallen victim to another insidious epidemic.

Contrary to the theory that athletes don't like playing on artificial surfaces, strippers have become the drug of choice for the sporting set.

But all's not lost. The time has come to talk about this problem that plagues so many. Not just ballplayers. Support groups would be a start. Just think how much Stephen and Barry and Mark and Patrick and Mo could have helped a poor soul like Pacman.

Truth is, a lot of guys can't handle this drug; they find freebasing less addictive. Being a star ballplayer doesn't protect you, either. No matter how much money you have, or how upscale and gentlemanly the establishment, eventually you reach a state of spiritual poverty....."

Maybe too extreme, calling it an epidemic, but the author is on the money when he writes "Truth is, a lot of guys can't handle this drug"

06-21-2007, 06:11 PM
I'm not sure how I missed that xdamage, funny stuff.

This part cracked me up:
"A little compassion is in order. Pacman, currently serving a one-year suspension from the NFL, has a problem. Consider the Minxx shooting. According to police, the incident began when Jones started showering the strippers with $81,020 in cash.Now you may wonder how a man physically gets that kind of money onstage. After all, how many bills will fit comfortably in the pockets of your cargo pants? But such a question neglects the fact that Pacman was beyond all reason. He had become silly with strippers. This is textbook addictive behavior."

As did this:
"Nothing good happens in strip joints. Either the manager gives you up to the gossip columns, or you end up discharging your side arm in the Club Rio parking lot like Stephen Jackson. Or you wind up like Patrick Ewing, testifying in a federal racketeering trial that a Gambino-connected skell arranged for sexual favors on the arm, so to speak. (Just what you want from a game that's bet with a point spread). Then again, you could be Mo Vaughn, and roll your pickup on the way home from yet another evening at the ever-gentlemanly Foxy Lady. Or, like baseball's soon-to-be home run king, you find a girl in a strip joint and make her your wife. Everybody knows that turned out great for Barry Bonds."


06-22-2007, 07:29 PM
Ugh. I can't imagine that kind of episode occuring as I sat in the front row or at the rail.well, i'm sure he had his reasons. allegedly, the 80 G's jones used for the money shower was strictly intended for visual effect not payment. so, when the strippers started to collect the money off the stage floor. apparently, jones and his entourage felt compelled to maintain their street cred by "biatch slapping the ho's who were trying to jack him for his paper" (a big shout out to urbandictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com)).

in a bizzare twist, the club's pimp..er..promoter (BTW, he owns a houston sc), who hired the strippers and allegedly ordered his biatches..uh..dancers to pick up the money, was later found by police with the money in his hotel room. he admitted to taking the money because,"he thought it was for the dancers". hmmm...if the police didn't find him with the money. i wonder how much of it would have gone to the girls?


06-23-2007, 05:10 PM
Pacman Jones Strip Club & Trial Video (http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2549)very good video. I wonder how much less attention this case would have received if his name was not pacman?

09-12-2007, 10:41 PM
Guess who's a new Tag Team Champion of TNA Wrestling?


09-14-2007, 06:40 AM
Bob: Except that's a picture of Jay Lethal, the new X-Division champ. (And yes, my "wrestling geek" quotient just doubled.)

09-15-2007, 02:43 PM
LOL, OK, I'll take your word for it

01-16-2008, 04:07 AM
More allegations:


Roger Goodell must be laughing right now.

01-17-2008, 12:30 AM
well, it's not as bad as i thought. after all, he punched a lawyer. still, he really needs to stop going to sc. it's too bad he never played for the Cowboys. he would have learned a responsible NFL player does his coke and beats up on strippers in a nondescript motel rooms not the sc.