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minalynx
07-29-2009, 08:20 AM
"Tombstone"

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

... and, of course:

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...

:D

minalynx
07-29-2009, 08:27 AM
"The Boondock Saints"

Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.
Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

...

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: God.
Rayvie: What?
Donna: Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

minalynx
08-17-2009, 10:21 AM
"Lethal Weapon 4"

Martin Riggs: Flied lice?
Uncle Benny: Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.

JayATee
08-17-2009, 03:05 PM
"Tombstone"

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

... and, of course:

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...

:D

I LOVE this movie and this is one of my fav scenes!!! ;D

PatheticLoserCuckold
08-17-2009, 03:36 PM
Harvey Keitel to John Travolta in Pulp Fiction

The Wolf: Do you think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin' Lash Larue.


(honorable mention)

Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs

"Are you gonna bark all day lil doggy or are you gonna bite?"

Michelle Chanel
08-17-2009, 03:57 PM
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-Billy Madison-

ChoclatDiva21
08-17-2009, 05:34 PM
From "The Master of Disguise"

This is what you're doing...this is what I want you to do.

minnow
08-18-2009, 01:03 AM
[quote=Melonie;1173947]two quotes from opposite extremes

" you want the truth ? you want the truth ? you can't HANDLE the truth " - Jack Nicholson in 'A Few Good Men'
>>>>>>>>>>>> snips...............
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

If you all would kindly indulge me a "slight" threadjack: My favorite is a parody of the above Nicholson/Cruise banter, except it involves the corporate world, with a HSP (Highly Skilled Professional) in Jack Nicholson role, and a S (Supervisor) filling in Tom Cruise role. The parodied familiar banter concludes with this "Code Red" question take:

S: "Did you expense the lapdances?"

HSP: "I did the job I was hired to do."

S: "DID YOU EXPENSE THE LAPDANCES?"

HSP: "YOU'RE GO#@%^N RIGHT I DID!!!!"

Michelle Chanel
09-13-2009, 02:58 PM
The Gladiator Movie,Maximus Decimus Meridius: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. (He says this to Commodus)

Maximus: I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
Commodus: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?
Maximus: You must know. He was your father.

hockeybobby
09-13-2009, 05:14 PM
A couple from Clint Eastwood:

The Schofield Kid (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0941316/): [after killing a man for the first time] It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.
Will Munny (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0941316/): Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): We all got it coming, kid.

from The Unforgiven

Bounty hunter #1 (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0151405/): You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1 (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0151405/): A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

from The Outlaw Josey Wales

bem401
09-13-2009, 05:34 PM
^^^^ I thought this was even better from Clint:

Walt Kowalski( to a group of thugs ): "you know how sometimes you run into someone you shouldn't have fucked with?"

( pauses and spits )

Walt Kowalski: "Well, that's me"

from Gran Torino

or how about :

Harry Callahan: " we're not just going to let you walk out of here"

robber: "who is we, sucka ?"

Harry Callahan: "Me, and Smith and Wesson"

from Magnum Force?

minalynx
09-14-2009, 12:00 PM
"Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas"

Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: "Can I call you a cab?"
Police Chief: [screaming] "Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker."
-----
Raoul Duke: [commenting on the song "One Toke Over the Line"]
"One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats!"

Christyismyalias
09-28-2009, 12:51 AM
*Dude, Wheres my Car*

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?

:)

Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?

*Pretty Woman*

--Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everyone's got a dream, some dreams come true, some don't 'cause this is Hollywood. So keep on dreaming.


--50 Bucks Gradpa, for 75 the wife can watch

J.D.
09-28-2009, 12:57 AM
"You gotta keep on keepin on"

"Life's a garden, dig it"

" You cryin boy? Why don't you go down to McDonalds and get yourself a Whaaaburger and some French Cries!"

- Joe Dirt

I actually use all of these on a weekly basis.

eagle2
09-28-2009, 01:53 AM
Animal House:

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

vmurphy252
09-28-2009, 10:53 PM
"Shit, man, I'm a natural born killer."

vmurphy252
09-28-2009, 10:59 PM
"waaAAAaallee"

Djoser
09-29-2009, 02:39 AM
My favorite movie lines are ones I've gotten to use in real life.

Such as: 'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...' Bladerunner

'If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the cops' I forget which fucking movie

Melonie
09-29-2009, 03:12 AM
My favorite movie lines are ones I've gotten to use in real life.

oh, you mean like this ...

Gene Wilder in 'Young Frankenstein' , while simultaneously looking at castle doors and lifting Terry Gar out of hay wagon ...

'What Knockers !"

Terri Garr ... 'vhy tank you Doktor !'

bem401
09-29-2009, 05:32 AM
Was sitting at the bar in my local club yesterday talking with the bartender and quoting movie lines. Because of where she was she especially liked the following:

" Don't you people have jobs?" Judge Smayles ( Ted Knight ) in Caddyshack when he encounters the usual crowd of people gathered in the locker room.

yoda57us
09-29-2009, 05:47 AM
Dorothy to the Scarecrow...

"What would you do with a brain if you had one?"

bem401
09-29-2009, 06:06 AM
More classics from Caddyshack:

1. Greenskeeper Carl (Bill Murray) talking to Ty Webb (Chevy Chase)

Carl : " you live over there on Elm, right? You have a pool there don't you?"

Ty : " We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you."

2. Judge Smayles : " I've sentenced boys younger than him to the electric chair. Didn't want to do it, felt I owed it to him".

3. Ty to Smayles : "People don't say that about you as far as you know".

4. Spalding : " I want a hamburger.. no, a cheeseburger"

Judge Smayles : " You'll have nothing and like it"

eagle2
09-29-2009, 05:36 PM
Austin Powers:

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

stressed
09-29-2009, 09:18 PM
My favorite movie of all time


No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you.

Welton Academy, hello. Yes he is, just a moment. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.

"But only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be."

Phone call from God. If it had been collect, that would have been daring!

Oh captain, my captain.

So what are you going to do? Charlie?
Damn it Neil, the name is Nuwanda.

Sorry so many but there are so many--i have watched this movie a gazillion times
My favorite scene is this next series of lines.

Close your eyes, close your eyes! Close 'em! Now, describe what you see.
Uh, I-I close my eyes.
Yes.
Uh, and this image floats beside me.
A sweaty-toothed madman.
A sweaty-toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brain.
Oh, that's *excellent*! Now, give him action - make him do something!
H-His hands reach out and choke me.
That's it! Wonderful, wonderful!
And all the time he's mumbling.
What's he mumbling?
Mumbling truth.
Yeah, yes.
Truth like-like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold.
Forget them, forget them! Stay with the blanket. Tell me about that blanket!
Y-Y-You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying t-to the moment we leave dying, it'll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.

ArmySGT.
09-29-2009, 09:52 PM
oh, you mean like this ...

Gene Wilder in 'Young Frankenstein' , while simultaneously looking at castle doors and lifting Terry Gar out of hay wagon ...

'What Knockers !"

Terri Garr ... 'vhy tank you Doktor !'

Young Frakenstein.

"Sir, the peasants are revolting!"
" I know they are, but what are they doing now?"

vmurphy252
09-30-2009, 06:15 AM
My favorite movie of all time


No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you.

Welton Academy, hello. Yes he is, just a moment. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.

"But only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be."

Phone call from God. If it had been collect, that would have been daring!

Oh captain, my captain.

So what are you going to do? Charlie?
Damn it Neil, the name is Nuwanda.

Sorry so many but there are so many--i have watched this movie a gazillion times
My favorite scene is this next series of lines.

Close your eyes, close your eyes! Close 'em! Now, describe what you see.
Uh, I-I close my eyes.
Yes.
Uh, and this image floats beside me.
A sweaty-toothed madman.
A sweaty-toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brain.
Oh, that's *excellent*! Now, give him action - make him do something!
H-His hands reach out and choke me.
That's it! Wonderful, wonderful!
And all the time he's mumbling.
What's he mumbling?
Mumbling truth.
Yeah, yes.
Truth like-like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold.
Forget them, forget them! Stay with the blanket. Tell me about that blanket!
Y-Y-You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying t-to the moment we leave dying, it'll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.
"YAWP!"
"She walks in beauty, like the night..." (Of course, quoting the movie quoting Byron; wonder who this might apply to on the site...)

bem401
09-30-2009, 06:22 AM
Sorry so many but there are so many--i have watched this movie a gazillion times


Care to identify the movie? I recognize none of those lines ( and I see a lot movies ).

vmurphy252
09-30-2009, 06:24 AM
Dead Poet's Society

bem401
09-30-2009, 06:30 AM
That might have been my guess but I never saw it.

minalynx
09-30-2009, 08:23 AM
"Pineapple Express"

Red: "Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells."

Dale Denton: "Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?"

Red: "Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to."

Dale Denton: "It belongs to me!"

Red: "Then the dragon..."

stressed
09-30-2009, 11:13 AM
"YAWP!"
"She walks in beauty, like the night..." (Of course, quoting the movie quoting Byron; wonder who this might apply to on the site...)

Haha that would be a barbaric YAWP:P

Dead poets honor

vmurphy252
09-30-2009, 11:20 AM
He doesn't say "barbaric" when he finally does the "YAWP!"... ;)

stressed
09-30-2009, 03:59 PM
^^^
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

ArmySGT.
09-30-2009, 04:05 PM
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full. - Top Gun

I used this in the Army in place of "hell no, won't happen."

stressed
09-30-2009, 04:08 PM
^^^Haha i have actually heard that when i was in the military