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Sophia_Ashley
09-11-2008, 01:35 PM
we need a gang of bitter old cunts.

AlexxaHex
09-11-2008, 02:06 PM
we need a gang of bitter old cunts.

With glittery, monogrammed jackets.

CKXXX
09-11-2008, 02:08 PM
Oh MY GODLESSNESS. I was in college. *feels mega-old*


Meh...I was many years OUT of college...if you are mega old..what the hell am I???:'(

AlexxaHex
09-11-2008, 02:10 PM
Actually I should have been done with college at that time but I waited to go.

Sophia_Ashley
09-11-2008, 02:11 PM
With glittery, monogrammed jackets.

um yah!

Im thinking Grease the movie meets video vixens of the 90's.

Sophia_Ashley
09-11-2008, 02:12 PM
Meh...I was many years OUT of college...if you are mega old..what the hell am I???:'(

we are all just a few years apart I think.

We should have a contest to see who's vagina spits out the most dust.

CKXXX
09-11-2008, 02:22 PM
we are all just a few years apart I think.

We should have a contest to see who's vagina spits out the most dust.


Well at 35 I think I'm one of the oldest on here still in the industry!

<<spits dust at Sophia...>>>

Optimist
09-11-2008, 02:22 PM
I get the feeling you guys think I'm like chomping at the bit to be a bitch to someone, but more than likely I'm just playing poker and coming over here between hands. I've usually got like ten things going on.

Being a bitch is merely a distraction, not my main interest when I'm working online. See!

OMG I'm a full tilt girl too! ;D

AlexxaHex
09-11-2008, 02:25 PM
Only 29 here. I guess y'all ARE really old.

;)

Optimist
09-11-2008, 02:29 PM
Oh I left because a certain male poster (this is the cliff notes version) drove me insane. But, that did little good as he's come back with 3 different handle names. All being banned ..again.

You know...

OMG!!!! I'm so late. Welcome welcome welcome back! :D I was worried about why you left abruptly. Yea, girlie!

virgoamm
09-11-2008, 02:30 PM
I'm 31 *sniffles*

Sophia_Ashley
09-11-2008, 02:31 PM
Damn Opt .You are late! lol

So Cam did you spit that dust at me with your vagina? Cuz if so ..I think I'm in love. It has to have some crusted glitter and sparkles though to go with the aged stripper ;)

I'm 30. So...I'm around there.

Optimist
09-11-2008, 02:35 PM
we need a gang of bitter old cunts.


With glittery, monogrammed jackets.

I LOVE that!

lazydaisy
09-11-2008, 02:38 PM
Meh...I was many years OUT of college...if you are mega old..what the hell am I???:'(

I was devasted by that thread too. Born in '90? ppffhttt

*sniff sniff* I'm going home to cry now.

CKXXX
09-11-2008, 02:38 PM
So Cam did you spit that dust at me with your vagina? Cuz if so ..I think I'm in love. It has to have some crusted glitter and sparkles though to go with the aged stripper ;)



Of course!! It smells like vanilla body spray too...:P

Sophia_Ashley
09-11-2008, 02:40 PM
haha girl if you are OLD then it has to smell like Malibu Musk because I promise you before there was vanilla body spray the girls at work wore that body imposters shit. When I was 17 and dancing with 40+ year olds ..that is what the dressing room smelled like.

Sophia_Ashley
09-11-2008, 02:41 PM
I LOVE that!

Can you appreciate my vision of Too $horts "Don't fight the feelin'" chicks that wore the jackets "Sweet & Sassy"

CKXXX
09-11-2008, 02:50 PM
haha girl if you are OLD then it has to smell like Malibu Musk because I promise you before there was vanilla body spray the girls at work wore that body imposters shit. When I was 17 and dancing with 40+ year olds ..that is what the dressing room smelled like.
LOL...but I didnt start dancing until I was @27..in 2000. So I dont have some of the REALLY old school stripper habits!!

Sophia_Ashley
09-11-2008, 03:14 PM
Girl I do. And the pumps to prove it (I did part with the "evening" gloves we used to wear) ...tragic shit I tell you ;)

MissTeaze
09-11-2008, 05:06 PM
Im not old... but I feel old lol.

Grade 6 for 9/11?!?!?!?! Fuck I was senior year of high school :O Supposed to have already graduated lol(yay for being fail!).

I'll be 24 in a couple weeks and I feel 50. Damn my broken body!!

As for assumptions... I always picture SA as a dead sexy alternative chick. Like the kind of dead sexy that makes you stop and drool when she passes you on the street.

I also picture CK as being so wild and crazy in bed that your left there shaking at the end because you can't feel your body.

I picture kiera as being that toddler in the grocery store cereal isle throwing herself on the ground banging her hands and feet screaming at the top of her lungs because Mommy wont buy the cereal with the toy in the box.

kitty260
09-11-2008, 05:32 PM
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MissTeaze
09-11-2008, 05:50 PM
OMG. I rarely laugh out loud at something I read, but I just snorked pepsi through my nose big time.

Now I'm going to be giggling about that while I write my midterm. Damn your witty self.


I wrote that just for you Kitty ;)

kitty260
09-11-2008, 06:29 PM
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Budai
09-11-2008, 06:33 PM
I picture kiera as being that toddler in the grocery store cereal isle throwing herself on the ground banging her hands and feet screaming at the top of her lungs because Mommy wont buy the cereal with the toy in the box.


Like her male counterpart...

txchick008
09-11-2008, 06:34 PM
^^

OMG, how perfect.

:rotfl:

RoseLeigh
09-11-2008, 07:40 PM
What is up with the dancing Chewbaccas? I love them. I want them to dance across my screen like Whammys.

ahmeerah
09-11-2008, 07:42 PM
If i.breathe.in lived in NY she'd live or hang out in Williamsburg (Brooklyn).

Joplin
09-11-2008, 08:10 PM
I wasn't born in the 90's yall, so take some solace in that if you can! ahah

I guess my biggest misconception is thinking I'm yalls age, or at least around it. I swear I think I'm like 24. When I hear "Hi I'm 18 and want to start dancing blah blah blah HELP!" my first response is "wow your so young!". I shit you not.

Being young but generally not acting like it has it's many disadvantages, trust me. I can't wait till I'm in my mid 20's.

I picture any not OBVIOUSLY girly sounding name like, Rozz as a guy and skim over it until I realize that I haven't heard any boy bashing and then go back and read their post. I need blatant chick sounding things like Princess so and so or Emily.

gingerlee
09-11-2008, 08:45 PM
What is up with the dancing Chewbaccas? I love them. I want them to dance across my screen like Whammys.

Big bucks....NO Whammys! ;D

Budai
09-11-2008, 09:20 PM
What is up with the dancing Chewbaccas? I love them. I want them to dance across my screen like Whammys.

RoseLeigh:

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ahmeerah
09-11-2008, 09:30 PM
For the longest time I thought Yekhefeh had brown-skin like me. Then she posted a pic of herself. So wrong.

Nautilus
09-11-2008, 09:33 PM
ok - i put this off last time for whatever reason but here goes:

rozz - i swear you are this girl i started dancing with back in 98 who lives on the coast here. you write EXACTLY the same way, same turn of phrase, same throw-away lines and i'm pretty sure you could make me pee my pants laughing... just like she can. are you her? you are... aren't you! aren't you! (and yes, that would make you australian - tho' pale-skinned, dark-hair and full of trouble!!!)

lysondra - i imagine you have a wireless router built into a titanium plate in your head (which is why you can't feel pain). you have a silicon keyboard in your palm, which is why you are post-queen round here.

emily - i assume doesn't give a rat's about much but making $$$, ferrets and poker - and i totally respect that. i don't need group hugs - and she ain't given 'em! w00t.

TOTH - i imagine a girl who has a complex narrative running as her daily commentary as she goes about her business, and we are lucky enough to get snippets of it from time to time

melonie - a financial and boob information pinata -- if we poke her a little bit with a stick all these little bits of paper with financial info come flowing out for us to scavenge and stuff into our pockets (or garters, for those of you who couldn't be bothered getting dressed for this).

yek - an earthen type who never wears shoes... EVER... i expect her to receive her oscar for screenwriting sans shoes.... (or lose all cred foreva!)

jaiz - very clever about not rubbing the amount of intellectual horse-power under the hood in everyone's faces -- but you're smart missy, i know it... no amount of boob can dissuade me.

mily - you're Ash.

Budai - an expat in Tokyo

TOO - i assume he wears his underwear on the outside, because given the tailspin he seems to send a lot of girls into on here, i assume he must be a superhero... (you could bottle that formula, TOO).

optimist - slap me, i thought you were a dude too!

susan wayward - cleans faster than i can mouth off - and that's not fair... ;)

there are lots more but i'll be here all day if i give my 2c assumptions about everyone...

oh wait... one more....

ginger lee - i imagine her as a tiny little doll in a glass case... is that weird... maybe too weird?

not as weird as the dream i had three nights ago where yek was downstairs putting on makeup, yelling out to cam keys (who was feigning sleep upstairs) what she was going to do to her when she got up there.

jaizaine
09-11-2008, 09:36 PM
jaiz - very clever about not rubbing the amount of intellectual horse-power under the hood in everyone's faces -- but you're smart missy, i know it... no amount of boob can dissuade me.


:P ;D I like this!!

jaizaine
09-11-2008, 09:38 PM
lysondra - i imagine you have a wireless router built into a titanium plate in your head (which is why you can't feel pain). you have a silicon keyboard in your palm, which is why you are post-queen round here.



well she does have a circuit tattoed on the back of her neck.

Nautilus
09-11-2008, 09:40 PM
isn't the power button on her lower spine, too? the truth is out

gingerlee
09-11-2008, 09:47 PM
ginger lee - i imagine her as a tiny little doll in a glass case... is that weird... maybe too weird?


That's not weird. It's actually kinda funny. I had a boyfriend once who said he should keep me behind glass, because I was always finding a way to break myself in the strangest ways. :-[

Nautilus
09-11-2008, 10:13 PM
i think it's like 'i dream of jeannie' - except you have a glass case instead of a bottle.

Cassandra39
09-11-2008, 10:39 PM
Here are a couple of mine..

I had a dream I was in a weird smoke shop with i.breath.in and she look JUST like her avater it was sooo scary. She was wearing striped knee socks with legwarmers over them. Very odd and then I lost my shoes but thats aside the point just a weird dream from too much SW time lol.

TigersMilk- I was lurking for a while and never knew she was black. I always imagined her being as white as can be, that was a big surprise when I saw pictures.

Txchick- I feel like she is what she says she is, I can imagine her being super hot, super fake Barbie (not an insult just my image) and whatever she wasn't born with she bought to make her perfect. And wow that came out bitchy but I didn't mean it, you're hot Txchick!

Gingerlee- I second whoever said she was a little doll you keep in a little glass case and never touch. I imagine her so perfect and proper and little.

I drew a huge blank I'll add more. But I can say I get so weirded out seeing pictures of people, no one is like I imagine. I almost get dissapointed that people don't fit the little mental image I had created of them.

Luxurious1
09-11-2008, 11:00 PM
I think gingerlee is that girl that doesnt come off as a threat but then you see her on stage and your like DAMN! she seems so sweet but naughty }:D

renaissance
09-12-2008, 12:28 AM
Great, now I see ALL of you sitting in front of your computers in some velour track pants, with a box of baby wipes next to a stack of ones, playing FullTiltPoker (and beating me!!), and hacking every other minute with a full-blown case of glitter lung!

;D

Ohhh, and I changed my avatar (who knows how long I'll keep it up) but it's of ME so you can all make crazy assumptions about me too :)

Lysondra
09-12-2008, 01:57 AM
well she does have a circuit tattoed on the back of her neck.



I have circuit boards on my ass with a power button and binary... and inputs on my neck for keyboards, USB, mouse, and firewire...

so yeah, Nautilus is pretty close! hahaha.

TigersMilk
09-12-2008, 02:39 AM
TigersMilk- I was lurking for a while and never knew she was black. I always imagined her being as white as can be, that was a big surprise when I saw pictures.


Haha my friends IRL have said I'm the whitest black person they have ever met. Now pass the cornbread and kool aid - red flavor please;D

StarryEyes
09-12-2008, 02:39 AM
I imagine TXchick to be 5'6"or 5'7", but I know she is very petite IRL.

Andygirl
09-12-2008, 07:55 AM
haha girl if you are OLD then it has to smell like Malibu Musk because I promise you before there was vanilla body spray the girls at work wore that body imposters shit. When I was 17 and dancing with 40+ year olds ..that is what the dressing room smelled like.

OMG, the designer imposter aerosol sprays were awful! But I remember that shit like it was yesterday. This one old stripper (she was 31 at the time, haha!) used to spray "Giorgio" directly into her cunt. She reeked of Eau de Grandma from the most inappropriate places......;D

Djoser
09-12-2008, 07:59 AM
She reeked of Eau de Grandma...

:rotfl:

We have one of those, though I don't know if she sprays it up there. I know she is there before I ever see her, though.

Lysondra
09-12-2008, 08:25 AM
I always pictured Jay Zeno as some kinda beefy trucker type, actually.

Joy to the world
09-12-2008, 08:31 AM
ginger lee - i imagine her as a tiny little doll in a glass case... is that weird... maybe too weird?


this is two funny because the first time I met her I thought she looked like a doll, all perfect and petite with a adorable accent

sparkleeyz
09-12-2008, 08:31 AM
For some reason, I always picture paintgoddess as a black girl. I know that she's Italian, but I always picture her as a black girl. LOL

winterrose
09-12-2008, 08:44 AM
I picture Kitana as about 5'11", tanned dark, about a c cup, long legs with long curly black hair and green eyes. Don't know why, but I think she probably has dimples to when she smiles.

Lysondra
09-12-2008, 08:44 AM
Wow, that's funny, I always pictured katana as a short busty asian with a sharp tongue.