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cutey5032
09-12-2008, 10:22 AM
For some reason, I always picture paintgoddess as a black girl. I know that she's Italian, but I always picture her as a black girl. LOL

OMG so did I!!!! Hell, up until you just said that I really thought she was! haha

MeanGirl
09-12-2008, 11:48 AM
I always pictured Jay Zeno as some kinda beefy trucker type, actually.

In my mind he always looks like Jay Leno just b/c it sounds similar;D.

txchick008
09-12-2008, 01:43 PM
Txchick- I feel like she is what she says she is, I can imagine her being super hot, super fake Barbie (not an insult just my image) and whatever she wasn't born with she bought to make her perfect. And wow that came out bitchy but I didn't mean it, you're hot Txchick!



No offense taken! I had horrible teeth and boobs! (Only two things I've purchased).

Oh wait...hair extensions too! hahaha, so...you were right on! }:D

RoseLeigh
09-12-2008, 03:52 PM
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StarryEyes
09-12-2008, 04:07 PM
My turn!!

gingerlee
09-12-2008, 04:17 PM
this is two funny because the first time I met her I thought she looked like a doll, all perfect and petite with a adorable accent

Somehow I pictured you as taller, but I was the same way about Fancygirl. When I finally met ya'll I was like, 'damn, they're both shorter than I imagined'.

I thought Cameron would have a crazy Jersey accent even though she has been in FL for a while, and I thought she was the type of girl that would beat somebody's ass on a porn set if they pissed her off bad enough.

I thought PhillyDJ would be a kind of dorky looking tall guy with really short hair and glasses. Yeah.....I was totally wrong on that one. I got a guy that looked like Nikki Sixx and Chris Angel had a baby.

illusions_charm
09-12-2008, 04:36 PM
I am always amazed when I actually meet people I "KNOW" online - just how different they look (from what I imagined) or how different their voices sound when I talk to them on the phone - funny how we all make asumptions whether we want to or not - I was on a site for 3 years where we all had cartoon avatars it took me forever to see them as people and not cartoons! :D

TheSexKitten
09-12-2008, 04:44 PM
I picture Guenevere as having a perfect body and a really sweet temperament. But that's not such a weird assumption I guess. :)

Lysondra
09-12-2008, 06:51 PM
Lys, I always thought you were tall. And then you said you were 5'1. I still imagine you as tall, haha.

I always imagine Emily holding a Pomeranian, just chilling and typing. I think she's mentioned that is her favorite dog.

I look tall! It's WEIRD. My body is shaped so I'm really short but I -look- tall. It's great for car modelling, I make a car look bigger, haha.

RoseLeigh
09-12-2008, 10:18 PM
My turn!!




Chewbaccas for all!

ViolaStrings
09-12-2008, 10:22 PM
^ uh, I'm pretty sure that's a yeti. Get it right

kidding

RoseLeigh
09-12-2008, 10:26 PM
^ uh, I'm pretty sure that's a yeti. Get it right

kidding

Yeah, I think it is, too. Yeti truffle shuffle?

Nautilus
09-12-2008, 10:27 PM
^^ yeti's are like, white, so.... whateva... :-p

i think he's a werewolf

RoseLeigh
09-12-2008, 10:29 PM
^^Either way, he sure can cut a rug. ;D

ViolaStrings
09-12-2008, 10:41 PM
^ at my house we call it "making a rumpus".

Nautilus
09-12-2008, 11:02 PM
this escalated quickly.

yes. yes he can.

Yekhefah
09-12-2008, 11:05 PM
I thought Cameron would have a crazy Jersey accent even though she has been in FL for a while, and I thought she was the type of girl that would beat somebody's ass on a porn set if they pissed her off bad enough.

She would, too. I've seen her pop a taser at a man's ass for getting mouthy with us, and more. Don't fuck with Cameron Keys, or anyone she likes! She'll fuck you up! (And that Jersey accent does come out a little bit when she's pissed off, it's awesome.)

I haven't been reading this thread and now I'm curious if there are assumptions about me, haha.

My own assumptions... I read everything Djoser posts and hear it in that deep theatrical strip-club-DJ voice. I too always picture Emily posting with Root Beer on her lap, even though I know his adorableness is gone (and in my mind, Emily is over six feet tall, though I don't know how tall she actually is). I have others but I'm a little drunk right now and can't remember, I'll post some more later.

Oh, and Jay Zeno is actually really sexy. I mean really really. He reminded me of one of my college professors that was purely distinguished silver hot. He's good-looking in that gentlemanly way and he's really suave and classy. Definitely not the dork earlier on this page. That surprised me too.

austinatalie
09-13-2008, 04:27 AM
I wonder if people really picture me as a sexy tiger.

Lysondra
09-13-2008, 06:05 AM
I know how Yekhefah is but I still think of her as this cute petite blonde... <3 No more blonde.

I picture Emily as being the most fun to be around at clubs. Like... she's mature and responsible but makes great jokes and is friendly and just the person everyone wants to hang around with.

I always picture Djoser with a scar on his face... a sexy 'I got this saving your life, stripper' scar on his face with big ol' muscles. I want to lick him. I'd give him a blowjob behind the podium any day. :blush:

Polekitten
09-13-2008, 08:03 AM
I always picture Gingerlee naked, like all the time. When I see her posting I imagine her just lazing around naked cooking naked, on her computer naked, I'm not sure why, maybe it's coz you can see boobies in her av.

LuckyOne
09-13-2008, 09:52 AM
I picture Guenevere as having a perfect body and a really sweet temperament. But that's not such a weird assumption I guess. :)

That one is pretty accurate.

hannah83
09-13-2008, 10:30 AM
I always picture Gingerlee naked, like all the time. When I see her posting I imagine her just lazing around naked cooking naked, on her computer naked, I'm not sure why, maybe it's coz you can see boobies in her av.

I see her like that too. Constantly naked. I know it's wrong, but oh well. ::)

I see Darcy as being that wild girl at the bar who just doesn't give a fuck about anything but having fun. Doesn't worry about what others may thing, lives for the moment.

GCG, I will *always* see you as hoolahooping. I should have never watched that darn video b/c now i picture you hoola-hooping all the time.

Pretty_Penny
09-13-2008, 10:33 AM
i too, picture gingerlee naked all the time.

Deni
09-13-2008, 10:55 AM
I wonder if people really picture me as a sexy tiger.

Before I met you I thought you'd have dark hair...no idea why. I was right on the tall part, though! :P

rozz
09-13-2008, 03:31 PM
I picture any not OBVIOUSLY girly sounding name like, Rozz as a guy and skim over it until I realize that I haven't heard any boy bashing and then go back and read their post. I need blatant chick sounding things like Princess so and so or Emily.



rozz - i swear you are this girl i started dancing with back in 98 who lives on the coast here. you write EXACTLY the same way, same turn of phrase, same throw-away lines and i'm pretty sure you could make me pee my pants laughing... just like she can. are you her? you are... aren't you! aren't you! (and yes, that would make you australian - tho' pale-skinned, dark-hair and full of trouble!!!)

Okay, fer the record: lived in Massachusetts all my life, and my genetalia is, and always has been, an innie. I was 14 in '98, and ludicrously chubby, so I think dancing is out for that time frame. But I am tremendously pale (more so since relocating to New Hampshire and living in the college library) and I do have dark hair. So two points for Nautilis. You may redeem your points for brownies at any time.

My turn!

Lysondra: Please don't take this the wrong way. I picture you as the female version of my brother. To shed some light on what that means: my brother is a computer nut, lives to network, build, and generally fuck with computers. He loves Linux and installs it on anything. Seriously (even his alarm clock). He's pale and kinda socially awkward, but cute and very sarcastic when he's comfortable with you. He often makes me laugh so hard that I have to run to the bathroom, for fear of soiling my Wonder Woman underoos.

Emily: I imagine your chest to be a wonder to behold, like aurora borealis, or a solar eclipse. I think that I would be blinded from tooking directly at them. But it would be worth it. :O

Djoser: I always picture you shirtless, looking kind of like Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (is that weird?). I think you'd be bomb to hang out with, but that I'd feel utterly out-classed in terms of grace, given your ability on the pole and my own ability to trip over a flat, stable surface.

AlexxaHexx: I think you would fuck me up. Seriously. I don't want to meet you in a dark alley. Or even a well-lit one. I think you'd cut me. ;D But you're totally awesome and cool.

Gingerlee: Whenever I picture you, I see the youporn link someone put up here a while ago. You are smokin hot, and I will forever see you as a dirty schoolgirl. Are you wearing a short plaid skirt skirt right now? Cause I'd die. I'd die of the sexy.

GoldCoastGirl: I see you constantly in your car, on the go, cursing your GPS, trying to get to a private party where you know the guys will be cheapasses, anyway. I picture the car being a Ford Escort (yes, I know it's waaay too much detail, and incredibly off-the-mark).

Yekhefah: I see you wearing an apron and making cookies. Not one of those old-timey aprons, but a don't-fuck-with-me apron. I have no idea why. Do you love with food? I love with food. Maybe that's why.

Sxybrat: I see you in a smartcar, sweating over schoolwork. When are we doing the smart cross-country trip? Take a break from stats and come see me. I'll meet you halfway.

Hmm. There are more, but they escape me now. I hope I haven't offended anyone with my odd ramblings. :)

Pretty_Penny
09-13-2008, 04:33 PM
weird.... i picture goldcoastgirl in her car all the time too.

rozz
09-13-2008, 04:37 PM
weird.... i picture goldcoastgirl in her car all the time too.

Yes! Not just me! My weirdness goes down a few pegs!

Oh, Pretty Penny, I picture you doing weird Close? ;D

cinammonkisses
09-13-2008, 05:18 PM
Hey, that's cool! I like to think I am that way. But really I'm just an old, bitter, evil cunt. :D
I always picture you as this super weird rocker chick with wild hair colors and piercings, and tatts everywhere..It's not to off the target sthough right..I know you like Wu-Tang ;D

Optimist: I always picture her as her avatar (Melysa Ford)
Gingerlee: Like alot of you, I too picture here naked on SW constantly
Emily: I always picture her as the ditzy blonde who all the girls hate but the men love.
CKXXX: I always assume she gets as annoyed as I do when people say "ck" and they are either talking about her or me
IndianPrincess: I see you as exotic from like New Delhi

Yekhefah
09-13-2008, 06:35 PM
Yekhefah: I see you wearing an apron and making cookies. Not one of those old-timey aprons, but a don't-fuck-with-me apron. I have no idea why. Do you love with food? I love with food. Maybe that's why.

:laughing: Love WITH food? Not sure what that means, but I do love food, haha.

I don't own any aprons, but I desperately want some and have for awhile. I want some cute vintagey ones... although now I want a don't-fuck-with-me-apron. I can't really picture that but I want it. It sounds fucking awesome.

Oh, and cookies are rare. It's usually bread. We're not up for sweets very often, but we go through a hell of a lot of fresh-baked bread in this house. I've got a beer-mustard bread baking right now.

rozz
09-13-2008, 06:59 PM
:laughing: Love WITH food? Not sure what that means, but I do love food, haha.

I don't own any aprons, but I desperately want some and have for awhile. I want some cute vintagey ones... although now I want a don't-fuck-with-me-apron. I can't really picture that but I want it. It sounds fucking awesome.

Oh, and cookies are rare. It's usually bread. We're not up for sweets very often, but we go through a hell of a lot of fresh-baked bread in this house. I've got a beer-mustard bread baking right now.

My family loves with food. Not very demonstrable people, in general, but you can tell when we love you by the quantity and quality of food made. I bake when I care.

I want to make you a don't-fuck-with-me apron now. It's fun to take items that are traditionally feminine and make them all angry-like. I have a pattern somewhere for an angry apron. I'll see if I can dig it up.

austinatalie
09-13-2008, 06:59 PM
^^ I think she means expressing your love with food.

gingerlee
09-13-2008, 09:01 PM
I always picture Gingerlee naked, like all the time. When I see her posting I imagine her just lazing around naked cooking naked, on her computer naked, I'm not sure why, maybe it's coz you can see boobies in her av.


I see her like that too. Constantly naked. I know it's wrong, but oh well. ::)



i too, picture gingerlee naked all the time.

It's probably because half the time when I'm on SW...I'm naked. :D

StarryEyes
09-13-2008, 09:12 PM
My family loves with food. Not very demonstrable people, in general, but you can tell when we love you by the quantity and quality of food made. I bake when I care.

Ohhhhh! When you said "love with food" I thought you meant fucking someone with food involved...i.e. whipped cream, chocolate syrup on private parts....zucchini & cucumber in the coo...


Duh. I'm such a perv.

ColetteCalahan
09-13-2008, 09:18 PM
man... it's really awesome how many people i've met since i first contributed to this thread forever ago. i have a LOT less assumptions. i mean, there are very few people whose pictures i haven't seen/videos i haven't watched/haven't met in person. i feel like i DO know many of you!

Yekhefah
09-14-2008, 10:06 AM
My family loves with food. Not very demonstrable people, in general, but you can tell when we love you by the quantity and quality of food made. I bake when I care.

I want to make you a don't-fuck-with-me apron now. It's fun to take items that are traditionally feminine and make them all angry-like. I have a pattern somewhere for an angry apron. I'll see if I can dig it up.

I want to see what an angry apron looks like! :D

And yeah, I see what you mean now... that's totally me, I do indeed cook as an act of love.

AlexxaHex
09-14-2008, 10:13 AM
I always picture you as this super weird rocker chick with wild hair colors and piercings, and tatts everywhere..It's not to off the target sthough right..I know you like Wu-Tang ;D


No, I LOVE Wu-Tang. Cerously.

I've lost the mohawk and most of the piercings. I still have the tats. But really my hair is long and chocolate brown and I'm just a boring old mom now.

But Rozz is right, I'd cut a bitch. :rotfl:

ColetteCalahan
09-14-2008, 10:23 AM
I've lost the mohawk and most of the piercings. I still have the tats. But really my hair is long and chocolate brown and I'm just a boring old mom now.

OOOh... pretty! (pic request?? ;D)

Polekitten
09-14-2008, 10:28 AM
It's probably because half the time when I'm on SW...I'm naked. :D

I was right then! Yes!

I always picture GCG draped in kittens, probably because I know she fosters them plus I remeber seeing and online diary see did were there seemed to be kittens all over her.

invisiblehustleskillz
09-15-2008, 08:14 AM
Me: Oh..... you're a Mac person. /:O
Him: Yeah...... wait, don't tell me you're a fan of PC's.
Me: Hmmm... I think I'm going to have to charge you extra for this dance.
Him: What are you gonna do raise it from $20 to $40.
Me: No for a Mac Person I think I'm going to have to charge $200.
Best part is. He paid me the $200.


In retrospect, I should have charged more..... Mac folk and their annoying left-side-of-the-screen Minimize buttons! Grrrr!

^5 on that super hustle Sofa. The Apple people in my town are sitting on $10Ks and $100Ks of stock options and employee stock purchase that they need to get rid of. Ladies, if you meet anyone who works for Apple, get on that cock and ride!

Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 08:45 AM
You can move the widgets to the bottom of the screen.

jaizaine
09-15-2008, 08:48 AM
I have circuit boards on my ass with a power button and binary... and inputs on my neck for keyboards, USB, mouse, and firewire...

so yeah, Nautilus is pretty close! hahaha.

I knew I would get the technical name wrong LOL.

Joy to the world
09-15-2008, 01:33 PM
I picture iambonbon05 like my dad's girlfriend, and I mean that in a good way (esp. since she is not even old enough for me to be her daughter, her avatar looks like if my dad's girlfriend took a glamour shot.......


Somehow I pictured you as taller, but I was the same way about Fancygirl. When I finally met ya'll I was like, 'damn, they're both shorter than I imagined'.


Thats funny cause I would describe Fancygirl as tall

MeanGirl
09-27-2008, 04:24 PM
For some reason I confuse Sophia_starina and Phillyvixen for the same girl.

VeraLynn
09-27-2008, 04:35 PM
<egocenteric>

So.. what did y'all have in mind about
lil ole me?

</egocentric>

UtahMike
09-27-2008, 10:20 PM
In retrospect, I should have charged more..... Mac folk and their annoying left-side-of-the-screen Minimize buttons! Grrrr!
Eh? Don't you know that it is WINDOWS that is backwards? They did that so they could not be sued for copying Mac OS's "Look and Feel." Why a two button mouse? You don't NEED two buttons. Everything COULD be done with ONE button. The PC mouse has two buttons so there could be no lawsuit for copying Apples "Look and Feel."

I heard this from someone very high up in Apple: When Windows 95 came out, Apple discovered a gigantic amount of Mac OS code was used in W95. Apple was going to sue, when Bill Gates called up Steve Jobs. He told Steve that Microsoft needed to not be sued, and Apple needed a massive infusion of cash, so how would Jobs like it if Microsoft bought an undisclosed number of shares of Apple Stock.

And that is how we got where we are today.

UtahMike
09-27-2008, 10:25 PM
Oh MY GODLESSNESS. I was in college. *feels mega-old*

Totally LOL-ING @ Keira's response.
>:( "I am NOT ANGRY!! @*%#!!!!">:(

Heh. I was in college when Kennedy was assassinated.

I think I am probably the oldest member of SW.

FBR
09-28-2008, 01:15 PM
This is a funny thread that I had forgotten about. Thanks to whoever resurrected it. Lord know we could all use some chuckles :) \

FBR

FBR
09-28-2008, 01:18 PM
I think I am probably the oldest member of SW.

Don't know that to be a fact but I am right behind you, sir. But WTH we are a fountain of knowledge and experience. We should charge these youngens for what we know ;)

FBR

LuckyOne
09-28-2008, 01:19 PM
For some reason I picture FBR as a big Santa belly, happy-go-lucky guy with a scruffy beard and a mug of beer in his hand. :shrug:

FBR
09-28-2008, 01:24 PM
For some reason I picture FBR as a big Santa belly, happy-go-lucky guy with a scruffy beard and a mug of beer in his hand. :shrug:

LuckyOne you are sweet :) I am happy with any visualization of me that is remotely complementary. In real life I am an ogre ;D

FBR