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sleepyboy
05-19-2007, 03:08 PM
I imagine all the women on here as librarian types or video game geeks. :)

Paintbaby
05-19-2007, 03:17 PM
I imagine Aussi as a mermaid.
I imagine Madmaxine as an Aztec princess.
Djoser reminds me of a Russian spy from the 60's.
Corgan reminds me of Linda Evangelista.
Paige's ass I would like to wear as a hat.

cherryripeboyII
05-19-2007, 03:24 PM
^^ No but Paige's ass should get printed up on those Japanese skirts. With a logo Got Booty? But shes awesome even en the ethereal.

Callyish
05-19-2007, 03:29 PM
I think Paiges ass belongs on

Lysondra
05-19-2007, 03:29 PM
Djoser would make the most awesome Russian spy. :o

rozz
05-19-2007, 03:47 PM
For some reason I keep thinking Rozz is Australian.. and then remembering she's from Massachusetts when I read her bio. Again and again and again.


Ummm.... G'day?

I have a tendency to see SWers as people in my life, and become very confused when they turn out to look nothing like I have pictured. Damn you, picture post!

hardkandee
05-19-2007, 03:48 PM
I'll admit, on the first day of classes, I'll walk in and secretly hope that Djoser is my professor. :teacher:

I think everyone is taller than me, but that's just my strangeness.

Callyish
05-19-2007, 03:51 PM
OOooo Who do I look like rozz? LoL

Lysondra
05-19-2007, 03:52 PM
Lady Jade, are you Asian? I keep picturing you as Asian, but I think it's your username. Just because Lady Jade sounds so mysterious.. kinda like a Chinese brothel Madam. ;)

Corgan
05-19-2007, 03:52 PM
Corgan reminds me of Linda Evangelista.


no way!!! she's my favorite model... i know i haven't ever said that on here... to my knowledge anyway!!!! :) exoh dahling.. you made my day :)

Lysondra
05-19-2007, 03:54 PM
I picture Corgan as being someone really cool that drags you to the most awesome vintage resale shops and makes you buy that vintage satin dress. XD

Mily
05-19-2007, 03:57 PM
That's it! Now I've changed it. And if you can't tell what this one is...come see me and I'll teach you personally.;)


Still not gettin' your avatar, Dylan, what the HELL is it...A BLIMP?????..Hehe!! :D

Lysondra
05-19-2007, 03:58 PM
Haha Actually, I'm Chinese! When I get my website back up, I'll send you the URL. :) I actually danced as "Jade" for a while because when I used my real name no one could believe that my incredibly Italian name was my name and harrassed me to no end! But Jade... well, that was somehow believable! ::)

That's kinda sad.. and funny. I danced with a Chinese girl named Jade once (which might be where I got it)... she BANKED off the fact she could pull off the sweet demure Chinese girl with an overly not-so-Chinese-but-everyone-thinks-is name. I think her real name was Kimberly. hahaha.

rozz
05-19-2007, 04:00 PM
Who did you think I looked like, wifey? And is she hotter than me? :P

In my mind, you look like a girl I was a camp councelor with when I was 16. But you're perpetually wearing men's boxer shorts and a sports bra. Mmmmm.



OOooo Who do I look like rozz? LoL

You, my sexy, look like this amazingly charismatic girl I took to a winter dance when I was in high school. I seem to recall her thong ending up hanging off my rear-view mirror. It was sparkly.

Corgan
05-19-2007, 04:02 PM
I picture Corgan as being someone really cool that drags you to the most awesome vintage resale shops and makes you buy that vintage satin dress. XD

i love thift stores - you're pretty dead on!

Mily
05-19-2007, 04:05 PM
Rozz is a errr...umm...uh.....an "Alien- Robot- Droid" of some typish!!???/:O :D

Lena
05-19-2007, 04:31 PM
I have this total mental image of Jenny that's based entirely on her opinions and how smart she is and she probably looks nothing like it.

Once I had a dream that I was working with LM and she was really seductively licking her hot chocolate and then she turned into this asian girl that I really did work with.

I always picture Bridgette the way she looked in those pictures pouring milk over herself. When I met the real B I was like, "no, this isn't how you're supposed to look."

hardkandee
05-19-2007, 04:40 PM
I could have sworn I saw Cally at a bar last night. Were you playing darts in Tucson, by chance?

I had to keep doing double takes. I even walked by to go to the bathroom an extra two times to get closer!

Callyish
05-19-2007, 04:52 PM
LMAO HK!!! Yea I forgot to tell you I would be in Tucson yesterday... oops... :P

BrunetteGoddess
05-19-2007, 05:01 PM
corsicafire - always think you're american. dunno why.
:)
Well if by American you mean living here, then I am silly! ;)

I always imagine Cally as being very similar to my BFF Lindsey :P

Corgan
05-19-2007, 05:07 PM
^ lol i thought you were overseas!

Picaresque
05-19-2007, 05:39 PM
oh, thought of some more.

--Paige is Canadian/lives in Canada
--Jenny looks just like the accordion/keyboard player for the Decemberists (whose name is also Jenny, that's probably why I make that association...along with our Jenny's quirky humor on the boards that would go perfectly with the Decemberists' offbeat clever songs.)

Deni
05-19-2007, 06:08 PM
I always imagine Cally as being REALLY short compared to me. Dunno why, maybe it's the cute personality or something.

DylanAngel
05-19-2007, 06:33 PM
Still not gettin' your avatar, Dylan, what the HELL is it...A BLIMP?????..Hehe!! :D

Looks like you have to come here so I can teach you what it is now!!!!;)

BrunetteGoddess
05-19-2007, 06:41 PM
^ lol i thought you were overseas!

I was...I came back. :P

Kaylinn
05-19-2007, 07:41 PM
I had a dream about Rozz and she was a cat wearing a fruit helmet. That's how I always see her.
I always think Venus and Emily are the mods for BB, because they seem the most knowledgable on that stuff, and that's where I expect them to be.

BrunetteGoddess
05-19-2007, 07:57 PM
Honestly, a lot of SWers seem like they'd be really intimidating in person.... some of those girls for me would be:

Kaylinn
Bridgette
TigersMilk


etc...

And it's NOT because I dislike y'all in any way at all! Just something about you guys intimidates me :blush: Guess I'm jealous of you guys, whether it be in the looks department, boldness, etc.

Take it as a compliment.

It has been nice to be on this forum and see the same such girls that are stunningly beautiful are also very down to earth. I tend to think pretty girls are stuck up, and learning from SW that this isn't so.

PaigeDWinter
05-19-2007, 08:06 PM
Paige's ass I would like to wear as a hat.



^^ No but Paige's ass should get printed up on those Japanese skirts. With a logo Got Booty? But shes awesome even en the ethereal.



I think Paiges ass belongs on www.gotass.ca (http://www.gotass.ca)


oh hell ow. Soda out nose. Ow. Out the nose, on the monitor, nothin but net. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:





--Paige is Canadian/lives in Canada


Ok eh, so like, have a jelly donut eh. Take off you hoser!


LMFAO! I'm actually afraid of Canadia. That makes this assumption way funny!

cherryripeboyII
05-19-2007, 08:13 PM
^^You have nothing to fear in Canada, I on the other do. lol


























Yeah like I'll get there and wanna stay. ;)

BrunetteGoddess
05-19-2007, 08:16 PM
How can you be afraid of Canadaland? They're all big teddy bears!

*looks at Molly and Cally :D*

PaigeDWinter
05-19-2007, 08:36 PM
How can you be afraid of Canadaland? They're all big teddy bears!

*looks at Molly and Cally :D*

Milk in a bag scares me. And as a native NYer, there is the often violent hockey rivalry.... and the beer. Ew. And um... there was the time I had to try to figure out how much gas I was getting and how much it would end up costing me... oh! And the time I got lost near Barrie cause I was looking for a line, and I was literally looking for a LINE. I had no idea that a line is basically a street. And don't get me started on Quebec.... :D



Imma go hide now. Canadians are coming to kill me.

hardkandee
05-19-2007, 08:40 PM
Honestly, a lot of SWers seem like they'd be really intimidating in person.... some of those girls for me would be:

Kaylinn
Bridgette
TigersMilk

Bridgette is so sweet and just an absolute delight in person! :D

GoldCoastGirl
05-19-2007, 08:46 PM
^ lol... I just did it and you missed it! XD

I told you I would be oblivious! :D:D

The word insult-ing wasn't it? Oh dear... :-[

I do not know how I got into that habit with the -ing thing I do. (???)



Completly off topic, but I've always wondered what would happen if you put all the SW girls together in one strip club to work.
Would the club spontaneously combust? Woudl the credit card machines fry? How many men would go home smiling and bankrupt? Would record lapdances be sold?
Or would it just turn into one big girly orgy?

I vote all of the above plus some of the usual drama you find every time you work thrown into the mix for good effect........ and what everyone else mentioned too!

BrunetteGoddess
05-19-2007, 09:24 PM
Bridgette is so sweet and just an absolute delight in person! :D

I'm sure she is, and like I said I love them! B is just such a frank person; I wish I was like that more!

Kaylinn
05-19-2007, 09:40 PM
Honestly, a lot of SWers seem like they'd be really intimidating in person.... some of those girls for me would be:

Kaylinn
Bridgette
TigersMilk


etc...

And it's NOT because I dislike y'all in any way at all! Just something about you guys intimidates me :blush: Guess I'm jealous of you guys, whether it be in the looks department, boldness, etc.

Take it as a compliment.

It has been nice to be on this forum and see the same such girls that are stunningly beautiful are also very down to earth. I tend to think pretty girls are stuck up, and learning from SW that this isn't so.

Me, intimidating?
I always thought B was intimidating to. All the stripper shark comments. She is like...my stripper Goddess. I wish I could be like her as a stripper.

BrunetteGoddess
05-19-2007, 09:44 PM
Me too!

PaigeDWinter
05-19-2007, 10:29 PM
I totally admit to being intimidated by a LOT of SWers....

BrunetteGoddess
05-19-2007, 10:32 PM
I totally admit to being intimidated by a LOT of SWers....

*Feels better about her insecurities*

Kaylinn, you're beauty intimidates me:-X

PaigeDWinter
05-19-2007, 10:34 PM
Yep... that's why no pics of me are posted here! I is skeeeeered cuz everyone is so much purtier than me... :-[


Pfft. You = smexy, dagnabbit.

jaizaine
05-19-2007, 11:26 PM
I was always quite happy that Jaizaine looked exactly like I imagined her. :)

;) ;D

jaizaine
05-19-2007, 11:28 PM
Completly off topic, but I've always wondered what would happen if you put all the SW girls together in one strip club to work.
Would the club spontaneously combust? Woudl the credit card machines fry? How many men would go home smiling and bankrupt? Would record lapdances be sold?
Or would it just turn into one big girly orgy?

well the orgy has my vote!:D

Darcy Foxx
05-19-2007, 11:31 PM
There's quite a few Aussies on here whom I always forget are Australian.

jaizaine
05-19-2007, 11:36 PM
Oh yeah this isnt really an assumption but when I met Aussiepunkshocker in real life it was like meeting a celebrity. I know that sounds lame but I knew what she looked like coz of stripperweb and then actually seeing her in person was kind of surreal.

Mily
05-20-2007, 12:04 AM
Bridgette is so sweet and just an absolute delight in person! :D

I would love to meet Bridgette!!!...Her and I have the same "I Don't Giva Fuck -No Bullshit- Sarcastic- Smartass- Attitude"...LOL!!! :P

TheSexKitten
05-20-2007, 12:38 AM
I'm intimidated by some chicks on here, too. :P

Bridgette, LatinaRose, and Jenny are the main ones that come to mind.

Bridgette's the powerful hardcore strippa-CEO whilst I'm a noob, LR seems like the totally popular girl in HS you were always nervous around, and Jenny makes me feel intellectually inferior (in a flattering way, of course!). :-[

Callyish
05-20-2007, 12:41 AM
LMAO Jenny is HILARIOUS in person.!! Holy shit!! Apparently putting me and her in the same room is better then a comedy show... or so the staff at my club tell me anyway :rotfl:

Even after meeting Bridgette im still intimidated by her lol...

Im meeting LatinaRose in a few weeks... im scared *blush*

Molly is HOT in person... I drool over her...

Scarlett_Vancouver is like the stripper goddess.... she floats across the stage and has a hustle and work ethic that leave me bowing in her greatness...

Mast in person kills me... I will never forget our walk down Yonge Street lol...

Kaylinn
05-20-2007, 12:49 AM
LatinaRose is totally cool and awesome. Yeah, she is intimidating cause she's the kind of girl who rolls out of bed lookin HOT...but she's totally down to earth, sweet, funny, and awesome. I miss her!!!

LilyLove
05-20-2007, 01:02 AM
Yeah, there are a few girls on here that I totally have an internet crush on. LatinaRose is way too gorgeous, and I'm so in love with her from her posts.

Kaylinn, I imagine you as this amazing Vegas power-stripper. And I think you were the one who said you adore pizza. Even if you're not, I still imagine you getting off of work after selling v.i.p.'s all night and turning down Playboy, and then settling down to some yummy pizza.

I also see Paris as being super stripper girl, but I think that's also cause she lives in my town and I know that her apparent greatness is probably only miles away.

Basically, I'm all about the chicks on here that seem to really have it together.

Callyish
05-20-2007, 01:11 AM
Mmmmm pizza.... *droolz*

LilyLove
05-20-2007, 01:20 AM
Oh yeah, and Cally, I really wish I could see one of your shows. Speaking of drooling over something...