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Callyish
05-20-2007, 01:23 AM
Actually I was supposed to have one recorded tonight but I wasn't allowed on stage ::)
The guy is coming in tomorrow..err.. tonight. It sucks I wont have the same energy in the bar but hey its a show...
short skirts
05-20-2007, 01:34 AM
Jeez I can only imagine what y'all think about crazy me!!! Wait....maybe y'all don't even notice me!!!
I think PookaShell is a cutie patootie who you just wanna hug like a teddy bear- so cute and sweet!
kittenkat
05-20-2007, 01:40 AM
I keep thinking everyone here is about 26/7. I think that's because most of the strippers i know IRL are between 26-35 right now.
Kaylinn
05-20-2007, 01:54 AM
Yeah, there are a few girls on here that I totally have an internet crush on. LatinaRose is way too gorgeous, and I'm so in love with her from her posts.
Kaylinn, I imagine you as this amazing Vegas power-stripper. And I think you were the one who said you adore pizza. Even if you're not, I still imagine you getting off of work after selling v.i.p.'s all night and turning down Playboy, and then settling down to some yummy pizza.
I also see Paris as being super stripper girl, but I think that's also cause she lives in my town and I know that her apparent greatness is probably only miles away.
Basically, I'm all about the chicks on here that seem to really have it together.
I turned down Penthouse, nto Playboy! I want Playboy!! I'm working on that, maybe next month....
And yep. Im a Pizza addict!!! LOL. I just got done eating Papa Johns.
But I have to say...thank you, so much more than you know. I'm working up my nerve to go to work soon, it's been hard for me to get back into dancing. Reading this....
Im the vegas power stripper!!! I have a sterotype to fit, so I better go sell some VIP's tonight.
Thank you. You just gave me a kick in the ass I needed.
LilyLove
05-20-2007, 02:34 AM
^ Yeah girl. Get to it! Oh, and Papa Johns is totally my life. Yumyumyum. So since you're a power stripper, and you have the opportunity that many of us don't have, get your ass to work so you can keep being able to afford that pizza!
God I hate having broken keys on my keyboard. I had to copy and paste exclamation points into this post. Grrr.
Corgan
05-20-2007, 04:12 AM
i met scarlett_vancouver and she is fucking beautiful... flawless face. really :) good lapdancer too!! :)
Jay Zeno
05-20-2007, 06:26 AM
Oh, Bridgette is a total sweetie. A "nothin' but fun" type person to visit with. I'd pretty much expected that, but I'm just helping you out here.
Katrine wasn't as expected. She is very pretty and energetic and sweet. I had this mental image that wasn't correct much at all.
The other SW'ers I've met (so far) have pretty much gone along as billed (which is good, because the billing was good), except for Lena. You read text here without getting much about voices, and she's got mannerisms and a voice about her that are very sweet and soft, in contrast to these black-and-white words.
I've had one person tell me, in essence, that since I'm an "earth steward" type, I was figured to be a lean granola-head kinda of guy. I was told by someone else that, since I bitch about my extra pounds, that I would be a blob. I am neither.
DylanAngel
05-20-2007, 06:57 AM
SouthSt.Babe and I were discussing SWers at a fashion show the other day.
I told her that I haven't attended SF's before (back out at last minute) because I'm intimidated by EVERYONE on here. In my mind, you are all these ethereal goddesses that would immediately make me feel downright frumpy.
Then I met one (Babe) and another (LadyJade) and I'm starting to see that, although they actually are goddesses, there's a human element to them that makes them so accessible.
So, I'm actually going to show up for SFNYC, knowing that I'm meeting some new faces that really feel like old friends.
cherryripeboyII
05-20-2007, 07:09 AM
Actually Scarlett_Vancouver's old avatar tends to resemble someone in my family... lol well about 20 years ago
DylanAngel
05-20-2007, 07:36 AM
Ok, SSB *is* a true goddess... but I am only a goddess in the kitchen! Did ya not see me trip over air - in flip flops? :D
Yes, and I also saw you change from a dress into pants in the parking lot of Lord and Taylor without showing an inch of skin.
You're not just a goddess, you're a magician!
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 07:45 AM
well the orgy has my vote!:D
LOL....I did an orgy scene yesterday. Something that should have taken about 2 hours took 10..it would have been SOOOOOOOOOOOO much more fun if it was with all my SW girls!!!
Nah... I was just in marching band/color guard for 4 years!
HA ..I was a marching band geek in high school too!! What did you play? I was percussion...lugging around giant drums strapped to my back in the freaking heat of summer band camp..ahh....memories...
DylanAngel
05-20-2007, 08:01 AM
I cried a little when I aged out of drum corps. :'(
Well then you go and join a private corps, like I did!
I was a flag twirler not just in HS, but in a private Winterguard after I graduated.
I would have joined one of the huge drum and bugle corps like the Caballeros, but I couldn't travel with the kids.
Maybe that's another thread. How many strippers used to be band geeks?;D
mermaidnz
05-20-2007, 08:40 AM
wow. um slightly embarassed, ive been reading /posting on SW close to daily for like 3 years, and have no idea who half the names of the people mentioned are *blush*
i do always catch myself thinking optimist is a dude tho hah
Psh... you've only seen pictures of my hair! My hair = Hawt. The rest of me = Not!
LIES!!! You is bewtiful.
LuckiCharm
05-20-2007, 09:31 AM
I always think Optimist is a guy too! Weird!
BrunetteGoddess
05-20-2007, 09:33 AM
I STILL envision your avatar of a pole trick even if you change it LC :P
cinammonkisses
05-20-2007, 10:12 AM
Everytime I see Lady Jade post, it reminds me to OTB (OnlyTheBest) possibly because they are both asian.
Nope, nope... just tricks with the camera, I swear! I'm like a Monet... just a big ol' mess up-close! :D
Dammit, wifey, accept a compliment!
Only if it's true! :P
It is, you weirdo! Now, shush before I beat you.
Embyr
05-20-2007, 02:23 PM
alright, something about this thread inherently bothers me and i'm not one to shut up so i'll be the first to say it.... shall we retitle this thread:
"assumptions we make/laughs we have with those whose post counts number over 1000...."
:O
sorry, but kinda true here. understandable, but some people definitely connect w/ me who post less.
but i'll bite nonetheless
Lillith I TOTALLY agree w/ DylanAngel's succubus and I am so glad i'm not the only freak who though so. hahaah
and +1 on optomist as a man. It was probably from the "guy sitting on bed" avatar. which would pertain to "people looking like their avatars."
and before i saw Djoser's pics (hotDAMN) I pictured him as hispanic. DJ Jose... thought it was a play on spelling. ;D ;D ;D
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 02:26 PM
alright, something about this thread inherently bothers me and i'm not one to shut up so i'll be the first to say it.... shall we retitle this thread:
"assumptions we make/laughs we have with those whose post counts number over 1000...."
:O
sorry, but kinda true here. understandable, but some people definitely connect w/ me who post less.
I'm not quite sure what you mean by this....(I am a blonde you know so I need a lot of explaining!)
I do have to say that every time you post i try desperately to read the tatoos on your hips(in the siggy pic) and fail miserably
Embyr
05-20-2007, 02:30 PM
i'm just saying the only things being said are about people whose post counts (that 'lil number under your avatar) are over 1,000. wasn't meant to be insulting or disrupt thread integrity, either.... merely an observation. and a normal thing because these people are more visible on the board.
my hips say, "je pense, je suis" (a shortened version of "I think, therefore I am".... Rene Descartes) :D
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 02:33 PM
i'm just saying the only things being said are about people whose post counts (that 'lil number under your avatar) are over 1,000. wasn't meant to be insulting or disrupt thread integrity, either.... merely an observation. and a normal thing because these people are more visible on the board.
my hips say, "je pense, je suis" (a shortened version of "I think, therefore I am".... Rene Descartes) :D
Gotcha...thanks for cluing me in on your tats...many a sleepless night has now been avoided!!!;D (seriously..it was driving me crazy and i keep forgetting to ask!)
I would guess that it is because those with post counts over 1000(although if you added mine to those i lost when my old profile went kaput would include me and nobody seems to have any assumptions about moi!) have been around enough for people to have time to ruminate over them!
gingerlee
05-20-2007, 02:34 PM
I always wonder if I'm going to run into Cameron on a set, and if she'll be freaked out if I jump on her. (Totally non-sexual, I swear!)
I want to go to a carnival and eat with Lady Jade, because she is always tempting me with promises of junk food. I'm still sitting on my front porch waiting for the Fed-Ex man to deliver my Samoas.
I want to make out with Cally, Paige, and Pooka, all at the same time. They would be a buffet of hotness.
Callyish
05-20-2007, 02:36 PM
*sigh* I miss my post count of nearly 6000 :'(
The more a person posts, the more you get to know their 'character'. I mean obviously we can't make a judgment about someone with 100 posts..
DJ Maimed
05-20-2007, 02:37 PM
Okay, why am I the only one who thought Dylan's icon was a succubus flying away, not a babbling brook? o.O;
Holy shiite I thought that's what that was too, in fact my avatar thought her avatar was hot and wanted to ask it out:) .
Embyr
05-20-2007, 02:42 PM
Definitely. The more you post, the more people get to know you. I haven't been here very long (4 months), but people make assumptions based on the threads I've posted in and what I've said. Since we can't see each other, our first impressions take a little longer to form and seem to stick more.
i've been here a year, i just didn't post a lot for a long time. i've started to post a lot more... can't help it!! hehe
although there have definitely been a few w/ less than 1000 that have caused some drama who stick in my mind.... but only 'cause they caused the board to take a big "gALUMPH!!!!"
... SM? ::) :P
Embyr
05-20-2007, 03:01 PM
Oh ..... and guys...
I picture GenWar as his avatar. heheh ...
FBR as a wise late-40's retired dirty navy guy
Before Xdamage posted about his kids I pictured him as a tatted-up SoCal dude w/ major intelligence to boot... now I see him as a father figure. hehe
Blade as that really hot guy w/ the shaved head outside of this biker bar close to me standing next some crazy Honda chopper who I'd be too embarassed to give my number to. :D :D
Djoser
05-20-2007, 03:09 PM
...and before i saw Djoser's pics (hotDAMN) I pictured him as hispanic. DJ Jose... thought it was a play on spelling. ;D ;D ;D
Everyone thinks it has to do with being a DJ, lol. But really, Djoser (or Zoser) was the 3rd Dynasty Egyptian king (way back before they called them 'Pharoah') who built the oldest known monumental stone edifice, the Step Pyramid at Saqqara.
I was very close to becoming an Egyptologist, you see--but the thought of having to camp out in the desert with nerds for six months out of the year, waking up at dawn, etc., scared the hell out of me.
Corgan
05-20-2007, 03:29 PM
^ plus working with lovely tits is pretty good too :)
Oh ..... and guys...
FBR as a wise late-40's retired dirty navy guy
Lordy be, a pink site mention :)
I'm really not wise, still work, am a couple nudges above late 40's and have never served my country beyond voting in every election. But I have money. So if you want to continue your imaginations and want some company feel free to call me :P ;)
FBR
hardkandee
05-20-2007, 03:34 PM
^ plus working with lovely tits is pretty good too :)
Yeah, but he could still work with my tits in the middle of the Egyptian deserts!
Djoser
05-20-2007, 03:37 PM
Time for a career change, perhaps...
I hear that dawn in the desert is really very beautiful, lol!
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 03:38 PM
I always wonder if I'm going to run into Cameron on a set, and if she'll be freaked out if I jump on her. (Totally non-sexual, I swear!)
Dear Lord...it is my goal in porn to eventually work with you Ginger..please...jump on me all you want(sexual OR non-sexual!!LOLOL)
Of course...I do hope that I can lose the weight I'm working on before-hand or your itty bitty perfect self will make me look like a behemoth!!:D
Could you imagine the two of us nut-balls on set together? How would we ever get anything done without giggling like Girl Scouts??!!!:-*
Lysondra
05-20-2007, 03:50 PM
...hm, everyone thinks Optimist is male. o.O;
Sunshine73
05-20-2007, 04:09 PM
Yep. I thought Optimist was male too.
cherry_sin
05-20-2007, 04:17 PM
Well she did have that av, for a while, of the guy on the bed... that's what cemented it for me.
Callyish
05-20-2007, 04:23 PM
Dear Lord...it is my goal in porn to eventually work with you Ginger..please...jump on me all you want(sexual OR non-sexual!!LOLOL)
Of course...I do hope that I can lose the weight I'm working on before-hand or your itty bitty perfect self will make me look like a behemoth!!:D
Could you imagine the two of us nut-balls on set together? How would we ever get anything done without giggling like Girl Scouts??!!!:-*
OMG I am SOOOOOOOOO in on that porn!!! I NEED MY BEWBIES DONE!!! Ugh I refuse to do it till my boobs are done and I lose a little more weight..
Corgan
05-20-2007, 04:27 PM
^ i am not justifying that in any way, and no one else should either. cally does not need to lose any weight.
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 04:30 PM
^ i am not justifying that in any way, and no one else should either. cally does not need to lose any weight.
I agree. cally if you need to lose weight..theres no hope for me!!! I'd kill to be as thin as you!
Callyish
05-20-2007, 04:34 PM
I agree. cally if you need to lose weight..theres no hope for me!!! I'd kill to be as thin as you!
The miracles of photoshop... seriously...
Corgan
05-20-2007, 04:35 PM
actually cally, i'd like to see you gain 5 pounds. don't get sucked in by other's image of beauty.
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 04:36 PM
The miracles of photoshop... seriously...
And your point is?? I'm still way bigger then you!!
Callyish
05-20-2007, 04:40 PM
But but but... look at my tummy :'(
Corgan
05-20-2007, 04:44 PM
i'm not looking at any more of that because its all in your head. end of story.
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 04:48 PM
But but but... look at my tummy :'(
Uh huh..ok..You're making me do this!! Here some tummy for you babe...
Callyish
05-20-2007, 04:59 PM
*blinks*
I see no tummy...
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 05:06 PM
*blinks*
I see no tummy...
How could you miss that thing?? It's that roll of fat resting on my leg..(I'm on the left BTW!!Juliana is much more toned then me)
Lysondra
05-20-2007, 05:07 PM
I'm starting to wonder if I should quit Stripperweb... simply for the fact every single skinny chick thinks she's a fatass... and it's making me want to vomit each day to compete. :/
Mastridonicus
05-20-2007, 05:20 PM
For the longest time, no matter what, MollyZMoon and MermaidNZ where the same person to me.
I'm still PRETTTTTTYYYYY SURE that DJoser is Batman (MrChristopher is Robin...well I know, in bed, he's the boy wonder at least)
Rhiannon is part of the Mob.
All Strippers report to VenusGoddess and Scorpio just does not exist.
I can cook.
And my mom (though she doesn't frequent this site) thinks I'm handsome...and funny...