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Minette
05-20-2007, 06:20 PM
And my mom (though she doesn't frequent this site) thinks I'm handsome...and funny...

Hah - you think your mom doesn't frequent this site - the rest of us know better. }:D

Lena
05-20-2007, 07:53 PM
except for Lena. You read text here without getting much about voices, and she's got mannerisms and a voice about her that are very sweet and soft, in contrast to these black-and-white words.

I'm not sweet and soft in black and white?

I thought Jay was going to be a scrawny pale guy with a calculator in his pocket. Totally, totally wrong.

cherryripeboyII
05-20-2007, 07:56 PM
I want to make out with Cally, Paige, and Pooka, all at the same time. They would be a buffet of hotness.

-Cally, Paige, Pooka are like critical mass. You get them three together and there is no telling where you would end up. I might even go insane and rob a bank or something silly, maybe even steal a tank! :P :D


I'm starting to wonder if I should quit Stripperweb... simply for the fact every single skinny chick thinks she's a fatass... and it's making me want to vomit each day to compete. :/

-No your LM not SM ok Thanks. :P


Everyone thinks it has to do with being a DJ, lol. But really, Djoser (or Zoser) was the 3rd Dynasty Egyptian king (way back before they called them 'Pharoah') who built the oldest known monumental stone edifice, the Step Pyramid at Saqqara.

I was very close to becoming an Egyptologist, you see--but the thought of having to camp out in the desert with nerds for six months out of the year, waking up at dawn, etc., scared the hell out of me.

Yeah yeah we know your a vampire, given my current skin tone I wonder how I manage to walk the daylight hours, then again I am indoors most of the time. I still think you look like Brian Fury, the Key West pic sealed it. What would be funny is if the artist had seen you in a club.


Time for a career change, perhaps...

I hear that dawn in the desert is really very beautiful, lol!

Who is this dawn you speak of? You will have your HardKandee in the morning and like it vampire!! :D

_____

One day I'm worried that I'll actually meet Mast on the job, and he will be like this über IT social networking genius dude, and I'll feel really lame.


Optimist had a Charlie Brown avatar right? :shrug:

PookaShell
05-20-2007, 07:59 PM
Haha. What a fun thread.

I always picture FBR as looking like his avatar. Everytime he'd pop into Chat, I'd picture his avatar talking. Its hilarious.

I picture Pryce as a giant waterfall.

PookaShell
05-20-2007, 08:00 PM
P.S. May I add that I would like to see Pooka make out with Paige and Cally at the same time, too?

(I probably wouldn't complain at all if Gingerlee joined. :D )

jaizaine
05-20-2007, 08:01 PM
...hm, everyone thinks Optimist is male. o.O;

That's who I meant I forgot her name. The avatar tricked me.

BrunetteGoddess
05-20-2007, 08:13 PM
i've been here a year, i just didn't post a lot for a long time. i've started to post a lot more... can't help it!! hehe

although there have definitely been a few w/ less than 1000 that have caused some drama who stick in my mind.... but only 'cause they caused the board to take a big "gALUMPH!!!!"
... SM? ::) :P

I have a lot of posts and I think I've only been mentioned once in this thread by Corgan:-\

GoldCoastGirl
05-20-2007, 08:14 PM
But but but... look at my tummy :'(

http://www.gotass.ca/gallery/displayimage.php?album=79&pos=160

I don't know what I'm meant to be seeing when I look at that picture. All I see is a toned stomach! At the height of when I was in shape, my stomach was never flat I still had a little 'roundness' (or pudge) at the bottom. I still have a toned stomach excep it is a little more womanly (the way I like it) now.

I'll never have a stomach like mermaidnz because I don't have the genetics.

Have a look at my main picture I use on my myspace page
www.goldcoastgirl.info

I still don't see what you are seeing.

Deni
05-20-2007, 08:21 PM
Hmm...let's see...now that I actually have time to think about this.

I pictured Pooka as being as tall or taller than me, but she wasn't!

I imagine CF as being somewhat shy and soft spoken.

I think of Paige as seeming stern but actually being very goofy.

I've always pictured Emily (and I don't meant this for real, so don't get crazy on me) as the "crazy ferret lady." :D

Both Bridgette and Emily are the definition of "uber stripper" to me.

Paris seems very motherly (not in an old way), like someone you can come to for advice.

Lady Jade and rozz both come off as being funny (from all of our times in chat...ha!).

Zabrina...I've seen pictures of her waaaaaaay back when. She's so beautiful and reminds me of Barbie!

Katrine...she's like the woman that stays on my heels. Almost like a drill instructor or something. :)

And Mast...well, what can I say? He's just...ya know...Mast.

UtahMike
05-20-2007, 08:24 PM
well the orgy has my vote!:D

Can us guys watch? If we tip, of course?

UtahMike
05-20-2007, 08:32 PM
my hips say, "je pense, je suis" (a shortened version of "I think, therefore I am".... Rene Descartes) :D
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "How about a drink?"
Descartes says, "I think not."
Bang! He disappears.

BrunetteGoddess
05-20-2007, 08:36 PM
[QUOTE=Deni;1082663]

I imagine CF as being somewhat shy and soft spoken.

[/QUOTE}

Only softspoken to people I don't know very well.

I'm a very aloof person.

Embyr
05-20-2007, 09:36 PM
oh, yeah.... and-

TOO IS JAMES BOND.

;D ;D ;D

PaigeDWinter
05-20-2007, 09:56 PM
I want to make out with Cally, Paige, and Pooka, all at the same time. They would be a buffet of hotness.


P.S. May I add that I would like to see Pooka make out with Paige and Cally at the same time, too?

(I probably wouldn't complain at all if Gingerlee joined. :D )


I will, in no way, argue about this. No complaints. No whining. No sulking. Except if it takes too long for this to happen. }:D






i am not justifying that in any way, and no one else should either. cally does not need to lose any weight.

Agreed. SO agreed. Cally, dun make me come up there and spank you.






I think of Paige as seeming stern but actually being very goofy.





I'm stern for money and for kicks... 8 out of 10 times I'm a downright window-licking, loud in a library, food-fighting, pantsing in public, goofball.

hardkandee
05-20-2007, 10:08 PM
oh, yeah.... and-

TOO IS JAMES BOND.

;D ;D ;D

Oh hell yes!! But even cooler!

Fawn
05-21-2007, 12:01 AM
I also thought Paige was canadian, optimist was a man, and Too is james bond.

I picture Katrine as a tall, well toned woman with pouty shiny lips, large green eyes, and hair down to her ass with a very thick accent and a ciggarette in one of those skinny black smoker things. Weird, I know.

So much of what you all said, I have to agree with. I've thought it all too.

I look like my avatar, infact, when I've shown a few friends this site, they always ask if it's me. The haircolor changes slightly (but is usually similar), and depending on if I'm lazy or not I've got a tan, and a slightly rounder butt, but the pic looks very much like me from the side, and the clothes even look like what I wear around the house. As far as the face goes, you can't see the face of the avatar chick, but I've got slightly asian looking eyes and cheekbones on a typical white girl face. Asian people always ask if I'm mixed.

mermaidnz
05-21-2007, 01:22 AM
I'll never have a stomach like mermaidnz because I don't have the genetics.


*special* the only time im mentioned ,and its about my tummy lol

vee, i dunno what your taking about, you dont have a tummy either!

Blade
05-21-2007, 02:09 AM
Blade as that really hot guy w/ the shaved head outside of this biker bar close to me standing next some crazy Honda chopper who I'd be too embarassed to give my number to. :D :Dlmao a honda chopper? I'm just honored to be mentioned!

Embyr
05-21-2007, 02:20 AM
i take it back, i just found my first ducati-powered (engine, brakes, forks) custom CHOPPer... and we all where i'm partial, so I'll put you on this.
http://thekneeslider.com/images/13choppers1.jpg

Yup, now I'm definitely embarassed to talk to you. ;D
either that or some guzzi cafe racer or an old triumph.

... the idea was that a harley would be too boring. ... you're original.

Djoser
05-21-2007, 02:29 AM
...the pic looks very much like me from the side, and the clothes even look like what I wear around the house. As far as the face goes, you can't see the face of the avatar chick, but I've got slightly asian looking eyes and cheekbones on a typical white girl face. Asian people always ask if I'm mixed.

The pic is extremely good, and I heartily approve of your choice in domestic apparel, lol.

Lysondra
05-21-2007, 02:31 AM
Dear skinny bitches - love yourself.

That is all.

Callyish
05-21-2007, 02:39 AM
LM.. me love you long time *grin*

Corgan
05-21-2007, 05:41 AM
I have a lot of posts and I think I've only been mentioned once in this thread by Corgan:-\

don't feel bad, i think that i just have excellent taste in who stands out :)

Optimist
05-21-2007, 01:32 PM
I also keep thinking Optimist (sorry babe) is male. And I keep wanting to out her for posting in Ladies Only when she's talking about her own vagina!



LILITH!!!! CORGAN!!!! CAMERON!!! Mermaidnz!!! ROSE!!! I can't believe you guys!:D I just sent Djoser a pic this weekend and I sent Cin a picture last Fall! I'm a chick you little troublemakers!:D Oh, and Jessica_Rabbit has even met me at work in Myrtle! <walks away shaking her head>

I had to take that yummy picture of Robin Thicke down because y'all thought it was me! :rotfl:

britt244
05-21-2007, 01:50 PM
I keep picturing britt244 as looking exactly like the Brittany at my club. I actually asked the Brittany at my club once if she was on SW, because most of the details that britt244 has posted here about herself (school, life situations, etc.) are *exactly* the same as the "Britt" that I know IRL! :O Awhile ago I was like "what if britt244 is the one at my club?" (They are, actually, two different people. But everytime I see britt posting...you know how you sometimes have a random mental picture of what someone looks like even though you've never met them? well I picture her as my co-worker Brittany's lookalike.)

haha.. i dont think i look like her! we both have dark hair.. thats about it :P i got you and nicole84 confused for a while.. once you posted that you were at your club for 2 years and i was like but.. but.. i thought she just started there?!

Lena
05-21-2007, 05:53 PM
Oh, I almost forgot! Emiliana had an avatar for the longest time that looked almost exactly like my ex, who was trans and had a very very similar name. So I just assumed that Emiliana was trans and really hot in bed like my ex.

holiday
05-21-2007, 06:03 PM
Paris seems very motherly (not in an old way), like someone you can come to for advice.


I thought of Paris as a very thoughtful and well spoken girl (which she is) but I wasn't prepared for the real Paris when I was lucky enough to meet her. She is this tiny, super bubbly, little bouncy stripper and I wish ya'll could hear her voice! She has a super cute voice.

FBR
05-21-2007, 06:08 PM
Haha. What a fun thread.

I always picture FBR as looking like his avatar. Everytime he'd pop into Chat, I'd picture his avatar talking. Its hilarious.



Pookamatic, my avatar is way better looking than I am. So I'll take it as a compliment. The beer part is pretty accurate though ;)

It's easy to picture you because...well...you post pictures :)

FBR

xBlackBettyx
05-21-2007, 06:51 PM
Haha Actually, I'm Chinese! When I get my website back up, I'll send you the URL. :) I actually danced as "Jade" for a while because when I used my real name no one could believe that my incredibly Italian name was my name and harrassed me to no end! But Jade... well, that was somehow believable! ::)

I thought you were black for some reason LOL

Embyr
05-21-2007, 08:07 PM
Hmmm... people about whom I DON't make assumptions... (physically...)... because we've already seen a million pics (keep 'em comin, hurrah!!) are Pooka, Paige, Alexxa, Emily, LR, Ginger, CF, Lola, Tart, Cally, Chrissy, and all the aussies!!!! (except nautilus... who to me is still a ladybug.)

I picture The Sex Kitten as a voluptuous blonde who is fun-loving, easy-to-get along with, but still rather hesitant.

NinaDaisy is Paris Hilton with everything she lacks... poise, elegance, class, articulation, bigger boobs, cunning, and a huge intellect.

Mr. Christopher, (sorry, I think it's the horse-image) for some reason I picture as a nice midwestern mid-thirties guy, baby-face, t-shirt & jeans guy w/ baseball cap, beer gut, sportsfan, but ridiculously good taste in music. weird, i know. (again, apologies. i know i'm way off.)

and i pictured lady jade as being african american as well.... :O

GoldCoastGirl
05-21-2007, 08:14 PM
I know I don't have a tummy per-say... it's a little round and always 'pudgy' on the bottom ... and I have come to accept it as part of me being me. Nothing I can do about it without using cosmetic surgery.........................and we all know I won't do that ;D

I was just saying how you (mermaidnz) have a certain type of tummy and I have a certain type of tummy... and that we all should just accept ourselves with what we were blessed with...... beauty!

TheSexKitten
05-21-2007, 08:34 PM
I picture The Sex Kitten as a voluptuous blonde who is fun-loving, easy-to-get along with, but still rather hesitant.


http://itsuki.blogsome.com/uploads/itsuki/tsukino-cry.JPG

I got mentioned! Self esteem +1! :D

Your description is pretty accurate, except I'm brunette and depending on your idea of voluptuous, that may be inaccurate, too.

I was thinking about more assumptions today and you remind me a lot of my best friend throughout middle and early high school! (She moved away... *mope*)

Also, I keep picturing LadyJade as 30+ years old. She seems sweet and nurturing, like a mom. :)

Callyish
05-21-2007, 08:54 PM
Pfft Jade is a bitch ::)

BrunetteGoddess
05-21-2007, 09:01 PM
I picture The Sex Kitten as a voluptuous blonde who is fun-loving, easy-to-get along with, but still rather hesitant.


She used to be under the SN "TifaRae" and posted some pictures if you wanna search. GORGEOUS gal.

BrunetteGoddess
05-21-2007, 09:21 PM
I used to be one for a while.....fire engine red, then auburn, then magenta... :P

Emiliana2fornow
05-21-2007, 09:46 PM
Oh, I almost forgot! Emiliana had an avatar for the longest time that looked almost exactly like my ex, who was trans and had a very very similar name. So I just assumed that Emiliana was trans and really hot in bed like my ex.

I'm in the thread! Neat!

Trans? gender? sexual? fat? :O heh just kidding..Yay!! Lena thinks I'm good in bed!

MrChristopher
05-21-2007, 10:20 PM
Mr. Christopher, (sorry, I think it's the horse-image) for some reason I picture as a nice midwestern mid-thirties guy, baby-face, t-shirt & jeans guy w/ baseball cap, beer gut, sportsfan, but ridiculously good taste in music. weird, i know. (again, apologies. i know i'm way off.)


Well, a couple of those are more or less correct. I'm 34. Generally scruffy faced, though. I'm from Florida, so not midwestern. T-shirt and jeans, yes. Baseball cap, nah...maybe occasionally. I do rock the beat up sides rolled-up cowboy hat sometimes though. Beer gut? Hmmm...let's go with vodka-belly. It's better then it used to be, I'm working on it. Sportsfan? Nothing could be farther from the truth. My brother-in-law was in town and asked what channel ESPN was. I have no idea. Ridiculously good taste in music? But of course.;D Thanks for thinking of me.

miss marina
05-21-2007, 10:34 PM
i always thought lady jade was aa also...i have no idea why lol.

cally seems like the girl you can smoke a blunt with after work lol..
i always think tart is an aussie for some reason
and LM reminds me of this girl i grew up with named lauren so everytime i see one of her posts and i crack up i always want to respond with an inside between me and lauren..then i stop myself.

Callyish
05-21-2007, 10:40 PM
cally seems like the girl you can smoke a blunt with after work lol..


Thats me :biggrin:

*lights one up*

Now come n smoke with me!

miss marina
05-21-2007, 10:48 PM
aha! love it :hug:

Embyr
05-21-2007, 10:49 PM
She used to be under the SN "TifaRae" and posted some pictures if you wanna search. GORGEOUS gal.

[email protected]!!! I found a pic of her booty! ;D cute! ehhe, yeah I pictured Kate Winslet. meh... well, I tried. You're prettier... well, your butt is. :P

gingerlee
05-21-2007, 11:00 PM
Hmmm... people about whom I DON't make assumptions... (physically...)... because we've already seen a million pics (keep 'em comin, hurrah!!) are Pooka, Paige, Alexxa, Emily, LR, Ginger, CF, Lola, Tart, Cally, Chrissy, and all the aussies!!!! (except nautilus... who to me is still a ladybug.)




Awww I got mentioned. ;D

Embyr
05-21-2007, 11:13 PM
^^^ we look at your purty nekkid bewbies every day, how could you NOt be??? ;D

... that sounded like some southern perv. sorry. my humor button is sticking today.

gingerlee
05-21-2007, 11:33 PM
^^^ we look at your purty nekkid bewbies every day, how could you NOt be??? ;D

... that sounded like some southern perv. sorry. my humor button is sticking today.

Nah, you don't sound like a southern perv. If you told me I had a pretty mouth I would have been disturbed, but you didn't so it's all good!

Callyish
05-21-2007, 11:38 PM
Ginger I have a confession... im in love with your ears... that is all.

gingerlee
05-21-2007, 11:47 PM
Ginger I have a confession... im in love with your ears... that is all.

I have funny lookin' ears though. But if you love them, I may have to reopen my book of opinions of my ears. ;D

TheSexKitten
05-21-2007, 11:50 PM
[email protected]!!! I found a pic of her booty! ;D cute! ehhe, yeah I pictured Kate Winslet. meh... well, I tried. You're prettier... well, your butt is. :P

:P Oh that's such a stupid random picture. There's another one of me floating around in jean shorts and an orange top that I like better. Either way, I've vowed to not post any more pics until I'm strippafied! ;D

Callyish
05-21-2007, 11:52 PM
I have funny lookin' ears though. But if you love them, I may have to reopen my book of opinions of my ears. ;D

Well I mean I do love your nostrils too...

Blade
05-22-2007, 01:00 AM
i take it back, i just found my first ducati-powered (engine, brakes, forks) custom CHOPPer... and we all where i'm partial, so I'll put you on this.
http://thekneeslider.com/images/13choppers1.jpg

Yup, now I'm definitely embarassed to talk to you. ;D
either that or some guzzi cafe racer or an old triumph.

... the idea was that a harley would be too boring. ... you're original.thats a bad ass ride, i want one!!I'd put a sweet stretch and rake on it and better bars and risers but other than that it's right up my alley
I'd take an old trump chopper too with casket tank and huge trident sissy bar

LatinaRose
05-22-2007, 02:50 AM
I miss her!!!

I miss you too!! And I don't look that hot outta bed, but thanks!!

Kaylinn is lots of fun to go out with. And is like the the totally sweet and hot version of Vegas stripper, not bitchy or outta control at all.

LM always has me doing this emoticon :rotfl: and I think we'd also have a lot of fun going out.

Darcy and I would play makeup together.

Jenny intimidates me b/c she will pick apart a post quote by quote, she must've excelled at debate.

Tart is this totally cool city chick, very stylish.

Cally and I will smoke a lot of pot together, haha.

Corgan is totally Linda E. now.

I picture a lot of people as their avatar.

TOO is totally James Bond or George Clooney.

B, Emily, and Chrissy are the best hustlers, IMO, ultimate stripper sharks.

Pooka is sweet and innocent, the kinda girl I'd wanna corrupt.

sc0101 seems a lot older than she is. I've seen a pic of her, so it's not her looks, but that she doesn't post pics at all and is very focused.

I always picture a group of girls that I think I'd have a lot of fun with - like my ideal girls night out or something.