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Callyish
05-22-2007, 03:27 AM
Seriously im loving how everyone is talking about smoking pot with me :rotfl:
I think i've been dubbed a pot head :O
Djoser
05-22-2007, 03:37 AM
Both Bridgette and Emily are the definition of "uber stripper" to me.
Paris seems very motherly (not in an old way), like someone you can come to for advice.
Katrine...she's like the woman that stays on my heels. Almost like a drill instructor or something. :)
I haven't met Emily, but you are spot on about Bridgette, she is definitely the "uber stripper". Just ask the pizza guys at Rick's party complex in Key West, lol! But she is really sweet, and has one of the sexiest voices ever. You don't want to piss her off, but if you have the balls to fess up to making a mistake and apologize for it, all is instantly forgiven. I have never been so charmed by a woman being mad at me before.
Katrine might be a drill instructor if Andrew Blake was the Commander-in-Chief of the army. Sorry, Katrine, I know you much prefer Rocco as your supreme executive authority, but as you know he doesn't do much for me.
Katrine is, in a word, vibrant. You will likely want to do as she asks, but not because she orders you to (which would never work on me anyway, lol). She just has this way of asking, you cannot refuse her...
I haven't met Paris, but 'Mommy' is the last thing that springs to mind when I think of her, lol.
Not to contradict you, Deni, I am just telling you what I think--and by the way, I think you are pretty cool, yourself.
Bridgette
05-22-2007, 05:01 AM
Wow I didn't realize people thought I was so intimidating. LOL!! I hadn't read this thread before, because when it first started I didn't really have anything to contribute.
No one I've met on here has been what I thought they'd be, for whatever reason. Although after meeting people it adds more understanding to things they say and the way they "behave" on here. I have a ridiculously vivid imagination but I don't spend any energy picturing what members would be like in person - unless they've been around and very active a long time; it's hard not to think about people when you've spent years chatting and reading what they say.
But really yall, there's nothing about me that should intimidate people. I say what I think and I can't help it, but I usually don't mean it in a bad way. My mouth has often gotten me in trouble because I tend to blurt out whatever pops in my head without thinking first. But I just like to have fun, and I'm very nice to the custies as I suck their wallets dry. If I'm a shark, my bite is the most pleasant bite EVER ;D ;D
I've spent some time with Katrine, and she is SO not a drill instructor! She is one of the most fun chics you'll meet, ridiculously smart, witty, passionate. The kind of person you just can't help but like.
Anyway, there are a few members I haven't met, of whom I have developed a mental image.
I think of Jenny as captain of the debate team. Online, I have this weird addictive love-hate relationship with her. Like the person you love to fight with, and just can't stop going back for more, no matter what :D Someone I'd love to meet.
I think of Paris as my stripper idle. Smart, fun, sexy, ambitious. I have wanted to meet her for a long time because I think she'd be really fun and just cool to be around.
Melonie seems to me like someone who'd be an absolute RIOT to hang out with, a party waiting to happen with great stories to tell, but I think I'd feel compelled to keep a notebook or something handy to jot down whatever info she passes between margaritas. LOL
That's all I can think of for now.
Corgan
05-22-2007, 05:22 AM
okay, i am going to get more into my assumptions! if i've mentioned people twice, it's not that i like them more... ya know, i'm sure you get the drift.
i would love for latinarose to give me in person MAC tutorials! i also think of her to be like a nicole ritchie type... sassy and rich. rich? don't ask... maybe it has to do with the fact that she named her dog "bentley", lives in toronto, and has everything MAC ever made... :)
i picture cinnamonkisses as a bossy girl. that's not a bad thing!
i too see paris as a mommy type... someone i would def turn to for advice.
i think bridgette is a top notch stripper... and i love that she's blunt as fuck.
:P
when i think of more, i will pop them in here.
Callyish
05-22-2007, 05:32 AM
Okay lemme see...
Ginger... I picture her as a complete sex goddess who could teach me a thing or two lol... and I also think shes probably very soft spoken and kinda shy...
Darcy... I have a feeling shes a lot like I am...kinda chill... very self conscious about body and constantly on a mission to improve her show...(like I said like me lol) but also really outspoken a lot of the time but very shy at the same time.
LM... I think she would just be crazy and never shut up lol.... I mean this in a loving way LM :P
Corgan I think would just be ubber cool to hang out with she seems chill and hip
LatinaRose... well I think shes that girl I was scared of in high school... you know the popular one who everyone drooled over lol... I cant wait to meet her in a couple weeks!
Djoser would be that DJ that I never seem to be able to walk away from at work.. id be stuck in the booth talkin about music and stage shows and pole work lol
Sassysummer I think would be da shit to meet! Just a lot of bubbly fun
PookaShell... just totally awesome.. she seems mega cute and bubbly and tons of fun
I dunno... im missin tons of people but i've also met so many damn people from here and im meeting tons more this weekend lol
Darcy Foxx
05-22-2007, 05:41 AM
Darcy... I have a feeling shes a lot like I am...kinda chill... very self conscious about body and constantly on a mission to improve her show...(like I said like me lol) but also really outspoken a lot of the time but very shy at the same time.
That's surprisingly accurate!
Callyish
05-22-2007, 05:42 AM
Darcy I swear your just an Australian version of me lol or im a Canadian version of you ahaha...
Hell we share the same name :O
Darcy Foxx
05-22-2007, 05:43 AM
Haha yeah except I'm E and your Y
You're my sistah from another mother ;)
Callyish
05-22-2007, 05:44 AM
Ahaha true... but your hotter then I am *blush* I bow down to your hotness!
Darcy Foxx
05-22-2007, 05:45 AM
Hahaha hardly. I could only ever dream of being as hot as Ashley Tyler!
Callyish
05-22-2007, 05:52 AM
Hahaha hardly. I could only ever dream of being as hot as Ashley Tyler!
As if!!! Girl you have such a tight body... I would kill for it!!! And such a cute face and damn girl you are hot!
On a side note... I must add that GenWar totally looks like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince!!
Darcy Foxx
05-22-2007, 05:55 AM
tight?!?! bahahaha. no. just, no. i just photoshop the flab away. if you saw me irl, you'd see how completely un-tight i am. you're definitely much thinner than i am.
Callyish
05-22-2007, 05:57 AM
Photoshop my dear... I am a huge fan of photoshop ahaha... I am so untoned its insane...
Ok this is an argument neither of us will win... so we'll settle with we're both hot and leave it at that :P
Remind me to spank you when I get to Aust :P
Darcy Foxx
05-22-2007, 06:00 AM
I won't just remind you, I'll DEMAND you spank me :)
Callyish
05-22-2007, 06:07 AM
I won't just remind you, I'll DEMAND you spank me :)
!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG!!!!!!!!! I totally get to molest Darcy :O
*faints*
Its a dream come true!!
Its gonna be like molesting my twin though... hmm... didn't I just watch a porn that started out something like this?
Darcy Foxx
05-22-2007, 06:10 AM
We could always film it?
Callyish
05-22-2007, 06:13 AM
We could always film it?
And sell it ... we will be rich and famous!! :thinking:
BmiWMT14
05-22-2007, 06:56 AM
Lets see I have not been here that long , but here are the assumptions I have about some of you:
Pooka: Sweet, with that charm that would make you wanna do anything for her
Dylan_Angel : An outspoken wise ass who would be a ton of fun to go people watching with
Bridgette: Makes me wanna hide behind the plant in the corner until I see what kind of mood she is in
GingerLee: I met her this past week, and she is an absolute down to earth sweet-heart
Blade: I think of the bouncer from Coyote-Ugly, only not as heavy
I thought Optimist was a guy too
Lysondra
05-22-2007, 07:03 AM
LM... I think she would just be crazy and never shut up lol.... I mean this in a loving way LM :P
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Let me put it this way... I talk more in person than I do online.
Lysondra
05-22-2007, 07:04 AM
Hey girls, I just wanna thank you for making probably the only 10 page thread that didn't consist of flaming! :D
Callyish
05-22-2007, 07:05 AM
Hey girls, I just wanna thank you for making probably the only 10 page thread that didn't consist of flaming! :D
Don't jinx it!!!!!!!!
Lysondra
05-22-2007, 07:05 AM
^ Fuck you too, bitch!
:)
BrunetteGoddess
05-22-2007, 07:18 AM
Now I wanna meet people! Wah! :P
HK? Shasta? Nekko? We seriously need to actually meet each other, ya know, living in the same city and all? ::)
Callyish
05-22-2007, 07:18 AM
^ Fuck you too, bitch!
:)
*bends over n wiggles her bum*
I've been reading SW since Aug '06... but didn't become an active member till this month...but I admire girls that have a great sense of humor with a little bit of a bitchy & quirky, "no-nonsense attitude" mixed in...and that's definitely Bridgette and LM! They always have me cracking up! I think the 3 of us could sit in front of Starbuck's, drink coffee, smoke cigarettes, joke, complain, and talk shit all day long...is that bad!!!??? ;D :P
Vyanka
05-22-2007, 09:19 AM
LatinaRose, def. the kind of girl i'd have fun hanging out with. Both sexy Latin bishes ;) , high maintnance girly girl, loves makeup, love to party... her personality sort of reminds me of mine.
GingerLee, are you petite? I picture her as a petite sex godess.
More to come...
I've spent some time with Katrine, and she is SO not a drill instructor! She is one of the most fun chics you'll meet, ridiculously smart, witty, passionate. The kind of person you just can't help but like.
Well, B, for me she has been! She was on my ass as soon as she found out I was going to try and find a club to dance at. She was telling me to "make sure I am reading Hustle Hut" and to "hurry up and get my clothes and shoes so I could be ready."
Not that it's a bad thing (at all!). She got me ready for everything but actually going to the club. Now I just have to wait for all my make-up to get back from Pooka's place, and then I can go.
Bella21
05-22-2007, 09:51 AM
I also keep thinking that Optimist is a guy. :)
I keep thinking that Lady Jade is black.
Whenever I see RoseWhite's avatar I think, "SHES BACK! HOW COME NOBODY'S SAYING ANYTHING?" and then I think, "Oops, wrong one." Hehehe. :)
Latinarose just seems uber-feminine to me. (Yes, I have a small crush, hehe)
Sunshine73
05-22-2007, 10:14 AM
^^ Yes!!! If you are seen with a hot girl like LR, then that makes you automatically hot as well. She is the girl I wish I was friends with 10 years ago when I was gallivating around in Birkenstocks and tie dyes. She would have shown me the light. " Sunshine, No, take out those dreadlocks and hair wraps. and let me show you how to do sexy VS hair instead". :D
I appreciate her fashion & beauty sense, and her makeup tutorial was AWESOME!
TheSexKitten
05-22-2007, 10:18 AM
Am I the only one who assumed Lady Jade was Chinese right from the start??
Also, I think that I'd want Djoser as a DJ, and Genwar, Mast, and TOO as my regulars. :D
Vyanka
05-22-2007, 10:19 AM
Am I the only one who assumed Lady Jade was Chinese right from the start??
Also, I think that I'd want Djoser as a DJ, and Genwar, Mast, and TOO as my regulars. :D
Nope. I sensed she was Asian from the start too. :)
southstbabe
05-22-2007, 10:43 AM
SouthSt.Babe and I were discussing SWers at a fashion show the other day.
I told her that I haven't attended SF's before (back out at last minute) because I'm intimidated by EVERYONE on here. In my mind, you are all these ethereal goddesses that would immediately make me feel downright frumpy.
Then I met one (Babe) and another (LadyJade) and I'm starting to see that, although they actually are goddesses, there's a human element to them that makes them so accessible.
So, I'm actually going to show up for SFNYC, knowing that I'm meeting some new faces that really feel like old friends.
I agree 100% with DylanAngel. Althought I will have to question her judgement in calling me of all people a goddess. Lady Jade = goddess
I'm also very intimidated by everyone on here too. Especially how young most of the SW's are. I often feel like this clueless ol' frumpy senior citizen. Things are very VERY different now than when I danced.
southstbabe
05-22-2007, 10:45 AM
And my mom (though she doesn't frequent this site) thinks I'm handsome...and funny...
I do too.
southstbabe
05-22-2007, 10:58 AM
Ok, SSB *is* a true goddess... but I am only a goddess in the kitchen! Did ya not see me trip over air - in flip flops? :D
Awww come on, I'm so not use this.
Don't feel bad about the tripping. It was the cutest little trip I've ever seen. I've fallen back down after picking myself up from falling in the first place. Total klutz, you could play connect the dots with bruises on my body.
southstbabe
05-22-2007, 10:59 AM
DylanAngel also = goddess
Roulette
05-22-2007, 12:17 PM
I always assume that LM and Paige move like these two girls I know, sorta slow and seductively.
EDIT: HOLY SHIT LM!!! I am now reading thorugh the answers to this post... I had no freaking clue how old you were, I thought you were much older than you are by how you talk. Jeebus!! YOu're two years younger than me!!
I see GCG as Bibs
I see Lady Jade as being black though I'm not sure if she is or isn't.
I see Tart as being this dark little pixie kind of girl like if you were to take a black and white pic of a candy raver... Not sure why at all.
I see Jaizine as tall and super skinny with really straight dark shiny hair who wears loopy silver jewelry.
I see Embyr as being in yellow motorcycle gear
High Heel Lover makes me think of red and pinks - and not a mother!! so I guess she's a color?
I see Hannah83 as being 12 because she looks so young in her avatar to me.
Corgan I see as tall and quiet but when she's comfortable super energenic and random... Dunno why.
Dollyrocker reminds me of thie punk/rockabilly chick I know
Alena - NOT HER AGE AND NOT WITH KIDS!!
Chrissy63 is built like a sporty Barbie in my mind if that makes sense
Pooka has perfect hair, always. and she always looks sexy and cute.
Vyanka and Yekhefah for some reason are always confused by me.... Also I see Yek as a tiny little busty curly blond Jewish girl who wears crop tops a lot... :shrugs:
I always think Virgoamm is a guy. Her name makes me think of Vigo.
AlexxaHex's face is not what I expected. I dont know exactly what I expected but she is not it... she looks like a girl who passed through town for a second.
Natalie FRPPhilly is tan with sandy blond really wavy hair and doe eyes.
Paris, Gingerlee and cameronfl/cameronkeys always get mixed up.
Adina is a french in my mind.
I aaaalways assume everyone who is female is a current dancer with no kids unless it's a newb post about wanting to be a dancer. I never think of retired dancers, or anything else. I'm sure there are more but yeah... those are my first thoughts.
I am always confused about where people are. I always think Cally is in Philly for some reason. And so many of the Aussie girls I think are not from down there. I also go back and forth about thinking I am invisible on here because I haven't been here long at all, and then I think I tlak too damn much because I've posted so much relative to the time I've been on here.
Mastridonicus
05-22-2007, 01:11 PM
I've lifted the illusion so many pre-conceived notions of others and myself in my travels but Velvet's was the best. "I thought you were some middle aged balding fat guy." heee
When I first started bsing with paige in chat, I thought she was a BITCH, then I met her, then I discovered she was just a Bitch to me.
Minette's response to meeting me and CO was GREAT. CLASSIC even. Got on her knees on stage and clapped her hands mid screech. hahaha hilarious. "I'm Mastridonicus and this is my Partner Casual Observer" LOL.
Tampadancer's response was also most memorable as she thought I was going to be a HUGE loser. (Dunno how she figures I'm not, but She is one of my bestest friends ever so I'll take it) I never would have picked her to be as solid in her looks though. That much is sure.
SOOOO many hahah so many good times. Meeting Casual Observer was pretty fun though, just COMPLETELY different opinions of each other. And then up at JAX Heaven777 REFUSED to believe it was me. Fun times.
I would say that I really can't be corrected in my image of Rhiannon, I really see the girl as some long lost relation.
However of me, I am also often assumed to be really old...Like 40's-50's :D
Jay Zeno
05-22-2007, 01:38 PM
Velvet's was the best. "I thought you were some middle aged balding fat guy." heeeDude, she got you mixed up with me.
hannah83
05-22-2007, 01:52 PM
I see Hannah83 as being 12 because she looks so young in her avatar to me.
LOL I know i look young, but 12?! :D
And CK I used to think would be this loud crazy girl that i would be scared to hang out with, but IRL, she's such a sweetie. Seriously, one of the nicest girls i've ever met.
And I always thought Optimist was a guy too.
Oh, and I was a band geek, played the flute. Oh the jokes that were told when we went to band camp...::)
flickad
05-22-2007, 02:03 PM
I never picture anyone as having an American accent..not even the Americans. Except maybe Melonie. She couldn't be anything but American.
Jaizaine is someone I picture as an ultra-feminine chick, but nobody's pushover. LM seems very strong, confident and likeable. I'd really like to meet the other Aussie girls on the board some day- it's starting to feel like we could form some uber stripperweb clique, or some such.
sassysummer
05-22-2007, 02:11 PM
And CK I used to think would be this loud crazy girl that i would be scared to hang out with, but IRL, she's such a sweetie. Seriously, one of the nicest girls i've ever met.
And I always thought Optimist was a guy too.
Oh, and I was a band geek, played the flute. Oh the jokes that were told when we went to band camp...::)
omg me too! ck used to intimidate the hell out of me!...but after reading more of her posts, she sounds like a super sweet sensitive kinda gal ;D
optimist, guy, yup, thought that too! i wonder why so many of us thought that??
I'm a band geek too! clarinet here! my husband always laughs at me and calls me a band nerd, especially when i get into orchestral stuff on tv...then i remind him, that he married me ahahaha :P
band nerds do it better anyway }:D
Glamazon
05-22-2007, 02:11 PM
I also have to constantly remind myself that Optimist is a chick.
rozz is an Aussie in my mind. I think I get her and Nautilus mixed up, for some reason.
TOO is James Bond
Most of you, I see as people who I would be very close friends with IRL. You know, the kind that you can butt heads with and argue with, but at the end of the day still love and cherish one another as much as our hearts can hold.
Oh, and most of you have American accents and don't ever do anything except hang out on SW!!
sassysummer
05-22-2007, 02:16 PM
Okay lemme see...
Sassysummer I think would be da shit to meet! Just a lot of bubbly fun
awww, thanks! and totally true! ahahaha
** skips away blowing bubbles in the air***
:soap_bubb
Wow I didn't realize people thought I was so intimidating. LOL!! I hadn't read this thread before, because when it first started I didn't really have anything to contribute.
I was so intimidated by your DRIVING. Which is all me, I know, everyones driving scares me and we were in this huge city which makes it double scary.
velvet
05-22-2007, 03:49 PM
I've lifted the illusion so many pre-conceived notions of others and myself in my travels but Velvet's was the best. "I thought you were some middle aged balding fat guy." heee
oh crap you had to mention that didnt you. ooops lol
Emiliana2fornow
05-22-2007, 04:25 PM
don't ever do anything except hang out on SW!!
Hehehe guilty as charged:)
lwtex52
05-22-2007, 05:14 PM
Not so much here on the message board, but I keep picturing that Zephyr guy in the chat room as wealthy, charming, incredibly handsome, and 50% lower in tar and nicotine.
gingerlee
05-22-2007, 05:17 PM
Ginger... I picture her as a complete sex goddess who could teach me a thing or two lol... and I also think shes probably very soft spoken and kinda shy...
Heehee I'm a sex goddess. Actually the second part of the assumption is right, I'm really quiet and shy if I'm not at work. Some people think I'm a bitch because of it, but it really is just because I'm so quiet sometimes you would forget that I'm in a room.
GingerLee: I met her this past week, and she is an absolute down to earth sweet-heart
Thank you, sir. You were really nice, so I actually enjoyed talking to you.
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GingerLee, are you petite? I picture her as a petite sex godess.
Yeah, I'm kinda small. 5ft2 and 100lbs. That's petite, isn't it?
LatinaRose
05-22-2007, 05:19 PM
i would love for latinarose to give me in person MAC tutorials! i also think of her to be like a nicole ritchie type... sassy and rich. rich? don't ask... maybe it has to do with the fact that she named her dog "bentley", lives in toronto, and has everything MAC ever made... :)
Rich? No. But I do have successful parents who've always taught me to want the best of everything. And a boyfriend that pays ALL the bills }:D I'm flattered that you think I'm rich tho, I guess that is the Nicole Ritchie in me! And I will be rich one day - and I'm already planning on throwing a HUGE SW party!
^^ Yes!!! If you are seen with a hot girl like LR, then that makes you automatically hot as well. She is the girl I wish I was friends with 10 years ago when I was gallivating around in Birkenstocks and tie dyes. She would have shown me the light. " Sunshine, No, take out those dreadlocks and hair wraps. and let me show you how to do sexy VS hair instead". :D
I appreciate her fashion & beauty sense, and her makeup tutorial was AWESOME!
You are so right on that. I always tell my friends if they shouldn't wear something or if their makeup/hair/clothes aren't cute and help them look their absolute best (I say it in a nice way, of course). I've been likened to Cher in Clueless several times! It's one of my favorite movies ever!!
lwtex52
05-22-2007, 05:21 PM
Well, B, for me she has been! She was on my ass as soon as she found out I was going to try and find a club to dance at. She was telling me to "make sure I am reading Hustle Hut" and to "hurry up and get my clothes and shoes so I could be ready."
Not that it's a bad thing (at all!). She got me ready for everything but actually going to the club. Now I just have to wait for all my make-up to get back from Pooka's place, and then I can go.
Deni, one request: IF you get some loser at the stage wearing a bozo nose, a straw hat, a coonskin sportcoat, electric orange golf slacks, and hand-tooled white linoleum boots, and he's attempting to pay for lap dances with expired Kroger coupons, go easy on him. It'll probably be me.