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Lysondra
05-22-2007, 05:25 PM
I never picture anyone as having an American accent..not even the Americans. Except maybe Melonie. She couldn't be anything but American.
Jaizaine is someone I picture as an ultra-feminine chick, but nobody's pushover. LM seems very strong, confident and likeable. I'd really like to meet the other Aussie girls on the board some day- it's starting to feel like we could form some uber stripperweb clique, or some such.
I really really wanna meet you too. ^-^ I'll go to Melbourne someday SOON, promise.
oulala
05-22-2007, 06:40 PM
I don't know if she still posts here, but for the longest time whenever I read LoveSexMoney's posts, I thought her name was LoveSexMonkey..
PaigeDWinter
05-22-2007, 06:47 PM
I always assume that LM and Paige move like these two girls I know, sorta slow and seductively.
Usually, yeah. I used to have more upbeat shows but... they don't do me any good anymore lol.
When I first started bsing with paige in chat, I thought she was a BITCH, then I met her, then I discovered she was just a Bitch to me.
But but... I thought you were my bitch!
virgoamm
05-22-2007, 07:09 PM
I always think Virgoamm is a guy. Her name makes me think of Vigo.
Woot, I got mentioned! It's nice to get some love even though it's me joining we think you're a man club, lol. :D
But I am 100% female-no ifs ands or buts about it. I'm not a man, baby!
The only SW'er that's ever seen me in person is Pooka, we used to work together. Gawd, I miss her-she's so sweet! :'(
Callyish
05-22-2007, 07:34 PM
I don't know if she still posts here, but for the longest time whenever I read LoveSexMoney's posts, I thought her name was LoveSexMonkey..
Woah it is LoveSexMoney isnt it :O
I always read it as LoveSexMonkey :rotfl:
BrunetteGoddess
05-22-2007, 08:08 PM
I want to meet teeth_of_hydra. She is just one of the coolest chicks I've ever been on a forum with.
LatinaRose
05-22-2007, 10:36 PM
Milk in a bag scares me. And as a native NYer, there is the often violent hockey rivalry.... and the beer. Ew. And um... there was the time I had to try to figure out how much gas I was getting and how much it would end up costing me... oh! And the time I got lost near Barrie cause I was looking for a line, and I was literally looking for a LINE. I had no idea that a line is basically a street. And don't get me started on Quebec.... :D
Imma go hide now. Canadians are coming to kill me.
:rotfl:
Just saw this!! I freakin' hate milk in a bag, it's just not right!! It's open on the corner in the fridge and I always have this weird thought that the milk is absorbing all the food smells from the fridge. Gross!!
I always picture Paige as that one avatar you had with the dark thick bangs and "gypsy eyes".
Britt224 is her avatar too - Adriana Lima right??
CallMeSky is a bubbly Cali blonde.
Paris, holiday, and SusanWayward I picture at a crazy bachelor party in a barn with hay - probably due to that thread about private dancing where this very scene was described to me.
Yek, I picture in domme gear always.
VegasPrincess would totally be a great clubhopping partner.
GCG I picture as beach princess/surfer girl.
I'm sure there's more things I picture/assume about other SW'ers that I can't think of right now. Awesome thread, one of the best ever!
PaigeDWinter
05-22-2007, 10:41 PM
I want to meet teeth_of_hydra. She is just one of the coolest chicks I've ever been on a forum with.
One of these days I am GONNA meet her. Seriously.
:rotfl:
I always picture Paige as that one avatar you had with the dark thick bangs and "gypsy eyes".
Bangs... bangs... my Cleopatra wig?
LatinaRose
05-22-2007, 11:01 PM
^^Ah, yes that would be the one. I'm not thinking clearly. So yeah, I always picture you as that pic.
GoldCoastGirl
05-23-2007, 02:00 AM
GCG I picture as beach princess/surfer girl.
Beach.. what's a beach? Oh.. that thing that the tourists here go to ... and I've had a few photo shoots on yet don't ever go near in everyday life. :D
I can't surf to save my life. I can swim. I also don't go to the beach all that often ... not just because it is cool now (going into/is Winter)... because I'm particular with the weather when I want to go to the beach. Not too much wind, not too hot, etc.
When I was much much younger I went alot more often (every weekend) as it is was family outing on the weekends during Summer.
My olive skin is barely noticeable because of how much i do NOT tan :laughing:
LatinaRose
05-23-2007, 02:26 AM
IDK, I guess b/c of your username. I hear coast, I think beach. That's why LM named it weird assumptions right?? Lol.
flickad
05-23-2007, 03:38 AM
I really really wanna meet you too. ^-^ I'll go to Melbourne someday SOON, promise.
Woot!
GoldCoastGirl
05-23-2007, 03:39 AM
Yes, true. The Gold Coast does push its long long beach as one of its "attractions". ;D
Circe
05-23-2007, 05:26 AM
I always think Jenny and Cally live together. With all these cats.
For some reason I think Brigette is 6 feet tall. She could be, I do not know...
I always think everyone in Australia lives in the same town. Even though they clearly don't.
I LIKE milk in a bag. It's so squishy and gross.
I'm done being retarded now.
Callyish
05-23-2007, 05:30 AM
I always think Jenny and Cally live together. With all these cats.
:rotfl: Jenny and I are the crazy cat ladies!! :rotfl:
I *WISH* I lived with Jenny... id never be left sexually frustrated!
RoseWhite
05-23-2007, 05:52 AM
Whenever I see RoseWhite's avatar I think, "SHES BACK! HOW COME NOBODY'S SAYING ANYTHING?" and then I think, "Oops, wrong one." Hehehe. :)
Hahaha! You know, I didn't find out about the infamous "RoseDelight" for LITERALLY like six months after I joined up here. Even then it was tough to suss out exactly what went down - people kept making references like, "Oh yeah, remember that craziness with the so-called Rose Delight?" Once I finally found out, sheesh - what an unfortunate choice of names on my part, what with the rose and the rhyming!
I swear, though, I exist! I do! People can vouch for me! Even more people as of this weekend (umm, unless I mysteriously 'cancel' . . . so I suppose the jury's still out until after SFest NYC)!
I always picture Nina Daisy having HUGE to the point of painful-looking feedbags. Yeesh!
Kaylinn
05-23-2007, 06:20 AM
The great SW mystery. RoseDelight. How unfortunate I missed it. How little I have heard about it, how much I have searched for the truth. Some days...the curiousity nearly kills me.
flickad
05-23-2007, 06:28 AM
I always think Jenny and Cally live together. With all these cats.
For some reason I think Brigette is 6 feet tall. She could be, I do not know...
I always think everyone in Australia lives in the same town. Even though they clearly don't.
I LIKE milk in a bag. It's so squishy and gross.
I'm done being retarded now.
Heh, at least you don't think Australia's another American State, or that we don't speak English ;P.
Callyish
05-23-2007, 06:37 AM
Heh, at least you don't think Australia's another American State, or that we don't speak English ;P.
I thought Australia was part of Europe and you all spoke Cluck Cluck? /:O
flickad
05-23-2007, 06:48 AM
I thought Australia was part of Europe and you all spoke Cluck Cluck? /:O
I've been asked a lot of stupid questions (though not here) which seem to indicate that a lot of people do think that, or something similar anyways.
Callyish
05-23-2007, 06:53 AM
I've been asked a lot of stupid questions (though not here) which seem to indicate that a lot of people do think that, or something similar anyways.
Do ya'll really live in straw huts? Do you ride kangaroos to work? Do you have electricity? Do your toilets really run backwards? Do you have indoor plumbing?
PhillyDancer1982
05-23-2007, 06:53 AM
Before I saw a picture of Mast or talked to him much, I imagined him being in his mid 30s, part-Asian with dark hair. I basically envisioned him looking similar to the Japanimation-type cartoon avatars that he so often uses.
PhillyDancer1982
05-23-2007, 07:00 AM
The great SW mystery. RoseDelight. How unfortunate I missed it. How little I have heard about it, how much I have searched for the truth. Some days...the curiousity nearly kills me.
I wasn't around SW when RoseDelight was, but I read a little bit about her and how she was a total fake/pathological liar. Her lies and a lot of the things she said remind me of this douchebag pathological liar girl that I used to hang out with a few years ago(she was dating my good guy friend...but after we got to know her better, we all decided that she wasn't a very true person to keep the friendship with!). This girl lied a lot, and she even lied about being a stripper(she claimed that she made $10,000 one night! she said that she started stripping at age 14 and the reason she got away with it was because "her uncle owned the place so he let her"). But in reality, the girl wasn't all that hot. Like RoseDelight, this girl had very inconsistent lies, outrageous stories, and played herself up to be more educated, further in various careers/work fields, and even lied about pregnancy and losing custody of a kid(that didn't exist).
Because I see similarities between this girl and RoseDelight, I've kinda envisioned RoseDelight looking a little like this girl I knew...scrawny or gangly, kinda hickish looking(not ugly, but definitely not the best looking).
The fact that Rose Delight had to use someone else's pictures as "her own," tells me that Rose Delight probably wasn't all that good-looking...or at least not as good looking as some of the hot chicks on this site. I doubt that Rose Delight was really even a stripper, or at least more than just a stripper for a few short days(one of those dancers that "tests the waters" and then realizes that stripping isn't for them). She probably had a boring unaccomplished life, and used SW as her escape from reality to play up her lies and pretend to be someone a lot more glamorous than she was. That's my perception.
PhillyDancer1982
05-23-2007, 07:05 AM
I always picture Nina Daisy having HUGE to the point of painful-looking feedbags. Yeesh!
LOL same here! That former avatar of her's will always be in my mind when I think of her.
Circe
05-23-2007, 07:24 AM
Do you ride kangaroos to work?
I want to ride a kangaroo to work! I could tie mine to the lamppost outside the club 8)
One of the funniest serious questions I read on stripperweb was "Do they have like, real grocery stores in Canada?" LMAO
Callyish
05-23-2007, 07:27 AM
I want to ride a kangaroo to work! I could tie mine to the lamppost outside the club 8)
One of the funniest serious questions I read on stripperweb was "Do they have like, real grocery stores in Canada?" LMAO
Do they have lamp posts there? /:O
Real grocery stores? Whats a grocery store? I dunno about you but I go ice fishing for my food daily... and I melt snow and ice for water... its a bitch in the summer though my igloo starts to melt :(
Chicagoeditor
05-23-2007, 07:27 AM
I guess I assumed the Canadian and Australian posters would type with an accent. In my own defense, I adore both of these accents.
Callyish
05-23-2007, 07:28 AM
I dont have an accent!!!
Chicagoeditor
05-23-2007, 07:31 AM
I dont have an accent!!!
Well, damnit, get one before Saturday.
Callyish
05-23-2007, 07:32 AM
How about I just talk french?
southstbabe
05-23-2007, 07:33 AM
You are soooooooooooo not old! First of all, I don't know exactly how old you are, but I wouldn't peg you as anywhere over mid-30s - and that's only cuz I know how long you've been working at your company! Amazonian Goddess, I tell ya!
You just made my day! I'm in my eary 40's.
*skips off to get another cup of tea and harass coworkers along the way*
Chicagoeditor
05-23-2007, 07:36 AM
You just made my day! I'm in my eary 40's.
Late 40s here. And I honestly believe it when I say: Women in particular blossom after 30. (Most men, unfortunately, are on a slow slide to decay after age 18.)
Chicagoeditor
05-23-2007, 07:36 AM
How about I just talk french?
That's fine. French with a Canadian accent. :D
Sophia_Starina
05-23-2007, 07:45 AM
I'm always afraid that Cinnamonkisses and Emily will yell at me. Don't ask why, it's an assumption!
(Please don't yell at me for posting this)
GoldCoastGirl
05-23-2007, 09:36 AM
Let me put it this way... I talk more in person than I do online.
:yes:
.................and I thought I talked alot! :P ;) :heartbeat
Jay Zeno
05-23-2007, 09:41 AM
I guess I assumed the Canadian and Australian posters would type with an accent. In my own defense, I adore both of these accents.
If you wanted to type in those accents, you would spelled it "defence," and you would've done so in good "humour."
GoldCoastGirl
05-23-2007, 09:41 AM
I see GCG as Bibs
Bibs would be honoured (I think?) :D or at least proud of the fact that she kinda holds sway over me after her transition (past the grave).
I'm actually waiting every so patiently for my "dead" status to come off so then I can be alive again (give me life!!!)... and in celebration I have an avatar awaiting for that moment. ;D
GoldCoastGirl
05-23-2007, 09:45 AM
I dont have an accent!!!
Whereas I know I have one, even in my own country! :O:D
People will think I'm from the country (outback or some such) even tho' I have been raised (and thus lived) on the Gold Coast all my entire life.
Jay Zeno
05-23-2007, 09:52 AM
The great SW mystery. RoseDelight. How unfortunate I missed it. How little I have heard about it, how much I have searched for the truth. Some days...the curiousity nearly kills me.
RoseDelight was a poster here who was friendly enough and helpful enough to be one of the early moderators.
In her posts and in chat, she talked about being in adult films, in med school, doing her own fashion business, and maybe some other things, all at the same time, leading some people to wonder how she could do all that and also be on SW so much.
There were some reports of some attempts to set up real-life social meetings with her, but she ended up standing those people up. Some people did talk with her on the phone. She apparently was a real person, and female.
Ultimately, a model posted here saying that she was the person who was actually the one in RoseDelights' avatar and other postings, and she resented her image being falsely used, which is understandable. That brought down the house of cards of porn star/med student/fashion designer/whatever. We have not heard from the identity of RoseDelight since that time, although whether she might be here under another identity is open for speculation.
Personally, it didn't bother me overly much that she had her fake avocations here. I mean, it's not nice to try to suck people into fake personae, but the Internet and stripclubs are a breeding ground for fake names, fake stories, and so on. She didn't flame people that I remember, and she tried to be helpful in certain ways, although she obviously couldn't be as accomplished as she let on. Where I do have criticism is in setting up social meetings that she wouldn't show up for. That's rude.
That is my understanding of the RoseDelight story.
sc0101
05-23-2007, 10:03 AM
I always think Rozz is a boy.
I get SassySummer and AlenaDowns mixed up.
PookaShell
05-23-2007, 10:08 AM
I get them mixed up, too, SC!
I also get to of the britt's mixed up.
I picture VenusGoddess as this really gorgeous girl that was a cook when I worked at Johnny Carinos because her picture reminds me of her.
I picture Cally as always giggling.
I picture TOO as James B:heartbeatnd.
I never knew DJoser was so cute until I saw his pictures recently. :blush:
Kaylinn
05-23-2007, 10:22 AM
Ahh...So RoseDelight ind of just disappeared when shit hit the fan? She didn't try to defend herself or anything?
That's why i searched for drama and never found any...and here, I thought it was the GREAT SW cover up. LOL. I have an active imagination.....
Mastridonicus
05-23-2007, 10:28 AM
I picture VenusGoddess as this really gorgeous girl that was a cook when I worked at Johnny Carinos because her picture reminds me of her.
She is too!
Scorpio totally scored!
Between her and Rhia, every possible Home-Based/Health-Based question can be answered.
Did you know if you put jeans in before the liquid detergent, after the wash is done, under the black light, it can see it glow? THANKS RHIA!
And that's not good for private dance area...you just can't explain that!
Kaylinn
05-23-2007, 12:05 PM
This isnt an assumption but...
Alexxa Hex intrigues me. I would LOVE to be her friend in real life. I think she is cool as hell.
She is a Satanist with Evil Cunt tattooed on her stomach, her boyfriend looks like manson( yeah, just saw the pic, honestly, he scares me)
And yet..she is sooo sweet, and I can just feel the love for her baby through her typing, motherhood totally suits her.
Now who would have though that such a scary girl ( seriously, I wouldnt fuck with ya if I saw yo on the street) could be so sweet and loving and caring.
I'm tellin you...SW conquers sterotypes every day.
Roulette
05-23-2007, 12:37 PM
How about I just talk french?
I would be ok with that.
I'm actually waiting every so patiently for my "dead" status to come off so then I can be alive again (give me life!!!)... and in celebration I have an avatar awaiting for that moment. ;D
Uhm, yeah changing moods would be swell. I am waiting in line with you.
I picture Cally as always giggling.
I never knew DJoser was so cute until I saw his pictures recently. :blush:
I see Cally as being really short and giggly when she's off stage, but when she's on I ee her as being really seductive. I also took a few double takes at DJoser when I saw his pics. I had always imagined him as being a good looking older man with silvering hair... not sure why. I actually think I assume most men on here are older.
This isnt an assumption but...
Alexxa Hex intrigues me. I would LOVE to be her friend in real life. I think she is cool as hell.
Me too!! I want to meet a whole buncha people here!!
I also see PrettyCurlieQ as being a secret agent... like fighing super villans and jetting around the world while stopping by strip clubs to shake what her mama gave her.
I see DottieRebel as being fiery and petite with wild hair.
I'm also intimidated by people like Paige, CinnamonKisses, Bridgette,krchab99, Melonie, ViolaStrings, GoalCoastGirl (sometimes, and I also thought she was in CA... Read her neam and thought WestCoast... dunno why) CorsicaFire(used to), Guenevere, Lena, well.... It would seems I am intimidated by most mods... dern yourse!!
I always get so confused who plays for what team and who is with who, and who works with who/knows who IRL.
Picaresque
05-23-2007, 01:32 PM
I don't know if she still posts here, but for the longest time whenever I read LoveSexMoney's posts, I thought her name was LoveSexMonkey..
:laughing:
whenever I see LoveSexMoney's postings, the Oakenfold song "Sex and Money" pops into my head.
PaigeDWinter
05-23-2007, 03:47 PM
I'm also intimidated by people like Paige
What'd I do? :O
Lysondra
05-23-2007, 04:10 PM
Do ya'll really live in straw huts? Do you ride kangaroos to work? Do you have electricity? Do your toilets really run backwards? Do you have indoor plumbing?
Once someone asked me if we cut the tips of our ears off to prevent skin cancer. :O
Roulette
05-23-2007, 04:39 PM
What'd I do? :O
Nothing at all!! You just seem really cool and because I'm new and this is a public forum I can see the relationships people have, even if they are just online (ex you and Pooka) and You seem kinda untouchable... if that makes sense. Like you are all that is woman and I am all that is 14 year old boy. I am mildy jealous I guess.
HardKandee I assumed was Hispantic (or whatever the PC term is) with thick curly rich brown hair... I was wrong.
I don't know if she still posts here, but for the longest time whenever I read LoveSexMoney's posts, I thought her name was LoveSexMonkey..
hahahaha me too and until I read this I never knew i was reading it wrong. i feel a little foolish right about now.
I also dont read everyone's names correctly or catagorize them by their usernames...
sc0101 to me is Scol (sch-all)
Picaresque is Parce que
Mastridonicus is Mastadon and you look like Spike and I thought you were a DJ, not curious about being a dancer
Jay Zeno is Jay Leno
Rozz is Razz (a stage name I considered) and I see her as a guy
Circe is Circle but it isnt the word circle I just see a thin blue circle outline... weird.
CorsicaFire is just Corsica and she is tall and very thin, almost lanky
Jaizaine is J
Hatshepsut is Hats put
DJoser is DJ Doser
CherryripeboyII is Cherrypoppinboy and I see him in a really sharp suit.
Teeth of Hydra is Teeth of Hyina(sp?) and I see her as being really goofy and awesome
I picture FBR as a mix between his avatar and FDR...the end.
Britt244 makes me think of this quote "girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours" :flips hair, walks away: because of the face in her avatar
Holiday always makes me think of that Holiday song from the 80's
xBlackBettyx is a bombshell from the 40's with cascading dark hair, I also assume she's really tough and will kick anyone ass if they mess with her.
Miss Marina is this little jewish girl who all the adults think is innocent and all the friends know is soooo not... based on the avatar and mostly she reminds me of a girl I know
LatinaRose strikes me as very very not girly, but womanly. Like there is no mistake about her she is fun and exciting and will not let anyone rip her off or treat her bad. She also makes me want to go to Sephora or MAC play with makeup with her.
^^^ said it best "Pooka is sweet and innocent, the kinda girl I'd wanna corrupt."
Deni is a guy... dunno why, I think its the name which makes me think of Denny's.
I want to comendere a ship with Darcy Foxx (tho she kind of intimidates me) because I think it would be worlds of fun. And in the same sort of thing I was to take a road trip with LM.
Cally inspires me to work harder at everything in life, btw. Not an assumption, just a fact. She works her ass off and it makes me feel like a slacker.
I've always wanted to work at a club with Goldielocks, just seems like it would be fun.
Oh and I always see Glamazon as being like the Jem dolls. Like this super human woman ow uber womanly proportions.
I see Mermaidnz as being little and tough, like wrestle aligators tough. not sure why at all tho.
(although if you added mine to those i lost when my old profile went kaput would include me and nobody seems to have any assumptions about moi!)
I've always thought of you as that untouchable beauty. Like people just dont look like you in real life. (in a good way)
I've never thought Optimist was male (and the new avatar is throwing me off... I always see her as a lightly tanned chestnut hair girl about 5'6"...
Minette I see as on the shorter side and with lots of curves.
I see Lena as only ever wearing short short skirts... and nothing else.
Also there is a member on here with my real name and every time she posts or is referd to I think - wait, how do they know my name name?? then I feel like a fool. Also every time I see the name Rockette i think "oh did I post that?" Sorry I keep thinking of people and my assumprions about them.
SusanWayward intimidates me.
Lysondra
05-23-2007, 04:41 PM
I ALWAYS think of the song 'Black Betty' when I see her around! Sometimes I even start playing it!