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MissTaylor
05-23-2007, 05:37 PM
Dear skinny bitches - love yourself.
That is all.
I love it!
Roulette
05-23-2007, 05:39 PM
^^^ yeha I thought that was pretty great!
PaigeDWinter
05-23-2007, 05:46 PM
Nothing at all!! You just seem really cool and because I'm new and this is a public forum I can see the relationships people have, even if they are just online (ex you and Pooka) and You seem kinda untouchable... if that makes sense. Like you are all that is woman and I am all that is 14 year old boy. I am mildy jealous I guess.
Egads. I am totally touchable ;)
MissTaylor
05-23-2007, 05:59 PM
Susan Wayward always intimidated me, as did Katrine.
Susan worked at a club in town that didn't have the "cleanest" of reputations in many aspects. I knew she wasn't the type of girl to let the dirty shit go down so I figured her to be some bad ass bitch (and I mean that in a great way). Meeting her.... she was so freakin' sweet and kind. Incredibly intelligent which is obvious from her website and just an all around nice girl.
Katrine. I fucking love this girl. TOTALLY not what I expected.... far better. She's the best.
datchapin
05-23-2007, 06:22 PM
Rozz- I get this mental image of Grrr just hacking away at the computer with his crazy as voice and then sling his dog mask over his head right before yelling "Weeee!" and hitting send. I swear I feel like if I met her I'd probably die laughing.
LM- I don't care if she has a pic on her avatar to me she's Morrigan from Darkstalkers. All she needs to do is dye her hair green and grow bat-wings from her skull.
Corgan- I always picture her jamming some RHCP's songs. Under the Bridge most of the time.
Jaizaine- For some weird reason I picture her smiling and having dimples. No face just the smile as she types.
Katrine- Swear I think she's just one of the guys with tits and tang. Just cooler than a polar bears toe nail.
Jenny- Argument waiting to happen. I just see her name and automatically assume she's correcting someone about how to compliment her or something.
Paige- Dammit that ass is rude. I swear it doesn't wanna stop staring at my corneas.
Pooka- I dunno why, but I see her chilling next to the Selena monument by the shores. Like a little sis' making her way in life. Awesome individual. Lucky ass Paige.
Mast- I picture him as Mustangs friend from FMA. So bad, cuz I can actually visualize the guy saying what Mast types.
TOO- totally James Bonds. Bastard and his way with words, makes me feel like a dumbass. Nope, I can't type anything after he's typed in a thread.
GenWar- So weird, cuz I read his posts and they're like real gentlemanly, but then I look at his avatar and think superthug Suge Knight.
MrPunk- I picture him as like the King Koopa of the blue side. Waiting for innocent posters to post their ignorance so he can just give them a pride obliderating bitch slap for posting whatever offends him.
Bridgette- Bluntness is badass. I get this mental image of me saying something like. "I feel kinda bad about not giving you all my money." Then her taking all my money with a smile and saying something like "Problem solved." Like she's ready for whatever situation. Super hustler. Yeah, that's how I see her.
datchapin
05-23-2007, 06:27 PM
Oh almost forgot.
Optimist- Yup, I thought you were a guy as well. Not because of the picture though, just the name sounds masculine to me. Sorry, just had to beat a dead horse one more time. ;D
Dylan Angel- Would have never ever in my life guessed her age, I still find it hard to believe she's not around my age. Very, very cool person, and smart.
Damn, I know I'm missing a ton of people.
TheSexKitten
05-23-2007, 06:38 PM
Heh another weird one...
I assumed for a while that miabella was east Asian... but then I got a somewhat rude awakening to the fact that she was Af-Am. :P
cinammonkisses
05-23-2007, 07:01 PM
I'm also intimidated by people like Paige, CinnamonKisses, Bridgette,krchab99, Melonie, ViolaStrings, GoalCoastGirl (sometimes, and I also thought she was in CA...
What? Why be intimidated by me? I'm super nice ;D Ok, ok I admit I do tend ot have my bitchy streaks, but that's ONLY if I've ran out of my meds lol...
Hannah83 is my buddy. I dont think she looks 12yrs old in person at all. Very *ahem* womanly body. :)
Roulette
05-23-2007, 07:13 PM
hahaha ok just going to throw this out there to those I am intimidated by it does not mean I don't like you. You probably either have a quality I lack and wish I had, and so there is a little jealousy, or you say things I may have wanted to say or said them better than I would have. I am not inhibited about saying things to any of you, or in a forum you are in, I just kinda think oooo ok and go. Intimidation doesnt really stop me from doing or saying things I was to do or say....
Djoser
05-23-2007, 07:27 PM
Wow I didn't realize people thought I was so intimidating. LOL!!
That's not really what I meant, if you were referring to what I said.
If a woman is mad, and has a right to be, and expresses her anger with power and some style, it can be a beautiful thing--unlike a woman who just likes to argue all the time and is contentious for no good reason. I have no patience for the latter, and very little respect.
I learned not to be intimidated by a woman's wrath long ago, from dealing with my mom, who had a vicious temper. And you cannot allow yourself to be intimidated by angry women if you are a DJ, or you'll get ripped to shreds in short order, especially in some clubs.
But if I do something wrong, and a woman I respect lets me know, there's no point in getting intimidated, or getting mad because she's mad, or yelling back, or whatever.
Just tell the taxi driver to drop off Katrine and Ninadaisy at Waffle House, and go back to get Bridgette and AndyGirl. When you get there, don't fuck around with being intimidated--go right up and apologize to Bridgette for being drunk, high, and stupid, lol. All is instantly forgiven.
As far as my being older in the minds of some members, well I am a vampire.
Rose Delight seemed to take special offense to my existence, lol. She grilled me intensely as to my work history one night in Chat, like she thought I might be as much a pathological, pathetic, lying sack of shit as she was.
She also was incensed at my posting about an ex of mine deep throating me while pretending to listen to her PL RIL babbling away at her on the phone one night. This really infuriated her, which led me to believe she really was a he, because it was a PL customer's wrath by all apparent indicators.
But if Rose Delight was a he, he used one of those voice altering devices on the phone, as one of our male members talked to her on the phone, in between her trips to London and Paris and Med School and dancing and being an art dealer and talking in Chat 13 hours a day.
miss marina
05-23-2007, 07:31 PM
Miss Marina is this little jewish girl who all the adults think is innocent and all the friends know is soooo not... based on the avatar and mostly she reminds me of a girl I know
haha you are dead on with the adult thing though. I always pictured you as the girl that would kick someones ass if they talked to you wrong, and then go put on lipgloss in your compact or something! also picture you as being bleach blonde.
Roulette
05-23-2007, 07:33 PM
I cant talk on chat :(
hahahaha^^^ I seriously will pull out a mirror and do my makeup anywhere. but yeah bleach blond is a color I could never, even if I tried, achieve. I have red hair. There are pics up somewhere. well actuallt in the pics its brown but my natural color is an alburn/red
Callyish
05-23-2007, 07:35 PM
Roulette I *DEMAND* you come in chat... NOW
Jay Zeno
05-23-2007, 07:36 PM
Oh, yeah. I think of every lady on here as generically in their 20s, even when I know better, probably.
Roulette
05-23-2007, 07:38 PM
Roulette I *DEMAND* you come in chat... NOW
Dah-link, you know I'd love to but i cant for some reason. I've never been abe to.
AlexxaHex
05-23-2007, 07:39 PM
This isnt an assumption but...
Alexxa Hex intrigues me. I would LOVE to be her friend in real life. I think she is cool as hell.
She is a Satanist with Evil Cunt tattooed on her stomach, her boyfriend looks like manson( yeah, just saw the pic, honestly, he scares me)
And yet..she is sooo sweet, and I can just feel the love for her baby through her typing, motherhood totally suits her.
Now who would have though that such a scary girl ( seriously, I wouldnt fuck with ya if I saw yo on the street) could be so sweet and loving and caring.
I'm tellin you...SW conquers sterotypes every day.
Wow! I am really touched by this. You really made my day, Kaylinn. *sniff*
I wasn't gonna contribute, but when in Rome...:D
Kaylinn - I think you are probably sort of shy, sweet, down to earth yet really fun to hang out with. You might have a southern accent. I see us bonding IRL by talking about our anxieties and fears, then saying 'fuck it' and then eating a bunch of candy and/or getting drunk.
Roulette - I think of you as a French model who likes to gamble and possibly smoke black clove cigarettes.
Bridgette - If I were completely gay, I might try to be your girlfriend and fail miserably. You scare me and piss me off sometimes but I would probably lick your asshole.
LatinaRose - You remind me of a few girls I would party with in Toronto actually. I picture you doing crazy things and almost getting arrested, like I did when I was your age. I bet you smell really good.
Paige - I think you're like some long lost sister that is really hot. I don't know if I would be able to make a move on you sexually though, even though I'd totally think about it. I think we'd just have so much fun talking about and doing other things together that we might not think about sex at all. I respect you a LOT. You're one of the few people I would trust to tie me up.
I can't tell if Leilanicandy is from another country or not...or even how old she is. I kind of picture her as Swedish or Dutch, maybe Russian. I think she's abnormally sweet and I would love to do arts and crafts with her and drink hot cocoa together on a cold afternoon.
Tart - I keep having dreams about you for some reason. I honestly don't know if we would hang out if we had met IRL but I think I effectively got to know you well enough through SW to enjoy your company. I think the former assumption might be more based on my insecurity in ratio to your hotness.
Funlatina - I keep reading your name as FUNTALINA. Don't know why, but my brain wants to switch the L and T.
Both Glamazon and GCG remind me of younger versions of my mother.
Embyr is like Tank Girl on her bike, only more pixie-ish and a lil' less punk rock.
Speaking of punk rock, Aussiepunkshocker seems really sassy and even a bit sarcastic, but gentle at the same time. I can picture us going for a nature walk together and then knocking back a bunch of beers that I normally wouldn't drink at a pub later on. I can't picture her out of her Aussie habitat at all (which in my head consists of dirt roads and lots of foliage).
PleasureVictim is Hello Kitty wearing a crown. Whenever I look at my HK sheets, I think of her icon. She probably wears a lot of pink.
Virgoamm will always be a teenager in my head, even though I know she is older than me.
I used to think of CinnKisses as this dancer I used to work with who was very smart and a scandalously good hustler, but also loud and sometimes catty. Then I started feeling more and more that she is slightly quiet and shy. I bet she likes to hug people, and cries openly during touching parts of movies.
Pooka can walk the right way to entice men to want to protect her. In my head, she has that sort of walk. I bet someone will buy her a house or a car based on how she smiles at them one day.
I used to think Lola Rose was Jessica Rabbit.
Emily and Chrissy68 are like the super hustler "normal" looking girls that intimidate the shit out of me at the club because they effortlessly breeze through 3 VIPs a night while I am still working on bagging my 8th dance.
Chrissy is probably really affectionate and laughing a lot IRL. I have a good sense for her looks and personality though from talking to her on the net.
Emily seems cunning and always has answers to things. I bet she never asks for directions. She has a rarely revealed sensitive side, though.
Casual Observer is Fat Bastard. I try to picture giving him a dance and I just can't do it.
In my head, Mr. Christopher looks like a much thinner Rudy Ratzinger from Wumpscutt. I think he has dark hair and a goatee and I would let him pick all my music for me if he were my DJ. He wears mostly black clothes.
Djoser has a deep voice and probably a well decorated home with oriental rugs and incense burning. He uses aloe straight from the plant. His mannerisms are calculated, sensitive, yet purposeful.
Yes, TOO is James Bond. For sure.
And I will also join the Optimist is a male bandwagon, but that is only because of your former avatar and lack of pink ribbon. Now I think of you as the hot black chick you probably are.
Optimist
05-23-2007, 07:41 PM
Aaaarrrgh!
Somebody better come on here and report that I'm a chick after the SW fest! That's all I gotta say! :P
Lysondra
05-23-2007, 07:43 PM
LM- I don't care if she has a pic on her avatar to me she's Morrigan from Darkstalkers. All she needs to do is dye her hair green and grow bat-wings from her skull.
Did I mention that I once cosplayed as her?! :)
AlexxaHex
05-23-2007, 07:46 PM
Aaaarrrgh!
Somebody better come on here and report that I'm a chick after the SW fest! That's all I gotta say! :P
:duck:
I'm sorry! I was just being honest.
Lysondra
05-23-2007, 07:46 PM
Oh... I am intimidated by Bridgette too. I constantly get the feeling that if I were in a club she'd be the one yelling at me because I accidentally put my shoes on her side of the mirror... or she'd just totally hate me and rag on me. Sorry Bridgette. :/
OMG I'M A SIGGY! w00t w00t... My goals in life are being completed one by one.
Lysondra
05-23-2007, 07:48 PM
Optimist is black?! Even when she's not male, I've always seen her as a dark haired olive skinned female. Ooooo.... But usually I think she looks like Mast because she's MALE. DUN DUN DUN!
HEYZ, who's gonna look down Opties pants at SW Fest??! :D We gotta prrooooooove it!
RoseWhite
05-23-2007, 07:49 PM
Somebody better come on here and report that I'm a chick after the SW fest! That's all I gotta say! :P
I shall happily do so. A detailed examination may be required . . . }:D
Then you can vouch for my very corporeal existence!
PaigeDWinter
05-23-2007, 07:51 PM
Paige - I think you're like some long lost sister that is really hot. I don't know if I would be able to make a move on you sexually though, even though I'd totally think about it. I think we'd just have so much fun talking about and doing other things together that we might not think about sex at all. I respect you a LOT. You're one of the few people I would trust to tie me up.
This has left me with a slack jaw and majorly wide eyes. I am VERY honored by this. Egads, like mad. This has to be one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me. And what makes it even more amazing is that I could say the very same things to you.
Callyish
05-23-2007, 07:52 PM
Pfft... i'll inspect Optimists girly bits..and play with em too *blush*
RoseWhite
05-23-2007, 07:53 PM
HEYZ, who's gonna look down Opties pants at SW Fest??! :D We gotta prrooooooove it!
See above! X-posted!!! ;D
Roulette
05-23-2007, 07:56 PM
Optimist I never though you were a dude, I always thay you were a tan white chick and Alexxa I dont like cloves, and I sound american and look Irish, but I like the way you invision me better,so lets stick with that! And honestly gambling scares me. I like the slots and I like the idea of roulette... but have never played.
Lysondra
05-23-2007, 08:02 PM
For some reason I always thought Roulette had cards tattooed on her.. like diamonds or hearts or spades or something.
Roulette
05-23-2007, 08:03 PM
^^^ haha I've thought about it. cards, dice, brass knuckles and shot glasses
blondi553
05-23-2007, 08:19 PM
i always have to remind myself that corgan is NOT a girl i used to work with! i swear she looks just like this girl named jewel or someting like that, that does awesome pole tricks and is the best i have ever seen irl......
Silverback
05-23-2007, 10:15 PM
Whereas I know I have one, even in my own country! :O:D
People will think I'm from the country (outback or some such) even tho' I have been raised (and thus lived) on the Gold Coast all my entire life.
Oh, you have an accent!! And, by that, I mean a you must be from Paul Hogan-land accent. Not that that's a bad thing.
TheSexKitten
05-23-2007, 10:18 PM
Speaking of accents, APS has the cutest little writing style! All the Ozzie slang just tickles me pink. :3
Optimist
05-24-2007, 05:32 AM
I'll be happy to... if you can vouch for me not being black and over 30! ;D
Consider it done!;D
Rose, Cally, Lillith--y'all are so NAUGHTY! LOL :rotfl:
James Bond
05-24-2007, 05:52 AM
The more traditional the name the poster has, like Jenny, Bridgette, Susan Wayward, etc., the easier it is to remember who they are, their gender, and their personality.
If the names are nontraditional or are words/numbers that are crunched together, the harder it is to remember them and their gender.
I remembered who Jenny and Bridgette were from their first post that I read, but it took me a dozen posts from "short skirts" and "cinammonkisses" to remember who they were.
My brain does not register names like "BmiWMT14" and "Emiliana2fornow" as easily, and it's hard to assign a personality to nontraditional names.
I also thought Optimist was a man, too. :laughing:
PhillyDancer1982
05-24-2007, 05:53 AM
Most men, unfortunately, are on a slow slide to decay after age 18.
And that is EXACTLY why, for the most part, I prefer my guys to be a few years younger than I. I don't go for the under-18 crowd anymore, since I'm trying to avoid legal troubles. I also do not like 18-19 year olds as much anymore, because the older I get, the more annoyed and impatient I get with their lack of maturity or meaningful career goals(they're still in college and/or "finding themselves"). But I do prefer my guys to be around 22-22(I'm 24). Young guys have nice lean-but-muscular bodies and baby faces. :)
BrunetteGoddess
05-24-2007, 06:07 AM
Since you posted....
I imagine Philly to be a tall, slender gal with awesome curves, big boobs, clear complexion, and pretty red hair. She's talkative with all the custies and has a lot of life experience. And I can't stop staring at the avatar :rotfl:
PhillyDancer1982
05-24-2007, 06:10 AM
Hmmm other assumptions I had about SWers:
I always thought of Djoser as a fairly young, good-looking blonde male. His avatars have helped with that. But until he posted the very revealing pics of himself in the Picture Post forum, I didn't think he was so muscular...I'd thought he was thinner, a little on the scrawny side. Maybe it's because the way he writes(seems all-around cool, but has his moments where dancers annoys him), reminds me of a few guys that I know that are very thin.
Initially, I had imagined Cherry_Sin being part Hispanic, with medium-length black hair...the type that has a curvy booty and shakes it to Latin-influenced hip hop. I'd also imagined her being a little older than her age, because she tends to write posts that portray herself as very experienced in the industry. Perhaps I assumed this because of her avatar, which says "shake what your momma gave you"?
For some reason, I'd initially thought of Scarlett_Vancouver as being shorter and more petite than she really is.
I do agree with Djoser about Bridgette and the "intimidation" thing(but like Djoser, I mean "intimidation" as a very enpowering, positive trait :)). Other SWers that seem to fit into the powerful, independent, intimidating category would be: Yekhafah, Katrine, Susan Wayward, Lilith Morrigan, and possibly Venus Goddess.
PhillyDancer1982
05-24-2007, 06:13 AM
Since you posted....
I imagine Philly to be a tall, slender gal with awesome curves, big boobs, clear complexion, and pretty red hair. She's talkative with all the custies and has a lot of life experience. And I can't stop staring at the avatar :rotfl:
LOL thanks! The tall slender part is right. I am very flattered that you imagined me to have a clear complexion, considering the battles that I had with my skin when I was younger(not so much of an issue now, ever since I went on birth control 5yrs ago! whoo-hoooo!). The talkative part is right, but it usually takes an "adjustment period" of getting used to the club and atmosphere before I tend to open up. As much as I hate it, I can be downright shy at times. :-[
CorsicaFire, I'd imagined you being more on the petite size. I was surprised when I read that you were 5'10"! That's a few inches taller than me! I also see you as being someone who is down-to-earth and responsible(not the type to do all kinds of drugs at the club, etc), but also very frank and unafraid to speak your mind if you disagree with others.
PhillyDancer1982
05-24-2007, 07:48 AM
LOL this thread reminds me of a situation I have at my workplace. I deal with some Indian employees that work out of their homes in India. The only contact I have with these people, is through e-mail and Instant Messenger programs. Because the Indian names are very foreign to me, there is sometimes no way of distinguishing if they are male or female! There was one employee in particular that I was convinced was a girl for the longest time...partly because one of the other employees said so. About three months later, I got an e-mail sent to the manager, and CC'd to me, saying "I get the impression from everyones' e-mails to me that they think I am a female. Just to let you know, I am a male." I was like ??????!!!!! so now it is so weird to think of this employee as a male after I got conditioned into the routine of thinking of "him" as a "she."
There are many Indian employees whom I STILL do not know if they are a boy or girl...and my coworkers don't really care either way. :-\
sassysummer
05-24-2007, 08:22 AM
I get SassySummer and AlenaDowns mixed up.
woohoo! i'm honored to mixed up with alena!
BrunetteGoddess
05-24-2007, 03:58 PM
LOL thanks! The tall slender part is right. I am very flattered that you imagined me to have a clear complexion, considering the battles that I had with my skin when I was younger(not so much of an issue now, ever since I went on birth control 5yrs ago! whoo-hoooo!). The talkative part is right, but it usually takes an "adjustment period" of getting used to the club and atmosphere before I tend to open up. As much as I hate it, I can be downright shy at times. :-[
CorsicaFire, I'd imagined you being more on the petite size. I was surprised when I read that you were 5'10"! That's a few inches taller than me! I also see you as being someone who is down-to-earth and responsible(not the type to do all kinds of drugs at the club, etc), but also very frank and unafraid to speak your mind if you disagree with others.
Well, you're close; I'm 6'0! :P
As for the rest, that's totally true.
TheSexKitten
05-24-2007, 04:04 PM
I definitely imagine Philly as being talkative (lol sorry for bitching you out in that one thread), but a blast to hang out with. :) I bet phylly's got slammin' curves too, and I picture her having delicate anglo features.
CF, you seem like we would get along like motherfucking bread and butter, but that's just my perception. :P
BrunetteGoddess
05-24-2007, 04:05 PM
Maybe we'll find out someday; I might be moving to San Francisco this year ;)
Picaresque
05-24-2007, 04:10 PM
Picaresque is Parce que
cela est drôle ;D
Roulette
05-24-2007, 04:13 PM
I just got a gooey squishy lovey feeling in my tummy. ;D
TheSexKitten
05-24-2007, 04:13 PM
Maybe we'll find out someday; I might be moving to San Francisco this year ;)
I would totally come visit you! San Francisco's absolutely beautiful. :heartbeat Plus you don't have to be nervous around me -- I'll do all the nervousing for both of us! :D
Justin also might be attending pharmacy school up there someday.
BrunetteGoddess
05-24-2007, 04:15 PM
If R gets the job up there (Milpitas actually) we'd be living halfway between SF and Sacramento (my auto school has a campus in Sac, so we'd be in the middle of both places.
TheSexKitten
05-24-2007, 04:19 PM
Oh sweet! It would probably be less expensive that way, too. :yes:
I keep assuming that TheSexKitten will eventually find her way to chat (where I may molest her).
Roulette
05-24-2007, 04:26 PM
Rozz my view of yu has changed to a tiney little thing, pale-ish skin, with short kinda spiky strawberry blonde with boat loads of energy.
Rozz my view of yu has changed to a tiney little thing, pale-ish skin, with short kinda spiky strawberry blonde with boat loads of energy.
Pretty close. Can I have an army of cats, too?