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Roulette
05-24-2007, 04:33 PM
and spider pants and a shotgun and a rocker... because that's what I want when I get older.

rozz
05-24-2007, 04:34 PM
and spider pants and a shotgun and a rocker... because that's what I want when I get older.

Bitch! You totally stole my idea!! I tell everyone I want to be the scary lady when I get older. I want kids to dare each other to touch my house!

TheSexKitten
05-24-2007, 04:35 PM
Right-o, chap!

Roulette
05-24-2007, 04:39 PM
Bitch! You totally stole my idea!! I tell everyone I want to be the scary lady when I get older. I want kids to dare each other to touch my house!

Right, well your new name is Boo.

PookaShell
05-24-2007, 04:42 PM
I picture everyone on here as being that type of girl that you see at wal mart and it makes you want to hide behind the stuff you're buying cause she looks so awesome even in her sweatpants and her hair back. I will so not ever be that supermarket-intimidatingly-hot kind of girl like I swear all of ya'll are.

Roulette
05-24-2007, 05:01 PM
^^^ hahaha that's how I feel about you... minus Walmart... substitue something else. I hates walmart

Deni
05-24-2007, 05:36 PM
I picture everyone on here as being that type of girl that you see at wal mart and it makes you want to hide behind the stuff you're buying cause she looks so awesome even in her sweatpants and her hair back. I will so not ever be that supermarket-intimidatingly-hot kind of girl like I swear all of ya'll are.

Um...I saw you without make-up and with your hair back...YOU LIE!

*runs*

britt244
05-24-2007, 05:59 PM
Britt244 makes me think of this quote "girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours" :flips hair, walks away: because of the face in her avatar

hahaha.. is that a bad thing? that makes me sound snobby! :D i think i'd be intimidated by you in real life, though. you seem like you'd be so above the drama at work and otherwise, and just super cool.

LatinaRose
05-24-2007, 06:17 PM
^^that's a hot kind of snobby! love it!

britt244
05-24-2007, 06:23 PM
^^ yay! ;D

ok, i wanna do some now.. hehe..

LatinaRose is so the popular girl, like other people said. i think you would be a blast to go out with, and i feel like we'd get along really well. i usually agree with the things you post. and seeing your pictures from going out with other sw-ers makes me jealous i dont live closee to you because you look like you'd be awesome to party with.

Picaresque, i keep picturing you as a different girl at your club. i dont remember her name.. but since you posted about the girl that you have the same accent as and lots of the same outfits, i think of her when i think of you.

rozz is like a tomboy, and super cute with freckles and a pixie haircut.

before i saw pictures of HardKandee, i thought of her as a blonde.

BrunetteGoddess
05-24-2007, 07:39 PM
I picture everyone on here as being that type of girl that you see at wal mart and it makes you want to hide behind the stuff you're buying cause she looks so awesome even in her sweatpants and her hair back. I will so not ever be that supermarket-intimidatingly-hot kind of girl like I swear all of ya'll are.
Pfft, Pooka you are SO that girl.

PookaShell
05-24-2007, 08:35 PM
Oh no. Deni lies. You should see me right now - - - you would be SO unimpressed.

BrunetteGoddess
05-24-2007, 08:39 PM
Don't lie to me! I know you're gorgeous!

TheSexKitten
05-24-2007, 08:53 PM
Pooka has the huuuugest eyes. And really full lips. x.x

just out of curiosity, ans for those who haven't seen any pics of me, what do you imagine me to look like? I get me jollies from this.

BrunetteGoddess
05-24-2007, 08:57 PM
Damn, I'd cheat if I guessed :P (I already know)

*Wants to meet TSK so she can have a hot friend to hang out with *

We would so be a devastating duo! :P

Mily
05-24-2007, 08:57 PM
You guys...my computer NEVER lets me go into chat...guess that's why nobody ever has assumptions or curiousities about me...............:'(..Plus, I'm a newb....

TheSexKitten
05-24-2007, 09:00 PM
1. I would like to meet CF. We're both tall, and pale, and have brown hair, and we're kinda shy sometimes, and we like cars (but you > me), and... stuff!

2. Mileia I totally picture you as a hot Filipina with waist-length hair, and you like to wear tank tops. True?

BrunetteGoddess
05-24-2007, 09:02 PM
Well, let's just hope that HK comes to see the new Pirates of the Carribean with me on Saturday night so that I can say I've gotten over the hurdle of meeting my first SWer! I've even seen where she works for crissakes, I should meet the girl!

Mily
05-24-2007, 09:06 PM
:hug: :hug: :hug: AAWWWWW...TheSexKitten...are you fucking psychic or something!!!??? That is SERIOUSLY ME!!!!! I'm wearing a tanktop right now, too...LOL!!! :D You made my day! I just see your avatar and think it's so cuutteee!!! You must be so sweet and precious in person to have such an adorable avatar. :flower:

How didja know I was filipina!? You's goodd....

TheSexKitten
05-24-2007, 09:08 PM
WHOAOAOOAA!!!!!!!

Have you had your own pic in your av at all? Or am I really that badass?!

I don't know if I'm precious, but I definitely am a little goofy. ;D

Mily
05-24-2007, 09:10 PM
Yes...the Hawaiian girls were me...I need to post some more pics on picture post, but my disk drive is broke..:(...hate my computer!!!

Mily
05-24-2007, 09:28 PM
WHOAOAOOAA!!!!!!!

Have you had your own pic in your av at all? Or am I really that badass?!

I don't know if I'm precious, but I definitely am a little goofy. ;D

Can definitely tell you're a CLOWN...LOL!!!;D :P

Roulette
05-25-2007, 04:20 AM
Um...I saw you without make-up and with your hair back...YOU LIE!

When have you seen me sans makeup?!?!


hahaha.. is that a bad thing? that makes me sound snobby! :D i think i'd be intimidated by you in real life, though. you seem like you'd be so above the drama at work and otherwise, and just super cool.

No it most def not a bad thing... it's the hot snobby, and anyway I dont thin you are snobby, but you're total hotness in my mind... the kind that could get away with saying something like that and not come off as an ubersnob... or bitch for that matter. I have been told that I am intimidating, then people get to know me and are like, uhm... yeah what? Not so intimidating anymore. I have changed a lot and will go up to anyone and try and make them comfortable (at least in my presence) which I think really cuts back on the intimidation factor.



just out of curiosity, ans for those who haven't seen any pics of me, what do you imagine me to look like? I get me jollies from this.

I see you as about 5'5", curvy, tanned white girl with dirty blonde bordering on brown volumized/thick wavy hair a little past shoulder length.

And Mileia I see you as a short pasific islander with full lips that are kind on the shorter side from side to side, straight dark hair down to mid back, and wide eyes that sparkle a lot.

Embyr
05-25-2007, 04:41 AM
hehehe roulette, your name makes me think of the scene in deer hunter... yes, when they play russian roulette. and the subsequent parody in "meet the feebles," peter jackson's crazy cracked out muppet-esque film.

Roulette
05-25-2007, 04:42 AM
MEET THE FEEBLES!!! HOLY SHIT what an amazing cinematic piece of art, I swear I have been feeling like i am the only person who's ever seen it!! I freaking LOVE that movie!!

Embyr
05-25-2007, 04:45 AM
.... YOU'VE SEEN IT??? *swallows tongue* .... wow! that film is the best cult-classic EVAR. heheh then you understand "MAO!!! MAO!!! MAO!!!" THAT is what your sn makes me think of.... crazy vietcong kitties. ;D :D

Roulette
05-25-2007, 04:47 AM
that is tooooo funny!!!

Callyish
05-25-2007, 04:55 AM
Roulette the sans makeup and hair tied back was Deni at Pooka :P

Roulette
05-25-2007, 05:10 AM
oooooh ok! I was very confused. That makes total sense now. P.S. you are not on chat right now. change that?

Callyish
05-25-2007, 05:33 AM
*jumps into chat*

PhillyDancer1982
05-25-2007, 05:47 AM
I definitely imagine Philly as being talkative (lol sorry for bitching you out in that one thread), but a blast to hang out with. :) I bet phylly's got slammin' curves too, and I picture her having delicate anglo features.

LOL thanks! I do like my curves(man-made or not, doesn't matter) lol. I can definitely be talkative, except when I'm in uncomfortable situations and/or around people that I do not know very well. During those times, I'm sometimes a little too meek to the point that it sometimes gets used against me(e.g., I used to be really scared of cops whenever my friend or I would get pulled over along the road; the cops used my quietness as reason to become wrong "suspicious" of me)

Truthfully, I don't remember what you said before if you did bitch me out. I tend to have a short-span memory at times lol.

PhillyDancer1982
05-25-2007, 05:51 AM
and spider pants and a shotgun and a rocker... because that's what I want when I get older.

LOL pardon my ignorance, but what are spider pants? :boggled:

Roulette
05-25-2007, 06:00 AM
LOL pardon my ignorance, but what are spider pants? :boggled:

http://www.airfern.com/images/giant_spider_yellow.jpg

Lysondra
05-25-2007, 06:00 AM
Ahahahha plants not pants.

Mmm spider pants.

Roulette
05-25-2007, 06:05 AM
hahahaha I didnt notice that... I dont proof my comments, sorry guys :D

Picaresque
05-25-2007, 12:37 PM
OK now I'm all curious and have to ask--what do I "look like", for those of you who haven't actually seen me? ;D do tell!

oh and britt, your picture's actually pretty accurate! I know who you're thinking of (actually she doesn't work at my club anymore though...at least I haven't seen her in months.) And yeah, custies used to get us confused with each other ALL THE FREAKING TIME! It was kind of funny actually...like I'd get onstage right after she got off and a custy would be like "weren't you just onstage?" Or guys would ask me if we were sisters or somehow related. Or they'd call us by each other's names. I actually don't think we look THAT similar...but apparently a lot of other people do. :P

LuckiCharm
05-25-2007, 12:40 PM
Me too me too! Well most of you have seen me but for those who haven't, how do you picture me??

Deni
05-25-2007, 12:40 PM
When have you seen me sans makeup?!?!

Pooka! When I went to see her...she didn't have make-up on then. She said in her one post that she wasn't the kind of girl that can look good in sweats and with her hair up. She lies...she had no make-up and her hair back and she looked beautiful to me! :)

Picaresque
05-25-2007, 12:49 PM
Me too me too! Well most of you have seen me but for those who haven't, how do you picture me??

mischevious-looking green eyes, a little splash of freckles across your nose, and streaky blonde hair. And for some reason I picture you in a short flared pale-blue halter dress.

And I frequently picture Jenny wearing knee-high socks with little pirate flags on them...with clear heels. I think this is due to me associating Jenny with the Pirate Jenny character from the Kurt Weill musical...and her thread in SG awhile ago about a girl at her club who wore argyle socks with clear heels.

Oh, and I am amused that both MrChristopher and phillydj actually look really similar to what I'd pictured them as. (Once I got past the initial "MrChristopher's a llama!" image, that is :laughing: )

And Pooka is always, at least in my mind, sitting on the floor while typing on SW, drinking diet cream soda while five cats prowl around rubbing up against her for pettings.

Casual Observer
05-25-2007, 01:45 PM
But if Rose Delight was a he, he used one of those voice altering devices on the phone, as one of our male members talked to her on the phone, in between her trips to London and Paris and Med School and dancing and being an art dealer and talking in Chat 13 hours a day.

DJoser, you forgot about her shopping trips to WalMart...in Beverly Hills.

Classic.

LuckiCharm
05-25-2007, 03:28 PM
mischevious-looking green eyes, a little splash of freckles across your nose, and streaky blonde hair. And for some reason I picture you in a short flared pale-blue halter dress.



Wow really?! I'm part native american with black hair, tanned skin and dark eyes! :)

Mily
05-25-2007, 05:09 PM
And Mileia I see you as a short pasific islander with full lips that are kind on the shorter side from side to side, straight dark hair down to mid back, and wide eyes that sparkle a lot.


LOL!!! You got everything pretty much right on the nose except for the short part! Thanks to my caucasian father, I am 5'8''! I do have da big juicy lips, and my hair is down to my bum...hehe! ;D Roulette, I picture you as a very sexy redhead, but having a little bit of a clumsy demeanor mixed in all together in a sexy lil package... kinda tomboyish...but I've read in your posts that you are completely straight :D !!! Awesome personality and always on the go....;D

Emiliana2fornow
05-25-2007, 07:03 PM
My brain does not register names like "BmiWMT14" and "Emiliana2fornow" as easily, and it's hard to assign a personality to nontraditional names.

:laughing:

I know:( I want my old name back but i had trouble with the bouncing email thing

AlexxaHex
05-25-2007, 07:06 PM
DJoser, you forgot about her shopping trips to WalMart...in Beverly Hills.

Classic.

WTF?!! There is no Wal-Mart in Los Angeles let alone Beverly Hills! Bitch is trippin'.

Roulette
05-25-2007, 07:06 PM
LOL!!! You got everything pretty much right on the nose except for the short part! Thanks to my caucasian father, I am 5'8''! I do have da big juicy lips, and my hair is down to my bum...hehe! ;D Roulette, I picture you as a very sexy redhead, but having a little bit of a clumsy demeanor mixed in all together in a sexy lil package... kinda tomboyish...but I've read in your posts that you are completely straight :D !!! Awesome personality and always on the go....;D

haha I didnt explain that well.. I didnt mean you are short, I mean your lips, when close, are short as in from one corner to the other.. altho I am sorta rethinking that... Anyway yeah, you got me pretty much..I walk into walls, doorways, stairs etc, all the time... because I am always on the go, you can even see it in my typing, I think faster that I can type and lots of things are misspelled and letters are missing and junx... I am not so clumsy in heels tho, oddly enough, not lil tho, we're the same height and I'm built like an ox.... And yeah, I'm not so much tomboyish as I am just "one of the guys" if that makes sense...

TheSexKitten
05-25-2007, 07:07 PM
Wow really?! I'm part native american with black hair, tanned skin and dark eyes! :)

LOL! I would have guessed you as being strawberry blond with light eyes!! :D

gingerlee
05-26-2007, 01:00 AM
WTF?!! There is no Wal-Mart in Los Angeles let alone Beverly Hills! Bitch is trippin'.

There actually is a Wal-Mart in LA, but it's in Compton, not Beverly Hills. It's near the Krispy Kreme. Don't ask how I know these things, but I have seen them in person.

AlexxaHex
05-26-2007, 01:25 AM
You know what? You're right!

Lysondra
09-11-2008, 12:06 AM
*BUMP!*

We got new members, we need new stereotypes!!

Sophia_Starina
09-11-2008, 12:10 AM
I'm always afraid that Cinnamonkisses and Emily will yell at me. Don't ask why, it's an assumption!

(Please don't yell at me for posting this)

I was half right. Emily yells at me pretty regularly. Cinnamonkisses, however, graciously nominated me for SOTW this week!!!

Go figure! :D