View Full Version : Overheard in the Dressing Room
Gypsy74
02-22-2008, 12:51 PM
said to the owner by a dancer:
"you know, girls leave their um.. electrical items on. and there's water glasses back here and you know... flat irons being left out, and water glasses, if they were spilled over, we could get electrocuted....."
um. ok.
pixiepower329
02-22-2008, 02:57 PM
As another dancer (who worked with her at another club) put it, "She's nuttier than squirrel turds." I have been stunned by some of the things she needed explained to her.
LMAO!!! Being a southern girl at heart, I would LOVE to get that on a t-shirt ;D
SundayMorning
02-22-2008, 04:36 PM
said to the owner by a dancer:
"you know, girls leave their um.. electrical items on. and there's water glasses back here and you know... flat irons being left out, and water glasses, if they were spilled over, we could get electrocuted....."
um. ok.
OK call me dumb blonde but isn't this a valid concern? I mean, I don't think the entire club is in danger of getting zapped for one oopsie, but aren't all those WARNING labels on curlers and blowdryers there for a reason? :-[
Dottie Rebel
02-22-2008, 05:30 PM
^^I've always thought the dressing room counter was rather precarious. Drunk beeyotches+jager bombs+knock off chi may not equal death but I have to admit I've thought "hmmmm...".
mermaidnz
02-22-2008, 05:34 PM
new and somewhat naive stripper:
"sorry i dont thave that $30 i owe you, but i did have it, i hid it from my boyfriend, but he found it and took it. he takes all my money as soon as i get home. but ill give it to you tonight before i leave, is that ok?"
dancer she owed money to " um, yeah thats ok, but you might need to hid your money betternext time!"
me "or get a boyfriend, not a pimp!"
it was messed up. never had agirl actually admit to having her money taken off her each night she gets home from work
Gypsy74
02-22-2008, 06:37 PM
OK call me dumb blonde but isn't this a valid concern? I mean, I don't think the entire club is in danger of getting zapped for one oopsie, but aren't all those WARNING labels on curlers and blowdryers there for a reason? :-[
well yeah water + electric hair appliances COULD be a little dangerous under the right circumstances, but IMO the way the dressing room is set up it's very unlikely to happen that someone could get zapped by a water glass spilling... and the way she described the possible occurence was also funny, because it was like she wasn't sure that water + electricity= dangerous.
Susan-Va
02-22-2008, 09:58 PM
When I take my pants off to get dressed today, my hood ring fell on the floor, one of the balls is missing.
Me "that's just awesome. If it fell on the floor at home, it's probably been eaten by one of my dogs"
I get a strange look from another girl.
Me "If it's got my scent on it, they probably have picked it up"
Dumb stripper "Yeah it's funny how when you take those out they smell like pussy."
WTF else would they smell like?
Zinaida
02-24-2008, 01:28 AM
Dancer pissed-off because another dancer poured soda in her locker and severely messed up her stuff: "I'ma piss in her bag! Watch me!"
Bystanding dancer: "You should piss in it and shit in it!"
Pissed-off dancer: "No, I can't shit in it. That's dirty." (ROFL, but pissing's okay)
Bystanding dancer #2: "I'll shit in it for you."
fancygirl
02-24-2008, 03:46 AM
I has having fun in the back after work with a girlfriend talking about dick, and then I started laughing because I flashed on the idea of combining two things I love-- cheese and dick (not that'd I'd ever do that but it was funny.)
So we start talking about cheese dick.
A third girl gets in on the action but at first she thinks we're talking about lame dick, and I explain that I literally mean cheese-on-a-dick.
so then I start spouting off things like:
"Cock Mignon"
"McGriddle Dick"
and there's a third one I can't remember.
anyways-- that's my new fun game-- DickFood.
silverlolita
02-24-2008, 08:52 AM
last night:
Super bouncy young dancer is taking pics and printing them on a small printer. She must've been printing an image out and ran out of ink because suddenly from behind me I hear
"Oh No! I can't finish printing this one and now I'm gonna have to buy another ink cartlidge!"
I'm new here so I tried to cover my giggle with a cough and the house mom looked at me warily.
as_intended
02-24-2008, 09:44 AM
Dancer: Why am I being penis-sliced?!?!?!
Manager: Penalized... not penis-sliced!
:D;D:D
I just laughed so hard. lol
RoseLeigh
02-24-2008, 10:49 AM
Two dancers friendly argument:
Dancer1: All you spanish girls-dancing to your stupid merengue. And all your cousins come in to watch.
Dancer2: Yeah, well all you black girls are ghetto.
Dancer1: No no no we're hood, but we aren't ghetto.
Dancer2: *laughing* Oh yeah, where's your gun? Is it in your coat?
Dancer 1: No, it's in the car.
*silence*
fancygirl
02-24-2008, 10:51 AM
^ Snort!!!!
blondi553
02-24-2008, 11:16 AM
^thats kinda scary...dont wanna mess with her huh.
AudreyLeigh
02-24-2008, 01:43 PM
I love this thread so much. It makes me miss dancing...
blondi553
02-24-2008, 04:49 PM
^^ i didnt know that u had quit? i missed that somewhere?
AudreyLeigh
02-24-2008, 06:00 PM
Havent danced in about 6 months. Its sad :( I didnt really quit just circumstances have prevented me from going in. I really miss it. Im hoping to go back in a couple months.
Zinaida
02-25-2008, 12:40 AM
Drunk girl fumbling with her lip gloss: "I gotta get back out there. My cousin'z drunk and I'm sure some guys out there are feelin' her up and I gotta get the right lip gloss for it." /:O
Dottie Rebel
02-25-2008, 12:54 AM
^^Ha! Now that's a girl who knows how to accessorize.
britt244
02-25-2008, 02:13 PM
last night:
Super bouncy young dancer is taking pics and printing them on a small printer. She must've been printing an image out and ran out of ink because suddenly from behind me I hear
"Oh No! I can't finish printing this one and now I'm gonna have to buy another ink cartlidge!"
I'm new here so I tried to cover my giggle with a cough and the house mom looked at me warily.
omg. omg. i was just on the phone with my friend, the one from the rest of my quotes ::) and she said her printer ran out of cartiledge.
PrettyCurlieQ
02-25-2008, 02:15 PM
Two dancers friendly argument:
Dancer1: All you spanish girls-dancing to your stupid merengue. And all your cousins come in to watch.
Dancer2: Yeah, well all you black girls are ghetto.
Dancer1: No no no we're hood, but we aren't ghetto.
Dancer2: *laughing* Oh yeah, where's your gun? Is it in your coat?
Dancer 1: No, it's in the car.
*silence*
Good one. ;D
Dazied666
02-25-2008, 02:38 PM
Many years ago I cut my labia open doing a pole trick. I obviously couldn't dance but the bartender asked me to stay the rest of the night and cocktail waitress.
At the end of the night a was showing the damage to my roomate. I had both feet on the dressing room counter. My legs were spread open, I was pulling my labia apart and my roomate was on her knees , trying to get a good look.
Another dancer walked in and saw, and her expression was just indescribeable. Horrified. That was one of the funniest things that has ever, ever, happened.
SundayMorning
02-25-2008, 03:25 PM
Ghetto hilarious girl to another girl: Want some of my fries? They're still hot.
Other girl: Nah, they'll make me fart.
Ghetto girl: Girl, tell me about it. Been farting all damn night. I was on stage with this guy's head right by my ass and I'm trying to hold it in, trying to hold it in. Song ends and I just flew back here-- brrrrrrrrrrrrrp! (makes superman flying motion with constipated face)
Minette
03-02-2008, 02:25 AM
Totally friendly conversation between two friends:
Stripper #1: Girl, guess what - I got a trailer! I'm officially trailer trash now!
Stripper #2: Wow - I knew you were white trash, but I didn't you were trailer trash!
Less of an overheard moment than an observed moment:
It's depressing when you suddenly become aware that you're 99.2% sure that you're one of only three girls at your club that night who hasn't gone into the bathroom to do coke. And you're not too sure about the two other girls.
CherryBomb954
03-02-2008, 03:53 AM
"Girl, I'm so sick of having babies. Next time I get pregnant, I'm gonna give it away to someone who can't have them. Maybe my sister"
Then, another one chimes in..."Girl, I'm trying to do that with my daughter right now. I can't deal with the responsibility"
I'm thinking: Jesus Christ!!!!!!!! Then stop having unprotected sex or use a fucking CONDOM!!! They act like getting pregnant is something they can't help! You know, not getting pregnant every 5 fucking minutes is VERY EASY!!!
FUCK!
AlexxaHex
03-02-2008, 08:02 AM
Ohhhhh that shit gets me so angry. One girl at work started telling me she wanted to have another baby with her sons father after telling me how much she hated him. When I asked why she would bring another kid into that situation, she replied that she didn't want two different babydaddys. Somehow having one that you fight with constantly and that cheats on you indiscriminately is okay though.
Susan-Va
03-02-2008, 08:50 AM
A girl I work with was talking about either getting another dog or having another baby, she didn't know which one would be easier. Wow.
Dottie Rebel
03-02-2008, 12:34 PM
"Girl, I'm so sick of having babies. Next time I get pregnant, I'm gonna give it away to someone who can't have them. Maybe my sister"
Then, another one chimes in..."Girl, I'm trying to do that with my daughter right now. I can't deal with the responsibility"
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This is the sort of thing I think about when people start high horsing about abortion.
CherryBomb954
03-02-2008, 02:34 PM
Ohhhhh that shit gets me so angry. One girl at work started telling me she wanted to have another baby with her sons father after telling me how much she hated him. When I asked why she would bring another kid into that situation, she replied that she didn't want two different babydaddys. Somehow having one that you fight with constantly and that cheats on you indiscriminately is okay though.
Why even have another one in the first place??? JUST.FUCKING.STOP.
It must be something hormonal, some kind of overwhelming urge or obsession to have more and more and more babies. I don't get it. I mean I know there is that whole "biological clock" thing but damn....It's either that, or a complete lack of responisibilty when it comes to taking measures not to get pregnant.
I used to work with a girl at my old restaurant job, who, lived in a motel already with one kid, had a boyfriend that was on the run from the cops and would hit her (total fucking douche. "but she loved him...") drove an unregistered/uninsured car with the whole front end wrecked (real safe to be toting a kid around in) basically her life was fucked. Fucked, but fixable..... and guess what was the thing on the TOP of her list of priorities to get done....yep, you guessed it. HAVE.ANOTHER.BABY.
Why, oh WHY do these people insist on bringing another child into the world under these circumstances?
BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 03:16 PM
Why, oh WHY do these people insist on bringing another child into the world under these circumstances?
I don't know about all of them, but I know some do it to get more welfare. Makes no sense to me, but eh:shrug:
vonniestarrr
03-05-2008, 05:13 AM
so a new girl started at my club tonight...she showed all the signs of an "extras girl"
fastforward to the end of the night when everybody is getting dressed:
girl 1: are you a hoe?
new girl: what?
girl 1: are you a hoe? a prostitute? do you fuck for money?
new girl: *pause* no--hell no. why?
girl 1: because you look like a hoe. especially when you damn near fucked all the guys that were sitting at your stage
new girl: as much as my shit is worth, if i sold it, i'd be rich.
girl 1: but you only got 3 dollars for rubbing your shit on all those guys. so it cant be worth THAT much.
i almost cried with laughter...now that i'm reading it, im realizing it was a "you-had-to-be-there" moment. i just couldnt believe my girl just came out and asked her if she was a prostitute!!! i will post a new thread with detail of the night so everyone can understand WHY we came to this conclusion...
TigersMilk
03-07-2008, 11:56 AM
I love the peep show I work at there are so many characters:
in a conversation about diet pills..
Crazy: I was addicted to vicodin once.
Me: (wonders why she's randomly sharing that info with me) oh really?
Crazy: Vicodin makes you so hungry. Sometimes I eat a whole large pizza and throw it up like *bleh* *does finger down throat motion*
Me: Yea thats alotta food.
Crazy: My friend told me a trick to get it all up is mix baking soda and water and it comes right up *laughs*
I was like why why why is she sharing this with me. I just met her that night. That would not be something I'd want to tell complete strangers.:O
sexystar
03-07-2008, 12:01 PM
The Dumb Question I Heard Was A New Dancer Ask The Housemom
Since We Dont Have To Give A Percentage To The Club Off Of Lap Dances...how Much Do I Keep From A 25dollar Dance???
Duh U Dummy U Ans Your Own Question 25 Dollars Lol It Was So Funny
cameron_keys
03-07-2008, 12:01 PM
^^ whats really odd is that most painkillers KILL your appetite...or even make you nauseous. I've never heard of anyone who's appetite increased while taking them!
austinatalie
03-07-2008, 12:42 PM
The Dumb Question I Heard Was A New Dancer Ask The Housemom
Since We Dont Have To Give A Percentage To The Club Off Of Lap Dances...how Much Do I Keep From A 25dollar Dance???
Duh U Dummy U Ans Your Own Question 25 Dollars Lol It Was So Funny
It would be nice if you would stop posting in all caps please.
TigersMilk
03-07-2008, 01:25 PM
I haz another. Sometimes we order food at the smaller club I work at.
We always have only 2 girls working and they ordered food one day. The delivery guy comes and they are trying to figure out who pays what and how much to tip. After minutes of trying to add and subtract unsuccessfully one comes out to the lobby and announces to the delivery man, "I'm an artist not a mathematician!" Thus forever adding the to dumb stripper stereotype.
Zinaida
03-07-2008, 02:43 PM
OMG that takes the cake LOL!!
alessandra
03-07-2008, 03:47 PM
in the dressing room, baby stripper who just started at my club and has been dancing for 2 weeks: "So, what do you do if your period starts?"
Me: "Just put a tampon in."
Baby stripper: [incredulously] Do you have too? I can't use tampons."
Me: "Why can't you use a tampon?"
Baby stripper: "It just falls out of my coochie."
Me: :O
I have no idea if she just didn't understand placement of a tampon or what the problem was...:-\
Kaylinn
03-07-2008, 04:18 PM
3 girls in the dressing room discussing the regenerative properties of teeth.
According to them, teeth always grow back if you happen to lose one because " If you lost a tooth in your 20's you can't be toothless the rest of your life and shit. they have to grow back."
RoseLeigh
03-07-2008, 04:20 PM
3 girls in the dressing room discussing the regenerative properties of teeth.
According to them, teeth always grow back if you happen to lose one because " If you lost a tooth in your 20's you can't be toothless the rest of your life and shit. they have to grow back."
They are obviously SHARKS! *insert scary shark smily here* Oy.
Also-Kaylinn! You came back! Yay!
Brendita
03-09-2008, 08:59 PM
Girl comes into the dressing room making weird throat noises, grabs a bottled water, takes a drink and says:
"I feel like I have something in my throat. Like a booger. I think it's a booger!"
Lysondra
03-09-2008, 09:01 PM
"We HOPE it's a booger!"
Brendita
03-09-2008, 09:18 PM
Oh I thought of another.
Waitress comes into locker room and yells "hey does anybody have those chicken cutlet things you stick in your bra to make your tits look bigger?"
Me: "Uh, this is a TOPLESS club, why would we have those?"
hockeybobby
03-09-2008, 09:22 PM
Girl comes into the dressing room making weird throat noises, grabs a bottled water, takes a drink and says:
"I feel like I have something in my throat. Like a booger. I think it's a booger!"
"We HOPE it's a booger!"
Oh I thought of another.
Waitress comes into locker room and yells "hey does anybody have those chicken cutlet things you stick in your bra to make your tits look bigger?"
Me: "Uh, this is a TOPLESS club, why would we have those?"
Man...I love StripperWeb. :D
AmazingKat
03-09-2008, 10:12 PM
It's depressing when you suddenly become aware that you're 99.2% sure that you're one of only three girls at your club that night who hasn't gone into the bathroom to do coke. And you're not too sure about the two other girls.
This reminds me of the time a bouncer used the bathroom connected to the dressing room and came out saying "god damn, it feels like I just did a line of coke in there" while rubbing his nose.
Was he trying to hide the fact that he did coke or not because I'm not sure what that statement was supposed to mean lol. Guess he was coked up then!
kikidejavu
03-10-2008, 08:48 AM
maybe he was saying that there is so much coke floating around in the dressing room he caught contact? idk
Lysondra
03-10-2008, 08:58 AM
^ Hahaha, I say shit like that. "Dude, I don't wanna touch that chick - her sweat alone will make me high!" (meaning she's so off her nut she's sweating coke)
Susan-Va
03-12-2008, 06:44 AM
While sitting at the bar at opening, girl who just went to court and lost her house to her live in deadbeat crack addict boyfriend came in to tell them she wouldn't be at work because she'd be in jail because....
"I spent $7000 to fix his teeth and now I'm gonna go get them back"
Lysondra
03-12-2008, 07:04 AM
AHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME! Hahaha.
Yekhefah
03-12-2008, 08:45 AM
That's awesome! Those teeth are hers, dammit! ;D