View Full Version : Overheard in the Dressing Room
xoxoGracexoxo
03-30-2008, 12:45 PM
So, this wasn't in the dressing room, but I was doing a double CR once with a very young, very pretty, very stupid girl who was talking incessantly about how itchy her skin was. The sympathetic customer asked her what was wrong.
Girl: "I don't know. I think it's from my boyfriend's dog."
Customer: "Does the dog have fleas?"
Girl: "I don't know what it died of. I just came home and my boyfriend had it in my bathtub.:
Customer and Me: :O
Girl: "Yeah, I was like, bitch, get that dead dog out of my bathtub."
Customer: "Yeah, I think I'd have a problem with that, too."
Girl: "Yeah. I hate my boyfriend. He brings home these other chick and fucks them in my bed."
Customer and me: :shocking:
Girl: I know, for real. They're nasty hoes, too. Like, really, they're hoes."
Customer: "You mean, they're prostitutes?"
Girl: "And they're NASTY ones!!"
At this point, I excused myself to the dressing room and scrubbed myself raw with baby wipes. Had to figure out how to finish a CR without further physical contact with the girl whose boyfriend washes dead dogs in her bathtub and fucks prostitutes in her bed.:shocking:
alessandra
03-30-2008, 02:36 PM
^^:eek: she found herself a winner...
how did you deal with finishing the CR? Lots of champagne? lol
AudreyLeigh
03-30-2008, 04:03 PM
I love this thread. I really need to start paying attention to the shit said in the DR so I can contribute.
Sauske
03-30-2008, 04:17 PM
last night a girl I actually think is cool wouldn't stop talking about how much her vagina was LEAKING.
yes, leaking. ahhh, gotta love vaginosis. seriously
blondi553
03-30-2008, 05:21 PM
^^eww
Miss_McKenna
03-30-2008, 09:24 PM
Dead dogs in her bathtub and hoes in her bed???
There are no words!!!! I think I'd be doing the rest of the CR with a stunned look on my face!
iambonbon05
03-31-2008, 01:18 AM
Haha I was bored and decided to read some of this thread over again...
We had this stunning Brazilian girl who insisted on covering herself in loose glitter despite everyone telling her it was thr kiss of death and guys would avoid her.
Later that evening while she was on the floor and couple of us were sitting in the dressing room:
Stripper 1, standing over a big ole pile of glitter on the floor: "Uh wtf? Where'd all this glitter come from?"
Stripper 2, looking up from her salad with THE most serious face: "My pussy"
... now I have an image of a pussy exploding with glitter and rainbows and unicorns etc in a SC dressing room
Miss_McKenna
03-31-2008, 11:04 AM
^^ ;D Like some kind of stripper-pussy pinata!
ivygrl
04-01-2008, 03:53 AM
cokehead: "I could really use a bump right now..."
square [comes up and bumps her hip against cokestripper,i.e.doing 'the bump']
cokehead: "what the fuck was that?"
square: "you said you could use a bump..."
It is so much fun to see two worlds collide LOL
scarlett_vancouver
04-01-2008, 06:25 AM
^ omfg, lol! *claps for square*
pixiepower329
04-01-2008, 07:12 AM
:-[ Imma square :-[
noelle
04-01-2008, 10:15 AM
Hahaha! A bump! Classic!
SundayMorning
04-01-2008, 01:27 PM
cokehead: "I could really use a bump right now..."
square [comes up and bumps her hip against cokestripper,i.e.doing 'the bump']
cokehead: "what the fuck was that?"
square: "you said you could use a bump..."
It is so much fun to see two worlds collide LOL
I would have totally done the same thing and not even thought about it. LOL I am totally square.
kaiarose
04-01-2008, 01:30 PM
This wasn't exactly heard but, there's this one girl who puts her one leg up on a wall and pulls out her bloody tampon in front of everyone, and does the same thing when putting one in. It's not exactly something everyone wants to see!
AudreyLeigh
04-01-2008, 04:19 PM
This wasn't exactly heard but, there's this one girl who puts her one leg up on a wall and pulls out her bloody tampon in front of everyone, and does the same thing when putting one in. It's not exactly something everyone wants to see!
Ive seen girls do this too...
winterrose
04-01-2008, 04:24 PM
ewwww.
iambonbon05
04-01-2008, 04:33 PM
I'll put one in in the dressing room or tuck the string or whatever, but pull out a bloody one... noooo.
roxanna
04-02-2008, 02:15 AM
Tonight was in a new club, and a girl was sitting in there drunk, bitching that drinks were no longer allowed in the dressing room, and that they threw out her flask. I believe I heard the words "imma cut a nigga" come out of her mouth, and she was white. Then, she starts screaming and bitching about how someone stole her phone and moved her shit (it was spread out over a good 2 feet of counter space). Another girl calls it, the phone is dead in front of her.
The Boob
04-02-2008, 10:57 PM
This is the single finest read on the earth. And I majored in English, so I'm qualified to say that. Thanks to all.
Maybe best of all was "I'll sh*t in [her bag] for you." People volunteering their sh*t for a cause. Now that's a friend.
Also, I was imagining the clubs in my town to be almost clean drugwise, but this thread makes it sound as if you're back in the 80s as soon as you walk into the DR. That was an eye opener, how it's so universal. And I've always just driven past the local Appleby's, never knowing it was the source of all nudity.
austinatalie
04-02-2008, 11:05 PM
This is the single finest read on the earth. And I majored in English, so I'm qualified to say that. Thanks to all.
Maybe best of all was "I'll sh*t in [her bag] for you." People volunteering their sh*t for a cause. Now that's a friend.
Also, I was imagining the clubs in my town to be almost clean drugwise, but this thread makes it sound as if you're back in the 80s as soon as you walk into the DR. That was an eye opener, how it's so universal. And I've always just driven past the local Appleby's, never knowing it was the source of all nudity.
Since your comment was nice, intelligible, and legible, I will extend you the courtesy of the following:
Posting in Stripping General is usually reserved for dancers and male industry professionals (DJs) only.
Be careful, kind sir! You may be unwittingly subjecting yourself to a shitstorm!
Please refer to the sticky
I welcome you to post your comments in the lounge.
lizlizliz
04-02-2008, 11:09 PM
:-[ Imma square :-[
lolz, i want a bump. :-]
lizlizliz
04-02-2008, 11:11 PM
Since your comment was nice, intelligible, and legible, I will extend you the courtesy of the following:
Posting in Stripping General is usually reserved for dancers and male industry professionals (DJs) only.
Be careful, kind sir! You may be unwittingly subjecting yourself to a shitstorm!
Please refer to the sticky http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=54364
I welcome you to post your comments in the lounge.
SNIIIZZZAAAAP!
Polekitten
04-03-2008, 05:43 AM
This wasn't exactly heard but, there's this one girl who puts her one leg up on a wall and pulls out her bloody tampon in front of everyone, and does the same thing when putting one in. It's not exactly something everyone wants to see!
Oh God, thats just nasty.
Starfire
04-03-2008, 08:29 AM
Also, I was imagining the clubs in my town to be almost clean drugwise, but this thread makes it sound as if you're back in the 80s as soon as you walk into the DR. That was an eye opener, how it's so universal.
*rolls eyes* Yes, I'm glad we could show you that drug use is universal in strip clubs. WTF? I've worked in several clubs that were free of drugs, I"m sure other girls have too.....
Starfire
04-03-2008, 08:31 AM
And now I must contribute a funny to this thread. I was sitting in the dressing room getting my stuff together, and drunk girls walks in, and starts talking about their old manager who was from "iraq.....no wait....italy....noooo.....he was from iran!"
Then another, more sober girl busts in and says "He was from israel."
Drunk girl "israel, iran....it's the same thing."
:P Try telling that to someone from iran or israel. Homegirl needs a history lesson!!
alessandra
04-03-2008, 12:18 PM
*rolls eyes* Yes, I'm glad we could show you that drug use is universal in strip clubs. WTF? I've worked in several clubs that were free of drugs, I"m sure other girls have too.....
I don't know...I've worked in clubs where the drug use was a little more underground and difficult to find unless you were "in", but still existed. Sad to say, I haven't worked in a drug-free club yet. Hey, maybe one day? Personally, I'd be happy just to work in a no-smoking bar!
RandomDancer
04-03-2008, 02:47 PM
So, this wasn't in the dressing room, but I was doing a double CR once with a very young, very pretty, very stupid girl who was talking incessantly about how itchy her skin was. The sympathetic customer asked her what was wrong.
Girl: "I don't know. I think it's from my boyfriend's dog."
Customer: "Does the dog have fleas?"
Girl: "I don't know what it died of. I just came home and my boyfriend had it in my bathtub.:
Customer and Me: :O
Girl: "Yeah, I was like, bitch, get that dead dog out of my bathtub."
Customer: "Yeah, I think I'd have a problem with that, too."
Girl: "Yeah. I hate my boyfriend. He brings home these other chick and fucks them in my bed."
Customer and me: :shocking:
Girl: I know, for real. They're nasty hoes, too. Like, really, they're hoes."
Customer: "You mean, they're prostitutes?"
Girl: "And they're NASTY ones!!"
At this point, I excused myself to the dressing room and scrubbed myself raw with baby wipes. Had to figure out how to finish a CR without further physical contact with the girl whose boyfriend washes dead dogs in her bathtub and fucks prostitutes in her bed.:shocking:
I just laughed so hard I cried!!!! Good God, I haven't heard/read anything so funny in ages! LOVE LOVE LOVE this thread!!!
britt244
04-03-2008, 02:49 PM
*rolls eyes* Yes, I'm glad we could show you that drug use is universal in strip clubs. WTF? I've worked in several clubs that were free of drugs, I"m sure other girls have too.....
you have? in maryland? im curious to know which ones. because i have never worked at a drug free club.
cameron_keys
04-03-2008, 03:25 PM
I've never worked in a drug free club either. Some were discreet and not as out in the open as others,but it was always known that you could get anything you wanted and that girls were doing it in the club. I'd LOVE to work in a drug free club!!
zxcire
04-03-2008, 03:27 PM
I'll just say that if you're not looking for it, you're liable to miss it...but drugs are in all clubs, just like they're in all communities, schools, cities, etc. if you're willing to look.
Susan-Va
04-03-2008, 04:30 PM
One of the girls was telling me how she went to management complaining of the girls who do coke in the dressing room bathroom and make drug deals in the DR and how she can't work in that environment.
Not so unusual except for the fact that she was re-bagging pot that a customer had given her while drinking her brought from home liquor drink.
CorinneKell
04-03-2008, 04:50 PM
Susan ROTFLMAO! Pot calls kettle black yet again! Oh grief.
ViolaStrings
04-03-2008, 07:41 PM
Some random dancer talking about me to other dancers (after a VIP room where a guy was faking that he knew Russian, so I was inadvertently able to break through his lie because I know some simple, conversational Russian) - "She's actually really smart for a dumb girl!"
I guess I have the dumb blonde Florida surfer girl thing down pat, huh? I'm so good at acting stupid I fool actual stupids.
Gypsy74
04-26-2008, 05:39 PM
"i be layin in bed at night with my huzzzbin' all jittery and shit comin down, and i be like "huzzband... i'm addicted to these fuckin crack shots!"
followed by "damn i love these crack shots" " i wanna nother crack shot" "i be all crazy with these crack shots" ... lol
she wasn't referring to actual crack, she was referring to those teeny tiny bottles of 5 hour energy that she and a couple other dancers are addicted to. lol...
kikidejavu
04-26-2008, 07:12 PM
everyday occurance:
"im so hot" "im fucking burning up" "its so hot in here"
damn cokehead dancers are hot because they just did five lines and cant sit still
meanwhile my cokeless ass is freezing because they keep telling managememt to turn on the air.
iambonbon05
04-26-2008, 08:36 PM
Neither of these actually occurred in the DR but I thought of them the other day:
(girl chatting with a customer) "well I think the word 'stripper' is really offensive. To me, it's the same as calling a black person a ni**er"
:O Uh, no hon, it's really not...
Different club, it was really dead and for some reason everybody wanted the owner to leave. There weren't any customers in the building so one girl decided to scare him off by sticking a tampon halfway in and walking around like that, chasing after the owner saying she needed him to help her pull it out. She even put ketchup on it. OMG it was so gross yet so funny.
Laylalust
04-26-2008, 08:43 PM
^ :rotfl:
oh my fucking god.
Andygirl
04-26-2008, 11:24 PM
everyday occurance:
"im so hot" "im fucking burning up" "its so hot in here"
damn cokehead dancers are hot because they just did five lines and cant sit still
meanwhile my cokeless ass is freezing because they keep telling managememt to turn on the air.
I'm burning hot every shift and I don't do coke. I was so sweaty tonight that it was interrupting my flow.
kikidejavu
04-27-2008, 12:41 PM
^ i work at a peepshow thats super slow like 4 or 5 hours no custies. so its not like they are hot from dancing or hustling, which i am assuming you are.
loveandluxury
04-27-2008, 01:13 PM
There was a new chick last night and I'm pretty sure she is new to dancing in general. She was on stage right before me so I went in the DR to freshen up before my set. I'm walking out the door as she is walking in, she comes in and says "you can't smoke on the main stage?". We all just kind of looked at each other, then her and said "no" in unison like she was stupid. Sure enough, I went on stage and there was a book of matches sitting up there.. she lit up a cigarette while she was dancing on main stage. :O
RebeccaSolidarity
04-27-2008, 01:22 PM
she wasn't referring to actual crack, she was referring to those teeny tiny bottles of 5 hour energy that she and a couple other dancers are addicted to. lol...
those things are the shit.
:D
Andygirl
04-27-2008, 01:38 PM
New girl last night was standing there getting ready to walk out into the club....
Me: Um, do you have regulation t-bottoms? Because you can't wear panties like that.
Newb: What is a t-bottom?
Me: Uh, it's this....*shows her a pair*, the costume lady will be here in a little while. You need to buy some as soon as she gets here.
Newb: Costume lady? What's that?
Me: It's a lady who comes in and sells costumes.
Later in the night the same girl comes into the dressing room and her tits are bright red. She said she had "blisters" from putting her boobs in guys' faces. Helloo??? I told her she needed to put her boobs in the forehead area, not the mouth/beard area. Twenty minutes later I see her on stage basically putting her nipples in guys' mouths.
Sometimes I hate my fucking club.>:(
RoseLeigh
04-27-2008, 02:58 PM
^^I often wonder how some of these chicks lived before they got to the sc. Costume...lady. Not difficult. You'd think they'd understand that-like whopper...with fries.
thechaosfairy
04-28-2008, 02:40 AM
That's sort of endearing in that whole naive, wannabe-druggie, "hepped up on goofballs" way...
"i be layin in bed at night with my huzzzbin' all jittery and shit comin down, and i be like "huzzband... i'm addicted to these fuckin crack shots!"
followed by "damn i love these crack shots" " i wanna nother crack shot" "i be all crazy with these crack shots" ... lol
she wasn't referring to actual crack, she was referring to those teeny tiny bottles of 5 hour energy that she and a couple other dancers are addicted to. lol...
kikidejavu
04-28-2008, 09:35 AM
"do i smell? the manager says i have an odor."
visual:
this girl looks like she would do better in a different industry, point blank. big girl with huge facial features and raggedy, matted weave. kinda scary, she wears blue eyeshadow and red lipstick.
it was funny
AudreyLeigh
04-28-2008, 09:55 AM
Some random dancer talking about me to other dancers (after a VIP room where a guy was faking that he knew Russian, so I was inadvertently able to break through his lie because I know some simple, conversational Russian) - "She's actually really smart for a dumb girl!"
I guess I have the dumb blonde Florida surfer girl thing down pat, huh? I'm so good at acting stupid I fool actual stupids.
Wow. LOL.
Lysondra
04-28-2008, 09:56 AM
"AGGGHHHHHH there's Jelly in my VAGINA!"
RoseLeigh
04-28-2008, 10:28 AM
"AGGGHHHHHH there's Jelly in my VAGINA!"
As in JAM? Or KY?
Veronica504
04-28-2008, 01:37 PM
I'm a little late joining the party here but this one is a favorite from one of the few close dancer friends I have. We were working in Hawaii and our club (now closed) had the option of a private shower show and was full nude with zero contact.
She ate some bad Mexican food that afternoon and was farting all over the place then had a bad case of the craps once we got to work and kept running to the bathroom. When I went back into the dressing room her hair was all wet....
Me: "Jesus! What happened to you?!"
Sassy: "Oh thank God this guy bought a shower show from me. He was so happy thinking I was all kinky bending over and spreading it to show him my butthole, but I really just needed to wash out my ass!"
Perry
04-28-2008, 01:44 PM
A new girl gave a guy a hj in the VIP. Right after that the manager fired her.
Dancer 1: "Who trained that slut?"
Dancer 2: "I did."
Dancer 1: "GREAT FREAKING JOB!"