View Full Version : Overheard in the Dressing Room
Flick6
04-28-2008, 04:24 PM
As in JAM? Or KY?
If we're talking australian it could also be jelly, um like that wobbly sweet stuff that is coloured and see through, what do you guys call it?? jello maybe??
Jade Danger
04-28-2008, 05:25 PM
we had a new girl come in and she wasn't the brightest cookie we told her to always wear a tampon we just thought its pretty self explanatory how to do that but when she came out on stage she had put a tampon in but tucked the string into her butt-hole.real good look.
austinatalie
04-28-2008, 05:27 PM
we had a new girl come in and she wasn't the brightest cookie we told her to always wear a tampon we just thought its pretty self explanatory how to do that but when she came out on stage she had put a tampon in but tucked the string into her butt-hole.real good look.
why would you tell her to always wear a tampon?
Jade Danger
04-28-2008, 05:36 PM
oh and the dj one night after getting pissed off at one dancer called chloe and announcing her out as chlamidia. she then went out on stage not realising.
two very old haggard man hater dancers talking bout their male flatmate having a shower after they put razor blades in the soap, they thought it was hillarious.
the same hags disscussing the time a customer pissed them off so they went and took a dump on the air vents on his car and sqwished it in there so he be smelling that shit for eva.
one dancer sitting in the dressing room legs in the air holding on to her very VERY long labia flaps and having a conversation with them pretnding to make them talk. this girl had to tuck her flaps(and i mean FLAPS) inside her pussy before she danced cos they were so long, apparently from her many years of whoring.
the same girl coming into the dressing room all excited after a private dance,
'yay i just made 200! all i had to do was piss in his mouth what a sucker!'
i nearly threw up.
Jade Danger
04-28-2008, 05:47 PM
why would you tell her to always wear a tampon?
its the done thing in every club i have worked in, hygine reasons. is that just a new zealand thing? i would never go onstage without one in what if something disasterous happened and i hate the thought of peeling off your g-string and little snailtrail line glowing under the UV lights haha not sure if it does but id hate to find out, really its just a hygine thing
austinatalie
04-28-2008, 05:54 PM
its the done thing in every club i have worked in, hygine reasons. is that just a new zealand thing? i would never go onstage without one in what if something disasterous happened and i hate the thought of peeling off your g-string and little snailtrail line glowing under the UV lights haha not sure if it does but id hate to find out, really its just a hygine thing
I was under the impression that doing such was bad for you. I don't know anyone that works in nude clubs that does that.
ALSO
this girl had to tuck her flaps(and i mean FLAPS) inside her pussy before she danced cos they were so long, apparently from her many years of whoring.
I have long "pussy flaps" too, and I'm fairly certain that the shape of your vagina is immutable, regardless of how much whoring you've done. A vagina with small lips will not magically grow big lips just because you were a prostitute for a while.
TheTempest
04-28-2008, 05:59 PM
I was under the impression that doing such was bad for you. I don't know anyone that works in nude clubs that does that.
ALSO
I have long "pussy flaps" too, and I'm fairly certain that the shape of your vagina is immutable, regardless of how much whoring you've done. A vagina with small lips will not magically grow big lips just because you were a prostitute for a while.
Agreed! I work(ed) in a nude club and I don't ever wear a tampon when I'm not on my period. It's really dangerous.
and AGREED! Vaginas come in all shapes and sizes. Long lips are natural forming.
Jade Danger
04-28-2008, 07:12 PM
I was under the impression that doing such was bad for you. I don't know anyone that works in nude clubs that does that.
ALSO
I have long "pussy flaps" too, and I'm fairly certain that the shape of your vagina is immutable, regardless of how much whoring you've done. A vagina with small lips will not magically grow big lips just because you were a prostitute for a while.
well im fine and did that for 7 years so it cant be that bad and every dancer i know does so must be a kiwi thing or just the clubs i worked in.
and as for the flap thing these were half way down her thigh not kidding she literally folded them up and tucked them inside. and thank you i am well aware they come in all shapes and sizes i wax brazilians for a living so i have seen it all. she is the one who said its from years of whoring,
'when you fuck10 men a night for 10 years your pussy does strange things.'
i dont know if she was serious when she said that but thats what she said, but you cant really believe someone thats having a conversation with thier labias can you. i thought it was hillarious guess you have a different sense of humor. maybe it was a had to be there moment? they had to be seen to be believed i guess
MarvelGirl
04-28-2008, 07:13 PM
ROFLMAO
Yeah, "whoring" does not stretch out your "pussy flaps". Damn, I'm not sure how you're having sex, but if it causes your lips to stretch out and hang, then you might be doing it wrong.
LOL, I posted at the same time as you. Hope you didn't take offense, I didn't mean any and I did get a good laugh at of your post. It doesn't sound like you were being mean either, just relating what you heard. She's got a strange sense of humor, I've never heard of labia going to mid thigh before... Damn, now I wonder if that's natural or if something did happen to cause it...
Damn my curiosity/noseyness!
Lysondra
04-28-2008, 07:31 PM
As in JAM? Or KY?
Jelly in Australia is Jell-o.
Does that make the story less confusing?
Lysondra
04-28-2008, 07:33 PM
well im fine and did that for 7 years so it cant be that bad and every dancer i know does so must be a kiwi thing or just the clubs i worked in.
and as for the flap thing these were half way down her thigh not kidding she literally folded them up and tucked them inside. and thank you i am well aware they come in all shapes and sizes i wax brazilians for a living so i have seen it all. she is the one who said its from years of whoring,
'when you fuck10 men a night for 10 years your pussy does strange things.'
i dont know if she was serious when she said that but thats what she said, but you cant really believe someone thats having a conversation with thier labias can you. i thought it was hillarious guess you have a different sense of humor. maybe it was a had to be there moment? they had to be seen to be believed i guess
Prolonged and constant use of tampons can cause toxic shock syndrome. It can actually kill you.
Gypsy74
04-28-2008, 08:08 PM
^ and tampons have chlorine in them and are bleached to be super white, and dry out your vagina which could throw off the ph balance.
Joy to the world
04-28-2008, 08:18 PM
OK, wait a minute. This just might be why we go into stripping. It's not the abuse we suffered as children or lack of self-esteem. It's because we all used to work at some corporate chain restaurant! :spin:
Someone alert Tyra.
that is sooo how I got started!
AlexxaHex
04-28-2008, 08:43 PM
Yeah, "whoring" does not stretch out your "pussy flaps". Damn, I'm not sure how you're having sex, but if it causes your lips to stretch out and hang, then you might be doing it wrong.
hehehe!
Joplin
04-28-2008, 09:03 PM
Tampons have never stopped me from getting wet...maybe I'm just a freak though..
Lysondra
04-28-2008, 09:04 PM
Tampons have never stopped me from getting wet...maybe I'm just a freak though..
Because you don't get wet from the back. It wouldn't at all stop WETNESS. Just blood, which DOES come from the back. Wetness comes from allllll over.
Jade Danger
04-28-2008, 09:07 PM
sorry i think people took my post way to serious im not dissing peoples labias i didnt say that about whoring she did i thought this post was about funny things you heard in the dressing room and thats something i heard from another girl i think she was more than likly born with long labias but its funnier when your moving your labias like there talking to someone to say its from whoring because its meant to be funny.
and seriously they were prob just a bit longer than that pic. imagine the labias in that pic talking. classic.
RoseLeigh
04-28-2008, 09:08 PM
Jelly in Australia is Jell-o.
Does that make the story less confusing?
:rotfl:And more hilarious! Forgot about that whole jello/jelly thing. If you've ever seen 'Coupling' I am now thinking of Porn Jelly.
Here we eat Jell-o with a spoon though. ;)
austinatalie
04-28-2008, 11:45 PM
but you cant really believe someone thats having a conversation with thier labias can you.
this part, I definitely agree!
CherryonTop
04-29-2008, 06:02 AM
oh and the dj one night after getting pissed off at one dancer called chloe and announcing her out as chlamidia. she then went out on stage not realising.
two very old haggard man hater dancers talking bout their male flatmate having a shower after they put razor blades in the soap, they thought it was hillarious.
the same hags disscussing the time a customer pissed them off so they went and took a dump on the air vents on his car and sqwished it in there so he be smelling that shit for eva.
one dancer sitting in the dressing room legs in the air holding on to her very VERY long labia flaps and having a conversation with them pretnding to make them talk. this girl had to tuck her flaps(and i mean FLAPS) inside her pussy before she danced cos they were so long, apparently from her many years of whoring.
the same girl coming into the dressing room all excited after a private dance,
'yay i just made 200! all i had to do was piss in his mouth what a sucker!'
i nearly threw up.
*blink*
which club you work at?
(eta - not me, but I know a chloe)
Jade Danger
04-29-2008, 09:50 PM
i know a few chloe's round NZ this one was at Firecats in palmy the DJ was an asshole this was bout 3-4 years he would hit on the dancers then get so offended he keyed my car once what a wank
thechaosfairy
04-30-2008, 12:12 AM
Now I have this stuck in my head:
"Do your lips hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your lips hang low?"
Not trying to make fun of anyone, though. I have pretty big labia. It takes all kinds. :-)
BalletBaby
04-30-2008, 12:42 AM
Now I have this stuck in my head:
"Do your lips hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your lips hang low?"
Not trying to make fun of anyone, though. I have pretty big labia. It takes all kinds. :-)
I remember reading on here that some feature could tie her lips or something. Can't remember who it was though.
BalletBaby
04-30-2008, 01:03 AM
^^^Aw, I'm kinda disappointed
eta: Okay I'm not disappointed I found a video of her :D
TheTempest
04-30-2008, 08:14 AM
^^^Aw, I'm kinda disappointed
eta: Okay I'm not disappointed I found a video of her :D
Post a link!
LEIGH_LANDON
04-30-2008, 04:48 PM
TOO MANY PAGES TO READ THRU - BUT -
I was standing at the doorway to go onstage and over by the mirrors two girls were arguing over the last condom in the box, it was a box of 15 and split by two girls left a lone soldier and on and on they scrapped over who was to get that last rubber, I remember thinking ''poker face Leigh KEEP YOUR FUCKING POKER FACE ON!!!!'' (it was a ruff club, I was keepin my mouth SHUT man)
Another time, I overheard a very young new dancer bitching loud enough for me to hear in my own dressing room "I MEAN REALLY WHO THE FUCK *IS* THIS ELVIS ANYWAY? I HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HIM FOR FUCK SAKES!"
a co-worker asked to borrow a prop - when I hesitated (becasue I never lend anything) she quickly added "oh its okay its already gone to the scab stage and isnt contagious anymore so you'll be ok!"
LEIGH_LANDON
04-30-2008, 04:50 PM
eww I just read the couple posts above mine - there was a girl in canada that did that too! she would push her puss up against the pole and tie her labia around it - UGH!
She would also take the loonies she was tipped on stage and tie up a stack of them in her labia - double ugh.
Victoryx0x0
04-30-2008, 04:55 PM
"he bled on me" ::shiver::
MissAlethea
04-30-2008, 05:38 PM
Erm...I can tie my labia.... Just in a square knot, not a bow or anything. They've ALWAYS been that long. Maybe it's good that I work in a topless-only club- seeing some of the reactions from here, I can only imagine what clueless-about-women's-bodies dudes would be saying... eek. :-\
BalletBaby
04-30-2008, 06:24 PM
Post a link!
http://www.efukt.com/view.php?id=1746
eww I just read the couple posts above mine - there was a girl in canada that did that too! she would push her puss up against the pole and tie her labia around it - UGH!
She would also take the loonies she was tipped on stage and tie up a stack of them in her labia - double ugh.
That's...kinda unhygienic.
Erm...I can tie my labia.... Just in a square knot, not a bow or anything. They've ALWAYS been that long. Maybe it's good that I work in a topless-only club- seeing some of the reactions from here, I can only imagine what clueless-about-women's-bodies dudes would be saying... eek. :-\
I think it's cool.
loveandluxury
04-30-2008, 06:33 PM
Erm...I can tie my labia.... Just in a square knot, not a bow or anything. They've ALWAYS been that long. Maybe it's good that I work in a topless-only club- seeing some of the reactions from here, I can only imagine what clueless-about-women's-bodies dudes would be saying... eek. :-\
Picture, please? I'm so curious as to what a tied up labia looks like..
TheTempest
04-30-2008, 06:35 PM
^Check out the video BB posted. :O
Joplin
04-30-2008, 06:35 PM
Oh, I just thought of one!
Girl 1: Hey! whats up!
Girl 2: Girl, I just got a tattoo over the weekend for free at so'n'so's!
Girl 1: Isn't it cool how you can get free tat's from him if you just fuck him?
Girl 2: WTF?! I didn't fuck him! (gives girl the 'you're crazy' look)
It was so awkward. Girl 1 tried to backpedal and be like "oh thats just what I heard..." but it was so obvious she actually did skrew him. ahah
Joplin
04-30-2008, 06:39 PM
Uhhhh the knot thing looks painful. Like, real painful.
loveandluxury
04-30-2008, 06:47 PM
^Check out the video BB posted. :O
Duh. I'm a moron lol.. I don't even know what to say. /:O
Jade Danger
04-30-2008, 09:15 PM
ouch that vid looks SO painful!! i dont think they are that long they just super stretchy like gumbi labias haha thats a good party trick tho
Perry
05-01-2008, 12:46 AM
Okay, this wasn't quite in the locker room, but it rocked.
A dancer sat down next to me, I was at a table behind a customer. She was in a pissy mood and just wanted to chat for a minute, but the guy turns around a goes, "Hey, wanna buy me a drink?" She's too shocked to be angry and just goes, "No... you buy us drinks." He rolls his eyes and turns back around.
A few minutes later he gets up to dance with another girl. As soon as he leaves, she just snapped! Grabs my glass of water and says, "You want a fucking drink?! Here it is!" And pours it on his seat then walks away.
When he came back and sat down on the soaking wet chair it was just preciouse. :D
austinatalie
05-01-2008, 12:59 AM
I tried it with my pussy. Doesn't work!
Lysondra
05-01-2008, 01:16 AM
I remember reading on here that some feature could tie her lips or something. Can't remember who it was though.
Veri Knotty.
LEIGH_LANDON
05-01-2008, 07:59 AM
That's...kinda unhygienic.
LMAO - ...........uh, ya think?
Alaska
05-02-2008, 04:50 AM
Thanks for the hour spent watching FUKKKKKKKKKKKKT up shit!!! I'm so glad it's strippers and not fukt up men links like those come from! heh.
CherryonTop
05-02-2008, 10:46 AM
Hahaha... oh man, just got home from my shift..
we had just finished for the night and as we were leaving the changing rooms this darling girl says
"ahh! my underwear is showing. shit!"
maybe not the weirdest, but it was so funny...
AmazingKat
05-02-2008, 11:27 AM
Veri Knotty.
I just choked on my juice. :P
Perfect!
Lysondra
05-04-2008, 06:18 AM
"Geezus fuck that girl has a hairy asshole!"
twisterinAZ
05-04-2008, 06:53 AM
I don't even know what to say about that pussy video ! And someone barfed on her tits.....EW to 5th power.:-\
Gabrielle MB
05-04-2008, 01:15 PM
Not really overheard but... there is a flip flop thief in my club!!!!
The catch is they are only stealing one at a time. I think it's supposed to be a (fucked up) joke. /:O
italianbeauty
05-04-2008, 01:24 PM
I work with an older russian dancer. I LOVE this woman. She tells it like it is and holds nothing back... apparently NOTHING is too private. I walked into the DR in the middle of a conversation:
Russian Dancer: so I looked down and pulled a little white thing out.
A few dancers in the DR: <disgusted looks on their faces>
RD: I screamed 'I have animals crawling around in my bush!'
Dancer: You had crabs?
RD: Yea! He gave me crabs! That was the first time I shaved my entire body... even my eyelashes. I didn't want any eyelash crabs...
I couldn't believe she would share that story with us... I felt honored in a really uncomfortable, I-want-to-take-a-shower way.
kikidejavu
05-05-2008, 08:58 AM
usual response....fuckin' ewwww!
Vivacious
05-11-2008, 12:21 PM
"I've been here so long, I've worked with GENERATIONS of strippers. I'm like, 'You look familiar. Didn't I work with your mom a while back?' 'No, that was my aunt.'"
- dancer who's been at the same club for 15 years (and looks young IMO)
Brendita
05-11-2008, 01:19 PM
Older dancer to me: "You know, it's true what they say about sun spots. I really have them! I wish i hadn't sat out in the sun and went tanning instead!"
Me:"Uh, you know that wouldn't really help, right?"
Her:"You can't get sun spots from tanning, they are SUN spots!"
Yeah and you can't get cancer or wrinkles, either. *roll eyes*