View Full Version : Overheard in the Dressing Room
Polekitten
05-11-2008, 07:34 PM
"I've been here so long, I've worked with GENERATIONS of strippers. I'm like, 'You look familiar. Didn't I work with your mom a while back?' 'No, that was my aunt.'"
- dancer who's been at the same club for 15 years (and looks young IMO)
Well if she started dancing when she was 19 that would only make her 34 so she might not be that old.
Vivacious
05-12-2008, 02:08 PM
Well if she started dancing when she was 19 that would only make her 34 so she might not be that old.
You're right. And since a lot of people on SW have asked about dancing over 30 (myself included), she was a fantastic example of "Yes, you can!" I honestly can't tell the difference in anyone's age in the club. It's pretty cool. If you look hot, you look hot. And that's that.
iambonbon05
05-12-2008, 02:40 PM
Last night I watched a dancer pee in a trash can.
Alaska
05-12-2008, 02:41 PM
"Um....drinking is PART of my job. They don't understand that. It's IN my job description."
After getting reamed out for throwing a heel and successfully breaking off a chunk of mirror.
austinatalie
05-12-2008, 05:12 PM
Last night I watched a dancer pee in a trash can.
OMG where is susan! I believe that she has a picture of a sign in a dressing room that if anyone pees in the trash all the dancers on shift get fined 10 dollars.
saphire123456
05-12-2008, 06:02 PM
OMG where is susan! I believe that she has a picture of a sign in a dressing room that if anyone pees in the trash all the dancers on shift get fined 10 dollars.
ha, i was totally thinking of that too, i hope it wasn't in her club:O
iambonbon05
05-12-2008, 06:09 PM
It must be an oregon thing lol. I remember reading "from the DJ booth" in Exotic magazine about a dancer that thought the club was racist for firing her for peeing in a trash can.
Polekitten
05-13-2008, 12:49 AM
Why would you pee in the bin? Just use the toilet, how badly could you need to go that you can't hold it for 5 mins till the toilets free.
kittytheflamingo
05-13-2008, 05:49 AM
We have a new girl that has less braincells than any girl i've seen in my 6 years of dancing. I swear working with her is like reading this all night long, but she's cute and sweet so we put up with her. Here's the worst so far..
I'm checking in the mirror (full nude club) and when i rise up, i bump into her
me: sorry, i didn't know you were there
her: oh no its ok, i was just looking at your asshole
me:? my asshole?
her: yeah, it's pink!
me:?and?
her: mine's brown. I want mine to be pink! Do you think if i bleached it it would be pink? They have bleach for that. Do you think if I did my nipples they'd be pink too?
(she's latina, they're supposed to be tan colored anyway)
I didn't have a reply I was recovering from a chick checking out my asshole...
Polekitten
05-13-2008, 07:05 AM
Bleech on your nipples? Ouch!
Morgan_TX
05-13-2008, 08:46 PM
Why would you pee in the bin? Just use the toilet, how badly could you need to go that you can't hold it for 5 mins till the toilets free.
In my home club, there is ONE ladies' room in the ENTIRE place, and you have to walk from the dressing room across the floor to get to the bathroom. And then you'll get some fucking customer bitch who thinks that the dressing room is HER own private little phone booth, and you have about 30 seconds before you have to get on stage.
Yep. I can see why you'd pee in the trash can. Never done it, but I've sure been tempted. The last night I worked there we had so many cuntsomers that I was seriously considering an empty bar glass (our club adamantly prohibits peeing in trash cans).
Susan Wayward
05-13-2008, 09:07 PM
My picture isn't from OR, but I have heard of similar signs in other dressing rooms, apparantly for good reason!
ajbaer
05-13-2008, 11:38 PM
this happens on a nightly basis. Not by me...but I witness it NEARLY nightly. it's usually the drunk girls that FORGOT there was a restroom..I guess.
short skirts
05-14-2008, 12:32 AM
Paint it yellow and tell her you've been eating a lot of bananas
hippiegirl
05-14-2008, 02:45 PM
last night the new girl *in my very clean club* was sitting in the corner next to the tanning bed....
the housemom and i are in a conversation about the economy and rice shortage, ect, and somehow we both turn our heads to see this girl with a plastic fork, and napkin, cutting her covergirl pressed power into pieces and eating it..... wtf
yes, she was EATING her powder....
the housemom looks at her and goes "what are you doing?"
she scoffs back at her "ummm, eating" and proceeds to consume her makeup...
wow.
NipzncOOkiez
05-14-2008, 03:12 PM
last night the new girl *in my very clean club* was sitting in the corner next to the tanning bed....
the housemom and i are in a conversation about the economy and rice shortage, ect, and somehow we both turn our heads to see this girl with a plastic fork, and napkin, cutting her covergirl pressed power into pieces and eating it..... wtf
yes, she was EATING her powder....
the housemom looks at her and goes "what are you doing?"
she scoffs back at her "ummm, eating" and proceeds to consume her makeup...
wow.
What the heck?! Wow... she must have been on something for sure
kikidejavu
05-14-2008, 03:53 PM
maybe there was something you couldnt see in the compact?
Sirona
05-14-2008, 04:16 PM
OMG where is susan! I believe that she has a picture of a sign in a dressing room that if anyone pees in the trash all the dancers on shift get fined 10 dollars.
When I was hired at my club they gave us a hand out with the house rules in it. We actually have a rule saying you can't piss in the trashcans. I about laughed myself to death when I read it.
MissDewdrop
05-14-2008, 06:48 PM
What the heck?! Wow... she must have been on something for sure
Quite possibly. There's also a disorder called PICA, where people have a compulsion to consume stuff like paint chips, dirt, etc., maybe due to a craving for certain minerals. In any case, very weird.
AlexxaHex
05-14-2008, 08:55 PM
last night the new girl *in my very clean club* was sitting in the corner next to the tanning bed....
the housemom and i are in a conversation about the economy and rice shortage, ect, and somehow we both turn our heads to see this girl with a plastic fork, and napkin, cutting her covergirl pressed power into pieces and eating it..... wtf
yes, she was EATING her powder....
the housemom looks at her and goes "what are you doing?"
she scoffs back at her "ummm, eating" and proceeds to consume her makeup...
wow.
Holy shit. That's a whole new level of crackheadedness.
iambonbon05
05-14-2008, 09:22 PM
if she had PICA she probably wouldn't have done it right in front of people though. Wow, just wow. Ha.
hippiegirl
05-15-2008, 02:15 AM
Holy shit. That's a whole new level of crackheadedness.
ya, i highly doubt it was something respectable like a disease....and i could tell it was her makeup that she was eating....she isn't going to last long there....tonight, she was throwing up in the trashcan and the same house mom was holder her hair back....yikes....but yet, entertaining....
goldengrl69
05-15-2008, 03:04 AM
last night the new girl *in my very clean club* was sitting in the corner next to the tanning bed....
the housemom and i are in a conversation about the economy and rice shortage, ect, and somehow we both turn our heads to see this girl with a plastic fork, and napkin, cutting her covergirl pressed power into pieces and eating it..... wtf
yes, she was EATING her powder....
the housemom looks at her and goes "what are you doing?"
she scoffs back at her "ummm, eating" and proceeds to consume her makeup...
wow.
Crack head move! Maybe thats her new diet?
lilymiaomiao
05-15-2008, 03:26 AM
Crack head move! Maybe thats her new diet?
More of an acid-head move, i'd say
Lysondra
05-15-2008, 04:01 AM
"Wow you look tan, what have you been using?"
"The sun."
"You can do that?!"
Polekitten
05-15-2008, 05:06 AM
"Wow you look tan, what have you been using?"
"The sun."
"You can do that?!"
Lol, this ones a classic.
AudreyLeigh
05-15-2008, 10:06 AM
I'm a little late joining the party here but this one is a favorite from one of the few close dancer friends I have. We were working in Hawaii and our club (now closed) had the option of a private shower show and was full nude with zero contact.
She ate some bad Mexican food that afternoon and was farting all over the place then had a bad case of the craps once we got to work and kept running to the bathroom. When I went back into the dressing room her hair was all wet....
Me: "Jesus! What happened to you?!"
Sassy: "Oh thank God this guy bought a shower show from me. He was so happy thinking I was all kinky bending over and spreading it to show him my butthole, but I really just needed to wash out my ass!"
Was this at Deja Vu in Waikiki?!
millions_of_peaches
05-15-2008, 10:29 AM
Priceless!! lol
NewMoon
05-15-2008, 10:30 AM
"My tit is infected. I think I might take it out."
Taking about an implant of course but nothing something I'm used to hearing........
NipzncOOkiez
05-15-2008, 04:21 PM
... now I have an image of a pussy exploding with glitter and rainbows and unicorns etc in a SC dressing room
^^ ;D Like some kind of stripper-pussy pinata!
ROFLMAO! Oh my GOSH!
NipzncOOkiez
05-15-2008, 04:26 PM
This is the single finest read on the earth. And I majored in English, so I'm qualified to say that. Thanks to all.
Maybe best of all was "I'll sh*t in [her bag] for you." People volunteering their sh*t for a cause. Now that's a friend.
Also, I was imagining the clubs in my town to be almost clean drugwise, but this thread makes it sound as if you're back in the 80s as soon as you walk into the DR. That was an eye opener, how it's so universal. And I've always just driven past the local Appleby's, never knowing it was the source of all nudity.
That's nice... oh and it's Applebee's Mr. "Majored in English"
noelle
05-15-2008, 04:34 PM
last night the new girl *in my very clean club* was sitting in the corner next to the tanning bed....
the housemom and i are in a conversation about the economy and rice shortage, ect, and somehow we both turn our heads to see this girl with a plastic fork, and napkin, cutting her covergirl pressed power into pieces and eating it..... wtf
yes, she was EATING her powder....
the housemom looks at her and goes "what are you doing?"
she scoffs back at her "ummm, eating" and proceeds to consume her makeup...
wow.
I just can't get over this one. wtf? I can't stop wondering why she'd eat makeup!
NipzncOOkiez
05-15-2008, 04:43 PM
This is the single finest read on the earth. And I majored in English, so I'm qualified to say that. Thanks to all.
Maybe best of all was "I'll sh*t in [her bag] for you." People volunteering their sh*t for a cause. Now that's a friend.
Also, I was imagining the clubs in my town to be almost clean drugwise, but this thread makes it sound as if you're back in the 80s as soon as you walk into the DR. That was an eye opener, how it's so universal. And I've always just driven past the local Appleby's, never knowing it was the source of all nudity.
I just can't get over this one. wtf? I can't stop wondering why she'd eat makeup!
I have to say I'm still shocked as well. I know that lipgloss can be kind of tempting but still... lol
Polekitten
05-15-2008, 05:12 PM
I just can't get over this one. wtf? I can't stop wondering why she'd eat makeup!
I know, its baffling. I guess they're letting the crazys in everywhere these days ::)
Scarlett.Oz
05-15-2008, 05:50 PM
Must have been an expensive meal.
needtodance
05-18-2008, 02:17 PM
Not technically the dressing room, but....
Dancer A is getting offstage. Dancer B comes up to replace.
Dancer A "You might want to make sure you wipe off the counters as well as the pole, sweety... I was rubbing my ass ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over them!"
Dancer B "uhhhhhh thanks?"
Dancer A 'Just wanted to warn you, i have HELLA diarhea and my asshole was all itchy when i was up!"
TMI TMI TMI!
BalletBaby
05-18-2008, 03:12 PM
Not technically the dressing room, but....
Dancer A is getting offstage. Dancer B comes up to replace.
Dancer A "You might want to make sure you wipe off the counters as well as the pole, sweety... I was rubbing my ass ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over them!"
Dancer B "uhhhhhh thanks?"
Dancer A 'Just wanted to warn you, i have HELLA diarhea and my asshole was all itchy when i was up!"
TMI TMI TMI!
Well, at least she told her:-\ Can you imagine getting offstage and being like "why do I smell like ass?"
austinatalie
05-18-2008, 05:01 PM
Not technically the dressing room, but....
Dancer A is getting offstage. Dancer B comes up to replace.
Dancer A "You might want to make sure you wipe off the counters as well as the pole, sweety... I was rubbing my ass ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over them!"
Dancer B "uhhhhhh thanks?"
Dancer A 'Just wanted to warn you, i have HELLA diarhea and my asshole was all itchy when i was up!"
TMI TMI TMI!
that sounds like a HELLA good reason not to go onstage at all!
i.breathe.in
05-18-2008, 05:34 PM
last night 2 of the new girls were staring at my chest tattoo. the one girls like "what does that say?"
i told her what it said and she said thats in english right? i started laughing and asked her if she could read it and she said no, and so i replied back its in french. another new girl chimed in and said that is so english its just looks french......
???
lol
dimwits.
MissTaylor
05-18-2008, 06:19 PM
Natalie, I LOVE the fact that you tried tying your "flaps" in a knot. You rock!
Lysondra
05-18-2008, 06:21 PM
last night 2 of the new girls were staring at my chest tattoo. the one girls like "what does that say?"
i told her what it said and she said thats in english right? i started laughing and asked her if she could read it and she said no, and so i replied back its in french. another new girl chimed in and said that is so english its just looks french......
???
lol
dimwits.
The DUMBEST comments I've gotten have always been about my tats.
Which are apparently in Spanish.
Yes, Spanish.
THE MEXICANS TALK IN BINARY.
i.breathe.in
05-18-2008, 06:22 PM
The DUMBEST comments I've gotten have always been about my tats.
Which are apparently in Spanish.
Yes, Spanish.
THE MEXICANS TALK IN BINARY.
lmao!!!!
Gabrielle MB
05-18-2008, 09:03 PM
Girl A: I really like your rose tattoo.
Girl B: (with rose tattoo on boob) Thanks!
Girl C: (to girl B) I like your huge boobs!
Girl B: Thanks, my mom bought them for me. She said she wanted to water the rose. ;D
JustJayda
05-18-2008, 09:07 PM
Why would you pee in the bin? Just use the toilet, how badly could you need to go that you can't hold it for 5 mins till the toilets free.
Club G-spot in Guam.....bathroom is what seems like miles away from the dressing room.....especially if you have to go on stage next. This is why they boarded of the d/r sink:-[
Miss_McKenna
05-18-2008, 09:39 PM
....*is still :O about the girl eating her make-up*
austinatalie
05-19-2008, 12:07 AM
Natalie, I LOVE the fact that you tried tying your "flaps" in a knot. You rock!
LOL I'm glad you enjoyed that Taylor
;)
i.breathe.in
05-19-2008, 12:09 AM
....*is still :O about the girl eating her make-up*
me too, i want an explanation....
MixedBabe88
05-19-2008, 12:29 AM
The UK had Easter Monday too, but the actual day of celebrating has always been the Sunday I think....Monday is just kind of a day off school :-\
Well wtf, Americans are getting friggin' jipped.
hippiegirl
05-21-2008, 10:23 AM
me too, i want an explanation....
it was a beautiful way to lighten the mood on the slow night....
until it was topped last night, when the one of our top earning gals drank shampoo.....now granted, she was in the shower...and i missed a lot of it...but from what i could gather, she was shitfaced *she was showering because she had just puked on herself* and was reaching for a bottle of water, and squeezed that down her throat instead......a LOT of that doesn't make sense, but the next thing I know, she's jumping out of the shower, totally naked and foaming at the mouth.....from all the BUBBLES!!!! lmao!;D
*edit* thought i should clarify why she jumped out of the shower....she freaked because she drank shampoo....then got the soap in her eyes, and then got sick.....so she was puking suds in the garbage can, naked, and covered in soap.......they didn't let her drive that night...needless to say! lol
honestly, i really dig my club, and normally it's just a few drunk, crazy, bitches....but lately, they've been dropping like flies....i think that the money is bad, so they just sit around and drink for the whole night....:-\
so meh, i guess that's not technically overheard in the dressing room....but it sure was funny!
i.breathe.in
05-21-2008, 10:30 AM
ok thats fucking funny but i still dont know how someone can eat their makeup....
hahaa
bubbles....