View Full Version : Overheard in the Dressing Room
iambonbon05
05-21-2008, 12:39 PM
I feel better about how often I accidentally put body wash in my hair now lol
Alaska
05-21-2008, 02:00 PM
Club G-spot in Guam.....bathroom is what seems like miles away from the dressing room.....especially if you have to go on stage next. This is why they boarded of the d/r sink:-[
haha, they used to have a sink back there?? What were they thinking? (Tho I just got back from there and there was nothing boarded up anymore.)
Didn't stop a girl from taking a SHIT in the garbage can the other week, AND she peed in the ladies drink cups! That's right! Those small fuckers....I don't think I could do that sober and on purpose.:boggled:
Alaska
05-21-2008, 02:01 PM
it was a beautiful way to lighten the mood on the slow night....
until it was topped last night, when the one of our top earning gals drank shampoo.....now granted, she was in the shower...and i missed a lot of it...but from what i could gather, she was shitfaced *she was showering because she had just puked on herself* and was reaching for a bottle of water, and squeezed that down her throat instead......a LOT of that doesn't make sense, but the next thing I know, she's jumping out of the shower, totally naked and foaming at the mouth.....from all the BUBBLES!!!! lmao!;D
*edit* thought i should clarify why she jumped out of the shower....she freaked because she drank shampoo....then got the soap in her eyes, and then got sick.....so she was puking suds in the garbage can, naked, and covered in soap.......they didn't let her drive that night...needless to say! lol
honestly, i really dig my club, and normally it's just a few drunk, crazy, bitches....but lately, they've been dropping like flies....i think that the money is bad, so they just sit around and drink for the whole night....:-\
so meh, i guess that's not technically overheard in the dressing room....but it sure was funny!
Goooooooooood oneeeeeeee
waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahahhahahahhahaha
I wonder who she went home to that evening and their thoughts?
Sarah Andi
05-25-2008, 05:32 AM
"You have whipped cream in your hair."
"Yeah, I think it sprayed off of the dildo."
Sauske
05-25-2008, 07:21 PM
last night
"i have to take a shit. I really think I have hemorrhoids"
Yekhefah
05-29-2008, 04:23 PM
Two from last night.
No relevance to anyone's conversation. This dancer was getting dressed to go home at the end of the night, and she was drunk, and out of nowhere she bellowed, "I wanna go get wasted and spray paint on trains! But I don't wanna get crushed."
Then she and another dancer started talking about tattoos, and the other announced, "I want a cloverleaf on my asshole. Yeah! A big cloverleaf, just right there around my butthole." The first dancer was just nodding approval and saying, "Yeah. Yeah. You should totally get it!"
All I could think was... ouch?
hippiegirl
05-30-2008, 03:17 PM
"I want a cloverleaf on my asshole. Yeah! A big cloverleaf, just right there around my butthole." The first dancer was just nodding approval and saying, "Yeah. Yeah. You should totally get it!"
wow.....and i thought getting a monkey spreading its butt cheeks on your belly button was cool.....
Susan-Va
05-30-2008, 06:03 PM
wow.....and i thought getting a monkey spreading its butt cheeks on your belly button was cool.....
Is this what you're talking about? I love this tattoo! It's a Sailor Jerry original and one day i just may get it!
CKXXX
05-30-2008, 08:35 PM
In the dressing room now and just overheard a chick on the phone. Missed the first part of the conversation but when I walked in she was saying "everything is bigger in Texas. No its a phrase. A PHRASE. Are you stupid? Phrase. F-R-A-Z dumbass"
I had to go in the bathroom so she wouldn't see me laughing
britt244
05-31-2008, 12:48 AM
"i lost my smartness since ive been out of school so long."
smartness? ::)
Sarah Andi
05-31-2008, 03:58 AM
^^^ Proving herself...
italianbeauty
05-31-2008, 10:58 AM
A week or so ago I was getting ready to go to the floor. A girl was putting her makeup on in the mirror and asked the girl next to her if she had any blush she could borrow... The girls response:
"No. Blush is for whores."
She said it seriously too. I looked around for the other girls reactions. I guess we have a lot of 'whores' at my club. Yikes.
MissAlethea
05-31-2008, 11:21 AM
Wow, talk about a random holdover from the Victorian era.... ::)
TheTempest
05-31-2008, 12:15 PM
Wow, talk about a random holdover from the Victorian era.... ::)
Whores wear blush. Ladies pinch. LOL
billieblue
05-31-2008, 10:40 PM
Oh this is my fav, the sad thing is it wasn't overheard in the dressing room, but rather in the couch room. As I was walking out, one of our more wild gals was bent over, buck ass naked about six inches from some poor guys face and I hear her say,
" Look at it baby, I got a pink eye, ain't no brown eye here."
millions_of_peaches
06-01-2008, 12:53 AM
Ok, I am a little drunk here, but a brown eye with pink eye just cracks me up!!
haleym
06-01-2008, 12:59 PM
Awful but true...
One of the waitresses at my work was two months pregnant. Against everyones advice, she kept coming to work. I continuously gave her crap about working in the smoke, smoking and drinking because it wasn't fair to the baby. One day she turns to me and says,
"Babies sleep at night anyway. I don't drink during the day."
Luxurious1
06-01-2008, 01:04 PM
^ lol!!! oh god..
ahmeerah
06-01-2008, 01:38 PM
"Babies sleep at night anyway. I don't drink during the day."
:O Wow.
i.breathe.in
06-01-2008, 01:50 PM
really drunk girl running out of the dressing room after close in her pjs really fast shouting:
IM CHOO CHOO!!!!!!
k?
i.breathe.in
06-11-2008, 08:59 AM
stupid blonde girl at the end of the night:
me: look at the fish they are sleeping (we have a saltwater aquarium in our lobby)
her: fish dont sleep they dont have eyelids....
me: they still sleep...just not like we do.
her: do they lay on the bottom
me: i just give up and start laughing...
britt244
06-20-2008, 01:07 AM
i totally forgot to post this when it happened...
(this was on a friday night)
manager: are you feeling better?
dancer: no not really
me: you're sick every weekend. maybe it's anxiety or something. i mean, you're ALWAYS saying you're sick.. this is like the 3rd weekend in a row.
manager: ...yeah.. you are.
dancer: no i'm not. i was fine on wednesday!
so, uh, when did wed become the weekend?
austinatalie
06-20-2008, 01:58 AM
point of contention!
I have a saltwater aquarium here in my house, and my fish don't 'sleep.' They rest, sure, but they never stop moving. I wouldn't call it sleep.
Sarah Andi
06-20-2008, 02:15 AM
Not really the dressing room, but I almost died when I heard it:
A customer kept asking us about drugs and our use of them and how we all could be so thin and perky. Dancer I'm sitting with responds: "I tried to sniff coke once, but the bubble burned my nose."
StrawberrySwitchblade
06-20-2008, 09:59 AM
"I don't eat pussy. It sounds like too much work."
Fionaver
06-20-2008, 04:07 PM
Bubble? What the hell was she talking about?
CKXXX
06-20-2008, 04:31 PM
Bubble? What the hell was she talking about?
maybe she was talking about coca cola? Trying to be funny?
I've joked when guys ask if I do coke that I'm watching my weight so I only do DIET Coke. Sadly...they dont all know its a joke.::)
Andygirl
06-20-2008, 06:01 PM
"I don't eat pussy. It sounds like too much work."
Lol, I can see her point.
winterrose
06-20-2008, 10:09 PM
maybe she was talking about coca cola? Trying to be funny?
do DIET Coke. Sadly...they dont all know its a joke.::)
bumb blonde joke threadjack...
why did the blonde sniff sweet n low?
she thought it was diet coke.
Havana
06-20-2008, 10:18 PM
bumb blonde joke threadjack...
why did the blonde sniff sweet n low?
she thought it was diet coke.
;D ;D ;D
Fionaver
06-20-2008, 11:57 PM
^^^ Embarrassing to admit, but that actually took me a second...
Dottie Rebel
06-21-2008, 12:51 AM
Bubble? What the hell was she talking about?
I think it was a "square people's" joke against druggies ;) I thought it was super cute.
Jeska
06-21-2008, 04:52 AM
"i lost my smartness since ive been out of school so long."
smartness? ::)
lol that's what I thought too until I googled it..
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/smartness
StrawberrySwitchblade
06-21-2008, 08:20 AM
"Jesus, V gave me some of his meat, but it's just too hard. It is damn good meat though!"
Turns out she was talking about frozen deer steaks the bouncer gave her.
ViolaStrings
06-21-2008, 10:59 AM
^ uh, what? Deer steaks? Served at the club?
i.breathe.in
06-21-2008, 11:36 AM
the choo choo girl did the worm all the way across the floor of our club after close...she even did it backwards it was the funniest shit i have ever seen in my life.
StrawberrySwitchblade
06-21-2008, 12:19 PM
^ uh, what? Deer steaks? Served at the club?
No, a bouncer was giving it to a dancer as a gift.
ViolaStrings
06-21-2008, 12:24 PM
^ I was going to say... jeez that's a redneck club on a new level.
gingerlee
06-21-2008, 06:27 PM
Back when I was dancing in Nashville there was a dancer that had a 'spider bite' that wasn't getting better. It turned out it was staph...
Dancer: Eww, it's oozing. Like, seriously oozing. And it's black, like a hole. I don't get it, why is it not getting better?
Me: Have you gone to the doctor about it?
Dancer: No, why would I do that? He's not gonna do anything for me. I get spider bites all the time, it goes away.
Me: How many days have you been working with that 'bite' oozing all over you?
Dancer: I think 4 or 5. As long as I keep a band aid on it it's ok.
I ran to the office and straight up refused to work if she was leaving funk everywhere. They let her finish her shift, I left for the day. Just...ick.
CuriousSeeker
06-21-2008, 06:29 PM
I ran to the office and straight up refused to work if she was leaving funk everywhere. They let her finish her shift
*runs shrieking*
gingerlee
06-21-2008, 06:40 PM
^^The club ended up letting her work a few more times before even they told her that her spider bite looked more like staph. She even came back and wanted to work while her sores were 'healing and getting anti-biotics'. Just....no.
*Shudder*
CKXXX
06-21-2008, 06:52 PM
^^The club ended up letting her work a few more times before even they told her that her spider bite looked more like staph. She even came back and wanted to work while her sores were 'healing and getting anti-biotics'. Just....no.
*Shudder*
eww eww eww. I wouldnt go back in there until the place was fucking fumigated and inspected by the health Dpt!! What else were they letting ooze and breed in there??
Sparxxx
07-01-2008, 08:02 PM
Last week: "I set your car on fire cause you called me a punk!!" ( I saw the bottle of lighter fluid in her purse, btw).
Today: One of the girls says to the other "Im so tired, can you just do my makeup while I take a nap?"
RoseLeigh
07-01-2008, 08:21 PM
^^The club ended up letting her work a few more times before even they told her that her spider bite looked more like staph. She even came back and wanted to work while her sores were 'healing and getting anti-biotics'. Just....no.
*Shudder*
There was a girl who had staph on a burn at one club, and they finally made her go home. Then I saw her at another club. Funny enough, she was fired for getting it on with a couple in the CR. So...generally clean and healthy she was.
gingerlee
07-01-2008, 09:32 PM
Ok, this was overheard in my dressing room over the weekend. I was waiting for my next showtime and there was a party going on in the room next to me. All of a sudden I hear the owner start saying....
'Find her pussy! C'mon, find her fucking pussy! Ok, now do what I tell you to do and fuck her brains out. Yes, just like that. Fuck her fucking brains out!'
I don't want to know what was going on in there, because the last time somebody in that club said something like that, a girl was actually fucking a random person. Just....ewwww.
rubyredlipsss
07-01-2008, 09:53 PM
^sounds very classy..haha
My first night one girl insisted that I borrow one of her bikinis and I insisted that I was ok but she insisted and set it next to me. About a minute later she started talking about what STDs were curable and how she currently has chlamydia. EW
RoseLeigh
07-01-2008, 10:07 PM
Since no one from my club has posted this yet. Always messed up looking chick gets fired, because our VIP manager catches her blowing a guy in the CR: "I'm not a prostitute. He's my boy, I know him. I don't do that for everyone!" (only some people, I guess?)
Housemom: "Why would your bf pay you for sex?"
More protesting, I'm not a prostitute, etc, finally she's like "Okay I'm a prostitute. Fine"
VIP manager yells back to the dr: "And a cheap one!"
It's kinda sad because we were all gathered around to see the car crash.
Ahh good fun.
AlexxaHex
07-01-2008, 11:54 PM
I "overhear" a LOT of bitching from this one girl in particular. I can't even remember the shit she says, but it's always a nonsensical, long-winded rant about nothing important to NO ONE IN PARTICULAR. It's like her Bitch Switch is always ON and never turns OFF. She is a cloud of negativity. I want to sew her mouth shut. \
She just bitches at the air, I think. Nobody makes eye contact.
*phew* I had to get that off my chest.
TheTempest
07-02-2008, 01:04 AM
I "overhear" a LOT of bitching from this one girl in particular. I can't even remember the shit she says, but it's always a nonsensical, long-winded rant about nothing important to NO ONE IN PARTICULAR. It's like her Bitch Switch is always ON and never turns OFF. She is a cloud of negativity. I want to sew her mouth shut. \
She just bitches at the air, I think. Nobody makes eye contact.
*phew* I had to get that off my chest.
I think we might work with the same girl. Never smiles and when she does it looks like it takes everything she's got. Luckily, she isn't drama-ful but I still steer clear of her because when people are so negative, it drags me down.
ViolaStrings
07-02-2008, 01:09 AM
^ oh, those girls? I call them "the unluckiest girls in the world". They are the kind of people whose lives are so void of meaning and fulfillment that they fill it up with drama and petty tragedy. Avoid them! They are emotional vampires!