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Lysondra
07-02-2008, 07:15 AM
^ oh, those girls? I call them "the unluckiest girls in the world". They are the kind of people whose lives are so void of meaning and fulfillment that they fill it up with drama and petty tragedy. Avoid them! They are emotional vampires!

Oh my, I love those girls. I ignore them an giggle to myself when someone is roped into listening to their 'sob story of the day'.

I think one started talking to me and I was like, "Wow, your life must really suck if you have never once said anything positive about anything in your life. How can you ever be happy when you find fault in everything?"

Pissed her off, but funny enough a week later she said she was trying this new thing where she stopped complaining and seeing if it made her life improve. o_o

AlexxaHex
07-02-2008, 10:23 AM
^ oh, those girls? I call them "the unluckiest girls in the world". They are the kind of people whose lives are so void of meaning and fulfillment that they fill it up with drama and petty tragedy. Avoid them! They are emotional vampires!

Yeah, obviously. One day she was looking in my direction while she was bitching, so I asked her if she was talking to me. She said she wasn't, and since then I don't listen to anything she says. Last night I walked into the DR and she was there, bitching to HERSELF. Like, alone. She's like, "Don't mind me, girl. I'm not crazy, I just talk to myself sometimes.". I just pretend she's not there now.

robinbanks
07-03-2008, 12:07 AM
OMG! I cant stop laughing! I wish i could think of a good one 7 years of stripping Ive thought a thousand times Jesus i wish I could have recorded that.

robinbanks
07-03-2008, 12:09 AM
Oh! I just thought of a good one.
"Then Snoop dog was behind me fucking me and I was just like kinda bored and all of a sudden We are the world starts playing on his laptop."

UltraViolet
07-03-2008, 12:10 AM
I "overhear" a LOT of bitching from this one girl in particular. I can't even remember the shit she says, but it's always a nonsensical, long-winded rant about nothing important to NO ONE IN PARTICULAR. It's like her Bitch Switch is always ON and never turns OFF. She is a cloud of negativity. I want to sew her mouth shut. \
She just bitches at the air, I think. Nobody makes eye contact.
*phew* I had to get that off my chest.

Bwuahaha :rotfl:

madmaxine
07-03-2008, 12:30 AM
Oh! I just thought of a good one.
"Then Snoop dog was behind me fucking me and I was just like kinda bored and all of a sudden We are the world starts playing on his laptop."

:O

I overheard a girl talking a mile a minute in the dressing room about how Freemasons rule the world (Masonic conspiracies.) My jaw actually dropped.

Havana
07-03-2008, 12:37 AM
tonight...

one girl was talking about some case she had, how the district attorney was a "complete" jackass, yada yada yada

so the girl she was talking too says, "oh, it's easy to beat the system. i watch law & order like almost every day and i know the system like the back of my hand!"
she was serious.

so i called her McCoy the rest of the night.

she didn't get it. =/

Sophia_Starina
07-03-2008, 01:03 AM
:O

I overheard a girl talking a mile a minute in the dressing room about how Freemasons rule the world (Masonic conspiracies.) My jaw actually dropped.

They don't? http://www.livevideo.com/video/MikeNobody/E2513F7EFD824CEA8055BDC20E8CDE86/the-simpsons-we-do-the-ston.aspx

shane333
07-03-2008, 04:42 AM
I finally have one!

Said to me as I was getting on stage by a 19 year old meth head:

If that guy comes up to your rack, he'll tip you really well if you get in front of him doggy style and make your fingers disappear. I went with my first reaction which was to tell her, "Don't do that! That's disgusting! Just... don't!"
She laughed like I was kidding as she got off stage but I continued to stare at her and shake my head until she got that I was not kidding.

Ugh, I immediately wiped everything down with Windex... again.

The worst part about it was two nights later I'm dancing and I realize the customer who she was talking about (and who tipped me very well for NOT getting down on my knees and making my fingers "disappear") works at the club as doorman/cook.

Sigh.

Leona_Anne
07-03-2008, 05:37 AM
overheard tonight:

Me: I feel so bad, I farted on stage in front of a customer who was tipping real well. I think he smelled it cause he got up and left.
Her: Oh, that's not bad. Let me tell you about the time I shit on stage....


and she proceeded to tell me the story. it was quite amusing, I must say. She was prairie-dogging it and went to shake her ass in some guy's face and he tried to smack her ass, so she recoiled, but at the same time, ended up shitting...some of which ended up in his lap. Ahh yes, sweet revenge. lol

Joplin
07-03-2008, 07:46 AM
EWWWW^ holy shit (no pun intended) thats bad/gross!!!

If I was holding it in that bad I'd just walk off. what did the guy do?!

britt244
07-03-2008, 12:03 PM
i have a few from my visit to work the other night.

im standing there talking to 2 girls, and i showed them my new boobs. another girl, who swears she doesnt have a coke habit, but she's just "on that coffee.. like literally (said leeeeeetteraly), i have to have coffee like every 5 minutes," looks at me and goes "oh wow did you just get those today?" yup, princess, i just walked in from the surgeons office.

then i'm sitting in the office and joking about this girl who (is now fired) everyone knew was a huge cokehead. the manager crushed up some tylenol and had it out in the desk in the office (he was absentmindedly playing with it, thinking nothing of it) and the girl walks in and starts BEGGING for some, then CLIMBS up on the table and snorts it. we were joking about her, and this other girl goes, "do you get high off snorting tylenol?"

and lastly, we pay out $10 per topless dance. this girl walks in and hands the manager a hundred dollar bill and says she did 3 topless. he gives her 3 20s and starts counting 1s to give her another 10. she's like "you only owe me $60." he goes "oh really? think about that." so it takes her a minute, and she finally realizes he owes her 70. and she says "whatever, $60 is more than $70 anyway."

i work at a circus, in case anyone was wondering. three ring.

CKXXX
07-03-2008, 12:08 PM
she says "whatever, $60 is more than $70 anyway."


wow. future nasa scientist you have there!!

Leona_Anne
07-03-2008, 12:10 PM
according to her, he didn't even notice cause it was so dark and/or he was too drunk.

I LOL'ed pretty hard though. Can you imagine being that custie? You get home and instead of smelling like stripper, you smell like poo. hehehehehe. :D


EWWWW^ holy shit (no pun intended) thats bad/gross!!!

If I was holding it in that bad I'd just walk off. what did the guy do?!

Susan Wayward
07-03-2008, 09:39 PM
Said to me as I was getting on stage by a 19 year old meth head:

If that guy comes up to your rack, he'll tip you really well if you get in front of him doggy style and make your fingers disappear.
......

The worst part about it was two nights later I'm dancing and I realize the customer who she was talking about (and who tipped me very well for NOT getting down on my knees and making my fingers "disappear") works at the club as doorman/cook.

hmm. Maybe she was joking? Thought you'd recognize him and laugh?

Perry
07-03-2008, 09:49 PM
My very drunk, very best friend got stiffed on some dances and was talking about it in the locker room.

"I'm going to make him bleed from the face - forever!"

Lily366
07-04-2008, 04:10 AM
this really nasty looking chick walked into the dressing room, took her thong off, and proceeded to hand wash it in the sink with just water..no soap. After she was done she took out her blow dryer and dried it and then put it in the cabinet under the sink and then went to her locker and put on a new one and went back on the floor. I swear to god the entire dressing smelled like nasty sweaty pussy for the rest of the night, it was disgusting!

Lysondra
07-04-2008, 04:52 AM
this really nasty looking chick walked into the dressing room, took her thong off, and proceeded to hand wash it in the sink with just water..no soap. After she was done she took out her blow dryer and dried it and then put it in the cabinet under the sink and then went to her locker and put on a new one and went back on the floor. I swear to god the entire dressing smelled like nasty sweaty pussy for the rest of the night, it was disgusting!

You shouldn't be using soap on your vagina... it disrupts the PH balance and makes it get infections.

OH! THE THONG!!

EWWWWWWWWW!

Susan-Va
07-04-2008, 06:04 AM
THREAD JACK


You shouldn't be using soap on your vagina... it disrupts the PH balance and makes it get infections.



Really? I've never heard of that, I always use soap and I've never had a problem.


Now back to our regular thread.........

Otoki
07-05-2008, 09:09 AM
THREAD JACK PART II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


THREAD JACK




Really? I've never heard of that, I always use soap and I've never had a problem.


Now back to our regular thread.........

Soap (among other things) can disrupt the pH in your vagina, increasing your chances of yeast infections. Our vaginas are actually really sensitive to all sorts of stimuli (obviously some women have fewer problems than others). Even hormonal birth control can cause problems. I was on the pill for four years, and during my final year I started getting yeast infections (and acne started showing up again!) I switched to a different bc, and everything is back to normal. Sometimes your body goes through hormonal changes that can disrupt your pH. That's why many pregnant women get yeast infections.

Eating yogurt, taking Acidophillus supplements, and avoiding soap IN the vagina (along with making sure baby wipes stay OUTSIDE the vagina) are some of the ways to prevent problems. Also, making sure your vagina is dry as often as possible (after a shower, for instance) also helps prevent problems.

Oh, and the most obvious: don't use douches. EVER.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candidiasis

/Thread jack

ViolaStrings
07-05-2008, 09:53 AM
Who puts soap IN their vagina? I certainly wouldn't want to be around a woman who didn't wash the outside.

Susan-Va
07-05-2008, 11:20 AM
Who puts soap IN their vagina? I certainly wouldn't want to be around a woman who didn't wash the outside.

In your vagina? Never! But I've always washed with soap. And douching is the worst, never have, never wil.

Joplin
07-05-2008, 02:08 PM
Yha....I wash the outside of my vagina, and I don't care if it is bad for it, not doing so is nasty.

OT: Last Thursday this one chick was bitching and bitching and thinking she was so cool for stealing and beating people up. And the people around her were like "ohhh yha, man I would have kicked her ass". Nothing really laugh worthy but really immature and obnoxious.

I walked in the the DR like 4 hours later and the same chick was still talking about how she beat this girl up with some other people.

At the end of the night she was THEN bitching about the DJ being racist and never putting her up on stage....hmm....maybe he doesn't put her up there because he doesn't even know she's effing there since she's ALWAYS in the DR.

ARGHHHH shut up!!!

ViolaStrings
07-05-2008, 02:19 PM
The daytime housemom has all these pictures on her locker of her in her dancing days, and she looks absolutely gorgeous, almost like a different person. Two former dancers from my club were visiting the night time housemom and saw them, and one went "OMG, is that (the daytime housemom)?" and the other goes "Yea, before her ugliness ate her from the inside out"

I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Gabrielle MB
07-05-2008, 11:21 PM
I have two!

first one:

(About five to ten dancers in the dressing room)
One dancer asks, "whats 7 times 20?"
*silence*
(in my head I'm thinking, umm 140. But choose to stay out of the conversation.)
*more silence*
After a couple wrong answers one girl says, "140. 7 times 2... 14."
Followed by another girl saying, "No, that's wrong."
Followed by an arguement.
I walked out.


second one:

I come in around 9pm. Girl on phone:
"Yeah, you were right, you're my baby's daddy. I DNA tested my man and two other guys. So come in tonight and spit in a cup for me so I can get you tested. Hurry up because I'm leaving at ten and have a private party (code for turning a trick) to do. Hopefully you're the daddy because the state won't let me have her while I'm with my man. Maybe if you're the daddy that could change."

:O :O :O

Havana
07-05-2008, 11:51 PM
I have two!
I come in around 9pm. Girl on phone:
"Yeah, you were right, you're my baby's daddy. I DNA tested my man and two other guys. So come in tonight and spit in a cup for me so I can get you tested. Hurry up because I'm leaving at ten and have a private party (code for turning a trick) to do. Hopefully you're the daddy because the state won't let me have her while I'm with my man. Maybe if you're the daddy that could change."

:O :O :O

If only they could steralize these people. Ugh.

austinatalie
07-06-2008, 02:07 AM
Not really a wtf moment but tonight, said to me:

"aw man, I have to go onstage after you?! *pout*"
;D

Gabrielle MB
07-06-2008, 05:15 AM
If only they could steralize these people. Ugh.

No shit. Same girl, "I have five kids. None of 'em are with me. I still want two more."

thechaosfairy
07-07-2008, 02:10 AM
On the soap/vagina debate: Some soaps are more likely to cause problems than others. Dial soap is actually better (at least for me and my partner's vajayjays) than natural soaps which usually leave some oil behind -- I'm guessing this is because the residue causes the problem.

I wouldn't put soap *in* my vaj though, and usually only soap down the outside after work, or when I've sweated a lot or had sex. Otherwise I just blast it with shower water.

Douching is not so bad as people say, either. It's only good when you have an infection though -- then try a round of vinegar in water (for PH/cleansing) followed by a round of yogurt in water (for restoring the good bacteria.) Doing it too much like any form of cleansing can knock out the natural balance.

Okay, back to dressing rooms.

"My day sucked. I spent the whole day at my ex's house with his new ho and he was tripping on shrooms and running around with his shirt off and saying all this stuff (insert incoherent explanation of drama.) Well I'm really tired. Yeah it was really tiring. I didn't get sleep. I mean, man, that guy. I hate him."

Gabrielle MB
07-07-2008, 02:33 AM
Douching is not so bad as people say, either. It's only good when you have an infection though -- then try a round of vinegar in water (for PH/cleansing) followed by a round of yogurt in water (for restoring the good bacteria.) Doing it too much like any form of cleansing can knock out the natural balance."

Really sry to thread jack... I thought douching with an infection pushed the infection up deeper causing Pelvic Inflamitory Disease. Or did you mean "it's only bad"?

jaizaine
07-07-2008, 02:52 AM
Who puts soap IN their vagina? I certainly wouldn't want to be around a woman who didn't wash the outside.

If u sit in a soapy bath u are effectively putting soap into your vagina. If you are sensitive down there and prone to YI's then using bath products, washing hair in the bath etc should be avoided.

keira0304
07-07-2008, 07:43 AM
Not really a wtf moment but tonight, said to me:

"aw man, I have to go onstage after you?! *pout*"
;D

that's a compliment!!!! ... I feel that way sometimes about going up after girls who are pole monkeys or extremely hot or both, but I never tell them that!! lol...

thechaosfairy
07-07-2008, 03:35 PM
Really sry to thread jack... I thought douching with an infection pushed the infection up deeper causing Pelvic Inflamitory Disease. Or did you mean "it's only bad"?

Hmm. No, according to my casual research, that's mostly a risk with routine douching, and douching is still recommended by doctors sometimes for minor vaginal infections. Funny, huh? It seems that it can *cause* infections if done too frequently, but is good for getting rid of one when you actually have one. (this borne out by my experience last month: I cured my BV with garlic, vinegar and yogurt.) And it has to be done correctly; the wrong solution *can* mess you up.

http://www.wdxcyber.com/mvagina.htm#mv03
http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealthtopics/a/vagdouching.htm
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/24082.php

Haha. If this gets any more involved we should make a thread in BB. :-)

Dottie Rebel
07-07-2008, 04:41 PM
^^^Yeah, take yer helpful, usefull and informative posts elsewhere. I want more stories about crackheads and pimps and the failure of basic elementary education!

:D

AudreyLeigh
07-07-2008, 05:57 PM
The daytime housemom has all these pictures on her locker of her in her dancing days, and she looks absolutely gorgeous, almost like a different person. Two former dancers from my club were visiting the night time housemom and saw them, and one went "OMG, is that (the daytime housemom)?" and the other goes "Yea, before her ugliness ate her from the inside out"

I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

:rotfl: :laughing:


No shit. Same girl, "I have five kids. None of 'em are with me. I still want two more."

:O so sad....


Not really a wtf moment but tonight, said to me:

"aw man, I have to go onstage after you?! *pout*"


Happens to me every time I work. Makes my head all big as my ego gets outta control....

gingergrl
07-07-2008, 06:16 PM
Ive got two

I walk into the DR I here this girl saying ( while wiping her crotch with a wipe up OMG GROSSSSS) .......no no it we didnt need a condom he said Since I dont shave down there The hair blocks the cum from turning into a baby


A girl notorious for blowing guys in the back looks at me as Im changing and screams OMG dont stand on the floor barefoot you can get herpes!!!!!
Im thinking hmmm Im pretty sure taking a shot in the mouth is a bit more risky!!!

Sophia_Ashley
07-07-2008, 08:39 PM
Since I dont shave down there The hair blocks the cum from turning into a baby


That is hilarious and absolutely not shocking to hear. Although it's a new one.

CKXXX
07-07-2008, 09:14 PM
That is hilarious and absolutely not shocking to hear. Although it's a new one.

Funny until dimwit is baffled as to why she is popping out kid after kid...how could this happen?I DIDNT SHAVE?????

Would like to be a fly on the wall of THAT ob/gyn visit

Joplin
07-07-2008, 09:32 PM
^^^Yeah, take yer helpful, usefull and informative posts elsewhere. I want more stories about crackheads and pimps and the failure of basic elementary education!

:D

haha


I've had someone say something similar to the herpes thing before and I remember thinking "girl, your WAY more at risk than me...". I can't believe some people live so misinformed.

greenidlady1
07-07-2008, 10:03 PM
A few years back my gf and I went to the club in Jacksonville, Florida. We were in the dressing room touching up our make-up and started noticing it smelled liked poop in there. Then this girl starts yelling, "OMG, please tell me you did not just take a shit in the floor", we look over and there is this girl who literally was sitting in the corner in a pile of her own shit. She got up and one of the girls ran out and told management. The manager came in the dressing room and said "That's it, get your shit and get out of here", after a brief pause everyone started laughing.

gingerlee
07-07-2008, 10:13 PM
^^^:rotfl: :rotfl: That's fucking priceless!

gingergrl
07-07-2008, 10:23 PM
haha


I've had someone say something similar to the herpes thing before and I remember thinking "girl, your WAY more at risk than me...". I can't believe some people live so misinformed.


OMG!!!!! :O Thats disgusting!!!!!!!

Ive had a girl tell me that HIV is no worse then Diabetes I was like hmmmm ok !!! WTF? Its not even worth arguing

Sophia_Ashley
07-07-2008, 11:43 PM
A few years back my gf and I went to the club in Jacksonville, Florida. We were in the dressing room touching up our make-up and started noticing it smelled liked poop in there. Then this girl starts yelling, "OMG, please tell me you did not just take a shit in the floor", we look over and there is this girl who literally was sitting in the corner in a pile of her own shit. She got up and one of the girls ran out and told management. The manager came in the dressing room and said "That's it, get your shit and get out of here", after a brief pause everyone started laughing.

OMG.

Was there no bathroom? Holy mother of god.

At the Red Garter in Indy (yep naming the place!) this girl got super mad at the owner and there we had a washer and dryer and she apparently climbed up on the washer and took a nasty dump. So like at the end of the night the owner who is this older greek woman went balastic.

"Who had a BM in my washer?! " she just kept repeating it.

dude no one laughed because she would probably rip your throat out and hand it to you. Like some mortal kombat action. But that day we all secretly praised the girl of the washer shitting incident because it's what that bitch of an owner deserved.

Although she did once keep me hired on after I beat the hell out of this girl that also worked there and went to my going away party...

eh still she was a bitch when she wanted to be..in a way only you had to be there to understand.

greenidlady1
07-08-2008, 12:51 AM
OMG. Was there no bathroom? Holy mother of god.

There was but she chose to do it right there on the floor.

carmenlove
07-08-2008, 01:11 AM
Ok, in the t-shirt variety, i had this guy give me his shirt because i liked it so much, it was red with a white screen print face on it. In the dressing room i asked who it was to the dancers-
"the rocky horror picture show"
"david bowie"
"the guy from queen"

i admit, i didn't know who was on the shirt until i asked the guy who gave it to me, and he said Lou Reed, who i love, and none of the dancers knew who he was when i told them.

Leona_Anne
07-08-2008, 01:14 AM
I almost forgot this one!

Girl 1: So, I plan on taking my baby to Thailand with me cause he can't find me there. Plus, I can probably make a lot of money there cause Asians have small boobs. Mine cost $5000.
Girl 2: Aren't you Asian?
Girl 1: No, I'm Japanese.

Joplin
07-08-2008, 02:29 AM
I honestly would not be surprised to see some one taking a dump on the floor. The new orleans kids did it at my high school all the time, people now at my college take shits in other peoples rooms on their bed as a practical joke....poop really isn't as "personal" as it should be these days.....

Havana
07-08-2008, 03:13 AM
I almost forgot this one!

Girl 1: So, I plan on taking my baby to Thailand with me cause he can't find me there. Plus, I can probably make a lot of money there cause Asians have small boobs. Mine cost $5000.
Girl 2: Aren't you Asian?
Girl 1: No, I'm Japanese.

/:O

Oh My Gosh.

Gabrielle MB
07-08-2008, 11:25 AM
I've got a poop one...
At Lollipops (yup naming it) this girl got really drunk and was puking in the dressing room. She must have had the runs too because as she hurled she shot watery poop out her ass with such force it hit the wall behind her.
The entire club is on camera. They showed everyone the tape. When she showed up the next day, they made fun of her so bad, they ran her out of the club. By 'they' I mean the management. Fucking assholes. Thay club needs to burn to the ground. (yeah, rant-rant.)

cutey5032
07-08-2008, 01:11 PM
Alrite, what is up with these shit stories?!???? Seriously, SO MANY stories in this damn thread are about people just dropping their pants and taking shits wherever they please.

Is this normal???????????? How come I have worked in like 20 different clubs and I have never seen this in all 4 years?! What makes them shit in public? Are they just so out of it from drugs?!