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Sophia_Ashley
07-08-2008, 02:06 PM
^ It happens trust me. And you aren't missing out on anything lmao

greenidlady1
07-08-2008, 06:29 PM
Alrite, what is up with these shit stories?!???? Seriously, SO MANY stories in this damn thread are about people just dropping their pants and taking shits wherever they please.

Is this normal???????????? How come I have worked in like 20 different clubs and I have never seen this in all 4 years?! What makes them shit in public? Are they just so out of it from drugs?!

I am pretty sure the girl that shit in the dressing room floor was at the club I was visiting.

AudreyLeigh
07-08-2008, 06:31 PM
7 years and yet to see shit at work....

CKXXX
07-08-2008, 06:35 PM
7 years and yet to see shit at work....

Yeah..8 years here on and off and this is the ONE thing I have never seen..thank GOD!!

cutey5032
07-09-2008, 01:23 AM
Hahahahaha, I want to start a poll: Who has seen a dancer shit elsewhere than a toilet, check yes or no

I think I'm gonna take like, a Really Bad Stripclubs tour next year just so I can see this shit (no pun). I seriously have nothing to contribute to this damn thread ever.

Dottie Rebel
07-09-2008, 01:24 AM
Check yes!

jaizaine
07-09-2008, 02:03 AM
Hahahahaha, I want to start a poll: Who has seen a dancer shit elsewhere than a toilet, check yes or no

I think I'm gonna take like, a Really Bad Stripclubs tour next year just so I can see this shit (no pun). I seriously have nothing to contribute to this damn thread ever.

yes start a thread!!!!! i wanna know too. Ive never seen anyone shit but a lot of girls piss in the upstairs dressing room shower coz there is no toilet in there.

cutey5032
07-09-2008, 10:15 AM
^Alrite, you asked for it!:D

haleym
07-09-2008, 04:03 PM
Ive got two

A girl notorious for blowing guys in the back looks at me as Im changing and screams OMG dont stand on the floor barefoot you can get herpes!!!!!
Im thinking hmmm Im pretty sure taking a shot in the mouth is a bit more risky!!!

Hahahahaha.... :O

xParisx
07-09-2008, 11:40 PM
yes start a thread!!!!! i wanna know too. Ive never seen anyone shit but a lot of girls piss in the upstairs dressing room shower coz there is no toilet in there.

are you serious??
i never hear the good goss at work!!

Joplin
07-10-2008, 10:17 PM
On it's own it's just kindda dumb but I shit you not EVERY time I go into the DR at this certain club someone tells me that my implant is going to fall out. At first I was just like "ummm I don't think so" and attributed it to the chick being drunk but then later that night some one else told me the same thing.

Tonight I was sitting with this guy and a girl walked up and said "omg I heard that this one girl went on stage and put her arms up and her implants fell on the stage!". I don't even know what to say and the customer didn't even seem like what she said was dumb! Then I went into the dressing room and some one ELSE told me to be careful. WTF?!?!?! My implant can't just magically fall out of my boob!!

austinatalie
07-10-2008, 10:28 PM
what?! are those people retarded? btw is this the club north or south?

Joplin
07-10-2008, 10:44 PM
Palazzio. I don't understand why basically every chick in the club has told me this or agreed in seriousness. I know for a fact that the one that told me about the implants falling out on stage was sober. I can pass off one idiot but seriously like 5!!!!!

Something must have happened there but I have no idea what. If I here "oh hunny! you shouldn't squeeze/take off your top/touch your boobs or your implants are going to fall out!!" one more time I'm gonna have to slap someone. Maybe it's a weak attempt to run me out??? I have no idea.

TheTempest
07-10-2008, 11:30 PM
^maybe they're talking about the implant bottoming out, not falling out?

i'm trying to figure out their stupidity... wow... i feel dumber lol

Joplin
07-10-2008, 11:37 PM
No they mean on the floor. I tried explaining to a group of girls that it's impossible unless there was necrosis, but but I lost them with that 8 letter word. I was going to try to explain it again to the girl talking about the stage incident but the guy that was with us looked un-phased like implants falling out of bodies onto the stage was common?!?!. It made me feel like I was an idiot or something.

TheTempest
07-10-2008, 11:39 PM
No they mean on the floor. I tried explaining to a group of girls that it's impossible unless there was necrosis, but but I lost them with that 8 letter word. I was going to try to explain it again to the girl talking about the stage incident but the guy that was with us looked un-phased like implants falling out of bodies onto the stage was common?!?!. It made me feel like I was an idiot or something.


O.o. Like your tits just fall off... they're really dumb.

madmaxine
07-10-2008, 11:46 PM
"I'm never wearing tampons again. I pulled one out & later on I was having pains. I discovered a second tampon up there! There was two (regular size tampons) in one (regular absorbancy) applicator!" ...(I still think it was user error. Put one in, cut the string, forget its there, leak past it, put another one in thinking you didn't have one in, pull out two later on)

Regardless...TMI.

More TMI- that happened to me once. (I worked 2 jobs, was up all day from 6AM to 11PM to midnight all week. There was an unfortunate oversight due to the hectic schedule........The dead giveaway was that I felt sick...It was my body trying to tell me something was wrong.)

kitana
07-16-2008, 09:42 AM
:O

I overheard a girl talking a mile a minute in the dressing room about how Freemasons rule the world (Masonic conspiracies.) My jaw actually dropped.

What's so weird about that? It's a very well known thought, lol.

CKXXX
07-16-2008, 10:41 AM
What's so weird about that? It's a very well known thought, lol.
Not saying I believe it,but yes it's pretty widespread. There was even a Simpsons episode abut it!

gypsy_girlchild
07-16-2008, 10:51 AM
More TMI- that happened to me once. (I worked 2 jobs, was up all day from 6AM to 11PM to midnight all week. There was an unfortunate oversight due to the hectic schedule........The dead giveaway was that I felt sick...It was my body trying to tell me something was wrong.)
happened to me.. no pains, but I went potty and a tampon came.. Since I rarely get periods (depo) I forgot I had ever put on in.. A little creepy, but when it seems like a new thing (I maybe get one once every year) and I only use tampons for work, once the string is cut, I guess I just forgot it was in there.

ViolaStrings
07-16-2008, 11:52 AM
What's so weird about that? It's a very well known thought, lol.

LOLZ, we were talking about Freemasons and the Illuminati in the dressing room last night. Someone said Chamillionaire was an Illuminati. I love it.

kitana
07-16-2008, 11:54 AM
LOLZ, we were talking about Freemasons and the Illuminati in the dressing room last night. Someone said Chamillionaire was an Illuminati. I love it.

Ok now THAT is weird, lol!

But I love all the Mason/Illuminati/NWO talk and theories. Makes for a good read when you are in the mood for it, and Art Bell is great to listen to, lol.}:D

abadvi
07-16-2008, 02:49 PM
This is an old one...hopefully I didn't already post it.

DR of topless club. A girl is sitting on a fabric-covered chair by the mirrors with no bottoms on (ew) complaining that her ass hurts. A manager comes in and she is telling him all about how it hurts, and she throws her legs up to her shoulders and bends her head down while manually inspecting her goods. She says, "I really think I must have cut something while shaving!" The manager says, "Let me see," and proceeds to lean over and pull her ass cheek aside to get a good close look at her butthole. Then he says, "Yeah, there's a cut there!" and they continue to do the before-shift chat while she puts on her thong and squirms around trying to avoid the sore area.

SO. WEIRD.

Lysondra
07-16-2008, 09:24 PM
Where the eff are you people putting your tampons that it comes out into the toilet when you pee?

Once it's in there, I gotta fucking FISH it out because it's waaaay back there and my vagina is waaaay too tight to just heave a ball of cotton out of it.

Joplin
07-16-2008, 09:29 PM
I push mine out^ Why stick my nasty hands in there if I can get focus my muscles and push down on it?

TMI: If your taking a shit there's only so much room in there and it'll get pushed out as well.

fantasiarene
07-20-2008, 09:43 PM
this is from a couple weeks ago. Girl says "I can smoke a cigarette with my pussy!" Four of us have to see this trick so we go back in the corner as the girl who can do it takes off her bottoms. She lights the cigarette and proceeds to put it in her pussy and "suck" on it and then blow it out! We're all like oh my god that's weird! Talk then proceeds to squirting water out of it, queefing (farting with the pussy) and other weird pussy related convo.

austinatalie
07-20-2008, 10:52 PM
there is no way I could push out a tampon

asianpixie
07-20-2008, 11:59 PM
Girl 1: Omg! I think I'm in love! There's like this super cute guy sitting in the back and omg he's like so effing hot!
Girl 2: He's wearing a Dodgers hat, right?
Girl 1: ...Yea.....
Girl 2: Oh ya, that's my brother. All the girls go crazy for him. He's a nice guy though, really. Hit him up.
Me: Your brother? Your real brother?
Girl 2: Yea. Like, he never sees me get naked though. Whenever I'm on stage he just goes outside for a cigarette so it's like cool.

(Your brother... at your work... where you are naked... seriously now?)

Andygirl
07-21-2008, 09:05 AM
(Your brother... at your work... where you are naked... seriously now?)

Lol, I work with a girl whose brother actually got hired as a doorman there. I asked her if that would be weird for him and she said no because they'd be working different shifts. But since I've worked with her, I've seen her step-dad in there many times, and her mom and sister. I guess you could say they keep it in the family, lol.

britt244
07-21-2008, 12:37 PM
on this girls bday, her brother and his (very rude) friends came to the club. we were all like wtf?

iambonbon05
07-21-2008, 01:16 PM
I WISH I could have a tampon just pop out, gah. I've spent a good 10 minutes trying to fish it out in a SC bathroom, more than once.

NewMoon
07-21-2008, 01:26 PM
I WISH I could have a tampon just pop out, gah. I've spent a good 10 minutes trying to fish it out in a SC bathroom, more than once.
Try pushing and diggin at the same time. Even if you can't get it out all the way, pushing helps. That is what I do. 8)

ivylee24
07-21-2008, 01:26 PM
Stripper 1: says to stripper #2 "I'm not sleeping with my husband tonight I'm gonna go home and fuck my stepson"

Stripper 2: isn't that incest

stripper 1: No it's not incest I didn't give birth to him, he is so hot, and he is 18 so it's totally legal

(I wanted to call dss and jerry springer plus I think she has been married to the kids dad for like 10 yrs what is wrong with people?)

J_Lynne
07-21-2008, 01:36 PM
^^^:ill: How disgusting!

electrochick
07-21-2008, 01:52 PM
I read this some time ago and i think it is hilarious.

reese_x_c
07-21-2008, 02:37 PM
this is from a couple weeks ago. Girl says "I can smoke a cigarette with my pussy!" Four of us have to see this trick so we go back in the corner as the girl who can do it takes off her bottoms. She lights the cigarette and proceeds to put it in her pussy and "suck" on it and then blow it out! We're all like oh my god that's weird! Talk then proceeds to squirting water out of it, queefing (farting with the pussy) and other weird pussy related convo.

bwahhhaaa......I can do that, my boyfriend told me I was going to get coochie cancer....lmao

Alaska
07-21-2008, 04:42 PM
This was overheard in Planned Parenthood, sorry but I gotta share:

Receptionist: No. We don't prescribe condoms. They are free, you can come in and pick up as many as you like.

:O

NewMoon
07-21-2008, 05:36 PM
OH MY GOD! I wonder how many kids that person has =oO

gingerlee
07-21-2008, 06:06 PM
Stripper 1: says to stripper #2 "I'm not sleeping with my husband tonight I'm gonna go home and fuck my stepson"

Stripper 2: isn't that incest

stripper 1: No it's not incest I didn't give birth to him, he is so hot, and he is 18 so it's totally legal

(I wanted to call dss and jerry springer plus I think she has been married to the kids dad for like 10 yrs what is wrong with people?)

What. The. Fuck. :O

Alaska
07-21-2008, 06:46 PM
OH MY GOD! I wonder how many kids that person has =oO

I know! Have they ever seen a condom? They're like, not even behind the counter.

shane333
07-22-2008, 02:48 AM
This was overheard in Planned Parenthood, sorry but I gotta share:

Receptionist: No. We don't prescribe condoms. They are free, you can come in and pick up as many as you like.

:O

Actually, my last year at U of O they had *just* changed the clinic policy so you HAD to go in and get a pap smear and check up before they would "prescribe" you condoms. You actually got a Rx for them, which was freaking ridiculous.

Alaska
07-22-2008, 02:52 AM
^daaaaaamn. never ever heard of that!

maybe it was someone doing some reasearch then or something, find out if this clinic had implemented something like yours. let's hope!

paigenyc
07-22-2008, 03:58 AM
:banghead: :banghead: no one should waste their time or energy talking about other people:-\

Susan-Va
07-22-2008, 06:51 AM
:banghead: :banghead: no one should waste their time or energy talking about other people:-\

That wouldn't be any fun now, would it?

Otoki
07-22-2008, 08:42 AM
Girl 1: Omg! I think I'm in love! There's like this super cute guy sitting in the back and omg he's like so effing hot!
Girl 2: He's wearing a Dodgers hat, right?
Girl 1: ...Yea.....
Girl 2: Oh ya, that's my brother. All the girls go crazy for him. He's a nice guy though, really. Hit him up.
Me: Your brother? Your real brother?
Girl 2: Yea. Like, he never sees me get naked though. Whenever I'm on stage he just goes outside for a cigarette so it's like cool.

(Your brother... at your work... where you are naked... seriously now?)
*runs screaming into the night*

ViolaStrings
07-22-2008, 09:36 AM
:banghead: :banghead: no one should waste their time or energy talking about other people:-\

WTF are you smoking? This is Stripperweb.

abadvi
07-22-2008, 11:07 AM
WTF are you smoking? This is Stripperweb.


Seriously. Everyone talks about the things that happen to them at work. Any message board, really, you're going to find the same thing. But I bet most people's stories aren't as mindblowing as these. ;) There is a reason this thread is like 37 pages long.

Joplin
07-22-2008, 01:17 PM
I'm really getting sick of the :Banghead: smiley too. The last 5 posts I've read of hers starts out with that....It's really not that great. If your really that frustrated Paige then leave the site. Please.

iambonbon05
07-22-2008, 01:23 PM
Party poooooooooooper. Lol. Maybe she was the one that started eating her makeup.

The DR over here has been depressingly normal here :(

J_Lynne
07-22-2008, 02:08 PM
Girl in bathroom stall: One of you bitches go get me a baby wipe! If someone
wants to lick my pussy, it can't taste like piss! C'mon,
bring me a baby wipe!

Ugh, she was totally serious.