View Full Version : Overheard in the Dressing Room
rubyredlipsss
07-22-2008, 07:40 PM
Actually, my last year at U of O they had *just* changed the clinic policy so you HAD to go in and get a pap smear and check up before they would "prescribe" you condoms. You actually got a Rx for them, which was freaking ridiculous.
I went to UO too...but when I was last there (two years ago) they put them in a little bowl again. Sorry, I just got excited when I saw another duck on here. haha
LilyLove
07-22-2008, 08:10 PM
^ I'm one too! GO DUCKS! Do you still dance in this town?
UltraViolet
07-22-2008, 08:26 PM
I'm really getting sick of the :Banghead: smiley too. The last 5 posts I've read of hers starts out with that....It's really not that great. If your really that frustrated Paige then leave the site. Please.
I noticed this too and was like WTF?
rubyredlipsss
07-22-2008, 08:31 PM
^ I'm one too! GO DUCKS! Do you still dance in this town?
nooo, i'm back in crappy california (where i'm originally from) but i miss it!!!
PaigeDWinter
07-24-2008, 07:38 PM
I was talking to a friend when this one girl I kinda knew, Platinum, comes up and flat out gawks at me while I was talking. Like, I mean she was looking at me like I was talking about killing puppies or something.
Platinum: "Y-You speak English?"
Me: "Ummm... yeah."
Platinum: "Holy shit! You look so... exotic. I was expecting you to speak Egyptian or some shit!"
Lulz.
Sveta
07-24-2008, 07:50 PM
^^ LOL Paige! I've had girls surprised that I speak English too, but that takes the cake. :P
And...gorgeous eye makeup! Did you do it yourself?
PaigeDWinter
07-24-2008, 08:03 PM
And...gorgeous eye makeup! Did you do it yourself?
Yes indeedy :D
cinammonkisses
07-24-2008, 08:14 PM
Platinum: "Holy shit! You look so... exotic. I was expecting you to speak Egyptian or some shit!"
Lulz.
LOL @ "speak egyptian" :D
CKXXX
07-24-2008, 09:25 PM
Speak like an Egyptian...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ok6vuPq-2AU
PaigeDWinter
07-25-2008, 01:23 AM
I threatened to wear my Cleo wig (http://www.paigedwinter.com/albums/album24/cleo03.jpg) to work ;)
Joplin
07-25-2008, 08:49 AM
This happened in VIP not the DR, and doesn't relaly have to do with dancers but it's hilarious.
So I'm just sitting a the bar in vip next to this clean cut white guy and this seriously gagsta, looked like lil' wayne, huge diamond earing the huge cross necklace, diamond and gold grill I mean the works walks by and the clean cut white guy all of a sudden turns all "gangsta" too and says "oh hey mayne whats your name :insert stupid hand shake things:" and the gangsta guy says "ay-ice, nice to meet you man".
Well the gangsta guy is walking out of VIP and I was like "wtf fuck just happened here" and I was leaving too so I said:
Me: "what's your name, ice?"
Gangsta: "No, ayyy-ice like frozen water"
I seriously busted up laughing right in his face and he started saying something back but I couldn't even here him over me laughing. Seriously, he had so much "ice" jewelry on him he could had pointed at anywhere and had it make sense. Maybe because I'm white he thought he needed to dumb that shit WAYYYY down for me, ahah, but I'd think a gangsta should be able to come up with something better than that! ahahah
pogocat
07-26-2008, 03:36 PM
The other night a girl that I really like came up to me and said "You see that guy over there? Why don't you try him, he keeps using big words." Good to know I'm the Einstein of strippers cause I know "big words" lol.
rubyredlipsss
07-26-2008, 09:37 PM
this is kinda sad, but a girl told me she was pregnant while smoking a cigarette :(
roxanna
07-26-2008, 10:15 PM
this is kinda sad, but a girl told me she was pregnant while smoking a cigarette :(
I saw that tonight too! I was at some club a bit outside on LA and right after I hear her ask for booze, cig in hand she said she was pregnant. Seriously, what is it with some girls? I wanted to smack her!
lilymiaomiao
07-27-2008, 12:45 AM
Palazzio. I don't understand why basically every chick in the club has told me this or agreed in seriousness. I know for a fact that the one that told me about the implants falling out on stage was sober. I can pass off one idiot but seriously like 5!!!!!
Something must have happened there but I have no idea what. If I here "oh hunny! you shouldn't squeeze/take off your top/touch your boobs or your implants are going to fall out!!" one more time I'm gonna have to slap someone. Maybe it's a weak attempt to run me out??? I have no idea.
I've read about implants falling out of a girl, but it was because she had a fresh operation... It's in that autobiography, "Ivy League Stripper" (written in 1995)- at one point the author is working (at the club I work at), and some girl who just got implants done went onstage anyway, and somehow one popped out onto the floor and there was all this screaming and she was carried away in the ambulance.
I doubt they'd pop out after your wounds have healed... But maybe these people heard the gossip without really "getting it."
Sveta
07-29-2008, 11:51 AM
^^ EW. That is freakily disturbing.
"I need to learn to pickpocket. Then I'd never have to give lapdances again."
--cute redhead in the DR at my old club
justinesr
07-29-2008, 06:25 PM
sounds like something i'd say ;p
NewMoon
08-04-2008, 08:03 AM
This is kind of cute. An obviously new to dancing girl in the DR:
me: hi, I'm Julia! What's your name?
her: hi, nice to meet you! I, uh, don't know my name yet.
awwwww :)
txchick008
08-04-2008, 10:34 AM
37 pages....funniest thread ever BTW. I've been eating my lunch and reading this for at least 15 min! LOL
"I'm never wearing tampons again. I pulled one out & later on I was having pains. I discovered a second tampon up there! There was two (regular size tampons) in one (regular absorbancy) applicator!" ...(I still think it was user error. Put one in, cut the string, forget its there, leak past it, put another one in thinking you didn't have one in, pull out two later on)
This actually happened to the mother of a guy I dated back when I was a teen. She ended up in the ER or something (having pains). She had a tampon up in there for WEEKS. She thought she had removed it, but there was another one up there.
Honestly - I just can't fathom this....
In response to the soap/vagina thing a few pages back: I have always washed inside and out....I couldn't imagine not cleaning partially inside.....Am I the minority here?
kattitude
08-04-2008, 11:01 AM
QUOTE txchick008: I have always washed inside and out....I couldn't imagine not cleaning partially inside.....Am I the minority here?
[[how do you do quotes...!? lol]]
About the vaginal cleaning, you can Google this, I've done some reading my self as I had to self-diagnose thrush a few years ago..
but basically your vagina is structured by nature to be really good at cleaning itself out. Any soap or anything up there could disrupt the natural PH level and cause thrush. Also even just water could cause infections cause you have to use something to put it up there... it's totally best to just leave it alone in there! Your body is constantly cleaning itself, that's what your discharge is.
Hope that helps!
txchick008
08-04-2008, 11:11 AM
I have read about PH levels and that the vagina does 'cleanse itself'. However, I've been washing inside/out my enitre life, with no issues. The only thing that gives me infections, is antibiotics.
It's guess it's just a personal thing for me - if I didn't clean my va-jay-jay with soap, I just wouldn't feel clean. I don't know why - but I figured all women did this too.
All the things I learn on SW! :) Heh.
*Iris*
08-04-2008, 11:37 AM
^ I do ! and i've never had an infection in my life . I also thought it was normal . Oh well.
AlexxaHex
08-04-2008, 08:39 PM
I understand that it may be a psychological thing, but really, it can be really bad for you to put soap IN your vagina.
i.breathe.in
08-04-2008, 08:43 PM
god that just sounds like it would burn!
golden41
08-04-2008, 09:19 PM
I think soaping up my inside would really dry me out
rubyredlipsss
08-04-2008, 09:21 PM
how do you put soap up your vagina? or maybe you just shove the bar of soap up there? washing inside never occurred to me...i thought that was what discharge was for.
CKXXX
08-04-2008, 09:29 PM
I wash the outside with soap, then wash the inside with just water. No douching ..I kind of just swirl my finger in and rinse off until my finger comes back out clean.
austinatalie
08-04-2008, 10:22 PM
.I kind of just swirl my finger in and rinse off until my finger comes back out clean.
this is exactly what I do too. No soap, ever.
rubyredlipsss
08-04-2008, 10:33 PM
i hope im not smelly, cause i neeevveeer do this. i just wash outside. what if i'm one of those smelly strippers and i dont know it?!?!?! my worst fear would come true and i would die. le sigh.
i.breathe.in
08-04-2008, 10:46 PM
i hope im not smelly, cause i neeevveeer do this. i just wash outside. what if i'm one of those smelly strippers and i dont know it?!?!?! my worst fear would come true and i would die. le sigh.
well then we are both in the smelly group cuz i dont do that either!
txchick008
08-05-2008, 04:40 AM
I don't shove the soap up there or anything - lol - I just use some soapy fingers to clean the inside (not WAY up there).....doesn't burn and I haven't had issues. But wow....so TMI on this thread, isn't it? Haha!
Don't think I've ever had this type of conversation before - another reason I love SW :) LOL!
kattitude
08-05-2008, 05:30 AM
haha totally.. It's actually amazing what I've learned on here.
Thank you ladies!!
x
PS. I still don't know how to quote? Please help, I feel like a fucking moron lol
Susan-Va
08-05-2008, 05:35 AM
Go to the post you want to quote then click on the quote button in the upper right hand corner.
i.breathe.in
08-05-2008, 09:23 AM
I don't shove the soap up there or anything - lol - I just use some soapy fingers to clean the inside (not WAY up there).....doesn't burn and I haven't had issues. But wow....so TMI on this thread, isn't it? Haha!
Don't think I've ever had this type of conversation before - another reason I love SW :) LOL!
dude sw gets way more tmi then this! check out ladies only sometime haha
Perry
08-05-2008, 10:50 AM
I've got a few tame ones. My friend and I were eating dinner in the dressing room. The manager wanders back there and says, "Wow! It looks like everybody has food!"
Dancer, with her mouth full, "*Murble* you!"
Manager looks shocked, "Did you just say 'Fuck you?!'"
Me, "Yeah. She did."
Dancer, shaking her head, laughing, mouth still full, "*Murble! Murble!* You!"
Manager, "I knew all the girls hated me, but I never thought you'd just come out and say it like that!"
During a very slow night I heard a dancer joke, "I would strangle a small child to go on break right now!" (It was a no alcohol club - we got a break to run to the bar)
txchick008
08-05-2008, 11:11 AM
dude sw gets way more tmi then this! check out ladies only sometime haha
*runs to Ladies Only* (why the hell have I never been in there!?)
:P
During a very slow night I heard a dancer joke, "I would strangle a small child to go on break right now!" (It was a no alcohol club - we got a break to run to the bar)
I say things like this all the time. Usually, it's along the lines of "I would shank my way through a schoolbus for a drink/to get out of these shoes/to have dinner." I just know that someday, someone's going to kick my ass for it, not understanding that I'm completely joking.
Ruby Ruckus
08-05-2008, 02:03 PM
one time in the bathroom at work, i was with three girls, two of which i know but not very well and one i'd never worked with before. one girl was pregnant, one girl was talking about how she thought she might be pregnant.
girl 1: you shouldn't be smoking if you're pregnant
girl 2: not planning on keeping it anyway
girl 1: i think i might be pregnant. i'm not really sure. i dunno.
(totally unconcerned about being pregnant whatsoever?!?!?! what the fuck? she's only nineteen and she's like, yeah, i might be pregnant, it's whatever)
so i'm horrified already. and then the girl i don't know chimes in.
girl 3: i wish i was pregnant. i really want to have another kid. but my boyfriend told me if i got pregnant again, he would kill me. said he would throw me down enough stairs to kill me and the baby.
just nonchalantly. like an, oh well, i'd like another kid but i don't want my boyfriend to kill me sentence.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Joplin
08-05-2008, 02:36 PM
I accidentally got soap in my vag and I thought I was going to pass out it burned so bad. Maybe it was the type of soap I don't know but I can't believe people actually put soap up there themselves!
I'm not trying to be weird, but for the people who clean the inside of their vag, did yalls moms tell you to do that or did you just one day decide that you needed to clean it out? If it was the latter why? You already made it like 10 years fine (or how ever old you were when you noticed your vag) why start feeling the need to clean it?
txchick008
08-05-2008, 03:36 PM
I accidentally got soap in my vag and I thought I was going to pass out it burned so bad. Maybe it was the type of soap I don't know but I can't believe people actually put soap up there themselves!
I'm not trying to be weird, but for the people who clean the inside of their vag, did yalls moms tell you to do that or did you just one day decide that you needed to clean it out? If it was the latter why? You already made it like 10 years fine (or how ever old you were when you noticed your vag) why start feeling the need to clean it?
I've been doing it as long as I can remember (pre-teen or earlier). I honestly thought EVERYONE did it! ::)
*Iris*
08-05-2008, 04:01 PM
I accidentally got soap in my vag and I thought I was going to pass out it burned so bad. Maybe it was the type of soap I don't know but I can't believe people actually put soap up there themselves!
I'm not trying to be weird, but for the people who clean the inside of their vag, did yalls moms tell you to do that or did you just one day decide that you needed to clean it out? If it was the latter why? You already made it like 10 years fine (or how ever old you were when you noticed your vag) why start feeling the need to clean it?
I've done since I was like pre-teen and no no-one told me to, I just thought you were supposed to clean it. It has never burned me and i've used tons of diffrent soaps.
Polekitten
08-05-2008, 04:23 PM
well then we are both in the smelly group cuz i dont do that either!
I think I is a stinky stripper too. I've never cleaned mine.:-\
NewMoon
08-05-2008, 04:24 PM
My mom always taught me NOT to put soap there lol
omfgbarbie
08-05-2008, 05:07 PM
more sad than funny but..
"god im pregnant and so fucked on coke"
:s
MeanGirl
08-06-2008, 04:41 AM
ouch! on the soap in the vagina, i tried it when i was like 10 and it burned so bad my vagina has been soap free ever since.
kitten24
08-06-2008, 05:17 AM
speaking of dressing rooms I was recently at this club where the dancers had no dressing rooms..it was odd..the ladies changed in the bathroom where the clients would come in to go pottie. Has anyone heard of this before? Talking to the girls it seems like they all like working at this club because there is no ' private dances' and theres just lap dances and their performances on stage . Also, do you think they may do this at this club to keep the girls working the floor?
NewMoon
08-06-2008, 05:29 AM
^^^ I freelanced at a club where the dressing room was only for girls on schedule. Luckily they were nice enough to let me use it but another freelancer was not so lucky.
Susan-Va
08-06-2008, 04:31 PM
I worked at one that the dressing room was the custie bathroom. Hated it.
NewMoon
08-27-2008, 06:09 PM
This wasn't in the dressing room but I wanted to include it. I went to McDonald's today to use the bathroom and there was a girl staring at herself in the mirror. She tells me:
"I'm getting so fat. I don't like it at all. I used to be 105 pounds and now I'm 125. My boyfriend is the big black guy out there and he wants his women with booty so he feeds me a lot."
We leave the bathroom and I overheard:
BF: "What do you want to eat?"
GF: "Diet coke and small fries."
BF: *dirty look* Orders a medium fries..........
golden41
08-27-2008, 06:14 PM
lmao at him seriously controlling her food. waht a douche.