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PaigeDWinter
08-27-2008, 06:16 PM
We have a newish chick who is really... um... special. But her phone conversation in the dressing room recently just HAS to be posted.

Special Girl: "Man don't you dare break up with me. I will fucking stalk you, do you hear me?"

She then was shocked when whoever it was hung up on her. ::)

secretzstolen
08-27-2008, 06:35 PM
Ok, get this nasty shit.
Some girl didn't wanna wait for whoever was in the bathroom to come out, didn't go into the men's bathroom, instead came into the dressing room, and in front of all the girls took a whole bunch of tissues and stood peeing right there.
Ew.
Then threw the tissues in the garbage.
Then proceeded to flip out on a girl that mentioned it was gross. And I mean FLIP out.
Wow.

golden41
08-27-2008, 08:52 PM
She peed into the wad of tissues??

Luxurious1
08-28-2008, 10:56 AM
A girl comes in tonight from a club that got shut down recently in our town-

"You guys have no rats?"
Other dancer-"Not that i have seen"
"This is so weird. I havent sucked dick all night. I see no rats. Sometimes you just wanna suck dick and see rats. i cant work here man, fuck this club im out"

*silence*

*I start crunching on my chips* lol

Sveta
08-28-2008, 11:13 AM
We have a newish chick who is really... um... special. But her phone conversation in the dressing room recently just HAS to be posted.

Special Girl: "Man don't you dare break up with me. I will fucking stalk you, do you hear me?"

She then was shocked when whoever it was hung up on her. ::)

same girl that fingered herself and tried to make the DJ lick her finger?

Otoki
08-28-2008, 12:04 PM
She peed into the wad of tissues??


Seriously. WTF? Pee into a cup or something and go throw it in the toilet. At least the whole dressing room won't stink.

NewMoon
08-28-2008, 12:05 PM
Maybe I pee like a racehorse, but there is no way a wad of tissues could hold my piss.

Otoki
08-28-2008, 12:05 PM
A girl comes in tonight from a club that got shut down recently in our town-

"You guys have no rats?"
Other dancer-"Not that i have seen"
"This is so weird. I havent sucked dick all night. I see no rats. Sometimes you just wanna suck dick and see rats. i cant work here man, fuck this club im out"

*silence*

*I start crunching on my chips* lol

Is rats slang for something else? Because that's the only way that conversation would make any kind of sense. Then again, maybe not...

Shit, my clubs are boring.

Dottie Rebel
08-28-2008, 12:29 PM
^^^My guess is that the club she came from was a little downscale to the new club and she felt intimidated. She'd prefer a club that was a little more trashy because that's her element and she was just expressing that in a humorous way.

That's just a guess.

Polekitten
08-28-2008, 02:35 PM
same girl that fingered herself and tried to make the DJ lick her finger?

Thats just what I was thinking! Seriously Paige, your club sounds crazy!

Ruby Ruckus
08-28-2008, 03:08 PM
that rats/dicksucking thing was comic GOLD

PleasureVictim
08-28-2008, 06:33 PM
A girl comes in tonight from a club that got shut down recently in our town-

"You guys have no rats?"
Other dancer-"Not that i have seen"
"This is so weird. I havent sucked dick all night. I see no rats. Sometimes you just wanna suck dick and see rats. i cant work here man, fuck this club im out"

*silence*

*I start crunching on my chips* lol
Hilarious!

txchick008
08-28-2008, 08:05 PM
^^^

Omfg.

Elvia
08-28-2008, 08:22 PM
Holy shit. I mean, I know it's been said...but OMFG

PaigeDWinter
08-28-2008, 09:18 PM
same girl that fingered herself and tried to make the DJ lick her finger?


Yep!!

PaigeDWinter
08-28-2008, 09:19 PM
Today we had a herd of new girls bragging about how many clubs they've been FIRED from.

/:O

Sophia_Starina
08-28-2008, 09:19 PM
"You guys have no rats?"
Other dancer-"Not that i have seen"
"This is so weird. I havent sucked dick all night. I see no rats. Sometimes you just wanna suck dick and see rats. i cant work here man, fuck this club im out"


I think... I am in love.

JayATee
08-29-2008, 10:32 AM
Ok, get this nasty shit.
Some girl didn't wanna wait for whoever was in the bathroom to come out, didn't go into the men's bathroom, instead came into the dressing room, and in front of all the girls took a whole bunch of tissues and stood peeing right there.
Ew.
Then threw the tissues in the garbage.
Then proceeded to flip out on a girl that mentioned it was gross. And I mean FLIP out.
Wow.

OMG! Then at least I'm not the only one this type of thing has happened to. We only have one ladies stall at my club and I was waiting for the chick in the stall to come out when one of the other dancers came in behind me and said she absolutely could not wait and peed in front of me in the sink. She didn't even bother to disinfect the sink after either!

MysteriousMisty
08-30-2008, 06:25 AM
A girl comes in tonight from a club that got shut down recently in our town-

"You guys have no rats?"
Other dancer-"Not that i have seen"
"This is so weird. I havent sucked dick all night. I see no rats. Sometimes you just wanna suck dick and see rats. i cant work here man, fuck this club im out"

*silence*

*I start crunching on my chips* lol

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/laughing-019.gif She sounds like the type of girl a guy can be proud to bring home to mother.

noelle
08-30-2008, 04:03 PM
Omg! I have a new signature quote.

Mandy_Wood
09-09-2008, 11:35 PM
Ok, so the conversation is about accents, and I am just sitting in a corner listening to a handful of girls talk . . .

Aussie Girl: Yeah, sometimes I have a guy guess I'm from New Zealand or Wales.

Young Girl: Wales?

Aussie Girl: Yeah, but I'm from Australia.

Young Girl: *with this confused as fuck look on her face, turns away but then turns back like she just HAS to know* Like . . . from the ocean?

*All turn to her with looks of amazement*

Aussie Girl: Um . . . no. Like the country. Wales is a country.

LOL. It made me wonder what the hell she even talks to customers about. Her lip gloss, maybe?

CherryBomb954
09-10-2008, 12:01 AM
Maybe I pee like a racehorse, but there is no way a wad of tissues could hold my piss.


Oh my god NM I just shot my beer through my nose when I read that....ouch! burns!

*goes to get a wad of tissues to clean up beer*

Otoki
09-11-2008, 11:06 AM
Oh my god NM I just shot my beer through my nose when I read that....ouch! burns!

*goes to get a wad of tissues to clean up beer*
Yeah. Seriously, though, if she had to go so badly that she couldn't wait, there's no way an entire box of tissues would be enough to keep it from soaking onto the floor.

Lklucky
09-11-2008, 02:08 PM
Overheard in club...

Dancer says: "Hi I'm Veronica"
Stupid guy: "Wow like the Adam Sandler song? Like the HOLIDAY?"
Dancer looks at him bewildered "no....wait, what?"
Stupid guy: "'Hanukkah; you're jewish right?"

ViolaStrings
09-11-2008, 02:10 PM
^ lolz

StarryEyes
09-11-2008, 02:23 PM
Overheard in club...

Dancer says: "Hi I'm Veronica"
Stupid guy: "Wow like the Adam Sandler song? Like the HOLIDAY?"
Dancer looks at him bewildered "no....wait, what?"
Stupid guy: "'Hanukkah; you're jewish right?"

:sing: Smoke your mari-juanika...

Bubble
09-11-2008, 03:09 PM
:sing: Smoke your mari-juanika...:sing:I hope I get a Harmonica....

brazenpeach
09-11-2008, 07:01 PM
God, I'm so glad I'm getting educated on this forum, so I don't drop dead from shock in the dressing room! This is my favorite thread! Keep going!

gingerlee
09-11-2008, 08:41 PM
My dressing room was attached to the regular dressing room. I was getting ready for a show and I hear this....

Girl 1: 'Fuck, there's no toilet paper again. Anybody have a wipe or something?'
Girl 2: 'Fuck you bitch, I'm not sharing with you.'
Girl 1: 'Fine, I'm using your street clothes to wipe my dripping pussy. I've got all night to sit in here taking a piss.'
Girl 2: 'Fuck, you're right. Here's a damn wipe.'

:O

Luxurious1
09-11-2008, 08:45 PM
lol why dont they look for TP before they pee?! i do that anytime in in public.

Dottie Rebel
09-11-2008, 09:32 PM
^^^Haha! I ALWAYS forget and I'm like, "Some hand me some tp waaahhh!"

Djoser
09-14-2008, 01:50 AM
A girl comes in tonight from a club that got shut down recently in our town-

"You guys have no rats?"
Other dancer-"Not that i have seen"
"This is so weird. I havent sucked dick all night. I see no rats. Sometimes you just wanna suck dick and see rats. i cant work here man, fuck this club im out"

*silence*

*I start crunching on my chips* lol

:rotfl:

I know the club--the only one worse than my last club up there. I have worked with women like this, possibly even the same one, they used to move around a lot. Daytona is one strange town sometimes...

misspthesweetesttaboo
09-23-2008, 06:05 PM
Where the eff are you people putting your tampons that it comes out into the toilet when you pee?

Once it's in there, I gotta fucking FISH it out because it's waaaay back there and my vagina is waaaay too tight to just heave a ball of cotton out of it.



right

omg i thought something was wrong with me- i love "Super Cooch" any other time tho:P

misspthesweetesttaboo
09-23-2008, 06:21 PM
Her: Oh, that's not bad. Let me tell you about the time I shit on stage....


and she proceeded to tell me the story. it was quite amusing, I must say. She was prairie-dogging it and went to shake her ass in some guy's face and he tried to smack her ass, so she recoiled, but at the same time, ended up shitting...some of which ended up in his lap. Ahh yes, sweet revenge. lol



LOL prairie doggin' it! yes! lmao

Otoki
09-23-2008, 10:18 PM
Ok, so the conversation is about accents, and I am just sitting in a corner listening to a handful of girls talk . . .

Aussie Girl: Yeah, sometimes I have a guy guess I'm from New Zealand or Wales.

Young Girl: Wales?

Aussie Girl: Yeah, but I'm from Australia.

Young Girl: *with this confused as fuck look on her face, turns away but then turns back like she just HAS to know* Like . . . from the ocean?

*All turn to her with looks of amazement*

Aussie Girl: Um . . . no. Like the country. Wales is a country.

LOL. It made me wonder what the hell she even talks to customers about. Her lip gloss, maybe?
No. Fucking. Way.

*Goes and cries over the fate of humanity*

Otoki
09-23-2008, 10:20 PM
My dressing room was attached to the regular dressing room. I was getting ready for a show and I hear this....

Girl 1: 'Fuck, there's no toilet paper again. Anybody have a wipe or something?'
Girl 2: 'Fuck you bitch, I'm not sharing with you.'
Girl 1: 'Fine, I'm using your street clothes to wipe my dripping pussy. I've got all night to sit in here taking a piss.'
Girl 2: 'Fuck, you're right. Here's a damn wipe.'

:O
I'm sure those two get on splendidly with everyone. Can you imagine them in a normal work environment?

"Fuck, we're out of copy paper. Does anyone have any extras?"

"Fuck you, bitch" etc.

CKXXX
09-24-2008, 11:05 AM
Last night:

girl a :"Bitch I left with 8 dollars Fri night
girl b: "8 bet you got your ass beat...hahahahahahahaha"
girl a: "hahahaha yeah...I could have just gone to Cheetah Hallendale and sucked a dick...I"d at least have gotten $20"

oh dear god..please go back to cheetah you whore.

Otoki
09-25-2008, 04:11 PM
Last night:

girl a :"Bitch I left with 8 dollars Fri night
girl b: "8 bet you got your ass beat...hahahahahahahaha"
girl a: "hahahaha yeah...I could have just gone to Cheetah Hallendale and sucked a dick...I"d at least have gotten $20"

oh dear god..please go back to cheetah you whore.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, isn't that fucking sad, though? Shit, if she was an escort she'd be making so much more money!

Ina
09-25-2008, 05:54 PM
^^ that is some nasty shit!

Kalligirl
09-25-2008, 08:18 PM
A: Hey Girl, I need your address so I can send you coupons to get your hair done at my school.

B: Address??? Girl what you talking about address? You know I don't got one of those.

Otoki
09-26-2008, 01:26 PM
A: Hey Girl, I need your address so I can send you coupons to get your hair done at my school.

B: Address??? Girl what you talking about address? You know I don't got one of those.
...so she lives in her car? Or she just really doesn't understand what address means?

Kalligirl
09-26-2008, 06:34 PM
I don't think she lives out of her car.She doesn't have a permanent residence. She bounces. I've known her for years, she makes money, I don't know what exactly her deal is... maybe drugs..

Otoki
09-27-2008, 10:58 AM
I don't think she lives out of her car.She doesn't have a permanent residence. She bounces. I've known her for years, she makes money, I don't know what exactly her deal is... maybe drugs..
Weird. Well, at least she knows what address means...

Rockell
09-29-2008, 12:29 PM
A new girl at my club was going around to everybody asking if they had any OxyContin. She told me that she needed it really bad for her boyfriend because he had insomnia and couldn't sleep. When I told her that he should just take a sleeping pill, she says, "Yea, he would, but those things are dangerous and he doesn't want to get addicted......" Um...like a strong narcotic that is used as a substitute for HEROIN isn't addictive? WTF?

Miaowren
09-29-2008, 07:28 PM
"This is so weird. I havent sucked dick all night. I see no rats. Sometimes you just wanna suck dick and see rats. i cant work here man, fuck this club im out"



*...laughs hysterically, tries to stop and ends up crying*

That is the funniest thing I have - Oh no! My kitties ran away... But yeah. Any way you look at it that is some seriously funny shit. Jebus.

Otoki
09-29-2008, 11:19 PM
A new girl at my club was going around to everybody asking if they had any OxyContin. She told me that she needed it really bad for her boyfriend because he had insomnia and couldn't sleep. When I told her that he should just take a sleeping pill, she says, "Yea, he would, but those things are dangerous and he doesn't want to get addicted......" Um...like a strong narcotic that is used as a substitute for HEROIN isn't addictive? WTF?
That is just amazing.

Lysondra
10-02-2008, 06:08 PM
Am I the only one who thought like that conversation sounded joking?

Eden_Valentine
10-02-2008, 06:48 PM
I'm pretty sure what she overheard was sarcasm, I know I've been guilty of that before! LOL...

CKXXX
10-02-2008, 08:12 PM
No way! Just give me a *hint* to which club this happened at
PM'd you

and no it wasnt sarcasm OR a joke...you'd know if you knew these girls

Eden_Valentine
10-03-2008, 05:43 PM
LOL, you gotta love those classy girls!

I knew a few like that, they were so matter of fact about it too, but one of them got really drunk and proceeded to tell me that the manager shouldn't be ragging on her so much these days because she doesn't get drunk at work and she doesn't do sex in the booths...And she was wasted telling me this. Her friend proceeds to tell me that she just gave this old guy a hand job, then she shoves thirty bucks in my garter.

WEIRD...I just ate my bag of chips.

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