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Evie Kitty
01-31-2009, 12:47 PM
^^^ Hey P-Bunny. :) I just turned 24. I have been dancing in Jacksonville for about 3 years. Do you work in Jacksonville?
Scurvette
02-01-2009, 02:49 AM
My friend and I walked into the DR and girl A says to us: Oh my god, guess what happened last night with Girl B?
Girl B- hey can you do me a favor?
Girl A- yeah sure what's up?
Girl B- Im really constipated and I need you to put this (the end of a blusher brush) in my ass and wiggle it to get the poo out.
Girl A- ok sure.
so apparently girl A rooted around in girl B's ass with the end of a blusher brush and then girl B went to the bathroom. My friend and I was so shocked/amused that when we saw girl B we said "oh wow we've gotta see that!" thinking she would laugh it off, but oh no! She took us into the DR where girl A was and said "hey lets show the girls what we did. Girl B then proceeded to run round looking in peoples's make up bags for an object before thankfully getting out her own mascara tube. we then went into the toilet cubicle and girl B sticks one leg up against the wall, spits on the mascara and gives it to girl A to stick up her ass whilst my friend and I watched in a mix of hysteria and horror! It was the most outrageous thing Id seen in my DR in over 3 years of dancing!!
definitely not as gnarly, but i had a girl pull out my tampon once because my nails were insanely long.
(otoki, can you guess who this is? ;))
chris91
02-01-2009, 03:33 AM
i have two
overheard in the dressing room
There were some girls sitting around eating salads in the dressing room. I set up my stuff, a few minutes went by and nobody was talking. Just quietly eating salad. Then this exchange happens:
Girl 1 : BITCH, I AIN'T GOT NO SAUCE!
Girl 2 : You didn't eat it right. We got the same sauce. We all got the same sauce, bitch.
Girl 3 : MOTHERFUCKER! Ya'll bitches stole got in my sauce!
Girl 4 : You gotta toss it. Bitch, you don't know how to toss a salad?!
Girl 5 : THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING, HO!!!
Then I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
I also once heard a girl say that was starting a boob job fund for her daughter...instead of a college fund. She was serious.
Otoki
02-02-2009, 12:30 PM
definitely not as gnarly, but i had a girl pull out my tampon once because my nails were insanely long.
(otoki, can you guess who this is? ;))
Ah, so you've finally become active.:P
Otoki
02-02-2009, 12:32 PM
i have two
overheard in the dressing room
There were some girls sitting around eating salads in the dressing room. I set up my stuff, a few minutes went by and nobody was talking. Just quietly eating salad. Then this exchange happens:
Girl 1 : BITCH, I AIN'T GOT NO SAUCE!
Girl 2 : You didn't eat it right. We got the same sauce. We all got the same sauce, bitch.
Girl 3 : MOTHERFUCKER! Ya'll bitches stole got in my sauce!
Girl 4 : You gotta toss it. Bitch, you don't know how to toss a salad?!
Girl 5 : THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING, HO!!!
Then I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
I also once heard a girl say that was starting a boob job fund for her daughter...instead of a college fund. She was serious.
The first one was hilarious. The second story is really sad. Hopefully the fund will morph into a college fund.
JayATee
02-04-2009, 03:55 PM
As I was walking into the dressing room one night....
"I love it when so and so fucks me in the ass. It's so easy to take a shit the next day...."
tempest666
02-05-2009, 06:58 PM
I was sitting in the dressing room at KO's in NM when this happened. We had a new girl walk up to my buddy Natasha, who is german and ask in all seriousness "What religion are you?" Tasha looked at her incredulously and asked "What do you mean? I'm not a Nazi, if that's what you're asking!" "No, its just that you have an accent and I was wondering what religion you are" replied our young not so bright co worker. after she left we couldn't stop laughing. I almost peed myself. I think she meant to ask Tash's national origin. :P
Boo-bee
02-05-2009, 07:25 PM
Dancer: My daughter turns 18 tomorrow and she's going to be comin in here to try out but dont hire her ok?
Manager: Is she cute?
SadieN
02-06-2009, 02:06 AM
Dancer: My daughter turns 18 tomorrow and she's going to be comin in here to try out but dont hire her ok?
Manager: Is she cute?
Haha I actually work with a mother/daughter set. Daughter is smokin, so is mom but yea mom usually works days and leaves when daughter comes in but they've defiantly worked a good amount of hours together. I love it
Otoki
02-06-2009, 12:25 PM
I was sitting in the dressing room at KO's in NM when this happened. We had a new girl walk up to my buddy Natasha, who is german and ask in all seriousness "What religion are you?" Tasha looked at her incredulously and asked "What do you mean? I'm not a Nazi, if that's what you're asking!" "No, its just that you have an accent and I was wondering what religion you are" replied our young not so bright co worker. after she left we couldn't stop laughing. I almost peed myself. I think she meant to ask Tash's national origin. :P
Bwahahahah. FAIL!
Ruby Ruckus
02-06-2009, 12:31 PM
i work with a mother daughter set too. i actually prefer mom. she does magic tricks!
Susan-Va
02-06-2009, 05:38 PM
i work with a mother daughter set too. i actually prefer mom. she does magic tricks!
You gotta love Dusty!
Wintre
02-07-2009, 07:37 AM
One time a girl, whom I'd never spoken to before, was in the dressing room on the phone setting up a date and afterward she started telling me all about how he was a custie who actually wanted to date her and not just fuck her. Then she continued about how she hadn't been sexual in months.
"Damn, its going to smell like i really want it."
Alexis81
02-07-2009, 03:09 PM
"I just want all these customers to leave so I can go read my book"
:O
HoolaTwist
02-07-2009, 05:12 PM
Dancer: My daughter turns 18 tomorrow and she's going to be comin in here to try out but dont hire her ok?
Manager: Is she cute?
LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss_Luscious
02-07-2009, 06:41 PM
"I just want all these customers to leave so I can go read my book"
:O
Ha! I've said that before. Usually when the custies were lame and not buying but the manager made us stay on the floor anyway. Plus I brought really good books to work.
ChristyWild
02-08-2009, 10:35 PM
i work with a mother daughter set too. i actually prefer mom. she does magic tricks!
we have a pair of those here in Tampa too...interesting ppl to be sure
Otoki
02-09-2009, 11:11 AM
i work with a mother daughter set too. i actually prefer mom. she does magic tricks!
Ooh, does she pull a scarf out of her vagina?
I bring this up because according to the girls who were working that night (one of whom is on here and can hopefully confirm this) a girl auditioned and pulled a scarf out of her vagina as one of her tricks. She didn't win the amateur contest, and went on to throw a tantrum about how the other contestants were touching their pussies when they were specifically told not to. Yeah. Awesome.
"I just want all these customers to leave so I can go read my book"
:O
I've totally said this before. When customers are really lame, but you're told to stay on the floor, it can suck. Especially when you have a riveting book you'd rather be reading than doing stage set after free stage set.
Scurvette
02-10-2009, 02:24 AM
Ooh, does she pull a scarf out of her vagina?
I bring this up because according to the girls who were working that night (one of whom is on here and can hopefully confirm this) a girl auditioned and pulled a scarf out of her vagina as one of her tricks. She didn't win the amateur contest, and went on to throw a tantrum about how the other contestants were touching their pussies when they were specifically told not to. Yeah. Awesome.
I've totally said this before. When customers are really lame, but you're told to stay on the floor, it can suck. Especially when you have a riveting book you'd rather be reading than doing stage set after free stage set.
totally true. and during her tantrum, she made it clear that the only reason why the club didn't hire her is because they are all racist. it was amazing.
TinaLatina1989
02-10-2009, 04:43 AM
At a club in Mass:
Girl 1: I am never doing acid with C***** again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: She keeps turning into a fucking Lego!
True story.
Ruby Ruckus
02-10-2009, 12:27 PM
no. she makes dollar bills float between her hands, rolls up rags into dick shapes and makes them poke out of her thong, and has this little light that fits on the tip of her finger that she pretends comes from various places, example, other dancer's asses, or belly buttons, or her own vagina, or whatever, and then pretends to eat.
from what i've heard, she used to tell jokes onstage too, years ago.
Otoki
02-11-2009, 02:26 AM
totally true. and during her tantrum, she made it clear that the only reason why the club didn't hire her is because they are all racist. it was amazing.
I knew I forgot something.
At a club in Mass:
Girl 1: I am never doing acid with C***** again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: She keeps turning into a fucking Lego!
True story.
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trixforyou327
02-11-2009, 02:28 PM
not as crazy as a lot of the convo here but these made me chuckle.
girl: *txting to bf* hey how do u spell shoes?
me: ....ummm
girl: nvm i got it... i think
ok this is kind of nasty but i guess ill share it. so 3 months ago i stub both my toes reallll bad and the next day my toenail was swollen and purple. i thought i would fall off soon but 3 months later when i started dancing...i was on to of this guy giving a dance and *POP* 90% of my nail fell off. it was dangling and i freaked! luckily i went into the DR and told the girls. they all looked in horror and one of them was nice enough to CRAZY GLUE my toenail back on.
end of night, girls using baby wipes
girl 1: where are the trash cans?
girl 2: damn it where do i throw it
girl 1: HEY manager! we got some trashy bitches here! where are the trash cans?
manager walks by DR
girl 1: hey is ur son turning 18 soon? I want to be his first lapdance, pop his cherry!
manager: ha ha.... *grumble*
Otoki
02-12-2009, 08:56 PM
^^HOLY FUCK to the toenail story. Damn.
TravelandStrip
02-14-2009, 06:56 PM
ewww I shouldn't have read this post while I'm eating breakfast...
Otoki
02-17-2009, 11:21 AM
ewww I shouldn't have read this post while I'm eating breakfast...
Cornflakes?;)
chanzep
02-17-2009, 05:48 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA that sounds like something I would have said. last night a girl was telling a story about someone being a dick and I said she should have punched them in the face, then she told me it was a 6 year old. I made a blank face and said "so? they need to be schooled and obviously the parents are failing" and walked away. I would never punch a kid but the silence that ensued was pretty funny. They just didnt know what to do with it.
LOL this is soo funni I love this thread}:D
chanzep
02-17-2009, 06:10 PM
She's been ordered to either do two days in jail or do volunteer work.
"I ain't volunteering cause they tell me to, fuck if I volunteer for something it'll be because I fuckin want to. I'm just gonna go spend a weekend in the jail, they got hot water and flush toilets and I'll, like, fast. It'll be a little detox vacation. You couldn't pay me to feed those fucking lazy people." (in reference to the food bank/soup kitchen).
ha ha ha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
firemaiden04
02-19-2009, 03:12 AM
At a club in Mass:
Girl 1: I am never doing acid with C***** again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: She keeps turning into a fucking Lego!
Lol, that totally sounds like several of my friends.
lilymiaomiao
02-21-2009, 01:41 AM
girl: ohhhh i feel like i have poop in my thorax
me: Your thorax???
girl: yeahhhhh
friend: what happened, you eat something bad?
girl: I just had coffee!
friend: Aw yeah, that'll do it. Coffee makes you shit.
girl: No, wait! it wasn't coffee, it was a coffee drink! Like, coffee flavored!
friend: Even worse! You're probably going to have diarrhea!
girl: oh noooooooooooooooo, i'm gonna poop my thong
nina888
02-21-2009, 02:38 AM
hahah....... here is one that could only come from a miami girl (maaaaybe somewhere else but doubtful)................
"I am gunna be here everyday for the next month grinding. My Birthday is at the end of the month and my daddy (aka my pimp) is gunna let me buy myself a grill. I need to come up with 30,000 for it but that shit is worth it - all pink diamonds...... I cant wait, that shit is gunna be so fly"
Sad that someone who can conjure up 30,000 dollars in a months time can only think to spend it on a tacky ass piece of "jewlery" that only goes in your mouth and will go out of style once lil wayne is no longer famous.
Kylea2
02-21-2009, 02:48 AM
^^^ Ugh, totally tasteless.
Otoki, I loved the cornflakes comment!
echomadison
02-21-2009, 03:51 AM
girl: ohhhh i feel like i have poop in my thorax
me: Your thorax???
girl: yeahhhhh
friend: what happened, you eat something bad?
girl: I just had coffee!
friend: Aw yeah, that'll do it. Coffee makes you shit.
girl: No, wait! it wasn't coffee, it was a coffee drink! Like, coffee flavored!
friend: Even worse! You're probably going to have diarrhea!
girl: oh noooooooooooooooo, i'm gonna poop my thong
Wait, what? She had poop in her chest? Did she mean heartburn?
Electrum
02-21-2009, 09:51 AM
So I'm in the dressing room minding my own biz, and all of a sudden this chick next to me bends over in front of the mirror presenting her butthole to me. She starts telling me about her butthole and how hairy it gets and how good it looks now that she waxed it. Honestly I couldn't tell you the rest of the conversation because I was so flustered by the whole thing. I was doing my makeup and was really confused about where I should be looking, I mean, was I supposed to look into the depths of her butthole? So I just kept starring at my own face in the mirror as this chick kept on going on and on about her butthole... :O
Winged Dinghy
02-23-2009, 11:07 AM
Me and another girl were getting into our stripper garb, about to do a private bachelor party. "I really don't feel like dancing today," the other girl said. "I wish I could just do something easy, like give him a hand job."
lilymiaomiao
02-24-2009, 06:19 PM
Wait, what? She had poop in her chest? Did she mean heartburn?
Maybe shes a trilobyte. If that's the case, her poop is in the right place.
lilymiaomiao
02-24-2009, 06:28 PM
girl: Hey! This guy just gave me a free boarding pass! Is it real?
house mom: whats it say? lemme see
girl: 'R.M.S... Titanic.' It doesn't even say when it's gonna be! I dont even know how to use it!"
house mom: it says "London. Liverpool."
girl: How am I supposed to get there? Where's it leaving from??
house mom: Go online and look it up! I bet there's a website for it.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3190/2570556105_ff3b0c4391.jpg
RMS TITANIC!!!!! Helloooooooooooooooooo?!!!!!!!
And I got one of those boarding passes too. The guy obviously printed them out at home, planning to give these passes to dumb strippers as a joke. REALLY NOW. I don't know what's sadder.
JPremium
02-25-2009, 02:07 AM
Trilobytes... lol...
Here's a random throwaway line: "Nobody's done qualuudes since the 70's, you stupid bitch!"
WTF?! She sounded pissed, too.
mediocrity
02-25-2009, 07:33 AM
Yesterday, a girl on her cell:
"Don't worry baby, Im sure they still hire felons."
A.n.a.l.a.
02-25-2009, 02:15 PM
At the end of the night while all the girls are gathering in the dressing room, Dancer 1 sees Dancer 2 entering the dressing room and goes "You're Asian right?", Dancer 2 is obviously some sort of Asian, and responds, "Yeah, I'm Korean". Dancer 1 "Oh so you're not Asian? Where is Korean?". Dancer 3 who is also Asian pipes in and tries to explain to her that Korea is on the continent of Asia, therefore Koreans are Asians... Dancer 1 never gets it and drunkenly stumbles out of the dressing room. haha.....go back to school.
i'm wwwaaaayyy late responding to this. mine isn't stripper related, but just as pitiful. my bff from high school works at a library as a page. this one chick she works with asked her where she was from. my friend's family is from india but she's from ohio. friend tells other person her family is asian from india. other person proceeds to tell friend she can't be asian because she doesn't have slanty eyes! friend goes to an atlas with stupid chick and shows her india on the map of asia. how she got into college is beyond me. no wonder the rest of the world thinks americans are dumb asses!
CherryBomb954
02-25-2009, 02:40 PM
I forgot about this one, heard while I was on an out-of-town strip trip a few weeks ago:
Girl 1 was telling girl 2 about how she got pregnant using condoms and was upset because she was so careful.
Girl 2 chimes in "Well at least you use condoms, I never do! I've never worn a condom in my life. I've been pregnant a few times but they all miscarried. Probably because I have so many diseases......girl, I've never been tested for anything either, I've let so many guys cum in me I'm probably spreading disease, I'm so bad, I swear!"
BlueJeanBaby
02-26-2009, 11:12 PM
i forgot about this one, heard while i was on an out-of-town strip trip a few weeks ago:
Girl 1 was telling girl 2 about how she got pregnant using condoms and was upset because she was so careful.
Girl 2 chimes in "well at least you use condoms, i never do! I've never worn a condom in my life. I've been pregnant a few times but they all miscarried. Probably because i have so many diseases......girl, i've never been tested for anything either, i've let so many guys cum in me i'm probably spreading disease, i'm so bad, i swear!"
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...
I forgot about this one, heard while I was on an out-of-town strip trip a few weeks ago:
Girl 1 was telling girl 2 about how she got pregnant using condoms and was upset because she was so careful.
Girl 2 chimes in "Well at least you use condoms, I never do! I've never worn a condom in my life. I've been pregnant a few times but they all miscarried. Probably because I have so many diseases......girl, I've never been tested for anything either, I've let so many guys cum in me I'm probably spreading disease, I'm so bad, I swear!"
:banghead::wide-eyed:yikes:
angelicat
02-27-2009, 05:25 AM
I forgot about this one, heard while I was on an out-of-town strip trip a few weeks ago:
Girl 1 was telling girl 2 about how she got pregnant using condoms and was upset because she was so careful.
Girl 2 chimes in "Well at least you use condoms, I never do! I've never worn a condom in my life. I've been pregnant a few times but they all miscarried. Probably because I have so many diseases......girl, I've never been tested for anything either, I've let so many guys cum in me I'm probably spreading disease, I'm so bad, I swear!"
People like this are the reason that STD's have become an epidemic. Yeck. :-\
misspthesweetesttaboo
02-27-2009, 07:15 AM
some Haitian and Bahamian dancers, security guards and housemom having a random/ill-informed/pointless "Obama" conversation:
"well the Kennedy's are behind him too- and you know Black people love the Kennedy's, he freed the slaves"
first of all, no. second, wtf?
that was all i could say, i didn't even wanna go into how incorrect that statement was bc i thought she was joking at first. she wasn't though..
Susan-Va
02-27-2009, 07:41 PM
"well the Kennedy's are behind him too- and you know Black people love the Kennedy's, he freed the slaves"
Wow. Really.
Blue_Dust_Bunny
03-01-2009, 01:36 AM
I had the great pleasure to watch two girls compare vaginas the other day...
Girl 1 (she is currently pregnant and taking a break from stripping but came into the dressing room to say hi): "God, my pussy is soooo fat!
Girl 2: You can't have a fat pussy. They are supposed to have a little padding
Girl 1: No, you have to look at it *wips it out* See? Touch it! Its so squishy
Girl 2: No, mine's like that too, see?
Girl 1: No see how much bigger mine is *measures it with her hand* yours is like...no where near this thick
Girl 2: No, they're the same *pushes her mound against girl 1*...Its like the same thing
*Then they continue to get on top of the counter and further inspect themselves in the mirror
....it was like a silly porn scenario that you never would have expected to actually happen in real life
she sells sanctuary
03-01-2009, 09:11 PM
^ i actually laughed out loud over that one.
Kaelyria
03-02-2009, 11:12 PM
I am determined to read this entire thread, but I also feel the urge to add a few stories of my own before I forget -
I was onstage one afternoon, like a thursday, the bar was empty and it was my first set. I notice during the course of my routine that I had apparently sat in a mix of beer and makeup in a dressing room chair and there's an unsightly smudge on the back of my thong. I discreetly hang to the back of the stage, luckily the bar was empty any way, and when I got off stage I called my hunny to swing past the Flirt a few blocks from the club, that he hadn't quite passed from dropping me off yet, and bring me a brand new one.
Well, he comes in about 15 minutes later and passes the thong off to me really discreetly. The only person who noticed was this hand off of undergarments was little cokehead sitting at the bar, who leans in as I walk past her to the dressing room and whispers: "Are you going to share?"
I open my hand and show her the thong in it. "You think we'll both fit?"
I can only assume she thought my boyfriend was my dealer and he had just handed me drugs of some kind that she wanted to do.
---
This wasn't a DR story but fuck if it isn't as nasty as some of the stories I've just read.
I was helping another girl look for her lost earring in the dance booths and discovered that running one's fingers along the edges of the couches was a bad idea as my hand came in contact with a used condom. I washed my hands like 12 times and used a whole bottle of sanitizer.
After I told the manager about this, he moved the couches and discovered what must have been 6 years worth of used condoms and wrappers.
I never went back.
~K
Otoki
03-03-2009, 05:58 AM
hahah....... here is one that could only come from a miami girl (maaaaybe somewhere else but doubtful)................
"I am gunna be here everyday for the next month grinding. My Birthday is at the end of the month and my daddy (aka my pimp) is gunna let me buy myself a grill. I need to come up with 30,000 for it but that shit is worth it - all pink diamonds...... I cant wait, that shit is gunna be so fly"
Sad that someone who can conjure up 30,000 dollars in a months time can only think to spend it on a tacky ass piece of "jewlery" that only goes in your mouth and will go out of style once lil wayne is no longer famous.
Damn. That's pretty depressing, actually.
Otoki, I loved the cornflakes comment!
I do what I can
So I'm in the dressing room minding my own biz, and all of a sudden this chick next to me bends over in front of the mirror presenting her butthole to me. She starts telling me about her butthole and how hairy it gets and how good it looks now that she waxed it. Honestly I couldn't tell you the rest of the conversation because I was so flustered by the whole thing. I was doing my makeup and was really confused about where I should be looking, I mean, was I supposed to look into the depths of her butthole? So I just kept starring at my own face in the mirror as this chick kept on going on and on about her butthole... :O
Were you sitting on the floor when this happened? If so, I feel so bad for you. :roflt:
Yesterday, a girl on her cell:
"Don't worry baby, Im sure they still hire felons."
How touching.
I forgot about this one, heard while I was on an out-of-town strip trip a few weeks ago:
Girl 1 was telling girl 2 about how she got pregnant using condoms and was upset because she was so careful.
Girl 2 chimes in "Well at least you use condoms, I never do! I've never worn a condom in my life. I've been pregnant a few times but they all miscarried. Probably because I have so many diseases......girl, I've never been tested for anything either, I've let so many guys cum in me I'm probably spreading disease, I'm so bad, I swear!"
Sex ed fail. I feel torn about whether I'm happy or sad at the thought that all those stupid fuckers who don't use condoms with this girl are getting diseases. Seriously. If their penises fall off I'm nominating them for the Darwin Awards.