View Full Version : Overheard in the Dressing Room
Athenathefabulous
06-05-2009, 08:44 AM
^ wow. just wow.
BAMBY
06-05-2009, 06:29 PM
another statistic lol
mediocrity
06-08-2009, 12:40 PM
Dancer 1: "He only like, buys me stuff, he never gives me cash, it isn't fair."
Dancer 2: "So are you guys still getting married?"
Dancer 1: "I dunno. We looked at rings the other day."
ViolaStrings
06-08-2009, 12:51 PM
^ poor dude
Gia2608
06-08-2009, 04:51 PM
LOL that ones actually really funny.
callista
06-16-2009, 02:45 AM
Ok. It's not the dressing room, but I had a custy tell me the most amazing thing ever tonight.
"I'd be totally ok with you breaking my nose. It'd be hot."
HOLY FUCK, ummmm ok I know we've met each other before, but I think this would definately qualify as too much, too soon.
It's ok though, he let me slap him around a bit in vip, lol
callista
06-16-2009, 02:46 AM
Dancer 1: "He only like, buys me stuff, he never gives me cash, it isn't fair."
Dancer 2: "So are you guys still getting married?"
Dancer 1: "I dunno. We looked at rings the other day."
awwwwww poor guy. :-[ if you're not invested in it, which it sounds like she's not, then that's just not right.
Kylea2
06-27-2009, 10:20 AM
"Dude, those weren't features! Features have capes and $h!t!"
It made me giggle... and if you saw the show you'd totally understand.
minalynx
06-27-2009, 11:05 AM
Super skinny girl trying on a new set of thongs that are way too big "Hey I can't wear this! My goodies will show!"
Other girl "That's okay a lot of day shift girls be jamming with their clam out!"
*we all giggle*
Another girl quietly "I'm allergic to clams."
Lol - here's another one about shellfish:
Drunk Girl: "You thief! That's my dress - give it back!"
Sunburned Girl: "This is my dress, I bought it. You're just drunk & you better get outta my face."
(they get into a little scuffle until a third girl breaks it up)
Drunk Girl: "Fucken thief!"
Sunburned Girl: "At least I ain't a drunk."
Drunk Girl: "At least I don't look like a lobster!"
Third Girl: "Ooh! I like lobster!"
;D
Elvia
06-27-2009, 01:14 PM
Dancer 1: "He only like, buys me stuff, he never gives me cash, it isn't fair."
Dancer 2: "So are you guys still getting married?"
Dancer 1: "I dunno. We looked at rings the other day."
I don't know...this made me sad, because it also sounds like it might be one of those pimp type situations. Not literally, but in the sense where a girl in the sex industry gets involved with a super controlling guy who insists on taking all the cash and controlling it in a "you don't need none, girl, I buy you what you need!"
I could be wrong. Either way...ugh.
khadija
06-27-2009, 04:29 PM
One of the funniest things I have overheard is
Girl 1: Damn my pussy smells. I hope no one smells it
Girl 2: You should shower before going out on the floor!
Girl 1: Noooo! My dude loves it when my pussy stanks....
callista
06-27-2009, 11:52 PM
I don't know...this made me sad, because it also sounds like it might be one of those pimp type situations. Not literally, but in the sense where a girl in the sex industry gets involved with a super controlling guy who insists on taking all the cash and controlling it in a "you don't need none, girl, I buy you what you need!"
I could be wrong. Either way...ugh.
No matter what...... Either the girl or the guy loses. I think it's the poor guy that is about to propose, and maybe the girl is just too clueless to care? That's my first instinct.
ChoclatDiva21
06-28-2009, 10:33 AM
Yeah...there are a few girls at work that have thoes kind of boyfriends. 2 that I know of for sure, although I'm sure there are more.
These girls get dressed and sit at the bar for hours cause they cant work any longer, but aren't allowed to go home yet. And I mean they work for 12-15 hours!! 6-7 days a week. It's really sad. I mean...if you choose to work that much, more power to you. But to be forced to do it....and I'm sure they are handing all that money over, cause these girls are not well dressed strippers. Their clothes look old and dingy.
I wish they could get the courage to leave.
Yeah, those aren't boyfriends, those are pimps! I wish all women understood that the pussy is controlled by the woman whose legs it sits between!
khadija
06-28-2009, 11:31 AM
thats funny
Kylea2
06-29-2009, 01:59 AM
Dancer #1: I know a lot of prostitutes.
Dancer #2: Yeah, I do too. Whenever I smoke weed with them I tell them we gotta do personals... I don't like the taste of condoms.
*Jade*Love
06-29-2009, 02:21 AM
Dancer 1: *fixing her hair in the mirror and joking with a friend before her shift starts* Girl, I'm just about done with this! I should go join a convention..haha
Dancer 2: A what?
Dancer 1: You know, become a nun or something
Dancer 2: Oh, you mean a convent?
Dancer 1: Yeah whatever
Kylea2
06-30-2009, 04:57 PM
^^^ Haha - I'd love to see that! Stripper Nuns!
callista
06-30-2009, 11:11 PM
^^^ Haha - I'd love to see that! Stripper Nuns!
a little off topic, but a manager i worked with once dressed up as a priest every year for Halloween.
Kylea2
06-30-2009, 11:14 PM
^^^ I am highly amused by that! LOL
Scarlette_Lucre
07-09-2009, 10:38 PM
This still makes all the girls giggle.
An extras girl who cuts girls grass indiscriminately. Lets men finger her during dances and makes no secret of getting outbooked for sex (we have a strong sisterhood culture and extras girls don't last long in our club) several of us waited for her to come into the dressing room to confront her. alot of us yelling "if you're going to be a whore work in a brothel" strip clubs are for entertainment not relief.
etc... but she retorts with this gem.
"Why don't you go to the ballet and get yourself some flowers":O
and then couldn't understand why we were all doubled over laughing.
We pet named her the ukranian mackerel.::)
CherryBomb954
07-10-2009, 03:10 AM
HIGHLY AMUSED by this one tonight.........
Two girls were basically complaining about how things have been slow and shitty, etc....
One of them says "Well, I'm gonna go to Vegas next week. I'm not wasting my time here anymore"
Other girl replies "Oh yeah? Can you make money there??"
"Hell yeah! I heard you can work a weekend and leave with $100K"
Then, more banter back and forth about going to Vegas to make $100k and solve all their problems, about how dreamy and great Vegas is, and about how they are gonna go and become rich overnight.......
I DON'T even have the mutherfucking energy to try to explain what Vegas is like right now to two people who are obviously ignorant. Let them go. I can't wait to hear the story about how Vegas "sucks!!" two weeks form now.
ViolaStrings
07-10-2009, 07:55 AM
^ ahahaha, imagine how the male version of her thinks of it "Yea, free bar and blow job with every dance..."
Kylea2
07-10-2009, 11:14 AM
HIGHLY AMUSED by this one tonight.........
Wow... yeah - they obviously have no clue!
tempest666
07-21-2009, 11:20 PM
Oh god. When i first started dancing (like my third day) when i was still not quite sure what sort of people i was working with one of the girls (who i haven't actually seen dancing for a while now) was talking on her phone next to me crying her eyes out. Her conv. went something like this...
"OH GOD. they found his body. Noooooo! @#&^*&&$^%&$*^*$ what? he was fed to the pigs!?!?!?!?!" and so on
She then left home early. I was completely freaked out. I kept hoping that "fed to the pigs" actually meant "turned into the cops" but when i asked her about it a month later she told me that no, someone she knew went missing and then parts were found and the rest was fed to pigs or something. Needless to say, at the time the idea of working with someone who know someone who's body was fed to pigs totally freaked me out.
-Crimson
was it Mason verger? I'm reading hannibal right now
Fionaver
07-22-2009, 04:23 AM
ok i got one...finally!! this might not be that horrific with me retelling it, but in context it was.
stripper: (totaly thinks she is black) girl i havent work in 3 fucking weeks!! you believe that?
me: why?
stripper: well girl i blew 20,000 in 3 weeks
me: what? how?
stripper: on my kids..playing, you know i got kids
me: how many?
stripper: 6, then at the same time asks another girl if she wants any popcorn
stripper2: isnt that popcorn like 5 bucks a bag
stripper: girl!! food stamps are where its at!! i get food stamps for all my kids and we can get 5.00 popcorn.
(ok my jaw dropped at the 20000 dollar comment, but then after all this shit. i mean fuck am i the only one thinking that if she can make 20000 maybe she shouldnt be spending it on whatever she is spending it on, surely not all on her kids, maybe she should wait and save it so she can actually take care of her kids long term, oh my bad she has the government to hlp her with everything the kids NEED, she can buy her crack and shit with the money she makes at the club)
Alright, ok, I'm sure it'll sound bitter. And I'm sure it sounds horrible for me to say this (as a dancer who's been around for a WHILE) but really, I mean, really. Go on birth control and start reporting your fucking income. I mean, I do. And I made just over 26,000 last year WITH two other jobs. Maybe I sound bitter, but if you can blow 20,000 a month on food stamps then I don't really wanna hear it from you.
(I know that this probably comes off offensive to some people and I'm sorry if that's you. PM me though; let's keep things civilized for everyone else.)
MarvelGirl
07-22-2009, 12:32 PM
Alright, ok, I'm sure it'll sound bitter. And I'm sure it sounds horrible for me to say this (as a dancer who's been around for a WHILE) but really, I mean, really. Go on birth control and start reporting your fucking income. I mean, I do. And I made just over 26,000 last year WITH two other jobs. Maybe I sound bitter, but if you can blow 20,000 a month on food stamps then I don't really wanna hear it from you.
(I know that this probably comes off offensive to some people and I'm sorry if that's you. PM me though; let's keep things civilized for everyone else.)
That's not offensive at all. I'll take it one step farther: Anyone who can blow 20,000 in a month "playing" and receives food stamps is a piece of fucking shit leech on society and I sincerely hope they die of crotch rot.
callista
07-24-2009, 03:37 AM
Alright, ok, I'm sure it'll sound bitter. And I'm sure it sounds horrible for me to say this (as a dancer who's been around for a WHILE) but really, I mean, really. Go on birth control and start reporting your fucking income. I mean, I do. And I made just over 26,000 last year WITH two other jobs. Maybe I sound bitter, but if you can blow 20,000 a month on food stamps then I don't really wanna hear it from you.
(I know that this probably comes off offensive to some people and I'm sorry if that's you. PM me though; let's keep things civilized for everyone else.)
um, how is this offensive? either the chick was full of shit or she has fucking issues.... oh, i know! how about both! if you're making 20k a month, why the FUCK are you on food stamps. this makes me sick. my first roommate tried to pull this shit, and go figure.... i was too 'uptight' for her, and a 'total bitch' so she moved out.
i would have tried to get this girls real name and address and turned her into fraud. I grew up on food stamps, and my mom was working 3 jobs while trying to support myself and my severely disabled sister - she was struggling to just keep a roof over our heads. so yes, i have a BIG issue with welfare fraud.
ugh this makes me so MAD when people pull shit like this.
Otoki
07-24-2009, 08:20 PM
That's not offensive at all. I'll take it one step farther: Anyone who can blow 20,000 in a month "playing" and receives food stamps is a piece of fucking shit leech on society and I sincerely hope they die of crotch rot.
Indeed. It's one thing to get gov't assistance when you can't take care of your kids. It's another to be a dumbass with money and brag about the gov't taking care of you.
People like this are the reason so many people see people on wellfare as freeloading assholes. These are the people that get noticed.>:(
Alexis81
07-26-2009, 01:14 PM
Friday night there was a girl in my club worried that someone was going to turn her in for welfare fraud. I wish I had her full name because I would be the one to turn people in for that crap. Oh yeah she has no kids, works 5 days a week but is just greedy.
pogocat
08-06-2009, 07:16 PM
On a lighter note, here is something that sadly everyone in the club heard one night a few weeks ago. I work in an extremely loud club so you have to talk pretty loud unless your right in someones ear. I was dancing for a guy in the couch room and told him he smelled good. He responds you smell good. I moved back on his lap and right as the music cuts out he yells "I CAN SMELL YOU FROM HERE!!!". Then the music picks back up. Oh my good we both cracked up and looked mortified. He was like, "I am sooooo sorry."
Otoki
08-06-2009, 07:33 PM
On a lighter note, here is something that sadly everyone in the club heard one night a few weeks ago. I work in an extremely loud club so you have to talk pretty loud unless your right in someones ear. I was dancing for a guy in the couch room and told him he smelled good. He responds you smell good. I moved back on his lap and right as the music cuts out he yells "I CAN SMELL YOU FROM HERE!!!". Then the music picks back up. Oh my good we both cracked up and looked mortified. He was like, "I am sooooo sorry."
Bahaha, I've totally had this happen, but we were talking about super-weird shit. I think it involved animal dissection or something:P
beautifuleve
08-07-2009, 04:57 PM
Dancer A: "Do you think you could get a refund on condoms?"
Dancer B: "Why the hell do you want to return condoms? Was one broken or something?"
Dancer A: "No, *managers name* is gonna be working all weekend, so I can't use em' and I could use that 15 bucks."
Me: :O
EWEW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
*Shudder*
i've heard dumber shit from customers than dancers.
but i do have some gems
i'm touching up my makeup while two busted townie dancers
are snacking on crackers and cheeze whiz
blonde dancer: i normally don't eat cheeze whiz b/c
it goes straight to fat under your eyes
other dancer pauses and looks at me (the 'smart' dancer) for confirmation*
i firmly shake my head
okay the body can't recognize food as specific kinds
and places it in certain parts
AND THERE IS NOT FAT UNDER YOUR EYES
blonde dancer: oh! it's low in carbs
me:it's cheese. why wouldn't it be low?
blonde dancer: ya but it's processed
omfg all cheese is PROCESSED
it doesn't happen naturally
it's not like oh la la lemme pick cheese from the bush today!
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"you can get STDs from your tampon"
no, no you can't. unless you share tampons
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and my favorite joke about dancers:
"so do you ever think that when they come home
from a long shift and get ready to climb into bed
they take their clothes off and say
' argh MORE work!'
LMAO
Otoki
08-21-2009, 02:56 AM
^^The cheese comment totally made me die a little. But I'm a total cheese nerd, so that just reflects REALLY poorly on my lack of coolness:P
I like the last joke:D
JayATee
08-21-2009, 12:53 PM
omfg all cheese is PROCESSED
it doesn't happen naturally
it's not like oh la la lemme pick cheese from the bush today!
This might be the funniest thing I've ever read on here. Seriously can't stop laughing. :D
sexy_celeste
09-11-2009, 08:42 AM
"you cant get pregnant if you dont orgasm during sex"
Nice to see Sex Ed at work!
Axiom
09-11-2009, 02:23 PM
"...and I'm a lesbian, so I don't even like guys rubbing all over me."
riiiiight, like us straight girls just looooove all those nasty men rubbing all over us
firemaiden04
09-11-2009, 02:29 PM
Having a History conversation with the newish kitchen guy:
I was talking about the bunkers Winston Churchill had built under London for evacuating government members during air raids.
The kitchen guy goes, "Yeah, I read a book about Winston Churchill. He was like this bad alcoholic that kept fucking things up for George Washington during the American Revolution."
He was dead serious...
I was like, "Um, the American Revolution?"
He's like, "Yeah! You've never studied him, huh?"
I said, "Well, yeah, but you're close to 200 years off with the dates. He was the British Prime Minister during World War II."
He's like, "Oh, yeah, one of those wars."
Cause...you know...not much difference between the American Revolution and World War II.
firemaiden04
09-11-2009, 02:37 PM
Oh, and the weird kitchen guy also believed that Winston Churchill's speeches had all been written by the guy who wrote Winnie the Pooh (A. A. Milne, though he didn't know the name). I was like, where the hell did you get that idea? And I eventually realized that he was quoting the Robin Williams Live on Broadway performance where he made a joke about that--thought the joke wasn't about A. A. Milne, it was about the narrator for the original Winnie-the-Pooh cartoons. And this guy thought it was real.
All during the American Revolution, of course.
DesuvsDeath
09-11-2009, 05:48 PM
One of the craziest girls at my club (who I love) randomly found a hand towel in her car that had a hole in it that was, for lack of a better term, perfectly dick shaped.
She was leaving early with another girl, so while she waited for her she was dancing around the DR with the towel over her crotch singing "sex towelllll sex towellll you protect me from hiv sex towellll i fuck the customers through my sex towellllll sex towellll you prevent all STDs sex towelllll" in this weird monotone voice.
Her friend left to go up on stage and she runs out AT TOP SPEED barefoot and topless, wearing only pyjama bottoms with alien cows on them, tits bouncing everywhere and yelling at the TOP OF HER LUNGS "NO NO NO YOU FORGOT THE SEX TOWEL NO NO WAIT."
there's a pause, and the other girl in the dressing room, really young and kind of dirty, turns to me and asks really quietly "um... does that towel really prevent AIDS?"
AHAHAHAH. Can I trade coworkers with you? PLEEEEEASE?
DesuvsDeath
09-16-2009, 08:06 PM
AND THERE IS NOT FAT UNDER YOUR EYES
Actually. Yus there is... There's a little pad of fat under your eyes... and of course, a cosmetic procedure to remove it. Lower blepharoplasty.
Athenathefabulous
09-17-2009, 01:25 AM
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JayATee
09-17-2009, 01:56 AM
One of the craziest girls at my club (who I love) randomly found a hand towel in her car that had a hole in it that was, for lack of a better term, perfectly dick shaped.
She was leaving early with another girl, so while she waited for her she was dancing around the DR with the towel over her crotch singing "sex towelllll sex towellll you protect me from hiv sex towellll i fuck the customers through my sex towellllll sex towellll you prevent all STDs sex towelllll" in this weird monotone voice.
Her friend left to go up on stage and she runs out AT TOP SPEED barefoot and topless, wearing only pyjama bottoms with alien cows on them, tits bouncing everywhere and yelling at the TOP OF HER LUNGS "NO NO NO YOU FORGOT THE SEX TOWEL NO NO WAIT."
there's a pause, and the other girl in the dressing room, really young and kind of dirty, turns to me and asks really quietly "um... does that towel really prevent AIDS?"
There's so a girl in my club who would ask the same exact fucking question... that's so sad.
SerenaSin
09-17-2009, 06:44 AM
Hahahaha, I had a bf when I was a teenager that thought girls peed from their asshole.
The Booby Trap!!! I worked there too and witnessed the same (although that's where managment draws the line). I thought that place was terrible until I read the thread about Dives.
Hah, I worked there for 2 nights as a bartender a couple years back. Kinda sketchy place
Faye449
09-19-2009, 04:34 AM
not overheard as such but a couple of girls in my new club have had a falling out, its been going on some weeks apparently (believe me I am steering well clear of all this bitchy shit) and came to a head last night when one of them rammed her fingers down her throat and made herself sick into the other ones bag all over her street clothes, make-up etc. All was caught on the DR CCTV and vomit girl got sacked but I have to ask..............WTF?!
mediocrity
09-19-2009, 01:26 PM
not overheard as such but a couple of girls in my new club have had a falling out, its been going on some weeks apparently (believe me I am steering well clear of all this bitchy shit) and came to a head last night when one of them rammed her fingers down her throat and made herself sick into the other ones bag all over her street clothes, make-up etc. All was caught on the DR CCTV and vomit girl got sacked but I have to ask..............WTF?!
Oh WTF. That's disgusting. That's like something out of a Japanese horror movie dude. Oh man.
My gay makeup artist while doing my face yesterday at work talking to anyother girl:
Him: "Girl, don't wear that top, it makes your titties look lethargic."
Me: "I never heard boobs described as lethargic."
Him: "Honey, we got lots of lethargic titties in here."
justifymylove
09-19-2009, 03:13 PM
Oh WTF. That's disgusting. That's like something out of a Japanese horror movie dude. Oh man.
HA! "Audition"?
devilkitty
09-19-2009, 09:05 PM
LETHARGIC TITTIES....Awesome.
mediocrity
09-20-2009, 02:26 PM
ha! "audition"?
yes!
:)
DesuvsDeath
09-21-2009, 12:11 AM
not overheard as such but a couple of girls in my new club have had a falling out, its been going on some weeks apparently (believe me I am steering well clear of all this bitchy shit) and came to a head last night when one of them rammed her fingers down her throat and made herself sick into the other ones bag all over her street clothes, make-up etc. All was caught on the DR CCTV and vomit girl got sacked but I have to ask..............WTF?!
This is amazing. I love this.
mia_fey
09-21-2009, 11:35 AM
I heard this last night as a customer but it was said by a dancer to my friend who was also there.
Friend: You know you're really cute.
Dancer: Yeah I like you, I really do. But I have to go do something really disgusting...
Friend: And what would that be?
Dancer: This guy is paying me for 15 dances to eat a girl's used tampon.
Friend: Really? How much does that run?
Dancer: About $300.
Friend: Wow! I like you. Come talk to me later.
Me: :-/