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chanzep
09-21-2009, 11:43 AM
i heard this last night as a customer but it was said by a dancer to my friend who was also there.

Friend: You know you're really cute.
Dancer: Yeah i like you, i really do. But i have to go do something really disgusting...
Friend: And what would that be?
Dancer: This guy is paying me for 15 dances to eat a girl's used tampon.
Friend: Really? How much does that run?
Dancer: About $300.
Friend: Wow! I like you. Come talk to me later.
Me: :-/

ewwwwwwwwww!

Athenathefabulous
09-21-2009, 11:48 AM
I heard this last night as a customer but it was said by a dancer to my friend who was also there.

Friend: You know you're really cute.
Dancer: Yeah I like you, I really do. But I have to go do something really disgusting...
Friend: And what would that be?
Dancer: This guy is paying me for 15 dances to eat a girl's used tampon.
Friend: Really? How much does that run?
Dancer: About $300.
Friend: Wow! I like you. Come talk to me later.
Me: :-/

Wait was he paying for her to eat the tampon or was he paying for her to provide him a tampon so he could eat it? Either way that is really fucked up. I hope he wanted to eat the tampon... and if she was going to eat the tampon, what kind of girl is willing to eat a tampon for 300$? :O:eek:

CKXXX
09-21-2009, 02:38 PM
^^thats what I was thinking! Not enough money in the world would make me eat a bloody tampon..no less someone ELSE'S bloody tampon!

If it was HIM eating it though...sure. For $300, you can eat my used tampon while I laugh and point at you!

laurcon
09-23-2009, 12:51 AM
lol omg, i cannot believe i got something to add to this thread. girls are usually so composed at my work and nothing too funny to anyone that isn't there usually happens. but so i'm talking to this girl who's a top earner about how much it sucks tonight, no rooms going on....

me: ya i saw you talking to that younger muscular guy for awhile and i thought he was a definite room, i'm surprised he didn't go back!
girl: ohh that guy! ya he was pretty tough, i wasn't gonna even deal with that.
me: psh i hear that, fuck that shit.
girl: yeah he wanted 4 blow jobs in an hour!
me: that's ridiculous!

lmaooooooo it is though!! i mean, obviously on many levels! :O

DesuvsDeath
09-23-2009, 03:00 PM
A girl on her phone - "I love my job! You guys, I really just feel like this is what I was born to do this job! I'm SUCH a great dancer and I look so good and last night I even left with $80!"

This was at a club where, even in recent times... most girls are PISSED without at least a few hundred... oh... and it's all mostly done with nothing more than "wanna dance" hustle... so it's not even hard to do if you keep walking the floor.
This poor girl looked SO BAD on stage that customers were sometimes standing up mocking the moves WHILE she was on stage.
She got fired about a week later for getting caught giving a handjob. /facepalm

JayATee
09-23-2009, 03:12 PM
A girl on her phone - "I love my job! You guys, I really just feel like this is what I was born to do this job! I'm SUCH a great dancer and I look so good and last night I even left with $80!"

This was at a club where, even in recent times... most girls are PISSED without at least a few hundred... oh... and it's all mostly done with nothing more than "wanna dance" hustle... so it's not even hard to do if you keep walking the floor.
This poor girl looked SO BAD on stage that customers were sometimes standing up mocking the moves WHILE she was on stage.
She got fired about a week later for getting caught giving a handjob. /facepalm

Damn! And only walking out with $80?! Good lord. If you're gonna sell it at least be expensive!

DesuvsDeath
09-23-2009, 03:32 PM
Damn! And only walking out with $80?! Good lord. If you're gonna sell it at least be expensive!
No, no... that was her BEST NIGHT EVER!
She was making more like $20-30... rarely doing a single dance, she mostly took home what she made on stage plus maybe one dance.
Our house fee was $65 + 25% of dances... and she was never ONCE able to pay house fee... on her "good days" they'd just charge her $10-20 and call it good.

SerenaSin
09-24-2009, 06:24 AM
No, no... that was her BEST NIGHT EVER!
She was making more like $20-30... rarely doing a single dance, she mostly took home what she made on stage plus maybe one dance.
Our house fee was $65 + 25% of dances... and she was never ONCE able to pay house fee... on her "good days" they'd just charge her $10-20 and call it good.

Jeeze... how long had this girl been dancing before reaching her "all time high"? I broke $100 on my 4th or 5th day

lexilou
09-24-2009, 08:41 AM
"I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

kyrah_foxx
09-24-2009, 10:49 AM
wtf? lol

missy873
09-24-2009, 12:16 PM
lollllll

CKXXX
09-24-2009, 12:41 PM
"I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Siggy!!!!

DesuvsDeath
09-24-2009, 01:34 PM
Jeeze... how long had this girl been dancing before reaching her "all time high"? I broke $100 on my 4th or 5th day
This was probably around week three.

missy873
09-26-2009, 04:00 PM
^^^damn that's sad :(

millions_of_peaches
09-28-2009, 09:59 AM
During a conversation about girls doing extras for next to nothing, "girl why are you on clearance?!"

DesuvsDeath
09-28-2009, 12:02 PM
From the other side of the wall I hear, "What's that you're reading? Oh. I read that. But fuck that. That's a book on being a good stripper. I started writing a book, live five years ago. It's about, fucking... being a good person. Because like, evne though I'm a stripper... I'm a really good person."
The conversation is interrupted by her phone going off... where she proceeds to have an argument with her boyfriend about her meeting up with a customer outside of work... and she's, like, explaining that it's not as bad as he thinks... because she only met him somewhere and let him pay for stuff... then she gets off the phone and says "Well that wasn't so bad. I think he'll forgive because like... I didn't tell him what really happened. Like I just told him that I met up with this guy and he doesn't know the truth... so I think He won't stay mad."

Clearly. This girl knows a lot about being a good person.
We could learn a lot from her. /facepalm.

Athenathefabulous
10-27-2009, 06:14 PM
A girl was one the phone at work.

Conversation starts like this:

"oh my god I need to go on the nuva ring."

ok sounds reasonable enough. until i heard the rest of her conversation

"because like chad wont pull out and im going to get pregnant... --more banter-- he like wont wear a condom or pull out so i really need to go on the ring --more talk--- but he just wont pull out"

the discussion of the girlfriend saying she needed to go on birth control because this guy wouldnt pull out or use protection went on for about 10 minutes. I wanted to grab the phone from her ear, shake her, and be like "THERE IS SUCH AN EASY SOLUTION TO THIS!" but i restrained myself :-/

Otoki
10-27-2009, 09:41 PM
"THERE IS SUCH AN EASY SOLUTION TO THIS!"
More cowbell?

Seriously, though, I'm glad I didn't overhear that convo. I talked to a girl once who'd had a LOT of abortions and doesn't bother using bc because she got pregnant on it multiple times (it wasn't the ring or shot, so I'm guessing she could have been taking it incorrectly, although there are definitely people who get pregnant no matter what bc they're on) AND she said they didn't use condoms because "my babydaddy doesn't like condoms".

...Well, your babydaddy doesn't have to get a fucking vacuum shoved up his vagina, so I think he can endure the pain and suffering of wearing a condom.

That discussion made me hate humanity for a really long time.

Miss_McKenna
10-27-2009, 11:47 PM
A girl on her phone - "I love my job! You guys, I really just feel like this is what I was born to do this job! I'm SUCH a great dancer and I look so good and last night I even left with $80!"

I've definitely seen this happen too, it's insane. One girl at my club (sweet girl too, I used to chat to her when it was quiet) would take home around $40 or so nightly, after paying her tipout, and she was happy with it! Now don't get me wrong, its good to be grateful for what you have, but... $40???

One Friday night the club was packed, and we were in the dressing room discussing goals etc for the night. She got really excited about the club being so busy and said something like 'Man, if I can take home $100 I'm gonna be so happy, you don't even know!!'.... cue every girl in the DR falling silent and turning to stare at her.

:-\

mediocrity
10-28-2009, 01:49 PM
A girl was one the phone at work.

Conversation starts like this:

"oh my god I need to go on the nuva ring."

ok sounds reasonable enough. until i heard the rest of her conversation

"because like chad wont pull out and im going to get pregnant... --more banter-- he like wont wear a condom or pull out so i really need to go on the ring --more talk--- but he just wont pull out"

the discussion of the girlfriend saying she needed to go on birth control because this guy wouldnt pull out or use protection went on for about 10 minutes. I wanted to grab the phone from her ear, shake her, and be like "THERE IS SUCH AN EASY SOLUTION TO THIS!" but i restrained myself :-/

There are still people that think pulling out is a form of birth control? I always wonder how they believe that.

Oh jesus. No wonder there's so many idiots with a whole mess of kids.;)

chitownchick
10-28-2009, 03:20 PM
ok here are a couple from the same girl:

our dj is named fred, not his really name, and she was talking about him

girl: everyone has messed around with fred, i mean jenna thinks she is special because she is dating him but he has messed around with every girl in here

me: really? i didnt know that

girl: i mean i have messed around with him, everyone has, havent you?

me: uhhh no

girl: well uhh i mean like flirting you know, i mean i have flirted with him

me: uhh no i have a boyfriend, and i wouldnt fuck him or flirt with him because he apparantly fucks everyone else

girl: ohh well i mean i wouldnt fuck him either

(ok dumbass you just admitted you basically did, your an idiot. some girls are just so dumb. i guess she assumed everyone is a whore)

then this came from the same girl:

girl: i have to be fucked up to work adn i have only had 6 shots and im for sure not messed up enough to work. is there anyone that can do this job sober?

me: i can, and then 3 other girls chime in and say they arent drunk or fucked up and dont mind doing this job sober

girl: weird because i could never take off my clothes in front of people if i werent fucked up really bad, i thought everyone was like that, well they cant make me go on stage yet i need to have a couple more shots, is there anyone out there that can buy me some?

after hearing this i said, maybe you need to look into another job, this probably isnt the right one for you if you have to be plastered to get on stage.

kittytheflamingo
10-31-2009, 12:04 AM
Really dead night, so I'm sitting in the DR reading. Girl across from me is complaining about the night and noticing I'm not giving her any sympathy.

Her: What are your reading?
me: A book about Auchwitz (I'm a history geek)
Her: what's that?
me: a concentration camp
Her: what's that?
me: you know, like, WWII, nazi germany, the holocaust?
her: (thinks real hard for a minute) no, never heard of it...

ViolaStrings
10-31-2009, 12:35 AM
^ WTF?!

SpeakngEZ
10-31-2009, 01:43 AM
I've definitely seen this happen too, it's insane. One girl at my club (sweet girl too, I used to chat to her when it was quiet) would take home around $40 or so nightly, after paying her tipout, and she was happy with it! Now don't get me wrong, its good to be grateful for what you have, but... $40???

One Friday night the club was packed, and we were in the dressing room discussing goals etc for the night. She got really excited about the club being so busy and said something like 'Man, if I can take home $100 I'm gonna be so happy, you don't even know!!'.... cue every girl in the DR falling silent and turning to stare at her.

:-\

Egads, that happens at my club more than I realized until this conversation:

Newish girl: It was great, I got two dances and he tipped me $10, too! Ok, I can relax now that I've made my goal....

Me: If you don't mind me asking, what was your goal today?

Her: $50, it is every day. (She seems content.)

Me, after a long, wide-eyed stare: You need to be shooting for $200.

Her: WHAT? Who the hell is giving you $200???

I never saw her again after that day. And she still has my black top.

M3wlove
11-01-2009, 09:11 PM
dancer 1: man you know im tiiired of my kid beating other kids in the face...hes got such a temper. shakes head.

dancer 2: thats too bad..

dancer 1: youre telling me! always running round saying fuck my dad, my dad sucks. i dont wanna hear em saying this shit jus cause his dad's in jail.

dancer 2: how old is he?

dancer 1: he's almost 5

:ill:

other night-

dancer: i cant believe the stupid shit i say to the customers. sometimes i look at their face change and im like, uh oh, maybe i shouldnt have said that to them..

firemaiden04
11-01-2009, 10:36 PM
I had a customer awhile back stop me to tell me that he really loves my "child-bearing hips" and my "tits that were just made for making milk." He went on this whole thing for several minutes, getting obviously really excited about it, and I just stood there with my mouth open, staring at him.

He turned out to be some other dancer's "regular," and she got all jealous that he was giving me those compliments. I was like...um...you can have him.

M3wlove
11-01-2009, 10:47 PM
omg...thats hilarious and gross...i wouldve made him tip me extra

mediocrity
11-04-2009, 06:11 PM
Me: [online, reading postsecret]
Girl: [comes up behind me] OMG! Are you playing World of Warcraft?!
Me: No, it's a website called Postsecret.
Girl: Oh.

Haha.

goldi
11-04-2009, 06:16 PM
lmfao.^^ df?

rocketgirl
11-04-2009, 08:34 PM
not overheard as such but a couple of girls in my new club have had a falling out, its been going on some weeks apparently (believe me I am steering well clear of all this bitchy shit) and came to a head last night when one of them rammed her fingers down her throat and made herself sick into the other ones bag all over her street clothes, make-up etc. All was caught on the DR CCTV and vomit girl got sacked but I have to ask..............WTF?!


At a club I worked at a girl was pissed at another girl so she brought MOUSE GUTS and put them in her bag. She got them because her kids had a pet snake so they had mice that they fed it. This means she ripped the fucking mouse apart before putting it in the girl's stuff. Of course she got fired. She was probably the most cracked out scary ghetto bitch I ever have come across.
The victim was kind of my friend. I felt so bad for her >:(

ihearthepole
11-09-2009, 01:20 AM
At a club I worked at a girl was pissed at another girl so she brought MOUSE GUTS and put them in her bag. She got them because her kids had a pet snake so they had mice that they fed it. This means she ripped the fucking mouse apart before putting it in the girl's stuff. Of course she got fired. She was probably the most cracked out scary ghetto bitch I ever have come across.
The victim was kind of my friend. I felt so bad for her >:(

What a fucking bitch. I would've taken the guts back out of my bag and smeared the guts on her face!

DesuvsDeath
11-09-2009, 05:14 AM
Me: [online, reading postsecret]
Girl: [comes up behind me] OMG! Are you playing World of Warcraft?!
Me: No, it's a website called Postsecret.
Girl: Oh.

Haha.
If they would've asked me I would've laughed and called them a n00b.
And the answer would've been yes.
>___>
<___<
>___>';

ViolaStrings
11-09-2009, 02:59 PM
^ same here!

mediocrity
11-09-2009, 03:02 PM
Me: I've always wanted to visit Belgium.
Girl: Oh, I would never visit there. I couldn't get used to the pounds and pence stuff.
Me: [staring blankly] Dude, they use the Euro.
Girl: Oh. Is a dollar still a dollar in Euro?
Me: Yes, over there it is. They only use pounds and stuff in the UK.
Girl: Right! In the Ukraine, right?
Me: No. United Kingdom. Britain.
Girl: How do you know?
Me: [facepalm]

ViolaStrings
11-10-2009, 11:38 AM
^ what.

JayATee
11-12-2009, 12:32 PM
Me: [online, reading postsecret]
Girl: [comes up behind me] OMG! Are you playing World of Warcraft?!
Me: No, it's a website called Postsecret.
Girl: Oh.

Haha.

Dude if I could get WoW on my phone.... holy shit... LoL.

monicabi
11-12-2009, 09:35 PM
all i hear in a dressing room - i fucked this bitch up, i gave her a black eye... i got so fucked up last night....i am moving now..

M3wlove
11-15-2009, 07:13 PM
i just blew 1500 this week again i dunno where the fuck it went (while ordering thai food and buying 2nd dress of the night)
- obnoxious dancer

Lola_sinn
11-17-2009, 03:21 PM
Ditzy Blonde: I dropped my curling iron and now I have this nasty burn mark on my tummy that I can't cover up with makeup!

Me: Here I have some greasepaint, try that.

Ditzy Blonde: (tries it) Nope it's not working either, nothing is covering this up!

Drunk Ditzy Blonde: Hunny come over here, I will fix it for you, I can cover anything up! (She actually covers it up and it looks flawless)

Ditzy Blonde: Wow, that is amazing! You did such a good job!

Drunk Ditzy Blonde: Yeah, I'm really good at hiding stuff with makeup because my ex used to beat me!

mediocrity
11-17-2009, 06:15 PM
^^ Is it bad that I laughed?

Lola_sinn
11-17-2009, 09:41 PM
I laughed too when she said it. She wasn't offended though, she's a pretty social drunk and has a good sense of humor. ::)

BoxOfPandora
11-19-2009, 09:06 AM
Hey, at least he's an ~ex.~

I love all the drugs that go around.

Recovering coke head: "I've been clean for two weeks! I'm just drinking and ding pills!"

Girl who travels from the city and sells drugs: "Man, she be spyin on me!" <-- obvious paranoia every time the bartender comes into the dressing room.

The usual white girl who listens to hiphop and says she only dates black guys: "E is so good especially after I throw up!" Me and the only other clean girl there exchange looks. The "What's wrong with this picture?" look.

And of course: "Bitch stole my blunt!"

This one isn't about drugs, but a couple girls (who I know aren't using bc) are complaining about when they have sex before work, they have cum drip out of them. (At least they specified it was with their boyfriend...)

This one girl has three kids, all between 4 and 6.
Me (genuinely curious): What do your kids think you do?
Her: They know I suck dick.
I know my question was kind of stupid too.

We don't serve alcohol, but there's a bar a few doors down that opened a few months ago, and since then, girls have wasted so much time there (and our manager is a fucking pushover, he won't do anything about it). But this one new girl spent the whole time drinking in the back room, going to the bar, and only worked when she was on stage. And our club is very high hustle, if we're not on stage or doing a regular dance, we're going around dancing for dollars that usually add up to a lot.
"Do I have to pay house fees if I don't make enough? I only made $20."
Then she proceeded to complain that a cab costs her $25 each way. She has a DWI and is still on probation. You'd think that if it cost you $50 just to get to work, plus $30 in house fees, you'd work harder and stop wasting time and money on drugs and alcohol. I kept my mouth shut on what was wrong hoping she would quit. No, still there.

Betch: "MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!"
5 minutes later...
DJ: *comes into dressing room.* First, what do you wanna hear? Second, the whole club heard that your asshole is on fire.
We were all laughing our asses off.

GlitterBexie
11-19-2009, 12:45 PM
............

sananeko
11-19-2009, 04:32 PM
Not a dancer yet.. but was shown the dressing room and got caught up in this.

Girl: He beat me again.. I can never seem to find a good man.

Manager: Well If you stop picking them up off the floor you might find something better.

Girl: This is the only place I ever go to.. *Looks to me* How is your man.

Me: Smart and taken.

DesuvsDeath
11-19-2009, 05:37 PM
So. We get this new girl out here from Vegas last night... and the most overdramatic girl at our club immediately latches onto her...
And she's telling her "Well, I mean, I guess you can get used to it out here... but don't talk to anyone out here... bitches be so fucking fake. Fake personality, fake tits, fake hair, fake eyelashes..."
At this point she glances over at me (the only other person in the DR) and goes "Oh, uh... I didn't mean your fake hair... or eyelashes..."

Really? How comforting. >_>;

JayATee
11-19-2009, 05:39 PM
So. We get this new girl out here from Vegas last night... and the most overdramatic girl at our club immediately latches onto her...
And she's telling her "Well, I mean, I guess you can get used to it out here... but don't talk to anyone out here... bitches be so fucking fake. Fake personality, fake tits, fake hair, fake eyelashes..."
At this point she glances over at me (the only other person in the DR) and goes "Oh, uh... I didn't mean your fake hair... or eyelashes..."

Really? How comforting. >_>;

LoL! She's from Vegas and being told how fake girls are?! Im highly amused.

DesuvsDeath
11-19-2009, 07:56 PM
^^^AND by the fakest person in the club.

M3wlove
11-22-2009, 10:23 PM
completely random incident.

there was a dollar in pieces in the dressing room and this happy drunk girl comes in, sees it and goes, who ripped up this dolla'? someone be like, FUCK that dolla, i dont want a fuckin' dolla?

housemom- i dont know why these girls keep dropping their panties here. i always go home with panties in my pocket. im scared im gonna get searched on the subway one day and hafta explain that.

i didnt want to ask why she picked them up O_O

kittytheflamingo
11-23-2009, 03:09 AM
girl telling me about her latest conquest- "My pussy was pissed the fuck off!"

pinkDOLLY
11-23-2009, 10:07 AM
some girl yelling in the dressing room asking the house mom for the feminine spray....

"MOMMMMMM WHERE"S THE PUSSY SPRAY!?!"