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mediocrity
02-27-2010, 07:00 PM
it's really funny when they say it and dont have a medical school in the town they live in.
I've seen that with law and med school. It's funny.
I have had people say that to me though, because there's no medical school in Austin. I'm planning to do the commute to San Antonio- it's only an hour and change. I don't even care.
DesuvsDeath
02-27-2010, 09:42 PM
I always make jokes about it with my customers.
I always get customer's who are like "So what else do you do? Let me guess... you go to school?! roflol" all sarcastic like.
Because they ALL say that's what they do. :P
Otoki
02-27-2010, 10:33 PM
I always get customer's who are like "So what else do you do? Let me guess... you go to school?! roflol" all sarcastic like.
Because they ALL say that's what they do. :P
Yeah, I get that sometimes. Most people who've been to my club at least once know that at least half of the girls are actually going to school, but there are some girls who lie about it, which pisses me off, because it feeds into those stupid "all strippers lie about school" stereotypes.
pdxslc
03-01-2010, 06:04 AM
That is disgusting, and even though those are changed names ... it makes me wanna change my stage name. I'm Violet. *shudder*
Lol! Sorry about the name choices! No harm meant :) But, yeah, it was pretty gross. I was quite horrified.
pdxslc
03-01-2010, 06:11 AM
So, this wasn't overheard, because I was definitely involved in the conversation. We were talking about anal sex, about half the girls hadn't had it before, and half of us had. The girls who hadn't had it wanted to know what it was like, so some of the comments were:
"Well, one time when I was getting anal really hard I ended up shitting all over my boyfriend's dick."
"Oh yeah, anal can be, like, a total laxative. It's good when you're constipated."
And: "The worst is when you don't use a condom during anal... You have to shit out the cum, and it's like *pffftttthhhhhppppp* (very graphic juicy farting noise, paired with hand gesture of cum slowly coming out of one's ass)"
I love my dressing room. For reals.
So, this wasn't overheard, because I was definitely involved in the conversation. We were talking about anal sex, about half the girls hadn't had it before, and half of us had. The girls who hadn't had it wanted to know what it was like, so some of the comments were:
"Well, one time when I was getting anal really hard I ended up shitting all over my boyfriend's dick."
"Oh yeah, anal can be, like, a total laxative. It's good when you're constipated."
And: "The worst is when you don't use a condom during anal... You have to shit out the cum, and it's like *pffftttthhhhhppppp* (very graphic juicy farting noise, paired with hand gesture of cum slowly coming out of one's ass)"
I love my dressing room. For reals.
Omg lol, that's hilarious.
My fave response to 'How does anal feel like?' is 'It's like having a dick in your ass'.
Autumn Lily
03-01-2010, 08:24 PM
I've heard Anal feels like the really awesome feeling that you get when you're shitting out a thick, solid turd, only backwards.
O_o
rubyredlipsss
03-03-2010, 12:55 PM
What is it with strippers all claiming to be in school... or specifically med-school...
Speaking of shit overheard in the dressing room...
If I had a dollar for every stripper who told me they were going into medschool... I could retire.
Not saying anyone is or isn't.
Just saying. That belongs on a list of stripper stereotypes.
yeah i'm in school and talked to some strippers that are in 'school'...only to find out they're in community college taking one class...like good for them but i'm sorry that doesn't constitute a student. people probably don't believe me when i say i plan on getting either a masters or possibly going straight into a phd program so i dont say anything. then again most customers are dumb though. i tell them i'm a political science major (actually i'm not but my major is way too difficult to explain) and they're like, "what's that?" seriously?
ViolaStrings
03-03-2010, 01:32 PM
You know, most of them don't actually want you to be smart or a student, no matter what they say to the contrary.
josie
03-03-2010, 02:02 PM
You know, most of them don't actually want you to be smart or a student, no matter what they say to the contrary.
So true.
AngelCummings
03-04-2010, 05:39 AM
I'm a premed student for real lol but I'm only a sophomore in undergrad
ViolaStrings
03-04-2010, 08:59 AM
Realistically, most pre-med and pre-law students don't make it into grad school, just saying. No one is impressed by "pre" anything.
Guys really don't want to hear that shit at a strip club, anyways. Tell them you're in nursing school or paralegal school or something equally submissive and classically feminine. Men don't come to clubs for female empowerment, they come to relax and feel good about THEMSELVES. For most men, meeting a woman who could be smarter than them in a really unsettling and disconcerting experience. If you portray yourself as smarter than them, even unintentionally, they're going to be turned off. Most of the guys who spend consistently are in mundane, middle management jobs. They don't want to be dazzled by YOU, they want to feel good about themselves. Remember, the more of an brainless sex object you portray yourself to be, the more money you'll make off REAL customers, not just the ones who are there trying to pick you up by saying "Oh, you're so smart!" THE STRIPPER is the one who is supposed to be saying that!
Athenathefabulous
03-04-2010, 12:25 PM
Realistically, most pre-med and pre-law students don't make it into grad school, just saying. No one is impressed by "pre" anything.
Guys really don't want to hear that shit at a strip club, anyways. Tell them you're in nursing school or paralegal school or something equally submissive and classically feminine. Men don't come to clubs for female empowerment, they come to relax and feel good about THEMSELVES. For most men, meeting a woman who could be smarter than them in a really unsettling and disconcerting experience. If you portray yourself as smarter than them, even unintentionally, they're going to be turned off. Most of the guys who spend consistently are in mundane, middle management jobs. They don't want to be dazzled by YOU, they want to feel good about themselves. Remember, the more of an brainless sex object you portray yourself to be, the more money you'll make off REAL customers, not just the ones who are there trying to pick you up by saying "Oh, you're so smart!" THE STRIPPER is the one who is supposed to be saying that!
Usually thats the case, so when asked what i do i tend to leave school out of it.
But on the other hand, there are a lot of customers who LOVE the smart barbie stripper thing. And when you find one, they will pay a lot. But when i find one, i discuss math and can discuss some really nerdy things (I Graduated with a degree in math) instead of saying the stereotypical and overused premed bullshit. Ive made some very good money off of the guys who like the nerdy girl!
ViolaStrings
03-04-2010, 01:15 PM
Agree, there is the rare guy who is REALLY turned on by a smart, hot stripper. But those guys are usually very secure in themselves and have a good attitude towards women in general. In other words, they're not the usual 99% of our customers who have low self esteem, who are frustrated in their marriages, and are threatened by modern women and come to the strip club to be around some dumb, hot, easily impressed, obedient women.
mediocrity
03-04-2010, 02:40 PM
Usually thats the case, so when asked what i do i tend to leave school out of it.
But on the other hand, there are a lot of customers who LOVE the smart barbie stripper thing. And when you find one, they will pay a lot. But when i find one, i discuss math and can discuss some really nerdy things (I Graduated with a degree in math) instead of saying the stereotypical and overused premed bullshit. Ive made some very good money off of the guys who like the nerdy girl!
I always call myself Intellectual Barbie as a joke, because now with this stupid fucking strawberry blonde hair, I look like malibu barbie. I dyed it for the money. Boo.
Otoki
03-04-2010, 08:37 PM
Agree, there is the rare guy who is REALLY turned on by a smart, hot stripper. But those guys are usually very secure in themselves and have a good attitude towards women in general. In other words, they're not the usual 99% of our customers who have low self esteem, who are frustrated in their marriages, and are threatened by modern women and come to the strip club to be around some dumb, hot, easily impressed, obedient women.
I think it depends on where you work. I definitely agree with the above...when I work in Fargo or hick areas. When I work at my club in MPLS, I only play dumb to really dumb guys. Most of the guys here are here for fun, and a lot of the big spenders like girls who can carry a conversation. The college boys tend to spend more on the girls who are also in school, I think because they feel like we know each other's pain:D
In Fargo, on the other hand, most of the students don't spend jack, and implying intelligence or saying you don't drink will kill your money.
Athenathefabulous
03-05-2010, 03:43 AM
I think it depends on where you work. I definitely agree with the above...when I work in Fargo or hick areas. When I work at my club in MPLS, I only play dumb to really dumb guys. Most of the guys here are here for fun, and a lot of the big spenders like girls who can carry a conversation. The college boys tend to spend more on the girls who are also in school, I think because they feel like we know each other's pain:D
In Fargo, on the other hand, most of the students don't spend jack, and implying intelligence or saying you don't drink will kill your money.
Yea it definitely is regional. Cleveland i did well acting smart (???), pittsburgh i only made money when i acted dumb as rocks, NOLA everyone was so drunk and so from everywhere that intelligence didnt matter-- i just did the overly sexual hustle most of the time and remained neutral on the intelligence front, and in ATX- im still figuring it out but the overly sexual one seems to be the winner here again.
rubyredlipsss
03-05-2010, 02:18 PM
if school becomes part of the conversation, i usually end up saying something along the lines of "it's gonna take me forever to graduate!" they usually shut up after that and i change the subject. at my old club when i was a complete newb, it seemed like i was always talking about school, now i rarely do...and when i asked what uni i go to, i tell them one that isn't a very good one...even though i go to a really good uni. after reading a couple of these comments, i realize i need to change my fake major again...in fact i won't have one...i'll just be 'undecided'
pdxslc
03-06-2010, 04:17 PM
Realistically, most pre-med and pre-law students don't make it into grad school, just saying. No one is impressed by "pre" anything.
Guys really don't want to hear that shit at a strip club, anyways. Tell them you're in nursing school or paralegal school or something equally submissive and classically feminine. Men don't come to clubs for female empowerment, they come to relax and feel good about THEMSELVES. For most men, meeting a woman who could be smarter than them in a really unsettling and disconcerting experience. If you portray yourself as smarter than them, even unintentionally, they're going to be turned off. Most of the guys who spend consistently are in mundane, middle management jobs. They don't want to be dazzled by YOU, they want to feel good about themselves. Remember, the more of an brainless sex object you portray yourself to be, the more money you'll make off REAL customers, not just the ones who are there trying to pick you up by saying "Oh, you're so smart!" THE STRIPPER is the one who is supposed to be saying that!
I will agree with this as far as dances go, but I've made the vast majority of my private show sales by showing my smarts at least a little (I'm in grad school - mentioning this is often helpful). A huge percentage of my customers who spend a lot say they're glad to finally find a girl who can hold a decent conversation and/or is "going somewhere in life" (I realize this is a bit insulting to our profession, but it's what they say). So... for me it has paid off quite well to show that I'm smart. That being said, I still giggle a little too much and flirt like an idiot.
ViolaStrings
03-06-2010, 05:40 PM
I don't understand this whole feeling better about giving money to a student as opposed to a non-student stripper. You make a lot more than you NEED to go to school as a stripper. You could work at McDonald's and get through school. Do they really think we HAVE to strip? Do they really think it makes them paying money to a stripper less dirty and more charitable? They don't GIVE it to us, they make us earn it with sex work and emotional work. I hate that they feel like they're somehow nicer or less perverted because the stripper just so happened to be a student.
Kylea2
03-06-2010, 09:27 PM
^^^ You've almost vocalized how I feel on the topic. I used to be a student, but I'm not anymore, I graduated. However, it really irritates me when customers think students are more deserving of the money - especially when the girl on the receiving end doesn't even like dancing. I do like dancing, and I think I'm equally deserving. If the student doesn't want to be dancing then go find other work!
CKXXX
03-07-2010, 10:49 AM
Mc Donalds? Really? How much was your school(if you went..I dont know if you did). I started college in 1991. It was a small school..not Ivy League. Theres NO way I could have paid for that working at McDonalds. Plus room and board...or rent if you live off campus. Other bills, food, books, lab fees....no freakin way.
You'd have to on a really good scholarship or have parental help ( I had a little of both) to do that. Or student loans or grants...which not everyone qualifies for. I couldnt get any more help because my parents made too much(and they were barely getting by.not like they were rich) I worked in college...at the mall. Prob about the same pay as McD's..I think I made min wage. That was enough for me to buy food, put gas in the car my parents bought me and little things like that.
No way could I have fully supported myself AND paid tuition and school fees on that money.
Otoki
03-07-2010, 10:49 AM
I don't understand this whole feeling better about giving money to a student as opposed to a non-student stripper. You make a lot more than you NEED to go to school as a stripper. You could work at McDonald's and get through school. Do they really think we HAVE to strip? Do they really think it makes them paying money to a stripper less dirty and more charitable? They don't GIVE it to us, they make us earn it with sex work and emotional work. I hate that they feel like they're somehow nicer or less perverted because the stripper just so happened to be a student.
Most of the guys who find my student status appealing went to school themselves at some point, so I think it makes them relate to me more. Plus I think they have stupid stereotypical ideas in their heads about what strippers do with their money (a lot of which is based in fact, but it's just unfair to make that assumption about such a diverse group of workers) so if they know it's at least partially going to tuition (and a debt-free future) they feel like it's less likely to be blown on stupid shit, and they feel like their dollar is going to matter more to us.
I think it's fucking stupid if anyone thinks only student strippers are "earning" their money. We're all doing work for it, school or no school. But after working at some clubs where a majority of the girls blew their money on crap they didn't need and then complained about being broke, I can understand why some customers think giving money to a student is a better way to spend it (like an unofficial scholarship). School or no school, I prefer that the money goes to dancers who spend their money wisely rather than girls who don't save anything, don't save for their future (when they can afford to, I understand that times are tough in a lot of clubs right now), and just go buy expensive clothes and cars instead. I think the school thing makes the customer assume that the money is going to be put to "good use", even if that girl's school only costs $3000/year. It's an illusion a lot of the time, but if it makes customers spend more money...*shrug*
Oh, and on the working at McDonalds thing: yes, you can work a minimum wage job and still go to school...if you're OK with a ton of debt. For those of us who don't have parental help, or choose not to accept it, that's not a realistic option. I also hate the idea of going into debt by taking out student loans, but even with my scholarship I was paying 8000-9000/year just for tuition. A lot of tuition is in the $20,000's, so I'm really confused by the McDonalds statement, unless you're including student loans.
I think seeing students at work makes the customers think we're hard workers AND smart with our money (even though a lot of student dancers are also going out and wasting what they make).
Does that make sense?
ViolaStrings
03-07-2010, 11:03 AM
I am including student loans, because that is how most other people do it. You don't HAVE to strip.
I don't mean to start a debate, because I have been a student and a non-student stripper. The one stripper I know who is the smartest with her money didn't even graduate high school. She's worked 6-7 nights a week for the past 3 years, saves like mad, and is going to start her own business. She's going to make her own money and work for herself for the rest of her life.
In the end, the customers are there to buy dances and feel good about themselves, and if they need a student to do that so they can feel like perverted philanthropists, then that's fine.
rubyredlipsss
03-07-2010, 01:19 PM
a few nights ago, there's this girl who works in my club who is very strange. quick description of her: she wears a bad wig and grandma shoes (little platforms that have velcro...all the other dancers for the most part look GOOD) she gets on stage with her towel and will get on all fours on it and put her head down and stay there for a good minute of the song, stands up and walks across the stage back and forth and then sits back down on her towel. her favorite 'move' is to take her thong off and put it around her neck, i've seen her also take a big whiff of her underwear. weeeelll, one night she was talking on the phone with her boyfriend and the convo went a little like this:
dancer: "you done slept with like 1,000 people"
boyfriend: "blah blah blah...(dunno what he's saying)"
dancer: "i only slept with like 200!! and you done broke my vcr!!!"
i sort of don't have words for this girl, she also speed walks around the room. and the dressing room. i haven't personally talked to her but she did ask me one time "where' my cup of tea, u seen MY cup of tea?! (looks into all the cups)"
bexxx
03-07-2010, 01:33 PM
a few nights ago, there's this girl who works in my club who is very strange. quick description of her: she wears a bad wig and grandma shoes (little platforms that have velcro...all the other dancers for the most part look GOOD) she gets on stage with her towel and will get on all fours on it and put her head down and stay there for a good minute of the song, stands up and walks across the stage back and forth and then sits back down on her towel. her favorite 'move' is to take her thong off and put it around her neck, i've seen her also take a big whiff of her underwear. weeeelll, one night she was talking on the phone with her boyfriend and the convo went a little like this:
dancer: "you done slept with like 1,000 people"
boyfriend: "blah blah blah...(dunno what he's saying)"
dancer: "i only slept with like 200!! and you done broke my vcr!!!"
i sort of don't have words for this girl, she also speed walks around the room. and the dressing room. i haven't personally talked to her but she did ask me one time "where' my cup of tea, u seen MY cup of tea?! (looks into all the cups)"
a 1000 people lol shes sounds funny and very very strange
rubyredlipsss
03-07-2010, 01:36 PM
she is EXTREMELY strange but also great entertainment.
Arianna419
03-07-2010, 02:24 PM
Finally got one!
Dancer 1: Girl, you gotta come to my son's birthday party on Sunday! We're having it at ____ (hotel that also has an indoor playground or some shit)
Dancer 2: Well, I work on Friday night so.... what time is it at?
Dancer 1: Pretty much all day, we won't really start gettin fucked up until 2 or 3 though
Me: How old is your son?
Dancer 1: He's turning 4
Me:.....
Dancer 1: Did you know Chuck E Cheese don't serve alcohol? Fuck that shit.... Oh yeah, you're invited too.
mediocrity
03-07-2010, 02:41 PM
A few nights ago and one of my friends, a notorious hooker (open about having a pimp) and our manager are having a fight:
Friend: Fuck you you stupid whore!
Hooker: BRING IT BITCH I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS
Manager: HEY! Stop it break it up!
Friend to manager: You shut the fuck up! You think you're such a bad ass.. and fuck your cowboy hat!!
MissWheezy
03-07-2010, 04:43 PM
A few nights ago and one of my friends, a notorious hooker (open about having a pimp) and our manager are having a fight:
Friend: Fuck you you stupid whore!
Hooker: BRING IT BITCH I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS
Manager: HEY! Stop it break it up!
Friend to manager: You shut the fuck up! You think you're such a bad ass.. and fuck your cowboy hat!!
This just made me almost spit tea out of my nose. Bahaha. =)
Andygirl
03-08-2010, 12:55 AM
RE: Telling guys you are in school
My favorite response to, "So, what do you do?" is, "Anything, I want.";) And then I automatically ask the guy something about himself and keep the subject on him. They don't need to know anything personal.
MissWheezy
03-08-2010, 03:35 AM
RE: Telling guys you are in school
My favorite response to, "So, what do you do?" is, "Anything, I want.";) And then I automatically ask the guy something about himself and keep the subject on him. They don't need to know anything personal.
I like that. Kinda goes with answering age questions with "I'm as old as you want me to be." -- but with less room for creepy responses. =X
SerenaSin
03-08-2010, 06:42 AM
I don't understand this whole feeling better about giving money to a student as opposed to a non-student stripper. You make a lot more than you NEED to go to school as a stripper. You could work at McDonald's and get through school. Do they really think we HAVE to strip? Do they really think it makes them paying money to a stripper less dirty and more charitable? They don't GIVE it to us, they make us earn it with sex work and emotional work. I hate that they feel like they're somehow nicer or less perverted because the stripper just so happened to be a student.
Customers HATE hearing that I'm a 2-time college drop, that I hate school, and don't plan on going back. They give me so much shit that it's nearly impossible to get the conversation back on track to lapdances/clubs/anything flirty and light at all. When they ask if I'm in school I try to avoid the conversation by saying that I'm "not in school anymore", implying that I may have graduated. If they push the topic, I tell them that I went to a regular college, then transferred to culinary school, and then had to drop out cuz a big hurricane hit and i was unable to support myself and go to school at the time (all of which is true), and that when I get my finances figured out I'd love to go back (not true).
Guys seem to have this weird "college/co-ed" fetish going on nowadays. I don't think they're impressed by the "intelligence" of college girls, but by their "normalcy" maybe? Like a stripper without a college degree is still gonna be doing this when she's some wrinkly 70-year-old drug-addicted hag (they DON'T wanna envision that) but a college girl is gonna live out her "wild years" as a stripper and then grow up to be a normal, hot, attainable woman with a bright future. It's a really fucked up dichotomy.
Otoki
03-08-2010, 08:05 AM
I am including student loans, because that is how most other people do it. You don't HAVE to strip.
I don't mean to start a debate, because I have been a student and a non-student stripper. The one stripper I know who is the smartest with her money didn't even graduate high school. She's worked 6-7 nights a week for the past 3 years, saves like mad, and is going to start her own business. She's going to make her own money and work for herself for the rest of her life.
In the end, the customers are there to buy dances and feel good about themselves, and if they need a student to do that so they can feel like perverted philanthropists, then that's fine.
Got it. Of course we don't HAVE to strip. I guess a lot of people just think we need some dramatic reason to do it for it to be acceptable.
A few nights ago and one of my friends, a notorious hooker (open about having a pimp) and our manager are having a fight:
Friend: Fuck you you stupid whore!
Hooker: BRING IT BITCH I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS
Manager: HEY! Stop it break it up!
Friend to manager: You shut the fuck up! You think you're such a bad ass.. and fuck your cowboy hat!!
That is so awesome on so many levels. I mean, he's letting her work there despite her doing extras (I assume, if she has a pimp?) and he wants to bank on his authority? No.
Guys seem to have this weird "college/co-ed" fetish going on nowadays. I don't think they're impressed by the "intelligence" of college girls, but by their "normalcy" maybe? Like a stripper without a college degree is still gonna be doing this when she's some wrinkly 70-year-old drug-addicted hag (they DON'T wanna envision that) but a college girl is gonna live out her "wild years" as a stripper and then grow up to be a normal, hot, attainable woman with a bright future. It's a really fucked up dichotomy.
Oooh, I like this point. It definitely makes sense.
MissWheezy
03-09-2010, 09:56 PM
Speaking of coke - I walked into the bathroom to do my girly business, pushed the door open and some bitch was snorting lines off the toilet seat. EW! She had the brass ones to look up at me and go.. " want some?"
Gag.
The club I used to work for would spray Pam or a similar non-stick spray on surfaces that they thought girls would try to snort drugs off of. It was always funny to watch the girls freak out!
bexxx
03-10-2010, 03:45 AM
The club I used to work for would spray Pam or a similar non-stick spray on surfaces that they thought girls would try to snort drugs off of. It was always funny to watch the girls freak out!
Sorry im being stupid but I live in England Ive never heard of 'pam'? what would that do..
MissWheezy
03-10-2010, 04:03 AM
Bexxx -
"Pam" is a brand name for a non-stick cooking spray (what one would use before cooking something to prevent it from sticking to the sides of the pan they are using to cook it in).
Kind of like using butter or grease to stop a food from coating the inside of a pan?
In the case of the club, they used it so the coke, or whatever was being snorted, would clump up and become unusable to the drug user, instead of staying so it could be snorted.
Otoki
03-10-2010, 08:10 AM
The club I used to work for would spray Pam or a similar non-stick spray on surfaces that they thought girls would try to snort drugs off of. It was always funny to watch the girls freak out!
My first reaction was WAT.
Then I laughed. That is so many levels of awesome!
Lola_sinn
03-10-2010, 09:45 AM
Guys seem to have this weird "college/co-ed" fetish going on nowadays. I don't think they're impressed by the "intelligence" of college girls, but by their "normalcy" maybe? Like a stripper without a college degree is still gonna be doing this when she's some wrinkly 70-year-old drug-addicted hag (they DON'T wanna envision that) but a college girl is gonna live out her "wild years" as a stripper and then grow up to be a normal, hot, attainable woman with a bright future. It's a really fucked up dichotomy.
I think it's partly because going to college is such a social norm these days, it's really easy to look down on people who didn't/don't. And it's also such a social norm for people to have their "wild years" during and right after college. And I guess that makes it an "acceptable" time in your life to be a stripper.
Athenathefabulous
03-10-2010, 12:04 PM
Guys seem to have this weird "college/co-ed" fetish going on nowadays. I don't think they're impressed by the "intelligence" of college girls, but by their "normalcy" maybe? Like a stripper without a college degree is still gonna be doing this when she's some wrinkly 70-year-old drug-addicted hag (they DON'T wanna envision that) but a college girl is gonna live out her "wild years" as a stripper and then grow up to be a normal, hot, attainable woman with a bright future. It's a really fucked up dichotomy.
you are very right, there is definitely a co-ed fetish.
Three reasons that i believe customers love the co-eds:
1. they get to in some way relive their college yrs. that was 'the best 4 yrs of their life' and it brings them back
2. the fact that they are a good-girl gone bad. its daddy's little girl, and during the day she is oh so innocent, but in bed (or in this case) shes a tiger--- that fantasy
3. the girls gone wild factor- the belief that the co-eds will be willing to do something a bit more wild because they are experimenting and are insecure. girls gone wild is girls who will flash their boobs on camera for only a t-shirt, now when presented with hundreds of dollars, who knows what they will do? This is the experimental wild time after all...
bexxx
03-10-2010, 12:06 PM
Bexxx -
"Pam" is a brand name for a non-stick cooking spray (what one would use before cooking something to prevent it from sticking to the sides of the pan they are using to cook it in).
Kind of like using butter or grease to stop a food from coating the inside of a pan?
In the case of the club, they used it so the coke, or whatever was being snorted, would clump up and become unusable to the drug user, instead of staying so it could be snorted.
Thanks for the explanation, thats a clever idea haha. Over here olive oil is probably most common for cooking I have seen a few sprays but its not really common I don't think.
Harleigh HellKat
03-10-2010, 12:27 PM
Pardon my threadjacking, but I just thought I would emphasize the intelligence of hairstylists with (drumroll please) OVERHEARD IN THE BREAK ROOM! Dum dum dummmm...!
Me: Gee my power got turned off when they were switching it into my name. Hope it doesn't take too long, I'm worried about the food in my fridge.
Blonde Hairstylist: (confused look) They cut off your REFRIGERATOR too???
Another Hairstylist after saying something dumb: I'm no Eisenhower! (confused Eisenhower with Einstein...)
Wakka wakka wakka...
I like the Pam idea. Most clubs just remove the bathroom doors/locks. Oh the times I've had to leave the stage to guard the door so one of my friends could take a crap in peace lol.
mediocrity
03-10-2010, 03:59 PM
My friend K is talking with my other friend C, about movies and history:
C: I saw that one with that little white boy that got shot- my mom has all the records he was on. What was that white boy's name?
K: John Lennon?
C: Yeah, John Lennon!
MissWheezy
03-10-2010, 04:42 PM
I like the Pam idea. Most clubs just remove the bathroom doors/locks. Oh the times I've had to leave the stage to guard the door so one of my friends could take a crap in peace lol.
Yeah, but the bathroom doesn't have doors at that club. The toilet is essentially on one side of a long, narrow dressing room. No privacy whatsoever, but that didn't stop those silly girls from trying.
Harleigh HellKat
03-10-2010, 07:11 PM
True, true. Most of these girls have no discretion at all. If you ARE gonna do that kinda stuff, at least don't shove it in my face while I'm trying to get ready.
MissWheezy
03-10-2010, 07:16 PM
True, true. Most of these girls have no discretion at all. If you ARE gonna do that kinda stuff, at least don't shove it in my face while I'm trying to get ready.
Thank you. I guess one girl got busted at the club I am at now with the rubber band still around her arm, a bunch of needles in her bag, and a baggie of heroin. I work at a very nice club, so this doesn't happen often. It just bugs me - if you hate your job so much that you have to do drugs, then get a new job. If something is wrong in your life YOU are responsible for that and it is YOUR responsibility to change it. Sigh.
Harleigh HellKat
03-10-2010, 07:47 PM
Yep. I enjoy the occasional drink every now and then, but I don't have to be drunk to work. Having a drink or two is a job perk. Doing illegal drugs AT WORK is self destructive and unprofessional.
Now, having a drink or 15 can also be self destructive, but that's another issue...
*Jade*Love
03-11-2010, 06:08 PM
*girl talking to her boyfriend on the phone*
"So if you don't answer when I call then I get to stick my finger in YOUR ass?"
:O
Arianna419
03-11-2010, 06:11 PM
^ WTF? so awesomely funny!
gypsydancer
03-11-2010, 08:55 PM
girl yelling on the phone..
"I've been fucking YOUR man, and if you dont stop fucking MY man...I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!" ---pause-- "HOW do you like my sloppy seconds bitch?"
(but she said bitch like bEATch, and her voice got deep in the middle of the word)
its hilarious for so many reason...mainly that she is gettin that girl's "seconds" also