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Crow2
06-08-2007, 01:46 PM
I walked into the dressing room, right into the middle of a fight. I kept hearing this weird clacking noise. CLACK and CA-CLACK.. the chick that got the beating, we all knew she was bi-polar and drank to excess.. so..

The one that DID the beating, stood up and clacked her platforms together and stood there in typical ghetto girl style and hollered.. " Yeah bitch, come back here so I can show you my NEW pair of shoes."

cameron_keys
06-08-2007, 01:49 PM
There was one girl who used to sit in the dressing room with an ice pack on her crotch after fucking a custie in the champagne room and wiping the coke off her nose...she HATED one of the other girls and would sit there calling the other chick a coke-whore.

Ummm....ice pack on your crotch and powder on your nose...if SHE'S a coke whore..what the hell are you???

She would also sneeze and complain "shit...there goes $100"

yeah....

blondi553
06-08-2007, 09:38 PM
i worked with this girl who didnt shave ANYWHERE (legs, armpits, cooch...NOTHING) so most of the things i over heard were about her and she was standing right there and was oblivious to what they were saying....she was screwed up on pills everytime i saw her too ,,, it made it to where she could barely even walk

Littlelo
06-08-2007, 10:32 PM
^^ I worked with a girl who didn't shave her legs, she swore the guys just loved it. lol

miss marina
06-08-2007, 10:37 PM
^ EW! did she have like really dark hair or fine blonde hair to where you could hardly see it? but still..yuck..

Littlelo
06-08-2007, 11:44 PM
She had dark skin and dark hair, so no, you couldn't really see it, but if she brushed against your bare leg you could definately feel it!

needtodance
06-08-2007, 11:49 PM
*dj entering dressing room to say hi to dancer friend getting ready for shift*

*dj slouches and does "peepee" dance*

*dancer* Pooooooor baby... does your peepee hurt again?

*dj in falsetto* waaaah it BUuuuurrnnns!

*dancer* I think its time to lay off the hookers schnookums....

*dj in falsetto* it Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrnnnsssssssss!!!

miabella
06-09-2007, 12:01 AM
i knew a fair number of girls who didn't shave their legs on the premise that the stubble would keep custy hands away, which did in fact work out that way for them. but this was white chicks with very coarse hair where the stubble was quite brutal to touch.

but a lot of customers like the natural woman thing, if it is not wild and untamed (except underarms, i never knew any dancers to avoid shaving that, even if they left the rest alone).

Casey4Now
06-09-2007, 12:52 PM
Girl running out of vip toward the dressing room with her mouth FULL! She was looking for a place to spit it out! :eek: :eek: :smellie_c

burnedrose
06-09-2007, 02:57 PM
Oh god, I love my job. I keep getting more to add to this list!!

Last night...

Me: *runs into the dressing room* oh my god, that guy just bought 8 dances from me..my legs are killing me! I shouldve taken my heels off....
Girl: Oh, I thought your legs were killing you from whatever position he put you in.
Me: umm..no.
Girl 2: No, you fucking cokehead (these two girls hate each other but, for some odd reason, both like me), her legs are killing her cause the guy was so fat that it ended up being a thigh dance instead of a lap dance! baby, we dont make double-wide dance couches!

madmaxine
06-12-2007, 07:12 PM
"Whut The Fuck Bitch, Where Are You Going? (Ghetto arm waving) I'll eat that box."

(I came offstage [by the back stage exit] to run into the next dancer going up, a girl suffering from/existing in drug psychosis. She spent every shift trying to find a girl to f*ck or eat out. She tried flirting with me....THAT was her last come-on.)

I'm sure if I met her in county lockup she would have chewed me in half starting at the crotch............Yikes.

Lena
06-12-2007, 10:19 PM
^ Wow. It really wasn't like that when I was there...

Littlelo
06-13-2007, 01:01 AM
A good one from a girl tonight:

"Anyone need to use the bathroom? K, I'm gonna go play Tetris and take a shit." She then took her phone and went to the bathroom. It was polite of her to check with us first. lol

Dottie Rebel
06-13-2007, 01:17 AM
Ok. This is from last week.

Two very pretty, very young, very stupid girls are talking about contraception as we are all getting dressed to go home.

Girl A: Well, you should douche after sex and then you won't get pregnant.
B: HAHAHAHAhahaha! That is not true! Where did you hear that?
A: Whatever, you don't know.
B: You can't get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm, though.

At this point the entire dressing room cracks up.

redhothoney
06-13-2007, 04:15 AM
This truck stop looking hooker somehow got hired and she sounded like she smoked a carton of ciggarettes a day and looked like she was taken right out of the eighties was taking a bath in the ladies restroom *ew* she was always talking about turning tricks. everything was hot shit, this is some hot shit right here, holy hell thats hot shit!

cindythebellydancer
06-13-2007, 05:04 AM
o my god...you guys are soooooooooo funny holy shit i think i peed a little hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

RoseWhite
06-13-2007, 05:55 AM
Girl A: Well, you should douche after sex and then you won't get pregnant.
B: HAHAHAHAhahaha! That is not true! Where did you hear that?
A: Whatever, you don't know.
B: You can't get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm, though.


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Oh, lord, can you imagine? Cilivization would have long ago ground to a halt if women had to get off for it to, what, 'take'?

What's funny and also kinda sad - don't you think she probably heard this from some boyfriend, trying to both justify his wretchedness in bed AND his desire to go unprotected?

I LOVE that the rest of the dressing room busted up.

Andygirl
06-13-2007, 08:07 AM
Ok. This is from last week.

Two very pretty, very young, very stupid girls are talking about contraception as we are all getting dressed to go home.

Girl A: Well, you should douche after sex and then you won't get pregnant.
B: HAHAHAHAhahaha! That is not true! Where did you hear that?
A: Whatever, you don't know.
B: You can't get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm, though.

At this point the entire dressing room cracks up.

Was it the pregnant 18-year-old who just got out of high school? haha. She seems so confused about the whole thing. Or maybe the chick who has continued working even though she is probably around six months pregnant. I can't believe they are still letting her work.

Yekhefah
06-13-2007, 08:33 AM
Pregnancy myths are amazing to me. I went to high school with a girl who insisted that you can ONLY get pregnant from blowjobs, "because that's how the sperm gets in your tummy." :O

Dottie Rebel
06-13-2007, 12:26 PM
What's funny and also kinda sad - don't you think she probably heard this from some boyfriend, trying to both justify his wretchedness in bed AND his desire to go unprotected?

That was my first thought!

And Andy, it was *neither* the pregnant 18 year old nor the 6 month pregnant girl, but two OTHER girls. So, look for the trend to continue. :D

By the way (and this is no exaggerration), every single night I've worked with the six month wonder she has gotten royally pissed off when the waitresses cut her off after her alotted 6 drinks per night. The first night she started ordering Patron shots from my best friend J, so J went to a mgr and said, "Hey, is it ok if I serve her?" He said, "Why the hell not? It's not our business." She threw back 6 before she was cut off. Every single night I work with her she reaches this 6 drink limit.

cameron_keys
06-13-2007, 12:37 PM
By the way (and this is no exaggerration), every single night I've worked with the six month wonder she has gotten royally pissed off when the waitresses cut her off after her alotted 6 drinks per night. The first night she started ordering Patron shots from my best friend J, so J went to a mgr and said, "Hey, is it ok if I serve her?" He said, "Why the hell not? It's not our business." She threw back 6 before she was cut off. Every single night I work with her she reaches this 6 drink limit.

God...some people should seriously be sterilized.
I worked with one girl who continued to smoke, drink, and pop E while pregnant(and thats just the stuff I KNOW about). she's serioulsy lucky she didnt have a Garbage Pail Kid.

PaigeDWinter
06-13-2007, 12:56 PM
Ok. This is from last week.

Two very pretty, very young, very stupid girls are talking about contraception as we are all getting dressed to go home.

Girl A: Well, you should douche after sex and then you won't get pregnant.
B: HAHAHAHAhahaha! That is not true! Where did you hear that?
A: Whatever, you don't know.
B: You can't get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm, though.

At this point the entire dressing room cracks up.


THIS is why I wish it were a law for all citizens (who pass the Not Stupid Test) to be able to inject any stupid people they come across with a No Babies Ever serum. Seriously.

rozz
06-13-2007, 01:07 PM
^^^^ Ooooh, great idea. No babies for you if you think feeding your child fast food is a good idea.

Taylorlila
06-13-2007, 01:09 PM
Pregnancy myths are amazing to me. I went to high school with a girl who insisted that you can ONLY get pregnant from blowjobs, "because that's how the sperm gets in your tummy." :O


This wasnt over heard from anybody I worked with but rather 2 girls, about 18, that came into the store I worked at doing peepshows. They were looking at the different buckets with lube, thongs, all those lil nick nacks and when they came to the condoms one of them says something like "Wow I can't BELIEVE they sell condoms here!! wow, nobody uses condoms anymore" then says to the clerk "these must never sell, honestly how often do you sell condoms." He just laughed and said "every day actually" to which I said "Yup, nobody likes AIDS".

Now I know why my gynocologist was telling me AIDS rates were going up in teenage and young women...

blondi553
06-13-2007, 01:14 PM
^^^^omg....i cant believe they thought NOONE used condoms?!?!?!?!?! hrmmm

Taylorlila
06-13-2007, 01:15 PM
I know like get with the times condoms were soooooooooo last year lol

pinkpvc
06-13-2007, 01:48 PM
I had a girl ask me where to get the morning after pill, i told her and asked how long ago it was since she had sex (cos the pill becomes less effective after a certain period of time etc.).

She then proceeds to tell me she had anal sex the night before, and hadn't used a condom :O

I told her that you can't get pregnant through anal sex, and she said "i though it, like,i don't know, swam through into your vagina at the top".

WTF?!?

pinkkitten
06-13-2007, 03:33 PM
^^^ Actually, you can get pregnant from unprotected anal sex although it's not very common, i imagine. The semen can come out of the butthole and it can find its way in the vagina. And if you are a very fertile girl, you're fucked. Been there before. So in her case the morning after pill would've been a good idea. . .

hearts
06-17-2007, 06:31 PM
"Oxy makes me dance better."
Same girl, after customer tried to lick her pussy in a private dance:
"I didn't tell on him, I just kept dancing because I felt sorry for him. He was fat and probly never had a girlfriend. I'm a mom, ya know, so I think that's why I felt sorry for him."

I tried to explain what she SHOULD have done in that situation, but she didn't get it. Silly me, I kinda feel bad for her that she's so naive...

ahmeerah
06-17-2007, 07:05 PM
Damn I just had a horrible flashback. :-[ :'( >:( Asshole.


Overheard something sad tonight.
Girl on the phone
Can you come get me now?
Well, no, I didnt make it, but I'm tired. Can you come gett me?
I'm sorry! its slow tonight, and I couldnt make it, I been here for 12 hours now, Im tired.
I'll work longer tomorrow, but can I come home now?

She went back on the floor.....

Amethystt2
06-17-2007, 11:32 PM
I worked with a girl a couple years ago that was pregnant and was telling me that she had gone to the doctor to make sure it was safe for her to continue dancing since she was pregnant. I was like ok, good idea. This girl would sit in the dressing room all night (she was under 21) and chain smoke and drink tons of red bull and she was worried dancing would be bad for her baby's health? gah. not to mention she was a total tweaker. poor baby.

redhothoney
06-17-2007, 11:53 PM
eeehhh i hate the stereotype strippers, who ruin the legit dancers!

Kalligirl
06-18-2007, 03:30 PM
This one was Friday, right when I got in.

Dancer A: Awww man, look how fat I'm getting.
Shotgirl: Girl, look how skinny I am!
Dancer A: I see, what happened? (looking at her sympathetically)
Shotgirl: (pratically shouting) GIRL! I had an abortion!!!! Uh huh. Fuck these bitches! Yes, I know I'm skinny, I ain't on that METH SHIT OKAY!?!? <snort> FUCKING WHORES! Yeah, ok, I smoke weed, shit I be eatin cheeseburgers all day everyday. <snort>
Dancer A: Uh huh girl, but whats weed got do with anything?
Shotgirl: Oh, cause you know I know how to eat girl!
(DJ chimes in thru loudspeaker) Anybody getting high on some other other shit?!
Shotgirl: HELL YEAH! (prances back out the door, bucket and all)


Ok, maybe it was a "you had to be there", but I was amazed how openly the woman talked about her abortion, and how high she was on some shit. The southern drawl killed it though. As soon as the conversation began, I thought of this thread.

noelle
06-18-2007, 06:05 PM
I think the best thing I ever heard in the dressing room was:

"Have you ever been fucked by a wine bottle?"

And, then, of course, the girl went into detail about how her boyfriend... fucks her with a wine bottle. Hmm.

burnedrose
06-18-2007, 08:38 PM
Ok, maybe it was a "you had to be there", but I was amazed how openly the woman talked about her abortion....


Eh, I speak rather openly about my abortion. I feel that if people view abortion as a "hush hush" type of thing, they will be less likely to view it as an option when the option is needed. Once you remove the social stigmata of a politically intense ideology, then the world is more likely to accept it as an acceptable viewpoint or option for the future.

A lot of girls criticize me for having my abortion, but I speak about it openly in the dressing room when asked. :) I believe that the more people are educated about the matter, then the more likely they are to share their own experiences with me, allowing us to form a sort of bond or connection that could prove to be valuable in a SC setting.

/end "smart" stripper talk

Kalligirl
06-19-2007, 06:47 AM
I've had an abortion and I'm pro choice, however, for some people its a "social stigmata", and for others, it was a painful event, that is why I choose sometimes rather not to talk about it or broadcast it to a dressing room full of women who aren't my friends.

I was shocked just becuase I'm a private person, thats all. :)

J.D.
06-19-2007, 08:09 AM
This technically was not overheard, but still funny....(no offense to anyone that actually does this!)

I saw a girl on stage when I was working at a nude club. A guy put a dollar on stage and she did the splits and picked it up with her koochie!!! gross!!!

Yekhefah
06-19-2007, 08:12 AM
^^^ Haha, they used to have this huge fat Mexican woman at Jumbo's Clown Room who would have the guys line up dollar bills along the tip rail and then she'd squat over it and go up and down while she picked up all the dollar bills with her ass. When she was done, she'd have this huge wad of bills in her butt and she'd bend way over and shake her money wad at the crowd.

She used to grab a cigarette off some guy in the audience too, and then stick it in her pussy and smoke it. I dunno how she did it, but she would actually smoke the cigarette with her coo. The gross thing is that she'd always give the cigarette back to the guy and he would almost always put his mouth on it and smoke the rest of it! :yuck:

miss marina
06-19-2007, 08:29 AM
^ oh...my god..i seriously felt sick for a second after reading that! yuck!

kylie3183
06-19-2007, 09:01 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Crow2
06-19-2007, 09:08 AM
Oooh. yep, thats nasty .. There was a feature one time at my home club that did a water squirt show. The big plastic champagne glass, she would sit in it and whirl around in a circle. Then lift herself up and point her twat at the crowd and wheeeeeeeee, out it would come. Most of us girls went and hid behind the bar. Yuck..

Korina
06-19-2007, 09:47 AM
^^^ Haha, they used to have this huge fat Mexican woman at Jumbo's Clown Room who would have the guys line up dollar bills along the tip rail and then she'd squat over it and go up and down while she picked up all the dollar bills with her ass. When she was done, she'd have this huge wad of bills in her butt and she'd bend way over and shake her money wad at the crowd.

She used to grab a cigarette off some guy in the audience too, and then stick it in her pussy and smoke it. I dunno how she did it, but she would actually smoke the cigarette with her coo. The gross thing is that she'd always give the cigarette back to the guy and he would almost always put his mouth on it and smoke the rest of it! :yuck:

I've seen her.....:O .

ihearthepole
06-22-2007, 07:27 AM
Oooh. yep, thats nasty .. There was a feature one time at my home club that did a water squirt show. The big plastic champagne glass, she would sit in it and whirl around in a circle. Then lift herself up and point her twat at the crowd and wheeeeeeeee, out it would come. Most of us girls went and hid behind the bar. Yuck..


Off they run...wheeeeeeeeeeeee....

lol no really, thats obnoxious.

kryssy
06-22-2007, 09:06 AM
Was her name Stephanie Evans? I have seen her at a club years ago and she shot all kinds of thing out of it!

miss marina
06-22-2007, 09:21 AM
*2 girls eating taco bell*

girl number 1-"gah i need to floss, i have food in my teeth"
girl number 2-"ummm...you know noone has floss up in there"
1-"oh! arent you pmsing?"
2-"omg yah!! you are like so smart!"


she took out her tampon,cut off the string and used it to floss.


:O :O :O no words.

Roulette
06-22-2007, 09:51 AM
^^^ I jus gagged a little. My gross out quota has been filled for today, thanks
;D

accball
06-22-2007, 09:55 AM
*2 girls eating taco bell*

girl number 1-"gah i need to floss, i have food in my teeth"
girl number 2-"ummm...you know noone has floss up in there"
1-"oh! arent you pmsing?"
2-"omg yah!! you are like so smart!"


she took out her tampon,cut off the string and used it to floss.


:O :O :O no words.

Winner. Thread's closed. :smiley_dr

miss marina
06-22-2007, 09:59 AM
i think what makes me laugh the most is watching her "wipe it off a lil"

i was seriously in shock.

Andygirl
06-22-2007, 10:29 AM
she took out her tampon,cut off the string and used it to floss..

You mean she took out a new tampon, right? Otherwise that's just, ugh. I think I would have had to say something.

Roulette
06-22-2007, 10:40 AM
^^^ hahahaha I didnt even think that, based on the convo I just assumed she took out the one she had in... (ironic... I just posed about looking at our own assumptions...)