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Simone NinaNin
03-12-2010, 03:16 PM
A long time ago, there was a new girl who was drunk all the time. I sort of picked on her a little because of it. One night she decided she wasn't going to take it anymore, so she yelled at me (the Jewish Girl)

"Go back to Japan, you stupid JAP"
I peed myself that night.

sxcbbw
03-12-2010, 03:23 PM
I would have peed everywhere too, and cried, and choked to death on my own laughter.

OliviaTheGreatest
03-12-2010, 03:52 PM
these are all hysterical...I've SEEN some funny shit, but it definitely didnt go on in the Dressing Room.
Here is my silly story....
Hazel and I were in the DR getting ready before work and one of the larger dancers, who wears the slide on 8 inchers,(idk how girls wear the slip ons..mystery to figured out one day),named Alex came in to get ready.Hazel and I finished out hair and Alex was wrapping up around the same time...I was getting my shoes on and Hazel was letting her latex dry.
Anyway, Alex, the larger dancer, saunters out the DR, yapping about how she needs to lose that 15 pounds and how she's working on it. (like she really ever lost it....the whole month it looked as if she GAINED 15). SO, after announcing her apparent weight loss, she was like "ok well I'm gonna go work on my pole tricks, climbs, and spins." (as if hazel and I really cared) Hazel and I just looked at each other, cocking eyebrows, as if to silently say, "like this girl is gonna get her fat ass up that damn 10 ft pole." lmao So, we were finishing up and shit, walking down the hallway, when all the sudden we heard a HUGE slamming sound mixed with a cracking sound. You can only imagine what happened....her shoe went flying into the mirror and left a HUUUUGE crack in it. The day manager turned around, saw it, and became highly pissed...more like angry. He ran around from behind the bar and yelled "ALEX, GET THE FUCK OFF THE POLE!!!" She then panicked and fell off the pole, hitting her head. She hobbled off the stage, one shoe in hand, one on foot. she held her head in her other hand and retreated to the DR. Hazel and I witnessed the whole shit. Hazel and I laughed our asses off....and who do you think they had putting the glass back together with clear duct tape?

ME.
When I asked why Alex wasnt doing this, the manager was like, "because you're one of the few sweet and responsible dancers...plus I know you will do a better job taping this than the other girls."

WHAT THE FUCK?

I was like, "So *manager's name* do you want me to steam the carpets, wash the DR mirrors and chairs too in addition to cleaning the tip rails and poles too??" he laughed and walked off...lmfao "You're funny, Daniella-you know that?" I. was. pissed.

sunshine16
03-12-2010, 08:09 PM
I'm still really new, and already have stories of DR crap, only because I havent mastered the "change in 5 second" thing..damn thigh high and garter takes me forever to put together..anyhow, this 1 girl screaming on the phone to whom I'm guessing was her bf..breaking up with him I'm guessing from how she kept using bitch, fuck, and "how could you" every other sentence..ha..along with this other biatch who kept "bragging" on how she was breaking up w her bf and "didnt know how she'd fall asleep alone at night.." haha..agh, funny shit.

Otoki
03-13-2010, 12:19 PM
A long time ago, there was a new girl who was drunk all the time. I sort of picked on her a little because of it. One night she decided she wasn't going to take it anymore, so she yelled at me (the Jewish Girl)

"Go back to Japan, you stupid JAP"
I peed myself that night.
As a double JAP, I find this story highly amusing:D

leyah
03-13-2010, 12:44 PM
Dancer A: Hey girl, can you help me cut my tampon string?
Dancer B: you still on your period, I thought you finished last week?
Dancer A: Yeah I did, Im just waiting for this Zithromax to work
Dancer B: I don't know what that is, but it sounds painful
Dancer A: Naw its not that bad, getting warts frozen off was worst

Ugh, WTF?! I was so disgusted...Dancer B didnt even get it, or wash her hands...

Harleigh HellKat
03-13-2010, 01:23 PM
Story of the Ninja Stripper.

So, this new girl starts at work. She's kinda skanky, kinda gross, kinda messed up on random drugs. And she won't shut up or stop following everyone around and scaring off custies. Well, there's another girl that works in this club who's kinda cool, but don't fuck with her because she will fuck yo shit up.

So, I walk into the dressing room to change my outfit and fix my makeup. And lo and behold, right beside my bag, there's random skanky girl with her face dripping with blood. And I'm like ewww I'm not going over there. So apparently what happened was Skank Girl pissed off cool girl, and cool girl beat her ass... in a dressing room full of people and nobody knew it happened until afterwards. I mean this girls's face looked like an MMA fighter's after a long round, and it was a completely silent fight.

So skank girl drunkenly threatens to call the cops and limps out with one dance shoe on and one regular shoe on. And they all live happily ever after. And as skank girl was getting dressed, I figured out why she wore boots... this girl has like half inch thick toenails ew ew ew ewwwwww... Couldn' help but notice, you could see them from across the room!!

I also wear the strapless 8 inchers, but I weigh 115 lbs and have never broke a mirror with one. Those things should have a weigh limit on them. :D

I think there's kinda a trick to wearing them. I don't dance very hard so I rarely lose mine. Scrunching my toes help lol.

As far as the girls sharing their STD details... um, why? If I had something like that, I'd KINDA wanna keep it to myself. Just sayin. TMI people, TMI.

Athenathefabulous
03-13-2010, 01:50 PM
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KS_Stevia
03-13-2010, 02:16 PM
Thank you. I guess one girl got busted at the club I am at now with the rubber band still around her arm, a bunch of needles in her bag, and a baggie of heroin. I work at a very nice club, so this doesn't happen often. It just bugs me - if you hate your job so much that you have to do drugs, then get a new job. If something is wrong in your life YOU are responsible for that and it is YOUR responsibility to change it. Sigh.

That's happened a few times at clubs I've worked in. They would find girls passed out in the bathroom stall with the rubber band still around their arm. So sad.

CKXXX
03-13-2010, 05:08 PM
I always wore the slip on shoes too. Ankle straps irritated my skin. Plus, I always (wherever I was allowed too) took my shoes off when giving lap dances to give my feet a break, and the slip ons were easy as pie to kick on and off. Never had one fly off me, but I've seen it happen before.

Otoki
03-14-2010, 09:43 AM
I always wore the slip on shoes too. Ankle straps irritated my skin. Plus, I always (wherever I was allowed too) took my shoes off when giving lap dances to give my feet a break, and the slip ons were easy as pie to kick on and off. Never had one fly off me, but I've seen it happen before.
I've only lost one once, and it was when a bachelor bucked me off of his back during a bachelor dance on stage (was riding him like a pony while another girl led him around). Hilarious.

Sia
03-14-2010, 11:43 AM
Last night while getting ready to leave, a girl walked across the dressing room with what appeared to be shit smeared across her lower back. :yuck: Ew.

leyah
03-14-2010, 12:54 PM
Story of the Ninja Stripper.

So apparently what happened was Skank Girl pissed off cool girl, and cool girl beat her ass... in a dressing room full of people and nobody knew it happened until afterwards. I mean this girls's face looked like an MMA fighter's after a long round, and it was a completely silent fight..

OMG, I so just spit sweet tea all over my keyboard and monitor. SILENT FIGHT?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, That leaves a nice visual in my mind. LOL

0michelle.michelle0
03-14-2010, 01:38 PM
not in a dressing room, but close enough:

"So I was talkin to that guy with the huge ZZ top beard and then I braided that shit! And he was all like "oh not too tight!" and I was like "Oh, its TIGHT!""

...she is my favorite.

Scarlette_Lucre
03-14-2010, 08:33 PM
I keep slide ons on by wrapping ribbon around my foot and shoe as an ankle strap. i can also change the ribbon to match my outfit.

MissWheezy
03-15-2010, 12:12 AM
I keep slide ons on by wrapping ribbon around my foot and shoe as an ankle strap. i can also change the ribbon to match my outfit.

I only wear backless shoes. IDK, I hate having anything around my ankle. I don't do many pole tricks, so maybe that helps?

Harleigh HellKat
03-15-2010, 11:02 AM
No, skank girl was obviously fucked up on drugs and got in this girls face... she was violent, slurring, and stumbling and wasn't drinking. The bouncers and stuff are REALLY good there but it happened in the dressing room where there were only girls. The chick that beat her ass actually is a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't tolerate that kind of stuff.

I've found that, if I fall in backless shoes, I don't turn my ankle as bad because my foot just slides out of the shoe. Also, I love the way they look and so do my foot fetish guys. :D

Athenathefabulous
03-27-2010, 06:09 PM
Late last night when i was getting dressed to go home:

DJ (over the speaker): attention everyone, I have awesome news.... Im Black!

Kylea2
03-28-2010, 01:27 PM
^^^ WOW...

rubyredlipsss
03-28-2010, 04:38 PM
hahaha. i say some pretty strange shit (i have a weird sense of humor) in the DR sometimes, i wonder if i'll ever make it on here.

rareaspasia
03-30-2010, 03:20 AM
"I only deal roxy, I don't do it, man, that shit's fucked up! I have to think about my kid, you know?"

And last week, one of our girls who speaks English as a third language was talking about eating crabs.

Girl B: You might not want to talk about having crabs so loud back here.
Girl A: Why?
Girl B: People might think you have them!
Girl A: What do you mean, have them?
Girl B: You know, on your pussy!
Girl A: What are crabs like that? I don't understand!
Girl B: You know, like, vagina lice!
Girl C: I just got new bottoms, I love getting new bottoms! They're all nice and fresh!
Me: And you know there aren't any vagina lice on them!

sxcbbw
03-30-2010, 08:15 PM
"Are you talking about gross porn again?"
"Well maybe, I mean fetishes are pretty relevant here."
"You're such a porn lord, what the hell."
"The fuck? I am Dame Pornographous, women can't be lords."
"I am calling you that for the rest of your life and I hope you are happy."

Love my friends.

rubyredlipsss
03-30-2010, 08:44 PM
^^hahahaha...im so stealing this!!

SoStellar
03-30-2010, 08:56 PM
Late last night when i was getting dressed to go home:

DJ (over the speaker): attention everyone, I have awesome news.... Im Black!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL thats crazy. lol.

Isis Star
03-31-2010, 04:25 PM
stripper 1: I hate when my boyfriend cums in my ass
stripper 2&3: yeah, that's the worst
stripper 2: I always walk around farting with his cum coming out of my ass all day after
stripper 3: yeah and his cum like dries up in my ass and I'm constipated for days
stripper 1: I know, and I can't just like - tell him that!!

eww.

and this was at a really nice club between the top earners in the club~!

rubyredlipsss
03-31-2010, 05:16 PM
i really can't quote this girl from last week because she was talking so damn much. so here's the story of the rambling cross-eyed stripper.

so basically the cross eyed stripper came in around 12 (we close at 4) and was bitching and fighting with this girl about how she used her flat iron without asking first and the other girl kept bitching back about how they borrow each others stuff all the time and the bitching about this went on for about a half hour. a couple hours later, girl was still in the dressing room bitching about something else (i just tuned it out) there was about four of us and i'm still not sure who she was talking to because we all kept looking at each other like what's going on? i left around 3:30...she was STILL in the DR (not ready) talking shit about something else.

SoStellar
03-31-2010, 06:02 PM
stripper 1: I hate when my boyfriend cums in my ass
stripper 2&3: yeah, that's the worst
stripper 2: I always walk around farting with his cum coming out of my ass all day after
stripper 3: yeah and his cum like dries up in my ass and I'm constipated for days
stripper 1: I know, and I can't just like - tell him that!!

eww.

and this was at a really nice club between the top earners in the club~!

That is so nasty. :O

Harleigh HellKat
03-31-2010, 06:06 PM
That is why I don't do anal. Yuck. I find nothing sexy about that at all.

M3wlove
04-04-2010, 05:31 PM
stripper a: i hope i make at least $50 tonight
stripper b: man me too. i only made $30 during the day.

thats when i know its time to find a new club O_O

another night:

stripper: THIS THONG MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE A COCK.
*pokes pokes pokes*

Harleigh HellKat
04-04-2010, 09:30 PM
^ This is why I left the last club. I mean after 3 weeks of steady working there and making less than 60 bucks any given day, it was time to go.

Otoki
04-12-2010, 01:40 PM
Late last night when i was getting dressed to go home:

DJ (over the speaker): attention everyone, I have awesome news.... Im Black!
Wait. IS he Black? Or was he referring to an inside joke?

Tangent: because my friend's daughter kept referring to me as her mother's "Black friend" until we finally figured out she was talking about my hair color.



Also, I'm surprised that there are posters here being judgmental about something as non-fetishy as anal between two consenting adults.

ViolaStrings
04-12-2010, 02:51 PM
^ hey! You're less slutty if you're an anal virgin, right? LOLz galore.

Athenathefabulous
04-12-2010, 04:38 PM
Wait. IS he Black? Or was he referring to an inside joke?

Tangent: because my friend's daughter kept referring to me as her mother's "Black friend" until we finally figured out she was talking about my hair color.



Also, I'm surprised that there are posters here being judgmental about something as non-fetishy as anal between two consenting adults.

yea he is actually black. the club had slowed down a lot and i think he was just bored and dicking around. Bourbon street clubs usually stay open till the customers leave or until they are fed up with their lack of spending... this was gettng to the point where maybe one customer was in a room and the rest of the customers were just duds. the djs tend to get sillier at this part of the night...

Otoki
04-13-2010, 06:45 PM
^^Ah, well, either way, it's fucking hilarious.

And ViolaStrings: :P

Jasmin96
04-14-2010, 01:02 AM
Late last night when i was getting dressed to go home:

DJ (over the speaker): attention everyone, I have awesome news.... Im Black!

Back in February (I think?) I heard an Asian girl tell one of our support staff guys, "Happy Black History Month!"

He was like, "Uh... thanks."

mediocrity
04-15-2010, 04:03 PM
My favourite DJ only works Sundays and Mondays, but it's so epic I started this page.

Recently:

Girl 1: You're a skanky whore, I saw you put your ass right up in that guys face! You're disgusting!
Girl 2: Fuck you! Go brush your hair!

Me: Could you be a little more expedient with my flat iron please?
Girl: OMG you use SUCH big words, hehe who talks like that?
Me: Don't make fun of me because I went to college.

Simone NinaNin
04-15-2010, 09:17 PM
^ me too. Hehehe

rihannsu
04-18-2010, 09:31 AM
Stripper 1: ***ch just starts talking about how ugly I am. I will mess her a** up!
Me: Have I ever told you how beautiful I think you are?
Stripper 1: (while the whole dressing room cracks up). I like her. She's funny.

Athenathefabulous
04-29-2010, 09:23 AM
one of the less attractive girls at my club: "OMG this sucks. Why am i not making any money? Im drunk! I always make money when im drunk! Im DIRTY when im drunk!"
:-\

DesuvsDeath
04-29-2010, 09:47 AM
^^^ D:

Wtf. Whores man.

Yesterday - "My man is the greatest. He's so good to me, he treats me so well. I really love him, ya know? I've never met a guy THIS great... I just wish he wouldn't rub his other girlfriend in my face so much."

sxcbbw
04-29-2010, 09:52 AM
^I just choked on my own laughter.

Athenathefabulous
04-29-2010, 10:15 AM
^^^ D:

Wtf. Whores man.

Yesterday - "My man is the greatest. He's so good to me, he treats me so well. I really love him, ya know? I've never met a guy THIS great... I just wish he wouldn't rub his other girlfriend in my face so much."

yea im tired of whores. this particular girl is engaged too. she just kept complaining OVER AND OVER AGAIN that she should have been making money because she is dirty when she is drunk.

like wtf, why are you telling me this?

i quietly said, 'well thats good to know. i make my money because i can talk to people and im hot, but to each their own." and then i decided it was within my best interest to leave. The ability to pretend that no dirty stuff happens at my club is key to my mental health. which is why i really dont like hearing otherwise.

4everresolutions
04-29-2010, 10:35 AM
This is essentially the conversation I overheard two nights ago.....

Stripper 1: *eating cookies*
Stripper 2: Oh what’s that?
S1: Cookies that make you shit. Want one?
S2: OMG, I haven’t a good shit in ages! Do they work *takes cookie*.
S1: Yeah they work! You’ll shit real good!
S2: *Looks panicked* Do I have enough time to get home first?
S1: Oh that’s not enough to make you shit….y’gotta eat like, the whole bag to make you really shit good.
S2: Oh, okay. I didn’t wanna have a fuckin’ runny-shit on the way home.
S1: It doesn’t make your shit runny though, make it real hard. A really hard good shit if you eat enough.
S2: *sounding amazed* Get out!
The conversation continues, etc, etc………

sxcbbw
04-29-2010, 10:38 AM
Don't... ALL cookies do that, by virtue of being food mass?!

4everresolutions
04-29-2010, 10:55 AM
You would think. I believe these were some sort of store bought, 'organic', laxative cookie. Ick, I dunno.

Carly81
04-29-2010, 02:27 PM
S2: Oh, okay. I didn’t wanna have a fuckin’ runny-shit on the way home.


I read that as, "Oh, okay. I didn't wanna have a fuckin' good-shit on the way home", and it was funnier, if thats possible.

gypsydancer
04-30-2010, 06:54 AM
i overheard a girl telling a customer..

dancer: I want to move to a country where i dont have to shave
customer: france? they dont shve their pits either!
dancer: i dont care. i only shave my legs like once a month

Juliette25
04-30-2010, 08:26 AM
i only shave my legs like once a month
That lucky bitch!! LOL

I don't believe I would have that convo with a customer though /:O

Kylea2
04-30-2010, 09:28 AM
^^^ Agreed. I wonder if she just has good genetics for not having hair on the legs or if she's had it removed and just needs a few more appointments to be at the "no shaving" point.

rubyredlipsss
04-30-2010, 11:08 AM
i know a girl who naturally doesnt have hair on her legs. also lol at the comment about not shaving in france. seriously? that stereotype still continues? i've lived in france for quite a bit of time and girls shave and wax or w/e, even guys will wax their chest, etc. in fact i had this french male friend who asked me if it was normal for american girls to not shave...he hooked up with a girl that didn't shave anything and was pretty hairy.