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gypsydancer
05-01-2010, 01:16 PM
haha yeah. that stereotype does live on... and no shes actually pretty hairy. which made it all that more disturbing.
Juliette25
05-01-2010, 02:19 PM
haha yeah. that stereotype does live on... and no shes actually pretty hairy. which made it all that more disturbing.
Oh man I just assumed that she at least LOOKED like she didn't have hair on her legs. Cause, ya know... she's a stripper! Could this be a new niche? Hairy dancers?
Kylea2
05-01-2010, 02:20 PM
^^^ I assumed that too. Ewwww!
Otoki
05-02-2010, 09:43 AM
Huh. I actually rarely shave my legs, but they're not very visible hairs, so no one notices. Apparently they don't stare at my shins when I dance;)
Zinaida
05-02-2010, 10:17 AM
My leg hair is blonde and sometimes I don't touch it 'cause I'm lazy and guys actually compliment me on it... They're like: "Ooh I love your peach fuzz, it makes you glisten," even though it's clearly past the point of peach fuzz lol.
rubyredlipsss
05-02-2010, 12:26 PM
the hair on my shins is black but i can go about 4 days without it really showing, it's a little sparse. and on my thighs it's blonde. i just shave all of it though cause i like it smooth.
gypsy: was the girl french? i dunno it was funny cause my french friend asked me if that was normal for girls not to shave and the girl said yeah! and he was really confused and my friend and i were like ewwwwww she didn't shave ANYTHING!
ivygirl
05-02-2010, 10:22 PM
"I used to work in Vegas, but I was a size 11 at the time. I made five thousand dollars a night. Trust me - none of you girls are pretty enough to work there."
fattest girl in the club, nasty - ratty peroxide blonde hair that you can tell is dead from a mile away, gap teeth that are also brownish yellow, cant even dance on the pole all she does is move her hips so all of her ft jiggles and walks around the pole. She literally broke the pole off the ceiling once bc she tried spinning on it.
Kylea2
05-02-2010, 10:29 PM
I love the "none of you girls are pretty enough to work there"!
One of my best friends once said to me "Oh, they'd never hire you... even with a tan you wouldn't be tan enough for them!"
I cracked up. It's true though, I'm very pale even with a tan.
Su Su
05-05-2010, 02:05 AM
. She literally broke the pole off the ceiling once bc she tried spinning on it.
HAHAHAHAH THAT IS GOLD!!! ;D
I haven't heard anything too dramatic (yet)
Just the usual bitching about boyfriends, how slow their business is running tonight etc etc.
But I gotta admit I bitch a little with the other girls to express how crap my money is tonight.
I should probably stop though, I probably annoy the crap out of some of 'em :(
Harleigh HellKat
05-05-2010, 02:14 AM
Yeah don't tell em how much you make... the less ammunition they have, the better.
Simone NinaNin
05-05-2010, 09:32 PM
This conversation is going on right now.
Girl-"so, I was talking to my ex ex boyfriend and he's in California now. And he was like, 'what do you mean we broke up?' So I told him, 'bitch, you know I slept with two guys since you left. Well- 1 guy and 1 girl"
(I suppose this is what I get for sitting in the dressing room when I should be on the floor but it's soooo hard to leave. It's like a train wreck- no
matter how gross it is I have to look)
saphire123456
05-17-2010, 07:24 AM
i heard this gem a couple weeks ago -" only ugly girls ask for dances"
"ugly" girls dance count- 20+
her- 0
....laughing all the way to the bank.....
alexa111
05-17-2010, 10:12 AM
^^^ Lol! I actually heard a girl say something like that recently! My personal fave? "yeah, im on my 6th kid, they cant take this one too! " spoken by a very obvious meth addict...ugh
rubyredlipsss
05-18-2010, 10:16 AM
^that kind of reminds me of me talking to this girl, or well she was talking to me while i was putting my makeup on. the convo went a little bit like this
lazy eye dancer: "i haven't gotten my period yet, maybe i'm pregnant."
me: "oh, are you late?"
led: "yeah and i can just feel it, you know, i feel like i'm pregnant and i've been fucking this guy and we don't use condoms, this would be really bad i don't want a kid"
me: "don't you use protection?"
led: "no, we don't use condoms or anything. i never do"
me: "not even birth control?"
led: "nope, i've been pregnant before, i've had three abortions...but it'd be really bad if i'm pregnant, then i'd have to get another abortion"
*sighs* seriously? using abortion as a form of birth control? ldsfjasljfas why is it so hard to just get the pill or use condoms.
Collegegirl
05-18-2010, 10:19 AM
While doing my makeup yesterday I overheard a new girl on the phone
"Yea my baby will be 1 next week, I'm really surprised she made it to 1"
WTF?
Otoki
05-19-2010, 01:26 PM
While doing my makeup yesterday I overheard a new girl on the phone
"Yea my baby will be 1 next week, I'm really surprised she made it to 1"
WTF?
Holy shit. What? WHAT?
So, this conversation happened to me.
Korn was in the club on Sunday because they had a concert Monday, and they had spent good money the last time they were here post-concert. I made a bit of money off of their firedancer, but didn't really talk to the band much because they didn't seem interested in spending money at the time (and I'm not going to sit for free if I can make money with someone else).
At the end of the night, one of the newer girls at the club comes up to me:
New Girl: Hey, Sicily, what are your plans tonight?
Me: Um, why?
NG: Korn needs another girl to hang out with them. They want me to bring a friend for their guitarist.
Me:...UH yeah, no. I don't go out with customers. It's icky.
(At this point my friend is staring at me, holding in her laughter because I'm a huge tattle-tale on anyone who breaks the rules at the club)
NG: Oh, ok. Well, goodnight. *walks away*
My friend: (really loudly)Hey, Sicily, this guy gave me his business card with his number on it. Do you want to go back to his hotel and fuck him with me?
I told a manager about NG immediately, and when he radio'd down to the street security they were just yelling at her for having a customer try to get into her car. Her explanation: "I'm giving him a ride to his hotel".
WHAT.
What a stupid stupid girl.
pixierocksonthepole
05-19-2010, 04:51 PM
Wow^^^can't get dumber than that. David from Disturbed tried taking me home years ago...I still said no. But my night would have been shot had Korn showed up...they are my fave and I would willingly give up a night to hang with them even just at the club lol.
no...I'm not a groupie...just a dedicated non sexing fan lol.
Kylea2
05-19-2010, 08:35 PM
Good for you for reporting that! Wonders never cease, right? LOL Reminds me of all these girls that go along with people thinking "he's famous, so he must be safe"... uh, no - that's not how it works.
Emma82
05-20-2010, 10:43 AM
One girl was super drunk and singing, "Yoooou are so beautiful.... to meeeee, can't you see, caaan't yoooou seeeeeeeeeeee?" to her boyfriend's voicemail. And she was kind of stumbling into the lockers. Hot mess.
Another time, a girl who is really super talented on the pole and an excellent dancer said to me, "Guess you're only getting paid today if you're a crackhead covered in meth sores." The only girl making any money that day was the one who was breaking all the rules, pulling her g-string away from her crotch on stage (huge no-no), bouncing up and down on customers' laps, completely loaded within 2 hours of the club opening. And she had a huge nasty meth sore on her back that was about the size of a ping pong ball. It was gross, and I found the other girl's candor refreshing. We all wanted to say it, but she's the only one who did.
Another girl told us the other week that she's pregnant by a customer. With her fifth kid. :O
gypsydancer
05-21-2010, 04:00 AM
girl says to customer: yeah he's a good guy, but if i stay with him i have to stop drinking and snorting coke, but i cant really afford any right now anyway.
Juliette25
05-21-2010, 09:20 AM
girl says to customer: yeah he's a good guy, but if i stay with him i have to stop drinking and snorting coke, but i cant really afford any right now anyway.
Why do people say shit like this out loud?
rubyredlipsss
05-21-2010, 09:22 AM
^probably because she's fucked up on alcohol and coke :D
Juliette25
05-21-2010, 09:30 AM
^probably because she's fucked up on alcohol and coke :D
Ha!!! Very true.
Harleigh HellKat
05-21-2010, 02:59 PM
The stupidity of human beings disgusts me.
I would have some funny things to share, but the last time I was in a dressing room those stupid hoodrats were screeching so loud I couldn't understand a drunken word any of them were trying to say. Oh and then some drugged out fat chick tried to sit in my lap while I've got my legs crossed indian style and crushed my legs so I had to dump her out into the floor to get her off of me hahaha. Stupid loud ass bitches.
DesuvsDeath
05-23-2010, 12:11 PM
Last week at work... I spot a girl in a Rurouni Kenshin print one-piece.
Seeing as I'm a HUGE fan... and interested in obtaining something similar for myself in the future. I say, "Wow. Where did you find a Rurouni Kenshin print costume? Was that custom made?"
And she looks up at me... a semi-vacant expression in her glazed-over eyes and says, "Whaaaat? Oh. You mean the little Yu-Gi-Oh! guys?"
I could decide at this point if I wanted to shoot myself or her.
It's times like this I honestly can't believe how STUPID some of the girls I work with are.
I wanted to scream.
I want to scream every time I think of this story.
OMFG.
rareaspasia
05-23-2010, 12:37 PM
"I keep trying to grow my hair out but every time it gets past my bra strap one of my brothers sets it on fire."
I... What?! Every thing about this sentence was just wrong.
Otoki
05-24-2010, 07:43 AM
We had our first dressing-room fight EVER (in 5+ years) a few weeks ago. While recounting the events, one girl (who had been called a "white bitch" by the instigator) was getting really pissed just talking about it because the whole thing was so ridiculous, and then to have race brought into it for no reason just made her even more upset. As we're all riled up and animatedly denouncing the instigator's attitude and actions for about three minutes, our resident space cadet (trying to decide what to order) asks :
"Hey, guys, shrimp is good for you, right?"
We all immediately burst out laughing. She definitely lightened the mood, but seriously, WTF? How random.
CaseyLace
05-28-2010, 02:04 PM
Talking about a plastic champagne glass...
Dancer 1 (reading off the cup package, slowly): "five... ounce... glass... what do they mean?"
Dancer 2: "uhm... that it's a five ounce glass?"
Dancer 1: "But what would happen if you put more than five ounces in it?"
Yikes!
barbititty
05-28-2010, 03:20 PM
During a conversation about girls doing extras for next to nothing, "girl why are you on clearance?!"
Hilarious LOL
Juliette25
05-28-2010, 06:53 PM
Talking about a plastic champagne glass...
Dancer 1 (reading off the cup package, slowly): "five... ounce... glass... what do they mean?"
Dancer 2: "uhm... that it's a five ounce glass?"
Dancer 1: "But what would happen if you put more than five ounces in it?"
Yikes!
Oh my!
gypsydancer
05-28-2010, 07:13 PM
same girl as my last post
coke girl: so last night i left with this guy because he wanted some coke, and if i hooked him up he was supposed to take care of me, but when we got to his room and dude delivered the coke he didnt help me out. so i went there for nothing and he had two used condoms in his side table
other girl: umm.yeah.
coke girl: i dont like have sex guys for money, im not that kinda chick, but ill hook them up(with drugs) if they help me out.(with money)
other girl: mmhmm
LATER IN THE NIGHT
im sitting with a guy, and coke girl storms up and says
"what the fuck happened the other night? you didnt help me out at all!"
and then i walk quickly away and think about changing clubs
CaseyLace
05-30-2010, 07:00 PM
Same girl as my last post:
Dancer 1 is studying...
Dancer 2: What are you studying??
Dancer 1: Spanish.
Dancer 2: Then why is there a picture of Africa on the cover??
It was South America...
joyount
06-11-2010, 03:39 AM
great that very funny .,.,.,.you must take first safety measure to prevent deceases .,.LOL
pixierocksonthepole
06-11-2010, 04:57 AM
^^^^You never really put in anything of help or on topic in any of the threads...I'm confused because I can't make sense of anything you say in them either. o.0
mia_fey
06-11-2010, 06:39 AM
^ I know Pixie it's so annoying. This is either someone writing fudged up posts to confuse us all or it's a bot.
Apparently we had a new hire that got fired for doing extras in the couch dance area. My 2 dancer friends and I were talking about it when...
Dancer 1: This shit pisses me off, I tell you I'm in the mood for fighting!
Dancer 2: Well you can get between my legs and fight for air...
We all burst out laughing while other dancers were looking at us in confusion.
TurboHips
06-11-2010, 11:16 PM
Yeah. I'm gonna say either this girl is whacked outta her mind or shes a bot/troll. whatever. It IRKS me when people don't make sense, grammatically even.
I've heard some off the wall shit in the DR. Wish I had the memory to recall all the bizarre nonsense thats said
Harleigh HellKat
06-11-2010, 11:28 PM
Cease and deceases! :D
ViolaStrings
06-12-2010, 10:36 AM
great that very funny .,.,.,.you must take first safety measure to prevent deceases .,.lol
wtf is wrong with you
Athenathefabulous
06-12-2010, 10:48 AM
"my mamma always told me not to work at the nude clubs. she always told me to stick to the topless ones, yet here i am at a nudie one..."
shasta
06-12-2010, 10:50 AM
New girl says to other dancer in the dressing room, "I want to go on stage with you because you make me feel beautiful."
4everresolutions
06-12-2010, 11:02 AM
New girl says to other dancer in the dressing room, "I want to go on stage with you because you make me feel beautiful."
WHAT?!! ROFL! How creepy and odd and weird...
Harleigh HellKat
06-12-2010, 11:07 AM
It's either a really sweet thing to say, or she's trying to say the other dancer is ugly so she looks beautiful by comparison.
Ah new girls.
_Avery_
06-12-2010, 11:39 AM
"Just knowing I'm about to touch the stuff makes me gotta take a shit..."
.....a girl getting ready to do a line of blow....(so I assume)
rareaspasia
06-17-2010, 11:32 AM
Manager at the end of the night: Are all the girls back here? OK, good. When I find out which one of you bitches left a used tampon in the dance room I'm going to ram it down your throat.
Dancer: Mine's still in if you want to check.
I swear that I almost gagged. I dance barefoot often because this is a fairly nice club and if I'd stepped on that I would've barfed on my customer.
pixierocksonthepole
06-17-2010, 11:56 AM
^^^OMG that is so nasty! How disgusting. Can't be faily nice if they do that...o.0 Not trying to be offensive but that is the equivalent of flinging poo...just wrong.
mediocrity
06-17-2010, 12:12 PM
^^^^You never really put in anything of help or on topic in any of the threads...I'm confused because I can't make sense of anything you say in them either. o.0
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/kill-it-with-fire-demotivational-poster-1235695993.jpg
rareaspasia
06-17-2010, 12:52 PM
^^^OMG that is so nasty! How disgusting. Can't be faily nice if they do that...o.0 Not trying to be offensive but that is the equivalent of flinging poo...just wrong.
The club really is nice, but skanks still manage to sneak in sometimes. They fire them pretty quickly.
fortune33
06-17-2010, 05:32 PM
There was a woman pumping her breast milk in the dressing room the other night, and a very young (drunk) girl asked her: "Oh my god, do you drink it? Or do you like, have a kid?" ::)
Juliette25
06-18-2010, 01:14 PM
There was a woman pumping her breast milk in the dressing room the other night, and a very young (drunk) girl asked her: "Oh my god, do you drink it? Or do you like, have a kid?" ::)
Bahahahahaha!!!!!
ariel1228
06-18-2010, 02:36 PM
LOL. My bestie pumps her breast milk in the dressing room. Everyone is always asking her the stupidest questions!!!!