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rubyredlipsss
12-01-2010, 09:24 PM
^oh god. i worked with a girl that was dumb like that (i think was attempting massage school but struggling)... and the first time i ever talked to her she went on about how she thought she was pregnant and didn't want to have a 5th abortion...she said she's never used protection...she was about 38. and all of that information was volunteered.

DesuvsDeath
12-01-2010, 09:28 PM
^^Ahaha. This one was a real winner, too.

She was skinny... but with a big enough gut to constantly get mistaken for pregnant. Her real hair was shaved super short... so she always wore a wig. But it was like a cheap Halloween wig... you could see the part the nappy synthetic hair was sewn to and all... worn about an inch back from where the front of her hairline started... And she would always tell people "Did you know my hair was a wig? I shaved it off like a year ago and no one can even tell the difference..."
But she was always like "Do you think I look like Beyonce? My customer said I look like Beyonce." Or Rihanna (sp?)... or some other such celeb she looked nothing like.

rubyredlipsss
12-01-2010, 09:34 PM
^i worked with a girl with the worst wig too (i mentioned her in this thread before, she was talking to her boyfriend once on her cell yelling "you done broke my vcr!" she also wore granny panties, two inch wedges with velcro straps(!!!) and got on stage with a towel and get on all fours on it and just sit in that position for a minute.

DesuvsDeath
12-01-2010, 09:42 PM
Jesus.
I thought the girl I worked with was bad.
Honestly... I sort of felt bad for her... she was PROBABLY the dumbest person I have EVER met.

rubyredlipsss
12-01-2010, 09:49 PM
yeaaah...i ended up leaving that club shortly after those girls started coming in.

renaissancelove
01-04-2011, 08:06 PM
A girl I work with was telling another dancer her plan to murder her ex husband.

She was all "We gotta keep this a secret though guuuurl!"

I was less than a foot away :O

Samuela
01-23-2011, 08:13 AM
Another from tonight:

Girl 1: Can I borrow a tampon?
Girl 2: Uh, no. You can just have it. I don't really want it back.


LOL. i was supervising a new library location and i got my period in the middle of a shift. and I asked another librarian the exact same thing. it totally broke the ice between us.

this phrase is apparently not unique to the dancing world

Samuela
01-23-2011, 09:02 AM
Another from tonight:

Girl 1: Can I borrow a tampon?
Girl 2: Uh, no. You can just have it. I don't really want it back.


I don't see whay that is so bad- I have read about many former cutters using tattoos as a way to stop cutting. Either as a replacement or as a reward for going a certain amount of time with hurting themself.

thats actually very true.

So Fine Divyne
01-23-2011, 10:28 AM
Okay so I'm in the dressing room explaining to a girl how to give her boyfriend a blowjob. She's all like I've never done it before, everytime I try he complains but he keeps asking. This goes from a simple explanation to one using visual aids. This draws like 15 girls and the female manager. I'm explaining lips in and lips out and how to do handless. While I'm demonstrating how to get the condom on without him knowing because she refuses to swallow another dancer says,"I never use condoms when I give blowjobs because if I have to use a condom I shouldn't be doing it." I still have my hand in my mouth so I cut my eyes at the bitch. Dancer to left says,"You a nasty bitch. U lucky as hell you don't have gono(rrhea)mouth cuz u have a new boyfriend every week." Dressing room erupts in laughter. Nasty Bitch just storms out mad as hell. Gold Club 2002

tempest666
01-23-2011, 10:41 AM
I was in the dressing room last night when one dancer approached me. We're pretty good work buddies. "So do you and your man have to fuck every day? Are you pregnant?" just as soon as I was about to reply our favorite dancer (the one who douches with peroxide) screams at a male patron exiting the CR "Muthafucka, you better not piss on the toilet seat or on the floor!"

Male custies are strictly prohibited from using the upstairs restroom due to a few unpleasant...accidents. ::)

pixierocksonthepole
01-23-2011, 04:40 PM
^^Wow, sounds like a fun club lol

Otoki
01-24-2011, 10:34 AM
At a new club, where the tiny tiny DR is right behind the stage, the door can't close all the way, so you can actually hear DR convos if the music isn't really loud and bassy.

One girl says she's going to church tomorrow (Sunday) and asks another if she is. Girl B says no, because if she sets foot in a church it'll catch on fire. When Girl A hears Girl B say no to church, she starts SCREAMING at her about how she should go, blah blah, sinners are welcome blah blah make time for that man, blah blah, and Girl B is standing up for herself, also loudly. This goes on for close to ten minutes, with Girl B trying to end the convo and Girl A (drunk as fuck, and possibly coked up) not letting it go.

I finally point out how hilarious it is that a club full of customers has been listening to two bitches scream about church and Jesus for a whole stage set. Girl A says "Wait, they can fucking HEAR US?"

So yeah, a whole bunch of customers got to overhear THAT DR conversation. ::)

Tasha_xoxo
01-24-2011, 12:21 PM
Said very loudly after another girl offered her raisins.

Girl A: do want some?
Girl B: I once saw my grandparents having sex,,and thats why I dont eat raisins.

hahaha everyone in the DR burst out laughing.

pixierocksonthepole
01-24-2011, 07:58 PM
ooooooo thats nasty lmao

CherryBomb954
01-25-2011, 04:53 PM
Well, I live in Tucson and as most of you know, we have made national news recently for a congresswoman and several other people being the victims of a deadly shooting.

There has been stupid stripper banter going back and forth in the DR since the shootings, most which I have ignored and just let go in one ear and out the other.

There was one comment however, I couldn't ignore. I can't remember exactly how the convo went in order to do the "Girl 1, Girl 2" breakdown but basically, two people were discussing the backround of the shooter, Jared Loughner, and how he had a normal childhood and came from a decent neighborhood. Then the convo goes on about how most of the time, the shooters in other incidents (like Columbine) have had a rocky backround.

Well, Girl A, lets say, goes "I mean, I grew up in bad neighborhoods, and my parents were not exactly great....it's like, I understand where they are coming from. I get why they do it"

So I piped up and said, "SO, your excusing the actions of murderers and criminals cause they had a bad childhood and grew up in a rough neighborhood??"

And Girl A...."No, I mean all I'm saying is I get where they're coming from. I understand why they do it"

O....K.....

Otoki
01-26-2011, 01:36 AM
^^There's a difference between understanding why someone may think/do something, and agreeing with it or justifying it. I think she's trying to say that she can see why someone who is really fucked up at home might do something like that, while still acknowledging that it's wrong.

CherryBomb954
01-26-2011, 02:49 AM
That's what I was hoping for, but it really seemed like she was excusing it.

Money_Worshipper
02-19-2011, 01:37 AM
a friend of mine was drunk one night after work. she and i were looking at ourselves in the mirror when she said:

her: "do i sound stupid to you?" very serious face.

me: "no who told you that? i'd punch her for you!"

her: "a girl told me that i don't sound very smart"

she started punching the mirror in a an exaggerating act and but then she started punching her cheek hard while everybody in the dressing room was watching. i grabbed her wrist before she did any damage on her face.

Surprise
02-19-2011, 02:24 AM
"i know when the lights go off like that, somebody 'bout to get beat"

Samuela
02-19-2011, 05:28 PM
a friend of mine was drunk one night after work. she and i were looking at ourselves in the mirror when she said:

her: "do i sound stupid to you?" very serious face.

me: "no who told you that? i'd punch her for you!"

her: "a girl told me that i don't sound very smart"

she started punching the mirror in a an exaggerating act and but then she started punching her cheek hard while everybody in the dressing room was watching. i grabbed her wrist before she did any damage on her face.


thats really sad to be honest. poor girl

firemaiden04
02-20-2011, 06:09 PM
"i know when the lights go off like that, somebody 'bout to get beat"

I don't know why, but this seriously made me LOL

JadenJ
02-21-2011, 10:56 AM
"Girl you can get anything at the beauty supply store in the hood! You need beauty, you got it, you need shoes, you got it. You need some damn living room furniture, you got it! It's a one stop shop!"

Awesome :)

SO TRUE! I live right up the block from one and you CAN get anything in there! My favorite place aside from Sephora!

vivylicious
02-25-2011, 06:58 PM
*a dancer is walking through the dressing room right as someone is spraying her crotch with special coochie perfume*
Dancer A: did you just walk through a cloud of pussy spray?
Dancer B: yeah *whole dressing room starts busting up*


*talking about fucked up things you could say to a black person*
Black dancer: you think that’s fucked up? when this customer saw my pussy he told me “oh, I thought it’d be pinker”. i was like bitch did you see the rest of my skin tone?


*completely naked stripper storms out of the lap dance area, obviously pissed off and causing a scene*
Dancer: that guy just jizzed on me! get him out of here
Customer: *walks up to the dj and attempts to clear up any confusion*
Dancer: GET HIM OUT OF HERE! DON’T EVER LET HIM COME BACK IN!
*the customer leaves*
Dj: *on the mic* well at least now we know she gives a pretty good lap dance
*everyone in the club laughs*

Dance A: wait, taylor is your real name? why don’t you have a stage name?
Taylor: cause I don’t wanna go to the mall and have some customer be like “oh what up CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES”

anouk.oui
03-12-2011, 10:07 AM
a girl just covers self in fake tan and glitter spray/poweder in dressing room
other dancer walks through and says
- oh my god, so much glitter in the air, people are gonna think we killed a fairy!

i LOL'd for 5 mins. straight.

Otoki
03-13-2011, 11:08 PM
I walked into the DR, smack in the middle of this conversation:

A: Joyce was biting my feet.
B: BITING your FEET?!
A: Yeah, like, we were in VIP with this dude, and she kept pulling my leg down and biting my foot.
B: Is that why she said she was going to get a fungus? GROSS!
A: Yeah! And it, like hurt.


:O<-- My face, after which I turned on my heel and walked out.

So Fine Divyne
03-14-2011, 09:14 AM
Overheard in hallway between dressing room and manager ofc while waiting to check out:
Old chick obviously drunk, fairly new back on the scene, states "I have something to say. We are all in America so I think we should all speak American in here. I think it is rude as hell when someone comes up to your table and you stop speaking English and only speak Mexican cause if you got something to say you need to fucking say it." I say, "Look that was rude as hell and you're gonna get your ass jumped. Leave the Mexican Mafia alone."

Yulia, hispanic, in hallways asks if it was directed at her.

OC:I'm talking to whoever was blocking my money.

Yulia: Leesten beesh, he did not want to talk to you and he said so in English stupid.

OC:You didn't give me a chance to find out.

Yulia:You know the problem is, you too old beesh! You and your pussy is old and wrinkly, okay. They no like that.

Hallway erupts in laughter. I think our new old chick is on the way out.

SexyLyric
03-14-2011, 02:54 PM
*as dancer 1 madly sprays feminine spray on her chica*

Dancer 2: I never spray anything on my girl except water
Dancer 1: Well I just had a yeast infection
Dancers 3 and 4 look at each other
Dancer 3: Jay was back here last week and was like "it smells like a yeast infection back here"
Dancer 4: Well at least now we know we why.
Dancer 1: Uh Uh My [email protected] don't stink, ever.
Dancer 3: So why'd you just use half of the new girl's feminine spray?
Dancer 1: So the yeast doesn't start stinking...

-___-

*Note* Dancer 1 is a cokehead... as witnessed by her sniffling lines without a blink.

kaiarose
03-14-2011, 03:03 PM
^ Those feminine sprays are what causes yeast infections... she's going to be dealing with a nasty snatch for awhile :/

grungeglam
03-19-2011, 07:33 AM
"i wonder what Jesus' cum would taste like.....cotton candy? And maybe it would glitter?"

lifetravelergirl
03-21-2011, 04:19 AM
"My teeth are so bad that the only thing holding them in is the tartar."

xGigi
03-21-2011, 08:09 AM
^ Those feminine sprays are what causes yeast infections... she's going to be dealing with a nasty snatch for awhile :/

ew really? I knew it couldn't be healthy to spray the insane amounts that some of the girls do hahaha. I usually just spray a tiny bit on the inside of my thong.

tempest666
03-21-2011, 09:46 AM
"i wonder what Jesus' cum would taste like.....cotton candy? And maybe it would glitter?"


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! ask Mary Magdelane

charlottepower
03-21-2011, 10:32 AM
Ok, so I didn't overhear this. I said it. :( I was a little tipsy and corrected myself right away. That said, it's pretty funny.

He gave up masturbation for lint.

Obviously, I meant lent. :P

girlundressed
03-24-2011, 07:34 PM
Girl 1: What do you think of these panties? Be honest with me!
Girl 2: It looks like you are shitting ruffles.

Her panties had this weird vertical line of ruffles running right down the ass crack and it was hilarious. Why anyone would make panties like that I have no idea.

SparkyBunny
03-25-2011, 03:50 PM
"I take my sock and I stick in their mouth and I say, "THIS IS ME! THIS IS WHAT I MADE!" And I make them chew on my dirty, sweaty socks and they LIKE IT!"

Summertime
07-26-2011, 03:44 PM
I was a part of this exchange the other night:

Older Eastern-European Stripper: (saying something about resurrection)
Me: (joking along) Eh well, I'm Jewish. I don't believe in all that anyway.
OEES: Jewish? You mean like Hitler?
Me: ...what?
OEES: Wasn't Hitler like part Jewish or something?
Me: Um. Technically, but we don't really claim him since he had six million of us killed.
OEES: Killed? Really? Oh.
Me:

The thing that baffles me is that clearly she knew who Hitler was, so what exactly did she think he was infamous for?
Hi
I've been reading this site for a while and decided to comment for the first time.
The woman described came from Eastern Europe. Nazi camps had not only Jewish people but people of other ethnicities (ex., people from Poland, Ukraine, Russia, Italy etc. who were not always Jewish).
That's what Wiki says:
Some scholars maintain that the definition of the Holocaust should also include the Nazis' genocide of millions of people in other groups, including Romani ("Gypsies"), Sinti, Soviet prisoners of war, Polish and Soviet civilians, homosexuals, people with disabilities, Jehovah's Witnesses and other political and religious opponents, which occurred regardless of whether they were of German or non-German ethnic origin.
I don't wanna sound as a nerd but my grandfather managed to survive 5 years in a Nazi concentration camp (he isn't Jewish). When someone talks about Hitler I always remember him and his experience first. That's what that woman could have thought (since she's from EE and more likely has relatives of her ethnicity killed during the war or in the camps). In some countries they write down in history books more about their own experiences with the war. She just didn't clarify this. I honestly could never remember the numbers of different ethnicities killed by SS. But I think they all deserve to be remembered as part of the Holocaust.
But the woman still sounded wierd.

Summertime
07-26-2011, 03:53 PM
Great thread! Please, post more! :)

vivylicious
07-27-2011, 07:59 AM
*a girl at work is wearing a hello kitty necklace that opens up*
Dancer: gosh, if this thing just closed it would be a great…
Me: *thinking in my head* weed container
Dancer: pill container


*referring to a restaurant called “jail”*
Me: me and my roommate got jail today
Dancer: oh I love that place! I remember when I first moved here everyone was like “duuude you gotta eat at jail! It’s so good!” and I was like “uhh I’ve been to jail, and they put rocks in your food”


*dancer talking on the phone in the dressing room*
Dancer: no no no you got it all wrong. IIIII was talking about xanax. SHEEE was talking about chlorophyll


*in the dressing room at work*
Dancer A: how’s your baby?
Nineteen year old mother: good! she started walking the other day
Dancer A: oh wowww
Nineteen year old mother: yeah, it was pretty fuckin cool

missfionna
07-30-2011, 12:47 PM
This is more of an 'overseen', and kinda funny and sad at the same time. it was a dead nite and most of the girls were in the dr. a new, but older dancer ask a new, very young dancer (barely old enough to drinkand she was also a little tipsy) what does she have on her key chain. she said that it was a mini bottle of lube incase she ever needed any. another older, very outspoken dancer jumps in on the convo and they start talking about how it smells, feels, etc. the really young girl was bent over kinda doggy style naked and the other newer dancer asked her if she could try some. girl said yes, next thing u know the other dancer
sticks a finger in her cooch (u
could tell by her face it wasnt expected!). then the older dancer jumps in out of nowhere and sticks some fingers in the girls arse. this lasted for about 5 mins. poor girl looked so .shocked and uncomfortable. i think she was too scared to do anything because the other girls were a little ghetto. that was the last night anyone saw the little girl. the other 2 girls got in trouble after the manager saw them 'violating her' on the dr camera and scaring her off.

kitinboots
07-31-2011, 12:09 AM
Wow :O

4everresolutions
07-31-2011, 01:08 AM
This is more of an 'overseen', and kinda funny and sad at the same time. it was a dead nite and most of the girls were in the dr. a new, but older dancer ask a new, very young dancer (barely old enough to drinkand she was also a little tipsy) what does she have on her key chain. she said that it was a mini bottle of lube incase she ever needed any. another older, very outspoken dancer jumps in on the convo and they start talking about how it smells, feels, etc. the really young girl was bent over kinda doggy style naked and the other newer dancer asked her if she could try some. girl said yes, next thing u know the other dancer
sticks a finger in her cooch (u
could tell by her face it wasnt expected!). then the older dancer jumps in out of nowhere and sticks some fingers in the girls arse. this lasted for about 5 mins. poor girl looked so .shocked and uncomfortable. i think she was too scared to do anything because the other girls were a little ghetto. that was the last night anyone saw the little girl. the other 2 girls got in trouble after the manager saw them 'violating her' on the dr camera and scaring her off.


This was nauseating to read.

mediocrity
07-31-2011, 10:12 AM
That's one of the most shocking stories I've ever heard, and that's saying something.

*Jade*Love
07-31-2011, 09:45 PM
Two dancers talking behind me while I'm getting ready, one says to the other in an encouraging tone "I really like you when you're not fucked up"

On a different occasion, girl doing her hair next to me: "My roommate's been making me dick shaped pancakes every morning.. I'm so sick of having dicks for breakfast!" LOL

sexyscarlet
08-11-2011, 10:02 AM
"i wonder what Jesus' cum would taste like.....cotton candy? And maybe it would glitter?"

OMG lol I just died reading this!!! Fucking hilarious.

I just started working at this new club a couple of weeks ago and there's this girl who everyone loves. She's funny, sexy as hell, and is always done up perfectly. Well anyway we were sitting back there chatting and getting ready when this happened.

Me: Oh my God, I can't stand next to you Dancer1, I look like a ghost next to you! You're so tan!!

Dancer1: Oh, trust me I'm not tan. This is my natural color. This is without the spray tans and lotions. If I used those I would almost look black.

Me: You're naturally that dark?

Dancer1: Yeah, I'm Italian. This is all natural. UV's only baby.

I died.

cherryblossomsinspring
08-11-2011, 10:20 AM
This is more of an 'overseen', and kinda funny and sad at the same time. it was a dead nite and most of the girls were in the dr. a new, but older dancer ask a new, very young dancer (barely old enough to drinkand she was also a little tipsy) what does she have on her key chain. she said that it was a mini bottle of lube incase she ever needed any. another older, very outspoken dancer jumps in on the convo and they start talking about how it smells, feels, etc. the really young girl was bent over kinda doggy style naked and the other newer dancer asked her if she could try some. girl said yes, next thing u know the other dancer
sticks a finger in her cooch (u
could tell by her face it wasnt expected!). then the older dancer jumps in out of nowhere and sticks some fingers in the girls arse. this lasted for about 5 mins. poor girl looked so .shocked and uncomfortable. i think she was too scared to do anything because the other girls were a little ghetto. that was the last night anyone saw the little girl. the other 2 girls got in trouble after the manager saw them 'violating her' on the dr camera and scaring her off.

Oh my:O

C0RINNE
08-11-2011, 12:35 PM
Coked out dancer: I have a question..
Dancer B: What?
Coked: Do you think I look like a mouse?
Dancer B: Hmmm nah girl I'd say your def more catlike
Coked: Oh ok... I was worried.
:O

Random Dancer to me: Ohhh you're so tall... you should change your dancer name to Gigantor!
Me: uhh :O

Kisca
08-11-2011, 12:53 PM
(parking lot of the club) Im getting out and there is a "pimp" car with a stripper in it. Pimp is yelling at her.

(in the change room) Pimped out stripper walks in, teary in the eyes, and decides to call her pimp.

"Im mad at you, you cant treat me like a dog!... Its not my fault its shit (not enough dick sucking, huh?) - Well you didnt take me tanning in 2 weeks! 2 weeks! I work my ass off and you didnt even bring me food last night when you bought food for all your buddies and you. I dont get food and I havnt even tanned!"
(pimp bitches at her to suck more dick!)

She smoked a ciggy, got all pissy then went onto the floor looking for prey to suck.

our CR is kinda lame, that was funniest in awhile!

4everresolutions
08-12-2011, 06:16 AM
^ Holy shit! Yeah that's kinda funny. And a bit sad too. I probably would have had to work hard not to laugh. So desensitized to it all now....

sweetheart18
08-12-2011, 09:50 AM
pill girl/extras talking to housemom "I'm so pissed my mom has my car and is picking me up from work.."
Keep in mind she's around 25.
mom asks why she doesn't have her car and she replies "Everyyy night I get back home and shes asking for my money. Soon as I'm in the car I have to give it to her! She got custody of my kids becuase I had to go out of town for a week."
mom and I look at each other funny, then out of no where she starts talking with another girl about how her boyfriend is such an idiot because he got her a necklace that cost 100,000 but won't pay his rent so he needs to live with her and her mom now. what the hellz. If you have a 100,000$ necklace why don't you sell it, buy your car and get custody of your kids?

_Avery_
08-12-2011, 06:10 PM
I don't see whay that is so bad- I have read about many former cutters using tattoos as a way to stop cutting. Either as a replacement or as a reward for going a certain amount of time with hurting themself.

True, true.
Cover up old scars too.