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creolekitty
08-12-2011, 07:56 PM
This is more of an 'overseen', and kinda funny and sad at the same time. it was a dead nite and most of the girls were in the dr. a new, but older dancer ask a new, very young dancer (barely old enough to drinkand she was also a little tipsy) what does she have on her key chain. she said that it was a mini bottle of lube incase she ever needed any. another older, very outspoken dancer jumps in on the convo and they start talking about how it smells, feels, etc. the really young girl was bent over kinda doggy style naked and the other newer dancer asked her if she could try some. girl said yes, next thing u know the other dancer
sticks a finger in her cooch (u
could tell by her face it wasnt expected!). then the older dancer jumps in out of nowhere and sticks some fingers in the girls arse. this lasted for about 5 mins. poor girl looked so .shocked and uncomfortable. i think she was too scared to do anything because the other girls were a little ghetto. that was the last night anyone saw the little girl. the other 2 girls got in trouble after the manager saw them 'violating her' on the dr camera and scaring her off.


:O

Good god.

Brandi_Lynn
08-12-2011, 08:07 PM
This is more of an 'overseen', and kinda funny and sad at the same time. it was a dead nite and most of the girls were in the dr. a new, but older dancer ask a new, very young dancer (barely old enough to drinkand she was also a little tipsy) what does she have on her key chain. she said that it was a mini bottle of lube incase she ever needed any. another older, very outspoken dancer jumps in on the convo and they start talking about how it smells, feels, etc. the really young girl was bent over kinda doggy style naked and the other newer dancer asked her if she could try some. girl said yes, next thing u know the other dancer
sticks a finger in her cooch (u
could tell by her face it wasnt expected!). then the older dancer jumps in out of nowhere and sticks some fingers in the girls arse. this lasted for about 5 mins. poor girl looked so .shocked and uncomfortable. i think she was too scared to do anything because the other girls were a little ghetto. that was the last night anyone saw the little girl. the other 2 girls got in trouble after the manager saw them 'violating her' on the dr camera and scaring her off.

Omg! That poor baby! That's would be horrifying! :O

Warped
08-15-2011, 07:54 PM
Random Dancer: asks house mom "I would like a bottle of water with a glass of ice" looks over at me and says "I dont drink tap water"
Me: "ummmm, the ice is tap water...."
Random Dancer: "huh, I never thought of that" *leaves*
House Mom: looks at me "I always knew you were one of the smart ones"

Dancer: "Does my vagina look weird to you? I mean have you seen another like mine? I feel like it looks different to everyones"
Me: "I do t know, I havent really looked at it (she was dressed when asking this) but everyone is different"

Sometimes I really question my coworkers :/

callista
10-14-2011, 06:21 PM
Just heard this one a few weeks ago.

"Shut your dicksucker, bitch!"

callista
10-14-2011, 06:22 PM
Random Dancer: asks house mom "I would like a bottle of water with a glass of ice" looks over at me and says "I dont drink tap water"
Me: "ummmm, the ice is tap water...."
Random Dancer: "huh, I never thought of that" *leaves*


OMG. My grandma does the same thing. *facepalm*

chanzep
10-14-2011, 06:39 PM
Just heard this one a few weeks ago.

"Shut your dicksucker, bitch!"

love this soo funni;D

callista
10-15-2011, 01:18 AM
^^ the same girl also yelled out, "Go put your sally hansen's on, Durex!" at the same girl, who was known for using that crappy spray tan that rubs off EVERYWHERE.

bklynbombshell
10-15-2011, 03:56 AM
Just heard this one a few weeks ago.

"Shut your dicksucker, bitch!"

So using this. Lolol.

chanzep
10-15-2011, 11:44 AM
^^ the same girl also yelled out, "Go put your sally hansen's on, Durex!" at the same girl, who was known for using that crappy spray tan that rubs off EVERYWHERE.

sounds funni at your club.

anouk.oui
10-16-2011, 05:02 AM
i came across this gem on sat night.

dancer 1: im only here for two hours, then im gonna go out on a first date with this guy then come back n finish my shift. so excited, hes so hot.

*gets ready and leaves*

a few hours later she shows up again all glowing with a massive grin.
dancer 2: sooo how was the date
dancer 1: it was amazing hehe we had a great dinner....... :D :D
dancer 2: wow youre like glowing did you.......................;)
dancer 1: YES omg he was fucking fantastic! AHH best fuck i had in like forever. eh. better get out there n finish my shift...
dancer 2: AWE. why didnt you just stay at his hotel for the rest of the night if it was sooo good?
dancer 1: i cant, i have to wait for my boyfriend to give me a ride home.

*whole dressing room erupts into laughter at the same time*

trishaxxxo
10-17-2011, 07:33 PM
last night, several quotes from this day girl getting off as I was going in for night shift, whom ive never met, i had left a bag of "free stuff" in the dressing room bc i was stripper clothes purging

"OMG thanks for the clothes I need them so bad I just got out of jail and I dont have anything!"
"Do you have any hairspray/a hairbrush/a phone/mascara/baby wipes?"
"All of the universe is positive love and energy and i am sending you these vibrations through my body"
after pounding a shot>> "I love being drunk and stoned so much I just got kicked out of drug rehab like a week ago and I havnt been drunk all month!"

trishaxxxo
10-17-2011, 07:38 PM
Dance A: wait, taylor is your real name? why don’t you have a stage name?
Taylor: cause I don’t wanna go to the mall and have some customer be like “oh what up CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES”

HOMG this made me laugh so hard i cried :laughing::laughing:

Sia
10-26-2011, 12:12 AM
"Wash your butthole, bitch!" This spoken about a nasty new girl who was walking around on the floor with visible shit on her ass. :ill:

Emanuelle
10-29-2011, 07:34 AM
One dancer in the dressing room asks "do you guys ever have a bad night?" one of the other girls, who is around the corner starts shouting "no! I never have a bad night! I never have a bad night! I made $4,000 tonight! I mean last night I only made $40, well I lied, it was $300, but that's like $40 to me! Some girl I was in a room with blew a guy for only half an hour so she must have bad nights, but I never do! I mean if someone is giving you $10,000 or $20,000 then I guess it's ok to do that but if you're doing it for, like, only $2,000 or $3,000, then what are you, like, a prostitute or something?"
Hmmm...... So that must be why they're called high dollar hotties, not high dollar hookers. Also, if everyone else is making $3,000 for half an hour I seem to be doing something very wrong.

milkyway
10-29-2011, 07:54 AM
Dancer runs into the dressing room "i just got 50 dollars extra for vip! and i didnt even have to fuck him this time!" face palm.

MiaStarr
10-29-2011, 11:40 AM
"Drunk is NOT SEXY" ... Written in large black letters on the white board in our DR. Apparently written by a frustrated waitress the other night. :D

_Avery_
11-14-2011, 11:11 AM
Sitting there fixing my makeup and I hear some girl tell another girl,
"Think I'm gonna change my name every weekend".
"Why? To what?"
"Think I'm gonna change it to a different reindeer every Saturday. For the holidays and all. Next Saturday I'll be Blitzen...."

wtf?! lol

Corey
11-14-2011, 11:25 AM
(This one is really more cute than stupid)

Thai dancer to Mexican dancer: "How many perros to the dollar"
Me: "It depends. What that be pitbulls, collies or poodles"?
Thai dancer: Whaaa???! (Mexican dancer giggles)
Me: It PESOS. Perros is dogs in Spanish
Thai dancer: (blushes) I'm sorry.
Mexican Dancer: Laughs hard;D

Otoki
11-15-2011, 12:31 PM
Haha aw, that's cute:D

DancingDaisy
11-15-2011, 09:33 PM
lol love this thread

Corey
11-16-2011, 01:04 PM
*as dancer 1 madly sprays feminine spray on her chica*

Dancer 2: I never spray anything on my girl except water
Dancer 1: Well I just had a yeast infection
Dancers 3 and 4 look at each other
Dancer 3: Jay was back here last week and was like "it smells like a yeast infection back here"
Dancer 4: Well at least now we know we why.
Dancer 1: Uh Uh My [email protected] don't stink, ever.
Dancer 3: So why'd you just use half of the new girl's feminine spray?
Dancer 1: So the yeast doesn't start stinking...

-___-

*Note* Dancer 1 is a cokehead... as witnessed by her sniffling lines without a blink.

^ ^ ^

Her "Chica"?? That's a cute name for it:D

Aslinn
11-19-2011, 03:12 PM
*in the dressing room at work*
Dancer A: how’s your baby?
Nineteen year old mother: good! she started walking the other day
Dancer A: oh wowww
Nineteen year old mother: yeah, it was pretty fuckin cool

What's funny about that, I don't get it?

sierra.
11-19-2011, 10:15 PM
Brought to you live, from the dressing room...

Dancer A: What happened to my glamorous stripper lifestyle? Showers of coke, and Prada... keychains. I couldn't afford the purses. You know, all the coke.
Dancer B: Now all I can afford is diet pills.

zivlet
11-24-2011, 03:51 PM
"wash your butthole, bitch!" this spoken about a nasty new girl who was walking around on the floor with visible shit on her ass. :ill:


what the actual fuck?!!?

glitzy
11-24-2011, 06:08 PM
It's a ridiculously slow dayshift. Noone is in the club and strippers are laying under the counters, splayed on chairs, doing makeup, eating.

Dancer A: "Man, I just need 20 more dollars to break 100. I wish someone would just WALK up to me and HAND me 20 dollars."
Dancer B: "Yeah. I wish someone would come in here with a duffel bag of $4000 and just give it to me."

Murmers of approval about this absurd scenario from everyone in the dressing room.

Dancer B: [sarcastic] "Well. It seems we all have similar dreams and aspirations."
...silence...
Dancer C: "Yeah...NOTHING!!!" Extremely loud cackle.

Sia
11-24-2011, 08:47 PM
what the actual fuck?!!?

Yeah, for real. And this was at the supposed "classy" club in town. I have no idea why they hired her or kept her. Guys have gotten up mid-dance and left because she stunk so bad. Gag.

lokikola
11-24-2011, 09:44 PM
Not in the DR but worthy of this thread....
I was at my cousin's house for dinner and she had also invited her friend from high school, white chick who IMO is pretty pretentious/uppity up and what not. She was saying how she needed to get a passport to travel some place in Europe and my cousin tells her she better get on that because it takes a long time to get it... and she says, "really? Even for Citizens?"

It was funny because she was obviously assuming my cousin and I aren't citizens (my cousin was actually born in Mexico but is a citizen now and has a passport and I was born and raised in the US).

JessicaCM
11-27-2011, 02:27 PM
Some of these stories are sad, funny, and gross...smh. Well for me just stuff about drugs, other strippers getting their money taken by their boyfriends or getting beat by him, past strippers who were whores and drama starters, crazy stuff about past managers and employees, and the usual shit talking about the annoying bouncer, rules, other the most hated girl in the club. Nothing to bizarre.

kikidejavu
12-26-2011, 10:06 PM
bump :)

SexyLyric
12-28-2011, 04:15 AM
*Dancer 1 as she bounces into the dressing room swinging her large purse about to do a private dance*
"Let me get a baby wipe just in case he wants to lean over and lick me in my azz..."
(o.O)

Another day Another dancer
Dancer 2: "Fuck I hate this shyt!!!! This is not how my life was supposed to be. I don't feel like smiling and laughing, and touching and rubbing and letting them touch and rub on me."
Dancer 3: I mean we do what we have to do but aint nobody in here over joyed about being here Except Mani (Dancer #1 from first section post)

seashell
12-28-2011, 11:29 AM
Last night there was an educational discussion about anatomy...

Housemom: You gotta stop adjusting your panties, we can all see your pussy when you do that!
Girl: No you can't... I just do it like this! *adjusts it*
GIrl 2: I saw it! I saw your pussy hair!!
Girl: That's not my pussy...
Housemom: This whole are area is your pussy! This whole triangle... *gets up and grabs her crotch* THIS IS YOUR PUSSY!
Girl: It IS? *looking at her crotch*
Housemom: YES!!! How long have you had that pussy?!?

Hahahaha... She was confused about how far down was considered "pussy" and what was OK for customers to see. Driving home I kept thinking "THISISYOURPUSSY!!!"and cracking up

*Jade*Love
12-28-2011, 05:51 PM
I'm putting my purse away in a locker, a girl comes up next to me to open hers and says:

"I just did a line, took a shot, and ate a mcflurry. I don't feel so good now :-\ "

And I'm like "Yeeeeah...you probably did those in the wrong order" lol

kikidejavu
12-28-2011, 10:31 PM
^Lmao. There is no right order for carbs or coke! Especially carbs ;)

OliveJardin
12-29-2011, 02:33 AM
Dancer 1: Yeah, I want to go to thailand to get mine (boobies) done.
Dancer 2: Thailand? No baby DON'T get surgery in Asia! I got mine done in Indonesia & they are amazing see * pops one out*

*face palm*

anouk.oui
01-15-2012, 03:51 AM
dancer 2 stumbles into DR in dress shirt

dancer 1: hey i love that outfit! where'd you get that shirt?
dancer 2 : *mumble... mumble... stumble...*
dancer 1: what? you stole it?
dancer 2: n..o im stoned




...okay

Warped
01-16-2012, 08:19 PM
Overheard last week:
Dancer1: i did two rooms today, omg I love (whatever custies name is) tongue, it feel live a vibrator!
Dancer2: yeah, I did a room with him last week, its awesome
Dancer3: i love (custies name)!

Ew...

shasta
01-16-2012, 09:23 PM
"I'm just really fertile. Ya know, Mexicans and black people are super fertile. I'm Mexican so couldn't help having kids."

rareaspasia
01-17-2012, 12:16 AM
"I'm not really into girls, I had a threesome one time but it didn't really count because she was my cousin, you know? But she might actually be my sister because I found out when I was a teenager that my dad raped her mom and she might be his."

If it had been aaaaanyone else I might have thought they were just fucking with me but I've known this girl for a few years and seriously, I don't doubt that she was telling the truth. But that thing is I really don't know her that well and it was one of those moments where I just wanted to blurt out, "Jesus, why are you telling me this?"

Jessie_tinydancer
01-17-2012, 12:55 AM
"You know how when you have sex with the same guy for ages eventually you become immune to his sperm so you can't get pregnant?"

Says the dancer that already had one baby at 19... bah!

firemaiden04
01-17-2012, 03:07 AM
^ ...what? WHAT?!!

Jessie_tinydancer
01-17-2012, 03:42 AM
^ ya apparently her boyfriend told her that... good one. We explained it wasn't true.

sexy_celeste
01-17-2012, 08:52 AM
"You know how when you have sex with the same guy for ages eventually you become immune to his sperm so you can't get pregnant?"

Says the dancer that already had one baby at 19... bah!

HAHAHAHA thats classic! hence why some families have 20 kids!

Jessie_tinydancer
01-17-2012, 05:02 PM
Dancer: "I just don't understand why anyone would pay $30 for a lipstick when you can just take it"
Me: "Ughhhh you mean you stole it?"
Dancer: "Well not really, I put it in my bag, but I bought other stuff"
Me: "Thats still stealing hun. Id be careful if I were you the last thing you want is a criminal record"
Dancer: "oh its ok because Im only 18 so I'd be trialled as a minor"
Me: "Ummmm Im pretty sure at 18 you are an adult now"
Dancer: "whatever... omg this other time I accidentally put a pair of $200 jeans over my arm and walked out of the store."
Another dancer: "uhhh ya thats stealing too babe. Please be careful. You are too pretty to go to jail. Plus you make enough money to buy that stuff anyway."
Dancer: "Well I didn't realise it was on my arm though till I walked out so I was just like, 'sweet'"
Dan

Money_Worshipper
01-17-2012, 05:25 PM
this happened in the VIP on new years eve. i was in a party mode that i got so drunk!!!

i was so loud and talkative:

customer loving my ass and playing with it.
me: stop trying to rip my ass apart!!! i'm going to fart on you!

everybody was laughing so loud. i was DRUNK

Aslinn
01-19-2012, 01:49 AM
"You know how when you have sex with the same guy for ages eventually you become immune to his sperm so you can't get pregnant?"

Says the dancer that already had one baby at 19... bah!

You would not believe how uneducated the general public is about sex, I have met so many people who are convinced they cant get pregnant/impregnate someone just because it hasn't happened before lol.

SuperJa
01-19-2012, 12:02 PM
Not really overheard in the dressing room, but in conversation with a drunken bouncer:

"You know how to get a guy to let you toss his salad? Tell him you can't find your car keys. It works better if you can get him to eat them beforehand."

Cue mental image of shoving my keys down some guy's throat. "EAT THEM!!!"


Also some girl was talking about a prof saying that 'all strippers have daddy issues'. Her response: "I don't have daddy isssues! Sugar daddy issues maybe..."

TacoPrincess
01-21-2012, 11:40 PM
Yesterday: "OMG your boobs look GREAT! Are you on your period?!"
not that great, but it was a new one...

papillonluvr
01-24-2012, 11:29 AM
I was talking to a girl who is only a few inches shorter than her boyfriend. She wanted to lose weight but was afraid if growing taller.

Apparently, losing weight makes you grow. Lmao....

kaiarose
01-24-2012, 11:46 AM
..........................

Lisa_Jane_Idlewild
01-24-2012, 02:03 PM
Ok, well I've totally been at the club when a girl shit on the DR floor and it recorded on the cameras.
I've totally said some things jokingly in there too like " I totally need to make money. I should switch to BJs."
Once I was out of finishing powder and used the dry shampoo powder put it on my compact mirror and applying it with a brush. When I put it on the compact made it look like a line and asked one girl next to me if she wanted to join.

I was slightly tipsy one night talking to one of the bouncers on a dead night and one of the managers came up with what looked like a blue jello shot and offered it to me. I was like " thankie". When I went to drink it he said "oh no don't it's soap!" the manager being a jokester, I didn't believe him and tipped it up anyway. It was soap. I spit it back out. Couldn't taste my beer after that. He called me Bubbles for days.

Totally was talking to another dancer about how dead it was explaining, "it be more fun to change my tampon" which I went and did.

This one dancer who was real young and definitely not all there had some gems though:

While a few of us were bored discussing the difference of veggies and fruits.
She chimed in "What's a pickle?"

Another discussion not including her about Colorado and how cold the winters are:

Dancer X: "It snows in Colorado! I don't want to move there. I guess I'll move to Wesconsin. I know I'm not going to Tennessee cause they have mountains and I know it snows there."